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Crossing the Fine, Fine Line

2009-11-07T12:19:35-08:00

Author: mistresselektra
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 28, Words: 125,112, Reviews: 151 Updated: 11-7-09 Published: 7-8-09
Status: In-Progress

AH/AU. At Meyer University, you rule the school if you're a Greek or Jock. Pity on you if you're not. But a few brave souls dare to cross the line and those who challenge the status quo make the history books.

Clamato with a Side of Esme

2009-11-06T15:51:50-08:00

Author: mistresselektra
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Esme
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,379, Reviews: 8 Updated: 11-6-09 Published: 9-28-09
Status: Complete

For kikiwhore's Esme’s Erotic Ecstasy Contest. Esme meets a sexy bartender at her Martha Stewart Wannabe boss's party. What could possibly happen? Naughtiness ensues. AH/AU.

Emmett Plays with Barbies!

2009-11-06T13:00:11-08:00

Author: mistresselektra
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Family
Pairing: Alice & Emmett
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,850, Reviews: 9 Published: 11-6-09
Status: Complete

AU/AH- There comes a time in every boy's life... when he plays with dolls. For The Kid Contest. Mature themes presented.

When You Come Back to Me Again

2009-10-19T19:17:41-08:00

Author: mistresselektra
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Romance
Pairing: Bella & Edward
Chapters: 12, Words: 32,736, Reviews: 173 Updated: 10-19-09 Published: 9-20-09
Status: In-Progress

AH AU. A life on the run is no life for a child.

Legal Briefs

2009-09-27T11:36:52-08:00

Author: mistresselektra
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Crime/Romance
Pairing: Bella & Edward
Chapters: 26, Words: 71,388, Reviews: 599 Updated: 9-27-09 Published: 11-22-08
Status: Complete

AH AU. Fresh out of law school and without a job, Bella Swan takes on an insurance case that nobody will touch- and danger is around every corner when you take on the Volturi Investment Group. Warning- lemons later on. E/B, mostly canon couples.

Keys and Clues

2009-06-19T13:40:15-08:00

Author: mistresselektra
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Bella
Chapters: 11, Words: 25,327, Reviews: 42 Published: 6-19-09
Status: In-Progress

AH/AU Bella Dwyer runs away from her abusive mother and stepfather in Phoenix to stay with her online best friend in La Push. She thinks she can escape her past and make her way on her own. But can she really? Sexual abuse as a theme, but no sex scenes.

The Black Parade

2009-06-13T10:52:17-08:00

Author: mistresselektra
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Bella & Edward
Chapters: 12, Words: 31,083, Reviews: 125 Updated: 6-13-09 Published: 6-3-09
Status: Complete

AH/AU. Sequel to Pay No Mind to the Rabble. Bella and Edward are facing recovery, but not together. Three months in recovery is like a year in real life. Non-canon couplings.

Pay No Mind to the Rabble

2009-06-01T19:23:13-08:00

Author: mistresselektra
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Bella & Edward
Chapters: 11, Words: 29,170, Reviews: 105 Updated: 6-1-09 Published: 5-31-09
Status: Complete

AH/AU. Bella is the invisible girl at her new school. The only person who sees her is the popular loner, Edward Masen, a complete douchebag. Their secret relationship becomes his "dirty little secret." Dark themes presented, no rape.

Hitting All the Right Notes Part III

2009-05-02T14:51:29-08:00

Author: mistresselektra
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Bella & Edward
Chapters: 11, Words: 29,659, Reviews: 87 Updated: 5-2-09 Published: 2-3-09
Status: Complete

Aurora's tour goes International. Bella sees the ugly side of fame.

The Luckiest

2009-04-26T18:29:39-08:00

Author: mistresselektra
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Family/Romance
Pairing: Carlisle & Esme
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,568, Reviews: 18 Published: 4-26-09
Status: Complete

AH AU. What if Carlisle gave up everything, including the silver spoon in his mouth, for love?

The Root Still Grows

2009-04-18T18:36:01-08:00

Author: mistresselektra
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Family
Pairing: Bella & Edward
Chapters: 12, Words: 26,693, Reviews: 165 Updated: 4-18-09 Published: 4-8-09
Status: Complete

AH/AU. Sequel to These are Just Ghosts. The challenge of an "arrangement" continues with Bella working as a part-time live-in nanny for Edward and Violet. Bella and Molly deal with being alone, while Edward raises Violet virtually alone.

In Bowling Alleys and Backseats

2009-04-14T13:31:48-08:00

Author: mistresselektra
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Charlie & Sue
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,209, Reviews: 8 Published: 4-14-09
Status: Complete

AH/AU- From the 'These Are Just Ghosts' Universe. What was Charlie doing at the bowling alley and all those times Bella went to "nanny" while Edward was on call? Challenge from Staysa and WeasleyWeakness. Charlie/Sue. Just smut.

These Are Just Ghosts

2009-04-05T20:14:17-08:00

Author: mistresselektra
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Family
Pairing: Bella & Edward
Chapters: 17, Words: 39,130, Reviews: 245 Updated: 4-5-09 Published: 3-29-09
Status: Complete

AH/AU. Mending a broken heart isn't easy when trying to rise a three-year-old. But, who really knows best?

Just Bella

2009-03-22T21:16:44-08:00

Author: mistresselektra
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Bella & Edward
Chapters: 14, Words: 24,555, Reviews: 108 Updated: 3-22-09 Published: 3-17-09
Status: Complete

I had resigned myself to never having a normal life, being alone, being different. I was at peace with it. But then, he walked in, and everything was thrown on its ear. And time was running out. And I just didn't want to admit it. AH/AU. Canon Couples.

Rhythm of My Heart

2009-02-27T20:38:13-08:00

Author: mistresselektra
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Pairing: Bella & Edward
Chapters: 7, Words: 19,517, Reviews: 69 Updated: 2-27-09 Published: 2-20-09
Status: In-Progress

AH AU. We are the Forks High School Marching Spartans. We are dorks. We are band geeks. We are #1. And we just don't care. Rated T for cursing. If you aren't in band or your kid isn't, you probably aren't going to get this one.

For the Love of the Bull

2009-01-25T16:56:50-08:00

Author: mistresselektra
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Rosalie & Emmett
Chapters: 3, Words: 9,272, Reviews: 19 Updated: 1-25-09 Published: 1-20-09
Status: In-Progress

AH/AU. Co-Written with Staysa! R/E. Rosalie is a physical therapist starting out life in Knoxville, TN. Emmett is a rising star on the rodeo circuit. Paths collide at a bachelorette party at Knoxville's infamous Cotton Eyed Joe's.

What Doesn't Kill You

2009-01-22T12:50:46-08:00

Author: mistresselektra
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Rosalie & Emmett
Chapters: 18, Words: 33,392, Reviews: 77 Updated: 1-22-09 Published: 1-4-09
Status: Complete

AH/AU. In the aftermath of Rosalie Hale's rape at the age of fifteen, she is forced to grow up and leave her childhood delusions behind. From the Memory Will Never Die Universe. THIS IS NOT A RAPE FIC, but it does cover mature themes.

Stranger

2009-01-20T13:17:02-08:00

Author: mistresselektra
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Drama
Pairing: Edward & Bella
Chapters: 13, Words: 28,096, Reviews: 101 Updated: 1-20-09 Published: 1-19-09
Status: Complete

All Human/Alternate Universe. Bella is suddenly sent away the night before senior year starts, and Edward is heartbroken. Edward isn't sure he can make it through alone when he realizes Bella is harboring secrets.

Hitting All the Right Notes Part II

2009-01-01T11:26:52-08:00

Author: mistresselektra
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Bella & Edward
Chapters: 11, Words: 25,917, Reviews: 150 Updated: 1-1-09 Published: 12-26-08
Status: Complete

AH/AU. Not all things go smoothly as the Evenson Label prepares for Bella's debut album's release date.

Hitting All the Right Notes Part I

2008-12-24T06:36:35-08:00

Author: mistresselektra
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Bella & Edward
Chapters: 10, Words: 22,465, Reviews: 148 Updated: 12-24-08 Published: 12-17-08
Status: Complete

AH AU. Struggling Singer/Songwriter Bella Swan waitresses in New York City, dreaming of her own success. Aurora's frontman, Edward Cullen, has plans of his own- a record label with his father. Paths collide, sparks happen.

A Cullen Family Christmas Carol

2008-12-15T16:41:15-08:00

Author: mistresselektra
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Bella & Edward
Chapters: 19, Words: 39,061, Reviews: 226 Updated: 12-15-08 Published: 12-7-08
Status: Complete

AH AU. Carlisle stripping, London Gay Bars, gingerbread puppet theatre, and lemons! Yes, it's Christmas with the Cullen Family.

A Royal Bun in the Oven

2008-11-20T21:55:34-08:00

Author: mistresselektra
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Bella & Edward
Chapters: 16, Words: 20,387, Reviews: 259 Updated: 11-20-08 Published: 10-21-08
Status: Complete

AU/AH- Sequel to Wedding Cake Traditions Gone Wrong. Crown Prince Edward of Generovia has wed his royal consort, Bella Swan. The race to the crown is on- Tanya and her husband have a head start with a baby on the way. Who will get the crown?

Wedding Cake Traditions Gone Wrong

2008-10-18T09:22:12-08:00

Author: mistresselektra
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Bella & Edward
Chapters: 32, Words: 62,462, Reviews: 392 Updated: 10-18-08 Published: 10-3-08
Status: Complete

AH/AU A shy, nerdy Bella Swan goes to Rome, Italy with Rosalie and Alice for a graduation trip, after Jake and Angela's wedding only to inadvertently save the life of a reclusive Prince who's been exiled from his home country. Warning- lots of lemons.

No Knives, No Forks!

2008-10-12T20:53:16-08:00

Author: mistresselektra
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 7, Words: 11,876, Reviews: 18 Updated: 10-12-08 Published: 9-8-08
Status: Complete

AU/Human- prequel to The Memory Will Never Die. It's the Beheading of John the Baptist, a high holy day in the Orthodox Christian Church- Esme wants them to practice the "pious Orthodox custom" of not using plates or knives.

Blackbird Fly

2008-09-14T22:28:25-08:00

Author: mistresselektra
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Drama
Chapters: 30, Words: 100,317, Reviews: 264 Updated: 9-14-08 Published: 4-12-08
Status: Complete

Human AU fic- Bella is an adult living in Seattle. She has a seemingly perfect life- but she's hiding a darker secret that could kill her. Can love save her? E/B, canon couples, except Jacob/Angela. Lemons and child abuse. Dark themes presented.

Hearts Burst Into Fire

2008-08-13T20:07:20-08:00

Author: mistresselektra
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Hurt/Comfort
Chapters: 33, Words: 78,899, Reviews: 222 Updated: 8-13-08 Published: 7-12-08
Status: Complete

A/U Human- Edward, Bella, Emmett, Rosalie, Alice, Jasper, Angela, and Jacob are drifting in & out of each other's lives, until they find each other. Is it written in the stars or will "doing the right thing" keep them apart? Domestic Violence, dark themes

A Walk Through Hell

2008-08-13T20:06:37-08:00

Author: mistresselektra
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Romance
Chapters: 40, Words: 52,522, Reviews: 258 Updated: 8-13-08 Published: 5-26-08
Status: Complete

AU/Human. Bella is happily married to Mike Newton and expecting her first child. She's got a great life, a good job and good friends. What can possibly go wrong? Canon couples, except JakexAngie, MikexBella. Rated M for future chapters.

You Can Look But You Better Not Touch

2008-08-10T20:31:21-08:00

Author: mistresselektra
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Family
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,943, Reviews: 24 Published: 8-10-08
Status: Complete

Canon story Post-Eclipse, Pre-Breaking Dawn. Bella gets poison ivy. Emmett acts the fool. Pure Fluff.

Shampoo Horns

2008-08-06T09:53:17-08:00

Author: mistresselektra
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Family
Pairing: Edward & Bella
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,136, Reviews: 9 Published: 8-6-08
Status: Complete

All Human AU- A Walk Through Hell Universe. Pure Fluff. Edward baby-sits Jeannie by himself for the first time, and she gets pretty dirty and he has to give her a bath. Between Chapters 33 & 34 of A Walk Through Hell.

The Memory Will Never Die

2008-08-04T09:09:03-08:00

Author: mistresselektra
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/General
Chapters: 14, Words: 27,354, Reviews: 70 Updated: 8-4-08 Published: 8-3-08
Status: Complete

Human A/U. Bella & Edward separated in college, & the aftermath has left Bella very distant & angry. When she has a stroke which results in expressive aphasia, she can't hide behind her intellect anymore. She must deal with her past.

Robot Lincoln

2008-06-05T19:25:17-08:00

Author: mistresselektra
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,916, Reviews: 15 Published: 6-5-08
Status: Complete

A/U Human- Blackbird Fly Universe. The Swan/Masen family goes to Disney World for an adventure. E/B fluff, rated M for one somewhat lemony scene.

The Night that Prom was Over

2008-05-21T18:07:54-08:00

Author: mistresselektra
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 3, Words: 9,503, Reviews: 9 Published: 5-21-08
Status: Complete

All Human A/U. Blackbird Fly Universe. Alice and Bella intend to enact revenge when Bella's intended prom date doesn't come through as planned. CarlislexEsme only canon couples. T for sexual innuendo and language.

Welcome to the World, Baby Girl

2008-05-19T11:28:19-08:00

Author: mistresselektra
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 7, Words: 17,052, Reviews: 52 Updated: 5-19-08 Published: 5-11-08
Status: Complete

A/U Human. If you haven’t read Blackbird Fly, you’re not going to get this story at all. Edward and Bella have had a successful pregnancy. I thought I’d tell a story from everybody’s POV when their first baby is born. Canon couples, except JxA

Announcements

2008-04-20T14:14:46-08:00

Author: mistresselektra
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,347, Reviews: 10 Published: 4-20-08
Status: Complete

Human AU. Blackbird Fly universe, one-shot. Bella's first photography show is tonight- and she and Edward have to keep a secret- a good secret. If you haven't read Blackbird Fly, you won't get this one.