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Lucky 13

2009-11-13T18:27:37-08:00

Author: Donteatacowman
Category: Danny Phantom
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Johnny 13 & Kitty
Chapters: 1, Words: 650, Reviews: 1 Published: 11-13-09
Status: Complete

It's Friday the 13th, and you know what that means!: Johnny 13/Kitty fluff. Kitty takes Johnny to a secret location. Kissing ensues! And also a bit of ghostly mayhem, 'cause really, what's the fun without that?

Rediscovering Home

2009-11-02T15:05:12-08:00

Author: Donteatacowman
Category: Danny Phantom
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Family/Drama
Pairing: Maddie F. & Danny F.
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,210, Reviews: 13 Published: 11-2-09
Status: Complete

It was a hard decision to tear down the Fenton Portal, but a necessary one. That's what Maddie thinks until she discovers that her son has been stranded in the Ghost Zone! And what does this have to do with the disappearance of Phantom? Oneshot.

Monster In The Mirror

2009-10-31T14:19:59-08:00

Author: Donteatacowman
Category: Danny Phantom
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Horror/Angst
Pairing: Danny F.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,198, Reviews: 5 Published: 10-31-09
Status: Complete

Oneshot. Ever since the accident, Danny's reflection in the mirror has always been that of Phantom, even when he's in human form. Rated T for horror themes.

Human

2009-10-04T15:08:11-08:00

Author: Donteatacowman
Category: Danny Phantom
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/General
Pairing: Danny F. & Sam M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 724, Reviews: 5 Published: 10-4-09
Status: Complete

Danny regained something important in the course of Phantom Planet: his humanity. But good things never last, especially when Fate has her eye on you and when everyone is sure you're better off half-dead.

Stuck

2009-10-01T14:52:56-08:00

Author: Donteatacowman
Category: Danny Phantom
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Suspense
Pairing: Danny F. & Dan Phantom
Chapters: 1, Words: 912, Reviews: 5 Published: 10-1-09
Status: Complete

Danny's stuck in the Thermos again. Usually, someone'd let him out soon enough, right? But this time, everyone he knows has died! Oh crap! What's our protagonist gonna do? Stew over his angst and anger, that's what. For the DP Day o' Angst.

So Close, Too Far

2009-09-22T16:02:22-08:00

Author: Donteatacowman
Category: Electric Company, 2009
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Danny R.
Chapters: 1, Words: 141, Reviews: 1 Published: 9-22-09
Status: Complete

100-word drabble for the kids' TV show "The Electric Company." Pairing: Danny/Lotte. Why? Because I can.

Ah, I Remember

2009-09-11T22:46:39-08:00

Author: Donteatacowman
Category: Danny Phantom
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Supernatural
Pairing: Ember
Chapters: 1, Words: 464, Reviews: 4 Published: 9-11-09
Status: Complete

It was in the bleak December, and the lonely dying Ember wrought her ghost upon the floor.... Rambly little angst piece. Inspired by Poe's "The Raven."

Phantasm: A Ghost Story

2009-09-06T19:36:48-08:00

Author: Donteatacowman
Category: Danny Phantom
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Horror/Tragedy
Pairing: Danny F. & Dash B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,916, Reviews: 12 Published: 9-6-09
Status: Complete

He WAS Danny Fenton, he had to be, no one could fake the way he was gripping his friends as if they were his only connection to life itself or the way his expression was just so DANNY even when he was terrified out of his mind...

How Billy Buddy Got His PhD In Horribleness

2009-09-05T07:38:25-08:00

Author: Donteatacowman
Category: Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Crime
Pairing: Dr. Horrible/Billy
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,367, Reviews: 4 Published: 9-5-09
Status: Complete

Origin fic. Billy started out as a normal kid, all things considered--a normal kid, and a very imaginative one at that. He'd always wanted to be an inventor, and took to salvaging pieces of junk from the trash, "inventing" whatever he could.... Oneshot.

Finding Himself

2009-08-31T18:40:51-08:00

Author: Donteatacowman
Category: Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Dr. Horrible/Billy
Chapters: 17, Words: 10,363, Reviews: 42 Updated: 8-31-09 Published: 5-30-09
Status: In-Progress

Table of Contents in Chapter 1. Who is Dr. Horrible? Let's try to answer that question. Collective one-shots, ranging from the angsty to the fluffy to the just-for-fun, with no regard to chronology. This chapter:Horrible shows up for a certain appointment

All You Need Is Love

2009-08-22T16:47:31-08:00

Author: Donteatacowman
Category: Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Dr. Horrible/Billy & Penny
Chapters: 1, Words: 187, Reviews: 1 Published: 8-22-09
Status: Complete

Inspired by the Beatles song of the same name. A drabble. Dr. Horrible hears the song on the radio and thinks of Penny.

Quietly Awesome

2009-06-27T07:09:35-08:00

Author: Donteatacowman
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Friendship
Pairing: Barney S. & Robin S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 485, Reviews: 2 Published: 6-27-09
Status: In-Progress

Barney went to MacLaren's to be alone. When Robin comes through the door, he doesn't quite know what to do.... Barney/Robin, in a way. But no kissy mushy stuff.

Montague and Capulet

2009-05-28T11:42:53-08:00

Author: Donteatacowman
Category: Shakespeare
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 537, Reviews: 0 Published: 5-28-09
Status: Complete

The basic plot of the Shakespeare classic The Tragedy of Romeo and Juliet--in rhyme! Woo!

You Know You Were the Taco, Right?

2009-05-25T16:48:53-08:00

Author: Donteatacowman
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Barney S. & Robin S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 384, Reviews: 2 Published: 5-25-09
Status: Complete

Barney and Robin stop for Tex-Mex and the conversation takes a turn for the relationship-y. From the BarneyRobin Finale Drabblethon. Prompt: "You know that you were the taco, right?"

Going Against the Grain

2009-05-17T12:54:55-08:00

Author: Donteatacowman
Category: Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Friendship/Romance
Pairing: Dr. Horrible/Billy
Chapters: 17, Words: 24,598, Reviews: 82 Updated: 5-17-09 Published: 1-17-09
Status: Complete

A new villain enters the ELE-- for no reason but a simple murder. Tie Die balks at this, but something keeps pulling the two criminals together, especially once Bad Horse pulls his own little trick that neither of them quite agree with...

Sailor Across The Crowded Floor

2009-05-16T20:49:49-08:00

Author: Donteatacowman
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Barney S. & Robin S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 540, Reviews: 1 Published: 5-16-09
Status: Complete

He's trying to ignore the brunette across the room, he really is. But he can't help himself. He has to torture himself by getting closer. Despite the specified categories, this isn't overly romantic nor angsty--just a one-sided Barney/Robin oneshot.

Decades of Denial

2009-01-24T15:47:07-08:00

Author: Donteatacowman
Category: Lion King
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 422, Reviews: 1 Published: 1-24-09
Status: Complete

That Mufasa. Dummy. HE had hunted the gazelle, had killed it himself! He was a prodigy, a wonder! But his cretin of a brother had taken all the credit. Again. A little ficlet born from Scar's "Be Prepared."

You're not Drakken!

2008-11-22T11:40:35-08:00

Author: Donteatacowman
Crossover: Kim Possible and Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Kim P. & Dr. Horrible/Billy
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,193, Reviews: 8 Published: 11-22-08
Status: Complete

Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog/Kim Possible crossover. A green-skinned woman with a fake-looking mustache directed Kim and Ron's heroic intentions to a certain amateur villain's hideout. Yet no beating! Is it going to be the Senior's all over again?

Horrible

2008-10-31T14:35:34-08:00

Author: Donteatacowman
Category: Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Horror/Angst
Pairing: Dr. Horrible/Billy & Moist
Chapters: 1, Words: 621, Reviews: 4 Published: 10-31-08
Status: Complete

Spoilers inside. Oneshot. Billy's night on October 31. Rated "T" for horror themes. I was generous with the rating- this doesn't go beyond the creepy, angsty factor.

Evil

2008-10-26T16:11:01-08:00

Author: Donteatacowman
Category: Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Poetry
Pairing: Dr. Horrible/Billy
Chapters: 1, Words: 470, Reviews: 9 Published: 10-26-08
Status: Complete

He was slipping. Not Dr. Horrible- certainly not- but Billy was. Or, rather, he was numb. Nothing. Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog oneshot- not a poem, per se. But chock-full of poetic angst.

The Strange Self Insert

2008-10-25T18:29:18-08:00

Author: Donteatacowman
Category: Kim Possible
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Ron S. & Kim P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 686, Reviews: 7 Published: 10-25-08
Status: In-Progress

The title, basically. No planned continuation. Random one-shot. A portal opens in the Kim Possible world, and a crazed fangirl pops out.

Kim's Sonnet

2008-10-25T15:11:08-08:00

Author: Donteatacowman
Category: Kim Possible
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Ron S. & Kim P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 159, Reviews: 3 Published: 10-25-08
Status: Complete

Indeed a continuation of "Is He Really Gone?" and "Zorpox's Sonnet", this time written from Zorpox's perspective as he gloats over the body of his defeated foe -- Kim Possible.

I Think Some Serious Physics Just Happened

2008-09-14T19:26:50-08:00

Author: Donteatacowman
Category: Kim Possible
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure/Drama
Pairing: Ron S.
Chapters: 12, Words: 12,457, Reviews: 63 Updated: 9-14-08 Published: 8-13-08
Status: Complete

Ron gives his life for Kim, but wakes up alone on a street corner… in our world. With nothing but the clothes he died in on his back and the power of imagination, can he learn to cope in a world with no super heroes, Bueno Nachos, or happily ever afters?

Shuffle Challenge: All Kim Possible, All the Time

2008-09-06T18:38:06-08:00

Author: Donteatacowman
Category: Kim Possible
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,090, Reviews: 3 Published: 9-6-08
Status: Complete

10 different drabbles inspired by 10 different songs. No specific characters/pairings, nor are any of the different drabbles necessarily related to each other. Fun to write, and hopefully to read!

Soul Mates

2008-09-01T09:32:58-08:00

Author: Donteatacowman
Category: Kim Possible
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 480, Reviews: 7 Published: 9-1-08
Status: Complete

The KP characters finally meet their loves. Hopefully this will break me out of my writer's block. Don't read if you detest alternate pairings.

Fiddlesticks

2008-08-11T11:08:03-08:00

Author: Donteatacowman
Category: Kim Possible
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Drakken & Shego
Chapters: 1, Words: 462, Reviews: 5 Published: 8-11-08
Status: Complete

An episode kicker for "Bad Boy". Whatever happened to our favorite villainous duo after the last lair exploded? Originally submitted to KPWG's "Episode Kickers" before I realized a kicker was already written!

Zorpox's Sonnet

2008-06-05T19:08:10-08:00

Author: Donteatacowman
Category: Kim Possible
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/Drama
Pairing: Ron S. & Kim P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 153, Reviews: 3 Published: 6-5-08
Status: Complete

A certain blue villain has triumphed over his arch-nemesis, Kim Possible. Drakken? No, Zorpox! Kim regrets the loss of her best friend. A poem inspired by Mengsk's review for "Is He Really Gone?"

The Naco

2008-04-25T15:54:19-08:00

Author: Donteatacowman
Category: Kim Possible
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Ron S. & Rufus
Chapters: 1, Words: 332, Reviews: 2 Published: 4-25-08
Status: Complete

Have you ever wanted to taste a naco? Well, here is your own custom-made recipe for all the cheese-lovers out there! Originally posted on wikihow. Warning: Not for the lactose intolerant.

And I escaped!

2008-04-06T18:42:42-08:00

Author: Donteatacowman
Category: Kim Possible
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure/Drama
Pairing: Ron S. & Kim P.
Chapters: 2, Words: 8,939, Reviews: 14 Updated: 4-6-08 Published: 4-2-08
Status: Complete

All Ron’s suppressed bad feelings rolled into one, with no sense of morality, his hidden mechanical and fighting talents, and a bit of Ron’s natural flamboyancy- these all add up to create the greatest supervillain the world has ever known!

Confession of an Ultimate Monkey Master

2008-04-02T15:29:01-08:00

Author: Donteatacowman
Category: Kim Possible
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Supernatural
Pairing: Ron S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 352, Reviews: 7 Published: 4-2-08
Status: Complete

Ron's POV as he thinks about his Mystical Monkey Power. A super-quick oneshot.

Is he really gone?

2008-04-02T14:47:01-08:00

Author: Donteatacowman
Category: Kim Possible
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/Angst
Pairing: Kim P. & Ron S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 211, Reviews: 7 Published: 4-2-08
Status: Complete

Kim's POV as Ron, as Zorpox, has beaten her. A short poem I think would be worth half a minute of your time.