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Microwave

2009-11-20T00:32:52-08:00

Author: Effanineffable
Category: Glee
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Family
Pairing: Quinn F.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,721, Reviews: 7 Published: 11-20-09
Status: Complete

Spoilers for the episode 'Ballad,' don't say I didn't warn you. "Gave her half an hour to pack. Her father set the timer on the microwave."

Sleeping Habits

2009-08-21T22:04:29-08:00

Author: Effanineffable
Category: Misc. Plays/Musicals
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 640, Reviews: 2 Published: 8-21-09
Status: In-Progress

Rock of Ages; Franz and Regina enjoy the other's sleeping habits, even though neither will ever admit it. Almost ridiculously fluffy, so you have been warned.

Phone Call

2009-08-20T23:01:15-08:00

Author: Effanineffable
Category: Bare
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Friendship/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 682, Reviews: 1 Published: 8-20-09
Status: Complete

There's a lot of things Peter should be doing. He should go find his mother or delete Jason's number from his phone or go across the sidewalk to the girl's dorm to talk to Ivy in person. But all he can do is give her a phone call.

Time Zones

2009-08-17T19:34:28-08:00

Author: Effanineffable
Category: Misc. Plays/Musicals
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,664, Reviews: 2 Published: 8-17-09
Status: Complete

Rock of Ages; Franz is in Hamburg and Regina is in LA. There's a nine hour time difference between them, but that doesn't stop Franz from calling her every day to say goodnight. The only problem is that he's telling her goodnight at five in the morning!

Catch Me I'm Falling

2009-08-09T03:48:09-08:00

Author: Effanineffable
Category: Bare
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,025, Reviews: 5 Published: 8-9-09
Status: Complete

He’d never known that his musings about life and love could be put down on paper, had even laughed in his therapist’s face when she had suggested it. It was a private thing, he reasoned, so why should he write it down?

Imaginary Friend

2009-07-01T03:10:10-08:00

Author: Effanineffable
Category: Bare
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,843, Reviews: 5 Published: 7-1-09
Status: Complete

Peter never had an imaginary friend when he was younger, but it was now common knowledge that wherever Peter went, Jason came with him.

Sweet Tooth

2009-06-29T02:06:58-08:00

Author: Effanineffable
Category: Misc. Plays/Musicals
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Family/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,633, Reviews: 2 Published: 6-29-09
Status: Complete

Rock of Ages; Franz's dream of opening a confectionary store didn't come out of nowhere. He's had a sweet tooth and a love of candy since childhood.

Centenares de Historias

2009-06-18T06:39:45-08:00

Author: Effanineffable
Category: In the Heights
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 27, Words: 12,804, Reviews: 48 Updated: 6-18-09 Published: 12-4-08
Status: In-Progress

A series of completely random pieces about the characters as kids.

The Other Girl

2009-03-16T11:30:42-08:00

Author: Effanineffable
Category: West Side Story
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,025, Reviews: 6 Published: 3-16-09
Status: Complete

It's not just the Jets and Sharks that have changed after Tony's death. There are changes with the girls too.

Guinea Pig

2009-03-07T20:45:15-08:00

Author: Effanineffable
Category: In the Heights
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,571, Reviews: 4 Published: 3-7-09
Status: Complete

Sonny tries to create new slushies, Pete tries to remember why he agreed to try them, and Nina tries not to laugh at them.

Mi Amor Secreto

2009-01-20T22:15:57-08:00

Author: Effanineffable
Category: In the Heights
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,841, Reviews: 1 Published: 1-20-09
Status: Complete

Before leaving home, Lincoln tries to figure out which will benefit everyone in the end: telling everyone the truth or keeping his feelings to himself.

Washington Bridge

2009-01-18T17:30:56-08:00

Author: Effanineffable
Category: In the Heights
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Family
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,245, Reviews: 3 Published: 1-18-09
Status: Complete

Benny walks back to the Heights one evening, thinking about his life. He comes across Kevin and Camila, the latter of which has a nice little chat with him.

Lucky Penny

2009-01-05T08:38:26-08:00

Author: Effanineffable
Category: Avenue Q
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 815, Reviews: 11 Published: 1-5-09
Status: Complete

Avenue Q; We all make mistakes and tell little white lies once in a while, right? Well, one of those is about to catch up with Princeton...

Memoría de Foto

2008-12-10T15:24:09-08:00

Author: Effanineffable
Category: In the Heights
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,982, Reviews: 4 Published: 12-10-08
Status: Complete

In this album, there's a picture of Abuela in Havana. She is holding a rag doll, unsmiling, black and white. I wonder what she's thinking. Does she know that she'll be leaving for the city on a cold, dark night?

¡los fuegos artificiales vuelan!

2008-11-30T17:50:24-08:00

Author: Effanineffable
Category: In the Heights
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,485, Reviews: 6 Published: 11-30-08
Status: Complete

As the streets fill during the blackout, Nina is completely lost and disoriented. Will she allow Benny to help her find her way home?

Lincoln

2008-11-17T23:49:10-08:00

Author: Effanineffable
Category: In the Heights
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,911, Reviews: 4 Published: 11-17-08
Status: Complete

This story follows the original plot of the musical, where Nina has a brother and he is in love with a most unlikely character.

TwentyFive Years

2008-11-17T21:55:44-08:00

Author: Effanineffable
Category: Misc. Plays/Musicals
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Family
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,468, Reviews: 4 Published: 11-17-08
Status: Complete

Fiddler on the Roof; Tevye muses over love, realizing that his daughters know more than he does. Then he asks Golde, "Do you love me?"

Rice Pudding

2008-11-02T22:31:36-08:00

Author: Effanineffable
Category: Cats
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Bustopher Jones & Mistoffelees/Quaxo
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,882, Reviews: 6 Published: 11-2-08
Status: Complete

Bustopher Jones really wants some pudding, so he goes exploring. If he thinks sneaking around a restaurant is all he is in store for, he is terribly wrong.

Cats Mess Ups

2008-10-09T10:55:29-08:00

Author: Effanineffable
Category: Cats
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 12, Words: 25,274, Reviews: 27 Updated: 10-9-08 Published: 7-11-08
Status: In-Progress

Oh no! Our favorite little cats can't seem to get anything right! Will the play turn into a complete disaster, or will everyone leave the theater laughing? You be the judge. Rated in case.

En ese Escape de Fuego

2008-10-05T17:09:34-08:00

Author: Effanineffable
Category: In the Heights
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,805, Reviews: 10 Published: 10-5-08
Status: Complete

A twelve year old Nina sits on the fire escape, the results of a horrible day at school clutched in her hands. Can a teenage Benny cheer her up?

Return

2008-09-09T22:05:04-08:00

Author: Effanineffable
Category: Teen Titans
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Raven
Chapters: 3, Words: 6,053, Reviews: 13 Updated: 9-9-08 Published: 7-2-08
Status: In-Progress

Raven is summoned back to Azarath to rebuild a crumbling civilization. The Titans decide to accompany her in her journey. Chaos and other such Beast Boy-ish things ensue...

Grandpakku

2008-08-09T22:12:33-08:00

Author: Effanineffable
Category: Avatar: Last Airbender
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Pakku
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,779, Reviews: 3 Published: 8-9-08
Status: Complete

An insight to Kana and Pakku's past and present relationships.

Tapa del Mundo

2008-08-05T21:35:04-08:00

Author: Effanineffable
Category: In the Heights
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,685, Reviews: 8 Published: 8-5-08
Status: Complete

After the blackout, Benny and Nina end up in Benny's apartment. Benny's set on taking Nina home, but not before her injured knee makes quite a pain of itself. BennyxNina fluff ahoy!

Shear Madness

2008-07-20T21:54:29-08:00

Author: Effanineffable
Category: Avatar: Last Airbender
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy
Pairing: Azula
Chapters: 1, Words: 664, Reviews: 27 Published: 7-20-08
Status: Complete

Ignore the pun... The aftermath of Azula's breakdown.

Firelords

2008-07-20T21:23:52-08:00

Author: Effanineffable
Category: Avatar: Last Airbender
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Zuko
Chapters: 1, Words: 765, Reviews: 5 Published: 7-20-08
Status: Complete

The continuation of the now famous 'Where is my mother' encounter.

Marmories Sui

2008-07-04T20:03:33-08:00

Author: Effanineffable
Category: Cats
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 681, Reviews: 8 Published: 7-4-08
Status: Complete

A rant...

Drabbles

2008-07-03T22:54:57-08:00

Author: Effanineffable
Category: Teen Titans
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 9, Words: 1,530, Reviews: 1 Updated: 7-3-08 Published: 7-2-08
Status: In-Progress

Completely random drabbles. One for each character, eventually.

Thaumaturgists

2008-06-10T20:45:20-08:00

Author: Effanineffable
Category: Cats
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Macavity & Mistoffelees/Quaxo
Chapters: 5, Words: 16,700, Reviews: 21 Updated: 6-10-08 Published: 5-12-08
Status: In-Progress

An exploration of Macavity's life and his relationships with Demeter, Munkustrap, Rum Tum Tugger, Old Deuteronomy, and Mistoffelees.

A Cinderella's Revenge

2008-06-01T20:18:58-08:00

Author: Effanineffable
Category: A Cinderella Story
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,231, Reviews: 12 Published: 6-1-08
Status: Complete

Sam Montgomery has a problem. I'll give you a hint: there's three of them, they're all of the male persuasion, and they're taking over her fandom!

Turbo Car Basil

2008-05-12T13:25:15-08:00

Author: Effanineffable
Category: Misc. Tv Shows
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,209, Reviews: 3 Published: 5-12-08
Status: Complete

Johnny and the Sprites; Basil's greatest fear is that someone will discover his secret passion for video games. So what happens when Johnny finds out?

Protective Father

2008-04-22T20:25:05-08:00

Author: Effanineffable
Category: Cats
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Family/Humor
Pairing: Rumpleteazer & Skimbleshanks
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,007, Reviews: 11 Published: 4-22-08
Status: Complete

Skimbleshanks and Rumpleteazer have a short conversation during Tugger's song. It explores their relationship as well as how they each view Tugger... to some extent.

Khanum's Puppets

2008-04-22T20:21:28-08:00

Author: Effanineffable
Category: Phantom of the Opera
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Erik
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,431, Reviews: 5 Published: 4-22-08
Status: Complete

Spoofed from Susan Kay's Phantom, this tells the backstory of the little harem girl sent to Erik. I tried to make her a more likeable character, so hopefully it works out okay...

Crush of Conjuring Proportions

2008-04-22T20:14:17-08:00

Author: Effanineffable
Category: Cats
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Mistoffelees/Quaxo & Demeter
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,811, Reviews: 9 Published: 4-22-08
Status: Complete

Everyone's favorite magician has feelings for a rather unattainable queen. Follow him in his dilemma, and you may find yourself 'aww-ing' at the end.