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Tales of A Schmaltzy, Self Centered Old Geezer

2009-10-01T06:42:09-08:00

Author: Emper0rH0rde
Category: Underworld
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Drama
Chapters: 11, Words: 32,276, Reviews: 4 Updated: 10-1-09 Published: 9-9-08
Status: In-Progress

In a world where nothing makes any sense, Lucian tries to find out why his bitter inexplicable relative, Lord Viktor, refuses to let anyone use the mysterious 'Zurg Room,' but is unprepared for just how bizarre things get. Very, very AU.

Catfight

2009-09-11T06:36:14-08:00

Author: Emper0rH0rde
Category: Wrestling
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/General
Pairing: Maria & Eve Torres
Chapters: 2, Words: 9,745, Reviews: 4 Updated: 9-11-09 Published: 8-25-09
Status: In-Progress

My own version of Michelle McCool's violent heel turn at the end of 2008, and how Maria and Eve fighting back not-so-gradually turns into a bloody, and increasingly personal conflict. PG-13 for violence

A Few Words of Consolation

2009-09-11T05:57:43-08:00

Author: Emper0rH0rde
Category: Wrestling
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Friendship
Pairing: Mickie James
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,740, Reviews: 0 Published: 9-11-09
Status: Complete

Inspired by the 1/21/08 Raw. Mickie James is upset about her losing streak to Beth Phoenix. Who can lift her bruised spirits? Why... me, of course! Oneshot, Platonic

Dawn of the Meta: Abnutzungskrieg

2008-11-07T06:49:01-08:00

Author: Emper0rH0rde
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Angst
Chapters: 3, Words: 12,795, Reviews: 1 Updated: 11-7-08 Published: 8-13-08
Status: Complete

KOTOR 2 DSM Exile. Through a series of flashbacks, Elazio Darianella reflects on his difficult experiences following the war, and contemplates - and questions - the morality of the Jedi Ways.

Karaoke Night

2008-06-22T10:29:29-08:00

Author: Emper0rH0rde
Category: Tin Man
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: DG & Jeb
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,366, Reviews: 4 Updated: 6-22-08 Published: 6-18-08
Status: In-Progress

DG and Jeb go for a date in the big city. Particularly in a karaoke bar where strange - and hilarious - things start happening after they arrive. Ch. 2 is now up! R&R, por favor!

One Bright Sunny Day

2008-06-15T14:49:16-08:00

Author: Emper0rH0rde
Category: Tin Man
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 963, Reviews: 3 Published: 6-15-08
Status: Complete

Something strange is happening in Finaqua. The King and Queen are dead, but the King was actually napping, and the Queen's ghost appears but is shot dead. Raw is articulate, Zero dances to polka music, and Cain wears a wedding dress. What is going on?

Orton Hears A Who!

2008-06-14T12:43:06-08:00

Author: Emper0rH0rde
Category: Wrestling
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,245, Reviews: 3 Published: 6-14-08
Status: Complete

A WWE version of the famous Dr. Seuss book. Disclaimer: I OWN NOTHING!