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Cigarette Burns

2009-05-28T21:25:39-08:00

Author: Daddy's Little Cannibal
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Bella & Edward
Chapters: 16, Words: 44,778, Reviews: 855 Updated: 5-28-09 Published: 5-25-09
Status: In-Progress

AH. Bella is a local junkie and Edward is a famous artist. He meets Bella outside of one of his art shows and she ends up going home with him. ExB.

Worlds Collide

2009-05-23T22:41:25-08:00

Author: Daddy's Little Cannibal
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Bella & Edward
Chapters: 13, Words: 33,322, Reviews: 983 Updated: 5-23-09 Published: 2-1-09
Status: In-Progress

Isabella Swan has multiple personality disorder and has let Edward Cullen, an aspiring psychiatrist, do a case study on her and her multiple personalities. Collaboration between Bronzehairedgirl620 and Daddy’s Little Cannibal, dark and funny. B/E

Alice in Wonderland

2009-05-23T22:41:13-08:00

Author: Daddy's Little Cannibal
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Fantasy
Pairing: Alice & Jasper
Chapters: 6, Words: 6,960, Reviews: 252 Updated: 5-23-09 Published: 3-29-09
Status: In-Progress

Alice falls down a rabbit hole and ends up in an alternative universe where she meets Jasper. A mix of popular fairytales set in an alternative universe. Alice/Jasper. Dark.

The Pretty Corpses

2009-05-23T22:40:52-08:00

Author: Daddy's Little Cannibal
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Bella & Edward
Chapters: 15, Words: 35,098, Reviews: 1239 Updated: 5-23-09 Published: 11-2-08
Status: In-Progress

The Pretty Corpses is the first movie using vampire actors along with human actors. Edward and Bella are the main characters. A better summary is inside. Connected to All the Pretty Corpses NOT a sequel or rewrite! B/E

Till Death Do Us Part

2009-05-23T16:01:49-08:00

Author: Daddy's Little Cannibal
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Bella & Edward
Chapters: 27, Words: 81,670, Reviews: 7724 Updated: 5-23-09 Published: 8-12-08
Status: In-Progress

All human. Edward and Bella meet each other at a bar. They get drunk and hit it off. Edward admits that he won’t have sex till marriage. Bella, on a whim, asks Edward to marry her – he agrees. What a shame that Edward doesn't believe in divorce…

Capturing the Flames

2009-04-27T17:02:55-08:00

Author: Daddy's Little Cannibal
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Bella & Edward
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,818, Reviews: 121 Published: 4-27-09
Status: Complete

Example one-shot for the “Epic T Rated One-Shot Contest.” Bella, an artist, decides to paint Edward, a fireman, for an art show. B/E Collaboration with Bronzehairedgirl620 and Daddy’s Little Cannibal.

Rosalie’s Café

2009-04-05T19:53:58-08:00

Author: Daddy's Little Cannibal
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Bella & Edward
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,418, Reviews: 280 Published: 4-5-09
Status: Complete

ONE-SHOT! Edward works at an all night café. Bella doesn’t want to go home, so decides to camp out there for the night. They’re the only ones there, so Edward decides to strike up a conversation. Sometimes it's easier to talk to a stranger...B/E ONE-SHOT!

Boy Meets Girl

2009-03-23T21:11:29-08:00

Author: Daddy's Little Cannibal
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Alice & Jasper
Chapters: 6, Words: 19,310, Reviews: 887 Updated: 3-23-09 Published: 12-29-08
Status: Complete

Complete. They met each other on a subway. She was still wearing the bracelet from the hospital. He still had track marks from the night before. My answer to a challenge. No character deaths or abuse. All human. Alice and Jasper

Imagination Land

2009-02-14T18:37:32-08:00

Author: Daddy's Little Cannibal
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Fantasy
Pairing: Edward & Bella
Chapters: 16, Words: 47,236, Reviews: 1932 Updated: 2-14-09 Published: 7-25-08
Status: Complete

Complete with epilogue. Bella is an author that just happens to be in a coma. But instead of being completely brain dead she's living in a part of her brain where all the fictional characters she’s created are alive. BXE Edward is a vampire!

Twilight Conversations

2009-02-09T15:30:02-08:00

Author: Daddy's Little Cannibal
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 5, Words: 2,159, Reviews: 373 Updated: 2-9-09 Published: 7-18-08
Status: Complete

Originally a one-shot known as Emmett's Gift. Now a collection of one-shots with conversations that make people smile. None of the one-shots are connected with each other.

Suicide Lane Café

2009-01-21T21:31:21-08:00

Author: Daddy's Little Cannibal
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Supernatural
Pairing: Bella & Edward
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,721, Reviews: 251 Published: 1-21-09
Status: Complete

Bella did jump off the cliff to commit suicide and she succeeded, which made Edward go to the Italy to commit a vampire suicide. A different take on the afterlife. Edward and Bella fluff. Corny summary, I know. New Moon AU. ONE-SHOT!

Happy New Year

2008-12-31T15:06:06-08:00

Author: Daddy's Little Cannibal
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Bella & Edward
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,875, Reviews: 69 Published: 12-31-08
Status: Complete

All human. Emmett's hosting a New Year's Eve party. B/E Written with Bronzehairedgirl620 One-Shot Happy New Year!

Under the Mistletoe

2008-12-25T18:34:53-08:00

Author: Daddy's Little Cannibal
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Edward & Bella
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,578, Reviews: 66 Published: 12-25-08
Status: Complete

Edward and Bella meet under the mistletoe…at Santa’s workshop. B/E A short Santa friendly one-shot that I thought y’all might enjoy for the holidays. Merry Christmas!

Sleigh Rides

2008-12-15T15:08:46-08:00

Author: Daddy's Little Cannibal
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Bella & Edward
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,042, Reviews: 119 Published: 12-15-08
Status: Complete

Edward asks Santa for a favor. B/E One-shot

Every Kiss Begins With Kay

2008-12-14T19:21:19-08:00

Author: Daddy's Little Cannibal
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Bella & Edward
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,450, Reviews: 147 Published: 12-14-08
Status: Complete

For "A Very Cullen Christmas Collaboration Contest." Sometimes commercials aren't always fake. All human. Co written with Bronzedhairgirl620. B/E One-shot

Missing Moments

2008-11-09T10:20:52-08:00

Author: Daddy's Little Cannibal
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Bella & Edward
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,537, Reviews: 436 Updated: 11-9-08 Published: 11-5-08
Status: Complete

Missing moments to Till Death Do Us Parts, includes the first day of the "honeymoon" and scenes in Edward's POV. You have to read Till Death Do Us Part to understand what's going on.

No PDA

2008-11-09T10:01:28-08:00

Author: Daddy's Little Cannibal
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,268, Reviews: 195 Updated: 11-9-08 Published: 5-6-08
Status: Complete

PDA Public Display of Affection in school is fun! :D BXE One-shot Takes place at the end of Twilight. :D

All The Pretty Corpses

2008-11-02T10:56:02-08:00

Author: Daddy's Little Cannibal
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Horror
Pairing: Bella & Edward
Chapters: 12, Words: 26,343, Reviews: 747 Updated: 11-2-08 Published: 5-22-08
Status: Complete

COMPLETE Bella Swan is a siren to the vampires. They come far and wide to hear her beautiful voice. NOT a song fic. BXE Darker side of Stephenie's vampires.

Oh! The Horror!

2008-10-31T19:03:24-08:00

Author: Daddy's Little Cannibal
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Bella & Edward
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,976, Reviews: 177 Published: 10-31-08
Status: Complete

Post Twilight. Edward and Bella watch a horror movie together. Fluffy! One-shot. BXE Happy Halloween!

Lightning Snatcher

2008-09-30T13:17:20-08:00

Author: Daddy's Little Cannibal
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Fantasy
Pairing: Bella & Edward
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,310, Reviews: 57 Updated: 9-30-08 Published: 9-23-08
Status: Complete

For Jayeliwood’s sexy Edward contest. Bella and Edward Cullen are pirates that sail the sky looking for lightning. BXE One-shot. Lemon. Inspired by Stardust with my own cannibal twist.

To the End

2008-09-30T13:16:45-08:00

Author: Daddy's Little Cannibal
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Supernatural
Pairing: Edward & Bella
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,122, Reviews: 86 Updated: 9-30-08 Published: 9-7-08
Status: Complete

Relationships are hard. Relationships with vampires that are running from a vampire circus because they refused to drink the blood of their sacrifice are even harder. For Jayeliwood’s sexy Edward contest! One-shot BXE Lemon

Smile For Me

2008-09-24T19:48:26-08:00

Author: Daddy's Little Cannibal
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Bella & Edward
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,698, Reviews: 295 Updated: 9-24-08 Published: 8-23-08
Status: Complete

Edward is a firefighter that is spending the night with his wife when he gets paged to put out a fire. BXE All human. For Jayeliwood’s Sexy Edward Contest. One-shot. Lemon. Voting has started!

Coffin of Love

2008-08-24T15:28:22-08:00

Author: Daddy's Little Cannibal
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 23, Words: 57,021, Reviews: 1570 Updated: 8-24-08 Published: 4-24-08
Status: Complete

Edward is looking for his Coffin of Love, Bella is there because she lost a bet. BXE Complete

Sex And Vampires

2008-08-09T16:51:02-08:00

Author: Daddy's Little Cannibal
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Bella & Edward
Chapters: 13, Words: 32,862, Reviews: 1514 Updated: 8-9-08 Published: 6-5-08
Status: In-Progress

The summary is NOT fanfiction appropriate. You'll have to read it in the first chapter. This is the long awaited replacement for When Life Gives You Lemons - not a sequel or a rewrite. BXE Filled with lemony goodness and a plot. Complete.

High School Angst

2008-08-08T12:26:50-08:00

Author: Daddy's Little Cannibal
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Supernatural/Romance
Pairing: Bella & Edward
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,556, Reviews: 147 Published: 8-8-08
Status: Complete

For the sake of this one-shot Breaking Dawn never happen – not that I have anything against the book. My version of Bella’s first day in high school as a vampire. ONE-SHOT BXE

Cloud Nine

2008-08-06T06:44:29-08:00

Author: Daddy's Little Cannibal
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Jacob & Renesmee C./Nessie
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,000, Reviews: 255 Published: 8-6-08
Status: Complete

WINNER at the Twilight Awards! Best Nessie and Jacob fic. Post Breaking Dawn. Jake and Nessie's first kiss. J/R ONE-SHOT

Funeral Mute

2008-08-04T00:35:33-08:00

Author: Daddy's Little Cannibal
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Supernatural
Pairing: Bella & Edward
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,394, Reviews: 222 Published: 8-4-08
Status: Complete

Edward is a soul collector and Bella just died – more funny than dark. These are not my personal beliefs. ONE-SHOT

When Life Gives You Lemons

2008-07-17T16:59:32-08:00

Author: Daddy's Little Cannibal
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 15, Words: 26,621, Reviews: 1682 Updated: 7-17-08 Published: 5-11-08
Status: In-Progress

Emmett makes a bet with Bella. She has to teach Edward a new position every day until their wedding, which is in two weeks. BXE Every chapter has a lemon. COMPLETE!

Fifty Cents A Ride

2008-07-08T04:07:36-08:00

Author: Daddy's Little Cannibal
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Bella & Edward
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,000, Reviews: 169 Published: 7-8-08
Status: Complete

All human! Laundromats can be fun! Lemon! One-shot!

Welcome Back

2008-06-21T18:45:46-08:00

Author: Daddy's Little Cannibal
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Friendship
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,500, Reviews: 117 Updated: 6-21-08 Published: 5-18-08
Status: Complete

Bella’s first day back to school after the ‘accident’ in Jessica’s and now Edward's POV, written at the end of Twilight. Fluff. :

Edward's Surprise

2008-06-20T16:37:24-08:00

Author: Daddy's Little Cannibal
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Family
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,104, Reviews: 75 Published: 6-20-08
Status: Complete

It’s Edward’s Birthday and Bella has surprise for him. ONE-SHOT

Just Like Heaven

2008-06-16T16:20:12-08:00

Author: Daddy's Little Cannibal
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,296, Reviews: 56 Published: 6-16-08
Status: Complete

Edward and Bella have a picnic in the summer sun. A cute and short one-shot. BXE RATED K NOT M! Sorry for the confusion!

Boundaries

2008-06-16T16:19:34-08:00

Author: Daddy's Little Cannibal
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,878, Reviews: 119 Published: 6-16-08
Status: Complete

Everything was perfect. If you minus the fact that the wedding less than a week away and my vampire fiancé has more than willing dropped all of his boundaries and is now testing his limits. Stupid obsessive sex driven vampires! BXE Lemon one-shot.

Stupid Shiny Volvo Owner

2008-05-26T16:55:59-08:00

Author: Daddy's Little Cannibal
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 12, Words: 30,045, Reviews: 510 Updated: 5-26-08 Published: 4-16-08
Status: In-Progress

READ THE AUTHOR'S NOTE IN THE FIRST CHAPTER! Bella Swan is a journalism major at Forks University. Edward Masen is a famous vampire model, Bella is sent to interview him. BXE

Stupid Pixie Shaped Vampire

2008-05-17T16:20:37-08:00

Author: Daddy's Little Cannibal
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Family/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,741, Reviews: 152 Published: 5-17-08
Status: Complete

The story of how Edward me Alice. A little funny, very cute. A little BXE and AXJ R&R

That Darn Emmett

2008-05-11T10:51:28-08:00

Author: Daddy's Little Cannibal
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 5, Words: 7,309, Reviews: 264 Updated: 5-11-08 Published: 5-7-08
Status: In-Progress

Bella and Emmett are stuck in the police station because Emmett came with the bright idea of getting Bella drunk at a bar. Short series! NOT AN EMMETT AND BELLA LOVE STORY! Very funny Rated for language

Look Alike

2008-05-06T14:12:24-08:00

Author: Daddy's Little Cannibal
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,223, Reviews: 223 Published: 5-6-08
Status: Complete

The Cullens watch Goblet of Fire and notice that a certain wizard looks like a certain vampire, fluffy and a little funny. BXE One-shot Very short.

Sex Education With Emmett

2008-05-05T19:04:59-08:00

Author: Daddy's Little Cannibal
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,024, Reviews: 358 Published: 5-5-08
Status: Complete

Emmett gives Bella the sex talk. One-shot Rated for safety. Winner of Best One-Shot short for Twilight Awards.

Milk Of Regret

2008-05-03T15:50:38-08:00

Author: Daddy's Little Cannibal
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst
Chapters: 6, Words: 13,757, Reviews: 281 Updated: 5-3-08 Published: 4-5-08
Status: Complete

COMPLETE! With Epilogue! When Edward said it will be like he never existed, he meant it. No one knows who the Cullens are and Bella is sent away to a hospital near Forks. I suck at summaries.

Toke It Up

2008-04-20T09:59:15-08:00

Author: Daddy's Little Cannibal
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,445, Reviews: 132 Published: 4-20-08
Status: Complete

Emmett gets Bella high. Wrote it about a week ago, thought I'd save it for 4-20 because it's funnier that way. Share hugs NOT drugs! ONE-SHOT!

Grim Tales

2008-04-13T14:03:42-08:00

Author: Daddy's Little Cannibal
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 896, Reviews: 143 Published: 4-13-08
Status: Complete

There once was a girl that comes out of the well every seven days, on the seventh day little boy death found his first love. BXE One-shot! Cute and totally different from anything you'll ever read on here. AU

The Last Night

2008-04-13T10:07:52-08:00

Author: Daddy's Little Cannibal
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Hurt/Comfort
Chapters: 2, Words: 5,107, Reviews: 201 Updated: 4-13-08 Published: 4-9-08
Status: Complete

Edward is back and Bella couldn’t be happier. But what happens when Edward sees a series of scars up her arm. BXE Very Sour. And a little funny. Now a Two-Shot!

Syrup Anyone?

2008-04-06T20:00:15-08:00

Author: Daddy's Little Cannibal
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 906, Reviews: 162 Published: 4-6-08
Status: Complete

Bella shows Edward the joys of chocolate syrup. One-shot. Cute. Somewhat fluffy. BXE

Edward's Lullaby

2008-04-06T11:50:18-08:00

Author: Daddy's Little Cannibal
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 742, Reviews: 127 Published: 4-6-08
Status: Complete

Bella wants to make her own lullaby for Edward; problem is she doesn’t know how to play the piano. Cute and short one-shot. BXE