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2005-05-01T13:23:22-08:00

Author: Mr. Miagi's Banana Factory
Category: Final Fantasy X
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 883, Reviews: 2 Published: 5-1-05
Status: In-Progress

Tidus runs out of the contributor of his hotness: peanut butter cookies, and must go out in search of them before he loses his pazzaz forever.

No Free Steps To Heaven

2004-09-01T18:05:39-08:00

Author: Mr. Miagi's Banana Factory
Category: Weiss Kreuz
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,226, Reviews: 1 Published: 9-1-04
Status: In-Progress

Aya, Ken, Youji, and Omi travel to the great beyond, where they will either be sorted to heaven or hell, meeting Schwarts on the way for really no reason.

Ways to Get Your Hand Held

2004-08-31T17:45:51-08:00

Author: Mr. Miagi's Banana Factory
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Humor
Chapters: 3, Words: 5,646, Reviews: 20 Updated: 8-31-04 Published: 6-21-04
Status: In-Progress

Harry has been stuck in a Catholic monastary, and its up to Hogwarts to make him one with Satan again. By the end of the week, he must... hold someone's hand!

THE JARETH WARS

2004-07-21T15:15:57-08:00

Author: Mr. Miagi's Banana Factory
Category: Labyrinth
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Humor
Chapters: 4, Words: 3,930, Reviews: 34 Updated: 7-21-04 Published: 4-23-04
Status: In-Progress

Jareth wants a rematch. Sarah bangs her head, and has a thing for an unwilling Hoggle, Jareth needs a light, not to mention to save his face from makeuplessness.

Under the Stars

2003-10-18T08:12:18-08:00

Author: Mr. Miagi's Banana Factory
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 13, Words: 23,564, Reviews: 65 Updated: 10-18-03 Published: 5-24-03
Status: In-Progress

CH. 13 UP! The male cast is living in the same apartment. New people come to live at the apartment, including some more crayon mural drawings and voodoo fun

The Story on Stuff That Ain't Important

2003-09-21T17:53:20-08:00

Author: Mr. Miagi's Banana Factory
Category: Final Fantasy VIII
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,539, Reviews: 2 Published: 9-21-03
Status: In-Progress

Just a bunch of random stuff. Seifer thinks he was raped by Irvine, who became the new naked cowboy, even though he was at the beach, and other messed up stuff.

Sesshoumaru's World Conquest In a Day

2003-09-21T15:17:57-08:00

Author: Mr. Miagi's Banana Factory
Category: Inuyasha
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Humor
Chapters: 8, Words: 10,095, Reviews: 59 Updated: 9-21-03 Published: 4-1-03
Status: In-Progress

CH8 UP! Sesshoumaru decides to take over the world. Featuring preschool slaves, spiteful milkmen, senile people, gummy bears, superheros, obsessive sluts, purple dinos, evil lil bros, and the evil Inuyasha & co.

The Pharaoh's Unbirthday Present

2003-09-15T20:05:07-08:00

Author: Mr. Miagi's Banana Factory
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,219, Reviews: 6 Published: 9-15-03
Status: In-Progress

Spoof on a commonly used plot line. Yami is pharaoh, and Malik is given to him as an unbirthday present. What could the pharaoh possibly want with him (like you can't figure that out from the summary). Read and be happyish

The Ever Long Lawn

2003-08-23T17:19:12-08:00

Author: Mr. Miagi's Banana Factory
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Humor
Pairing: Harry P. & Draco M.
Chapters: 4, Words: 7,669, Reviews: 33 Updated: 8-23-03 Published: 7-25-03
Status: In-Progress

Ch 4 up! Harry works as the Malfoy's maid, and must survive through, inscessant music, scary dance rituals, and the erotic Malfoy family.

Chubby Bunny Inc

2003-08-21T15:39:33-08:00

Author: Mr. Miagi's Banana Factory
Category: Final Fantasy VII
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,054, Reviews: 15 Updated: 8-21-03 Published: 1-25-03
Status: In-Progress

FINALLY UPDATED! After the game, Cloud & co are friggin bored, so they go on a world conquest cuz they feel like it. Now taking on Nibelheim and Rocket Town

Yugi Spit

2003-08-08T21:40:56-08:00

Author: Mr. Miagi's Banana Factory
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Humor
Chapters: 5, Words: 6,763, Reviews: 35 Updated: 8-8-03 Published: 5-25-03
Status: In-Progress

**CH. 5 UP!! Yugi's boke and is collecting spit to uphold his hair (too poor to buy gel). Kaiba hides his diary from shifty eyes as Yami is hooked up to an IV of koolaid. Yugi finally restyles his hair as the devil incarnate know as...

The LAST Battle and Party

2003-08-03T10:53:39-08:00

Author: Mr. Miagi's Banana Factory
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,904, Reviews: 5 Published: 8-3-03
Status: In-Progress

It's the last battle, Harry vs. Voldie, but that ends fast enough, so we move on to the after party. Includes child burning, drunk people, Draco's gel, and all that good stuff.

HAKU SAGA!

2003-07-11T21:04:33-08:00

Author: Mr. Miagi's Banana Factory
Category: Spirited Away
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,813, Reviews: 32 Updated: 7-11-03 Published: 6-22-03
Status: In-Progress

**Ch2 UP!!! Haku must go out and find the mayonnaise maker of justice, but must first locate his nonexistant possessions. Yes, stupid and pointless, as required.

Romance Gone BAD

2003-06-22T19:55:48-08:00

Author: Mr. Miagi's Banana Factory
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Humor
Chapters: 3, Words: 3,692, Reviews: 17 Updated: 6-22-03 Published: 6-8-03
Status: In-Progress

**CH 3 UP! Bashing at the really cheesy romance stories (lemons in particular). Making fun of 3 different story plots that butchers cheesiness to no bounds!

Messed Up Stuff

2003-06-19T16:40:21-08:00

Author: Mr. Miagi's Banana Factory
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,405, Reviews: 7 Published: 6-19-03
Status: In-Progress

There is no plot to speak of. I'm not sure this is even humourous, more than just disturbing. By reading this, you have agreed to wasting your time.

Ah My Martha Stewart

2002-08-09T12:09:59-08:00

Author: Mr. Miagi's Banana Factory
Category: Rurouni Kenshin
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,881, Reviews: 17 Published: 8-9-02
Status: In-Progress

Kenshin and Saito have become prophets of the goddess known as Martha Stewart. They must stop Aoshi, who has been corrupted by Justin Timberlake, from him spreading the evil ways of pop music.

Infomercials gone mad

2002-08-09T12:02:32-08:00

Author: Mr. Miagi's Banana Factory
Category: Rurouni Kenshin
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,269, Reviews: 13 Published: 8-9-02
Status: In-Progress

Bunch of infomercial insanity. Sojiro and Saito are trying to sell viagra, Aoshi's selling a "flavor pill", and Kenshin is starting his "Adopt a Jelly Bean Foundation."

Beauty and the Beast... RK Style

2002-08-09T11:55:42-08:00

Author: Mr. Miagi's Banana Factory
Category: Rurouni Kenshin
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,261, Reviews: 11 Published: 8-9-02
Status: In-Progress

Title sums it up. Based on the Disney version and pretty much every scene has been battered. Sojiro get's to be the horse! *beams*

TOTAL INSANITY!!!

2002-06-01T22:03:16-08:00

Author: Mr. Miagi's Banana Factory
Category: Rurouni Kenshin
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,051, Reviews: 14 Published: 6-1-02
Status: In-Progress

Most insane thing I've ever written. I don't know what type of summary to write for this... To give you an idea, Hiko and Saito start square dancing... pretty much the whole RK cast is involved, that was just the only thing in my mind that stood out.

Very Confusing Stuff

2002-06-01T12:44:05-08:00

Author: Mr. Miagi's Banana Factory
Category: Rurouni Kenshin
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,481, Reviews: 11 Published: 6-1-02
Status: In-Progress

This plot line doesn't make a whole lot of sense... at all. This was written while I was on a sugar high. Hiko wants to kill Kenshin for stealing his sake, and is now coming to kill him, Saito, Sano, and Aoshi. This is just really.... strange. 'Nuff s

Sailor Kenshin R: Promise of the Beef Pot

2002-06-01T11:45:23-08:00

Author: Mr. Miagi's Banana Factory
Category: Rurouni Kenshin
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 4,710, Reviews: 17 Published: 6-1-02
Status: In-Progress

Sailor Kenshin and his scouts: Sanosuke, Aoshi, Sojiro, and Saito, must save the earth from an evil foe. WARNING: KAORU BASHING GALORE!!!

The Amazing Reno

2002-05-14T17:33:53-08:00

Author: Mr. Miagi's Banana Factory
Category: Final Fantasy VII
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 536, Reviews: 7 Published: 5-14-02
Status: In-Progress

Reno has his own fortune telling business. By using his magic Pokemon cards, he can tell the future!... to a certain extent...

How to Be an Assassin

2002-05-06T20:47:41-08:00

Author: Mr. Miagi's Banana Factory
Category: Bloody Roar
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 513, Reviews: 8 Published: 5-6-02
Status: In-Progress

Yugo tries to teach the kiddies of America how to be assassins but is rudely interrupted by a few annoyances. THIS IS ALL BASED ON BLOODY ROAR 1!!!! Just so you know.

Mage Clef and the Joys of Cooking

2002-05-06T20:04:29-08:00

Author: Mr. Miagi's Banana Factory
Category: Magic Knight Rayearth/魔法騎士レイアース
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 800, Reviews: 10 Published: 5-6-02
Status: In-Progress

Clef has his own cooking show. His guests will tech you how to make "Clef is a hotty" heart shaped cake, cheetos, and... water.

Touga's Hotty Pills

2002-05-04T20:25:09-08:00

Author: Mr. Miagi's Banana Factory
Category: Utena
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 691, Reviews: 14 Published: 5-4-02
Status: In-Progress

Touga has his own info-mercial for all the guys who want to be hot like him.

Duo's Non-Profit Organization

2002-05-04T19:29:10-08:00

Author: Mr. Miagi's Banana Factory
Category: Gundam Wing/AC
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 795, Reviews: 9 Published: 5-4-02
Status: In-Progress

It's that time of year again when Duo want to "fundraise" money to buy himself a... gift...-_-; WARNING!!! THIS IS NOT A TEST TUBE BABY FRIENDLY FIC!!!

The Homcidal Mage

2002-05-04T15:08:27-08:00

Author: Mr. Miagi's Banana Factory
Category: Final Fantasy IX
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 546, Reviews: 6 Published: 5-4-02
Status: In-Progress

Vivi bacomes homicidal and decided to kill everybody. Kuja helps him too otherwise his most valuable possesions will be given away to an evil enemy.

Fatty Bombatty

2002-05-04T09:21:04-08:00

Author: Mr. Miagi's Banana Factory
Category: Final Fantasy VIII
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 797, Reviews: 13 Published: 5-4-02
Status: In-Progress

Squall gains a whole 1/2 a pound and now has to go seek council from the great and powerful Irvine.

For the Love of Pete

2002-05-03T22:00:32-08:00

Author: Mr. Miagi's Banana Factory
Category: Final Fantasy VII
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,126, Reviews: 7 Published: 5-3-02
Status: In-Progress

Sephiroth has his own talk show. Cloud goes insane and Rufus flirts with himself in mirrors. Yah, Reno.. sits there. READ!!!

"I Wanna Boyfriend!"

2002-05-02T21:38:24-08:00

Author: Mr. Miagi's Banana Factory
Category: Rurouni Kenshin
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 822, Reviews: 17 Published: 5-2-02
Status: In-Progress

Aoshi wants a boyfriend and plans to choose from either Kenshin or Sano. (This was made because of the people who reviewed

Trapped in a Soap Opera

2002-05-01T20:04:42-08:00

Author: Mr. Miagi's Banana Factory
Category: Lunar: Eternal Blue
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 689, Reviews: 6 Published: 5-1-02
Status: In-Progress

far from a masterpiece. if you're bored... read. If you've got a life, I wouldn't recomend it. Hiro's trapped in a soap opera with no way out.

For the Love of Cheese

2002-04-30T20:39:25-08:00

Author: Mr. Miagi's Banana Factory
Category: Lunar: Silver Star
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 881, Reviews: 14 Published: 4-30-02
Status: In-Progress

Nash has his own game show. Not very intellectual but it's good for a few laughs if you like stupid humor.