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2009-09-02T18:42:53-08:00

Author: Emergency Exit
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Suspense
Pairing: Isis I.
Chapters: 1, Words: 498, Reviews: 0 Published: 9-2-09
Status: Complete

Written for a meme on playthedamncard on livejournal. One shot, obviously. And a grand total of one swear.

Silent Hill 2: Unplugged

2009-03-28T21:28:12-08:00

Author: Emergency Exit
Category: Silent Hill
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 3, Words: 4,549, Reviews: 8 Updated: 3-28-09 Published: 12-7-08
Status: In-Progress

Rated T, as everything else, filled with all sorts of narcotic drugs, etcetera. Random as hell. Chapter Three.

The Diary of GMan

2008-12-04T20:57:44-08:00

Author: Emergency Exit
Category: Half-Life
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 474, Reviews: 12 Published: 12-4-08
Status: Complete

ONE SHOT. Yes, it is a pile of rambling-goodness. Rated, er, T.

Aisle 4A

2008-08-17T23:10:09-08:00

Author: Emergency Exit
Category: Silent Hill
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Suspense/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 646, Reviews: 4 Published: 8-17-08
Status: Complete

Silent Hill 2. Enter James, the store clerk, and his daily happenings. Rated T, one shot.

Cake Expectations

2008-06-27T17:45:45-08:00

Author: Emergency Exit
Category: Half-Life
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 203, Reviews: 2 Published: 6-27-08
Status: Complete

Yeah, I know it's a bad pun. Sue me. Rated T for references to fish shaped candies, because K didn't seem correct. For Portal.

Ode to a Lone Headcrab

2008-05-14T21:46:56-08:00

Author: Emergency Exit
Category: Half-Life
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Poetry/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 418, Reviews: 4 Published: 5-14-08
Status: Complete

A tragic poem of loss, suffering, explosions and the like. Can you tell I had nothing better to do on a Wednesday? One shot, rated T.

Oh say can you see that Strider?

2008-05-06T17:43:43-08:00

Author: Emergency Exit
Category: Half-Life
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Poetry/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 327, Reviews: 2 Published: 5-6-08
Status: Complete

Spawned from complete boredom and one too many cups of tea. This is how I think the rebellion against the Combine REALLY started. Rated T for violence and a horrible excuse for poetry. One shot.