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Applications of the Fine Art of Pantsbending

2009-09-12T23:15:33-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Avatar: Last Airbender
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Sokka & Mai
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,100, Reviews: 4 Published: 9-12-09
Status: Complete

Sokka laments his status as the obligatory Everyman to an unlikely listening ear. Sokka/Mai with repeated references to the infinitely hot Suki/Ty Lee. Horrifically silly crackfic that tampers shamelessly with the fourth wall.

Quirks

2009-07-24T15:54:58-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Avatar: Last Airbender
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Zuko & Mai
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,793, Reviews: 9 Published: 7-24-09
Status: Complete

At least no one can accuse them of being boring. Zuko/Mai entry for the 1sentence challenge community on Live Journal.

One of Those Days

2009-06-08T10:19:03-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Crossover: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer and Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Anya J. & Leah
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,780, Reviews: 13 Published: 6-8-09
Status: Complete

So, a vengeance demon and a wolf-chick walk into a bar... Twilight/Buffy the Vampire Slayer crossover. Anya/Leah friendship. Unashamed silliness.

Read or Drabble

2009-05-04T20:24:31-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Read or Die
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 11, Words: 3,697, Reviews: 23 Updated: 5-4-09 Published: 5-9-08
Status: In-Progress

A collection of ROD drabbles. Various characters and pairings, labeled within the chapter.

The Coward's Way Out

2008-12-15T15:42:34-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Read or Die
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 7,144, Reviews: 2 Published: 12-15-08
Status: Complete

It's six o clock on a warm summer evening when Wendy receives the first inkling that her happily-ever-after may not be all it's cracked out to be. Post ROD the TV, vaguely AUish, angst-heavy Drake/Wendy pregnancyfic.

Silly Games

2008-07-31T13:38:33-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Read or Die
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 6,244, Reviews: 1 Updated: 7-31-08 Published: 3-24-08
Status: In-Progress

In which Wendy develops the irresistible urge to see how Mr. Carpenter looks in leather straps. Cutesy bondage fluff.

Gentleman Prefers Blondes

2008-07-25T12:16:48-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Read or Die
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,958, Reviews: 6 Published: 7-25-08
Status: Complete

In which Mr. Gentleman's maid learns more than she ever wanted to know about her employer's personal life. Total, total crackfic.

The ROD Playground Chronicles: Boys are Icky

2008-07-18T15:31:36-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Read or Die
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,228, Reviews: 9 Published: 7-18-08
Status: In-Progress

A decidedly AU tale in which a group of little girls learn the hard way one of Read or Die's greatest lessons.

Villain Filler: The Musical!

2008-06-23T19:41:58-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Read or Die
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 18, Words: 16,299, Reviews: 25 Updated: 6-23-08 Published: 6-4-05
Status: In-Progress

Even villains aren't villains all the time. A collection of silly, sappy, or just plain weird Joker/Wendy related one-shots. Chapter 18: Dear Baby. An expectant mother apologizes profusely to her unborn child.

The City Slicker's Guide to Farm Survival

2008-06-17T14:10:33-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Harvest Moon
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Family
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,888, Reviews: 2 Published: 6-17-08
Status: In-Progress

Most men in the grip of a midlife crisis would go out and buy a sports car or something. But lucky her, she married the man who decided to buck the trend, and bring home the deed to a farm. Drake and Wendy Anderson and their adventures in Mineral Town.

1sentence: A Read or Die Collection

2008-05-14T13:11:51-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Read or Die
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 9, Words: 22,765, Reviews: 18 Updated: 5-14-08 Published: 1-15-07
Status: In-Progress

Chapter 9: Playing Favourites. The way Yomiko is with books, Nenene knows that being her favourite author is something to be proud of. Yomiko/Nenene, with hints of Nenene/Yomiko/Nancy.

A New Arrival

2008-04-24T14:35:13-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Read or Die
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Family
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,530, Reviews: 3 Published: 4-24-08
Status: Complete

Margaret Cecilia Anderson, reporting the arrival of the newest itty-bitty Anderson into the world!" Drake/Wendy, Maggie Anderson/Junior friendship.

Buried in Time

2008-04-17T19:58:51-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Read or Die
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,344, Reviews: 4 Published: 4-17-08
Status: Complete

For starry-eyed fantasies, some of the dreams she has about him aren't very nice. Joker/Wendy, slightly higher than usual creep factor. Rated for implied non-con.

The Woman Who Ate Everyone

2008-03-28T11:17:12-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Read or Die
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,465, Reviews: 5 Published: 3-28-08
Status: Complete

In which Nancy has a billboard, Wendy has a girl-crush, and Joker has a hazmat suit. Slightly pre-OAV.

Of Mice and Manhandling

2008-03-24T17:00:02-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Read or Die
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,593, Reviews: 5 Published: 3-24-08
Status: Complete

In which Joker gets a new secretary, Wendy gets kidnapped and gratuitously poked by stick-bearing rodents, and Joker feels that Wendy had by far the better day.

Single White Farmer

2008-03-07T12:43:22-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Harvest Moon
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Alex & Gina
Chapters: 3, Words: 11,628, Reviews: 14 Updated: 3-7-08 Published: 5-18-07
Status: Complete

As her first season in Flowerbud Village winds down, Gina starts to suspect that the most grueling part of working at the Clinic has nothing to do with the job, and everything to do with that pretty brownhaired farmer just down the way. Oddball Alex/OC.

A Good OldFashioned Lynching

2008-02-15T23:10:00-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Harvest Moon
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Humor
Pairing: Elli & Jack
Chapters: 7, Words: 23,645, Reviews: 54 Updated: 2-15-08 Published: 8-27-06
Status: In-Progress

When Elli catches her husband of three idyllic years in an indelicate position, the girls of Mineral Town band together in an effort to expose him for what he is. So, how did the doctor get dragged into this mess?

The Pizza Man Cometh

2008-01-14T20:40:06-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Read or Die
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,699, Reviews: 5 Published: 1-14-08
Status: Complete

He was a man who needed a woman. She was a woman who needed a man. Together, they found each other. And a pizza. Drake x Wendy silly!fluff, somewhat AU, set slightly post-OAV.

And None Shall Speak

2008-01-14T02:15:37-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Harvest Moon
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Jack & Muffy
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,777, Reviews: 5 Published: 1-14-08
Status: In-Progress

It was a crisp, clear autumn night when Jack received his first inkling that this entire situation might eventually come back to kick him squarely in the teeth. Jack x Celia, guest appearance by Angry!Muffy.

Mr Claus's Lucky Day

2008-01-05T17:26:02-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Read or Die
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,242, Reviews: 3 Published: 1-5-08
Status: Complete

In which circumstances conspire to force Drake into a Santa suit, Anita relishes in his humiliation, and Wendy has an inlaw induced meltdown. Healthy amounts of Drake x Wendy married!fluff, guest starring two Maggies, a Michelle, and an Anita.

The Days Before

2008-01-01T22:24:51-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Harvest Moon
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Chapters: 5, Words: 2,510, Reviews: 15 Updated: 1-1-08 Published: 11-21-07
Status: In-Progress

Planning a wedding is always stressful, even when it's not yours. Especially when it's not yours. Doctor x Claire, Ellicentric.

All in the Past

2007-12-28T15:05:04-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Harvest Moon
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Alex & Gina
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,389, Reviews: 5 Published: 12-28-07
Status: In-Progress

Their wedding night wasn't exactly when he would have picked to find out about it, but the truth was, he just didn't want to know at all. AlexGina. Rated for themes of statutory rape. Previously titled Confessions by Moonlight.

A Time For Family

2007-12-23T12:45:55-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Harvest Moon
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Elli & Doctor Trent/Tim
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,853, Reviews: 6 Published: 12-23-07
Status: Complete

Once upon a Tim, there was an Elli, and all was well with the world. A seasonal tale of friends, family, and the warm fuzzy feeling you get inside after your twelfth Christmas Eggnog.

Dreams of Falling

2007-12-10T19:45:45-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Read or Die
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,136, Reviews: 5 Published: 12-10-07
Status: Complete

On her first night with her new roommate, Wendy learns a few unpleasant lessons about caring for a baby. Well, for this baby, at any rate. Featuring Baby!Junior, Confused!Wendy, and Annoyed!Joker. Absurdity warning is in effect.

As the Harvest Moons

2007-11-24T22:16:47-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Harvest Moon
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Parody
Pairing: Elli
Chapters: 3, Words: 6,336, Reviews: 15 Updated: 11-24-07 Published: 9-2-06
Status: In-Progress

Elli had never seen a soap opera before, and had no particular desire to change that. But when she woke up in a world gone mad, she knew she would have to learn quickly.

Almost There

2007-11-15T09:05:17-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Harvest Moon
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Kai & Muffy
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,710, Reviews: 4 Published: 11-15-07
Status: Complete

Summer is almost here, and the world is beautiful. KaiMuffy, AUish flufffest.

Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Wine

2007-10-27T19:03:20-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Harvest Moon
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,113, Reviews: 6 Published: 10-27-07
Status: Complete

A patient visits Mineral Town Clinic with an unusual affliction. Rated for immaturity and disgustingness.

A Love For the Ages

2007-10-25T23:33:24-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Harvest Moon
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Popuri & Rick
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,570, Reviews: 7 Published: 10-25-07
Status: Complete

Popuri is determined to make her new romance work, despite all odds. Rick points out one minor problem...

Reflections of a Best Man

2007-10-19T22:18:04-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Harvest Moon
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Ann & Gina
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,386, Reviews: 2 Published: 10-19-07
Status: Complete

It's the eve of her father's wedding day, and Ann is Not Happy.

Written in Sand

2007-10-17T00:17:47-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Harvest Moon
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,319, Reviews: 8 Published: 10-17-07
Status: Complete

It's three thirty in the afternoon, and his daughter is going to kill him. JeffDoctor, hints of femmeslash.

Eye of the Beholder

2007-08-01T18:11:31-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Harvest Moon
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Elli & Jeff
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,169, Reviews: 6 Published: 8-1-07
Status: Complete

An HM64 story. It's a wellknown fact that a good marriage nurtures the heart and soul, but sometimes it can nurture the body a little too well. Elli laments her unmistakable weight gain, and Jeff wonders how having more of his wife around can be bad.

Storybook Notions

2007-07-24T18:39:01-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Read or Die
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,058, Reviews: 2 Published: 7-24-07
Status: Complete

Joker makes Wendy an offer. Wendy searches for the catch. And also, bunnies are very rarely unicycles. But I'm not saying never. I fully support the potential of bunnies to be unicycles. PostTV. Fluff.

Operation: Eye Candy

2007-07-16T17:01:01-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Harvest Moon
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Mary & Elli
Chapters: 2, Words: 7,882, Reviews: 13 Updated: 7-16-07 Published: 4-11-07
Status: In-Progress

A tale of love, hate, and literary analysis gone horribly wrong. Mary shares her favourite book with Elli, and in return is swept up in the third most disastrous matchmaking attempt Mineral Town has ever seen.

A Matter of Taste

2007-07-11T16:15:55-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Harvest Moon
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Karen & Elli
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,927, Reviews: 8 Published: 7-11-07
Status: Complete

Welcome to the first annual Mineral Town Chili Cookoff! Will it be the last? Only time will tell. Karen x Elli.

Let it Go

2007-07-03T22:10:05-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Read or Die
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,259, Reviews: 5 Published: 7-3-07
Status: Complete

Drake and Wendy on the subject of Yomiko. She knows he's right, and she'll have to make peace sometime, but she kind of thinks she'd prefer another five years in prison. DrakeWendy fluff, for 30kisses theme 13. Set eight years postseries.

The Case of the Disappearing Milk

2007-05-30T20:11:04-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Read or Die
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,511, Reviews: 5 Published: 5-30-07
Status: Complete

When her third favourite thing in the whole world vanishes without a trace, Anita decides that one detective team just isn't enough for her and calls into action the sharpest minds and keenest wits in the eighth grade.

Something About a Sunset

2007-05-11T10:13:22-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Harvest Moon
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Elli & Doctor Trent/Tim
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,794, Reviews: 8 Published: 5-11-07
Status: Complete

Elli misinterprets the situation most spectacularly. The doctor takes very vocal exception. And outside, the setting sun goes about its business, indifferent to the doings of these silly humans. Based on the doctor's yellow heart event.

My Dear Sexy Stranger

2007-04-18T08:20:23-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Read or Die
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,651, Reviews: 3 Published: 4-18-07
Status: Complete

In which two strangers meet in a bar, leave in a huff, and end up in bed. DrakeWendy, lighthearted fluffysweet married!smut. PostTV, exceedingly AU.

Anyone I Know?

2007-04-02T13:05:54-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Harvest Moon
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Doctor Trent/Tim & Jack
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,690, Reviews: 7 Published: 4-2-07
Status: Complete

When Jack comes by the Clinic to share some good news, the doctor leaps headlong into an unfortuante conclusion and a lot of misery. Trace amounts of Doctor x Elli.

Hats Off to You

2007-03-19T16:35:37-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Harvest Moon
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Gray & Claire
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,196, Reviews: 30 Published: 3-19-07
Status: Complete

In which Gray faces a nervewracking ordeal and inadvertantly starts a trend. A slightly skewed and substantially silly take on Gray's blue heart event. Gray x OC fluff. Title purely for cheesy fun.

A Mile in Their Shoes

2007-03-14T12:50:47-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Harvest Moon
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 5,586, Reviews: 18 Updated: 3-14-07 Published: 2-27-07
Status: In-Progress

A trip down silliness in which young men and women volunteer to temporarily live the lives of the most widely despised Harvest Moon characters, to prove that they can blend in seamlessly and make the town a better place. Unfortunately...

Of Sunshine and Aquatic Invertebrates

2007-03-06T12:22:50-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Harvest Moon
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Rick & Elli
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,700, Reviews: 6 Published: 3-6-07
Status: Complete

During a brief stay at the Clinic, Rick learns that it's easier to hate someone before you get to know them, Popuri learns that civil conversation is the key to conflict resolution, and Elli learns that she's no good with Evil Schemes.

Alchemy: The New Duct Tape

2007-03-01T10:06:33-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Alex A. & Roy M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,318, Reviews: 10 Published: 3-1-07
Status: In-Progress

In which Armstrong is possessed of a Brilliant Idea, Mustang jumps enthusiastically on board, and Everyone Else prays for swift, merciful death. Mild Roy x Riza warnings that'll probably get less and less mild with each passing chapter.

What's in a Name

2007-02-26T11:11:19-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Harvest Moon
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,177, Reviews: 16 Published: 2-26-07
Status: Complete

Life was looking up for the young Mineral Town Doctor. Married to the love of his life, awaiting their first child, blissfully happy. But when an invitation to the 129th Semi Annual Trent Family Reunion arrived in the mail, he felt it all slipping away...

Irresistible

2007-02-22T12:03:08-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Harvest Moon
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Gotz & Elli
Chapters: 1, Words: 680, Reviews: 9 Published: 2-22-07
Status: Complete

In which Gotz learns that he just can't get enough of Elli in a miniskirt. GotzElli. Harmless cutesy lemony snippet. Which is like a Lemony Snicket, but less Unfortunate. Or something.

Love Songs

2007-02-19T20:01:37-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Harvest Moon
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 3, Words: 2,914, Reviews: 9 Updated: 2-19-07 Published: 2-2-07
Status: In-Progress

Various and sundry drabbles and short stories featuring the cast of Magical Melodies. Chapter 3: The People Who Matter. Carl x Ellen.

1sentence: A Mineral Town Collection

2007-02-17T21:47:45-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Harvest Moon
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 11, Words: 28,351, Reviews: 31 Updated: 2-17-07 Published: 8-21-06
Status: In-Progress

Every romance has a story, and every story is made up of moments. Very much like 1sentence: A Magical Melodies Collection, but with the boys and girls of Mineral Town. Chapter 11: Gotz and Elli.

A Special Morning

2007-02-16T09:39:06-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Read or Die
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 734, Reviews: 9 Published: 2-16-07
Status: Complete

Most mornings, Maggie wakes up by herself, but this morning is special. Last night was special, too. Harmless MichelleNeneneMaggie lemonscented fluff. Beware the author's incurable NeneneMaggie bias.

What's Simple is True

2007-02-14T10:03:12-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Read or Die
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,811, Reviews: 8 Published: 2-14-07
Status: Complete

When she thinks about it now, Nancy knows the very first moment that she fell in love with books. YomikoNancy. PostOVA, preTV. Title borrowed from Jewel, but her song has no further bearing on the story.

Contradiction in Terms

2007-02-12T09:22:28-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Incredibles
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,008, Reviews: 6 Published: 2-12-07
Status: Complete

She's just a nifty bundle of contradictions, his pretty little righthand gal. But lucky for both of them, he likes puzzles. Syndrome x Mirage.

No Simple Matter

2007-02-08T14:35:34-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Read or Die
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,596, Reviews: 7 Published: 2-8-07
Status: Complete

Sure, he's scared stupid, but she's right there, and he's right here, and the ring's in his pocket, so he might as well. And anyway, if he doesn't do it, Anita will kill him. HisamiTohru, background AnitaJunior.

Like Clockwork

2007-02-05T16:21:18-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Harvest Moon
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Alex & Gina
Chapters: 4, Words: 6,195, Reviews: 7 Updated: 2-5-07 Published: 11-3-06
Status: In-Progress

In a world full of thrillseekers, Alex is anything but. Boredom is security, and security comes with routine. And the Sanitarium opening up next door does not fit into the routine. AlexOC, AlexGina.

Clips and Phrases

2007-01-31T12:36:43-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Incredibles
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,699, Reviews: 14 Published: 1-31-07
Status: Complete

An unlikely couple and the moments they share. VioletMirage entry for 1sentence challenge on livejournal.

Diaries of a SmallTown Matchmaker

2007-01-30T07:44:38-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Harvest Moon
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 4, Words: 7,833, Reviews: 19 Updated: 1-30-07 Published: 11-25-06
Status: In-Progress

Wendy always knew there had to be more to life than data entry, and when she moves to Mineral Town, she encounters her destined life's work: matchmaking! And, you know, a little bit of farming, if there's time.

Surprise, Surprise

2007-01-29T08:20:06-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Read or Die
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,135, Reviews: 5 Published: 1-29-07
Status: Complete

In which Nenene develops a Devious Plot, Michelle receives a Surprise, Drake has a Lucky Day, and Maggie sustains Emotional Scarring. DrakeMichelle, reasonable amounts of NeneneMaggie.

Sins of the Mother

2007-01-29T08:17:11-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Read or Die
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,992, Reviews: 4 Published: 1-29-07
Status: Complete

There's a baby on the way, and Drake couldn't be happier. Well, maybe, if Wendy could learn to let go of the past. Drake, Wendy, and a conversation on the nature of divine retribution and divine forgiveness.

House Call

2007-01-15T12:36:47-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Read or Die
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 990, Reviews: 4 Published: 1-15-07
Status: Complete

In which Joker learns the hard way that no one pines forever. WendyOC.

When Spring Comes Again

2007-01-13T11:18:48-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Harvest Moon
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,949, Reviews: 4 Published: 1-13-07
Status: Complete

It's seven o' clock on a mild spring morning, and they're one hour from I do. ZackLillia fluff.

Friendship, Love, and Sugar Village

2007-01-06T17:22:50-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Harvest Moon
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 13, Words: 7,016, Reviews: 11 Updated: 1-6-07 Published: 8-19-06
Status: In-Progress

A collection of tinytiny stories, each featuring a different pairing possibility or impossibility from Save the Homeland. Slash, femmeslash, and het coexist happily, and the stories range from fluffysilly to angst. Chapter 13: DiaGina. Again.

Practice Makes Perfect

2007-01-05T11:20:58-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Harvest Moon
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Karen & Mary
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,086, Reviews: 6 Published: 1-5-07
Status: Complete

In which Karen and Mary attempt to practice for the Music Festival and become woefully distracted. Cutesy femmeslashey fluff.

Communing With Nature and Other Overused Cliches

2007-01-03T15:08:08-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Read or Die
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,670, Reviews: 3 Published: 1-3-07
Status: Complete

In which Drake attempts to impart his own love of camping to one of the special women in his life, and Wendy, hopeless citygirl that she is, takes exception. Loudly. DrakeWendy, lemonscented fluff. PostTV, AU.

Perfect Clarity

2007-01-03T13:55:02-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Read or Die
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,038, Reviews: 1 Published: 1-3-07
Status: Complete

In which Wendy learns that no matter how well you think you know someone, they can still surprise you, and Joker learns that Wendy looks really, really good in his clothes. Based on a mini pencil board. Essentially PWP. Some light S&Mey content.

In Time For Christmas

2006-12-08T13:56:33-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Read or Die
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,396, Reviews: 2 Published: 12-8-06
Status: Complete

It's hard, just waiting like this, but she's not really worried. She knows that one way or another, he'll be back in time for Christmas. JokerWendy. PostTV.

Wednesday

2006-12-07T13:19:42-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Harvest Moon
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 541, Reviews: 9 Published: 12-7-06
Status: Complete

Wednesday has always been Carter's favourite day of the week. DoctorCarter sappiness, some KarenElli.

Breaking With Tradition

2006-12-01T12:17:00-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Harvest Moon
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Doctor Trent/Tim & Carter/Pastor
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,275, Reviews: 5 Published: 12-1-06
Status: Complete

It was a good tradition, spending the Starry Night Festival with Carter. Just a doctor, a priest, and a bottle of wine. But Elli is determined to prove that even the best traditions have room for improvement. Cutesy holiday fluff.

In Their Own Way

2006-11-22T11:32:39-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Severus S. & Pansy P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,478, Reviews: 5 Published: 11-22-06
Status: Complete

It's not always so nice, hardly ever so nice, but Pansy thinks she would rather be happy in her own way sometimes, than happy in someone else's way all the time. PansySnape entry for 1sentence challenge community on livejournal.

Slighted Love

2006-11-22T11:14:23-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Incredibles
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 382, Reviews: 1 Published: 11-22-06
Status: Complete

She wasn't at the funeral. He assumed too much in life of her willingness to risk for him, and she couldn't bring herself to give up her chance to disappear, just to pay him an honour he hardly deserved. Short, faintly angstish SyndromeMirage.

1sentence: A Magical Melodies Collection

2006-11-19T16:52:59-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Harvest Moon
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 8, Words: 20,563, Reviews: 33 Updated: 11-19-06 Published: 8-11-06
Status: In-Progress

Every romance starts somewhere, but no two begin or end up in exactly the same place. A series of pieces for the 1sentence livejournal community, each one exploring a different couple's relationship. Chapter 8: Jamie and Farmergirl!

A Family Affair

2006-11-15T17:49:31-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Harvest Moon
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 3, Words: 6,897, Reviews: 8 Updated: 11-15-06 Published: 9-26-06
Status: Complete

A Magical Melodies story. Chapter 3: In which Dia tries to figure out the great big headache that is Jamie, and gets some help from an unexpected source. Chapter 3 rewritten, now with sixty percent less sucktitude!

A Date With Doctor Evil

2006-11-15T11:08:47-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Harvest Moon
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Horror
Pairing: Alex & Gina
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,781, Reviews: 7 Published: 11-15-06
Status: Complete

A Magical Melodies fic. From the moment she awoke, screaming, to an intense pain in the place where her fingers used to be, Nekobee knew that this would not be a good day. Warning: fairly graphic violence.

On the Training and Discipline of ModernDay Women

2006-11-12T21:27:55-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Harvest Moon
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Gina & Alex
Chapters: 7, Words: 16,818, Reviews: 23 Updated: 11-12-06 Published: 8-14-06
Status: In-Progress

A Magical Melodies story. Gina is still a child, and children make mistakes. But sometimes grown men make mistakes too, like falling for innocent little girlwomen they ought to be protecting. And where does Jamie fit into all this?

The Fact of the Matter

2006-10-29T16:00:38-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Harvest Moon
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,840, Reviews: 3 Published: 10-29-06
Status: Complete

When Karen returns from a trip to the city with her mother to find Rick convinced that she plans to leave him, it doesn't take her long to track down the source of the rumours. Three cracked ribs and a dislocated shoulder later...

Lost in the Woods

2006-10-01T11:50:39-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Harvest Moon
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Alex & Gina
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,193, Reviews: 2 Published: 10-1-06
Status: Complete

It's not surprising that she took a little longer to get there. After all, it's not the first time she's gotten lost in the woods. AlexGina, because unlike his fanpoodles, he has taste.

Cold Season

2006-09-30T22:00:14-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Harvest Moon
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Elli & Doctor Trent/Tim
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,870, Reviews: 10 Published: 9-30-06
Status: Complete

Of course it's the season for illness, but such a disaster has never before been known, in the history of Mineral Town: two people have passed out at the same time! How will the Clinic cope with the sudden rush of business? DoctorElli, ClaireCliff.

A Tussle in the Hay

2006-09-21T16:36:40-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Harvest Moon
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Louis & Gina
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,679, Reviews: 4 Published: 9-21-06
Status: Complete

Walking in the rain while wearing glasses is like trying to see through a fishbowl. Louis and Gina learn this lesson the hard way on an ill conceived walk through a summer storm. LouisGina fluff.

Time to Spare

2006-09-14T12:12:13-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Harvest Moon
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,934, Reviews: 7 Updated: 9-14-06 Published: 9-13-06
Status: Complete

Life moves slowly in Flowerbud Village, and that means you have time to move slowly, too, and figure things out for yourself. AlexEllen fluffiness.

Knock on Wood

2006-09-14T12:00:33-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Read or Die
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 800, Reviews: 3 Published: 9-14-06
Status: Complete

Drake, Wendy, and household repairs. Someone call the paramedics. For 30kisses theme fences.

With Time

2006-09-14T11:57:09-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Final Fantasy VII
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Elena & Rude
Chapters: 1, Words: 724, Reviews: 5 Published: 9-14-06
Status: Complete

You know we trust you, Elena. But there’re some things you don’t talk about to the little blonde you met three months ago. Mildly RudeElenaish

Confessions of a SmallTown Clinic

2006-09-11T16:56:25-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Harvest Moon
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Doctor Trent/Tim & Elli
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,720, Reviews: 11 Published: 9-11-06
Status: Complete

In which the doctor and Elli find a new favourite pastime, and Elli learns to love confession. DoctorElliCarter shenanigans, lotsa DoctorElli married!fluff.

The Occupational Hazards of Matchmaking

2006-09-08T10:35:54-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Harvest Moon
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,570, Reviews: 5 Published: 9-8-06
Status: Complete

A Magical Melodies story. Kurt has had it up to here with these damn matchmakers. Gina has one more ace up her sleeve. KurtGina fluff.

And Puppy Makes Three

2006-09-05T21:30:31-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Read or Die
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,713, Reviews: 1 Published: 9-5-06
Status: Complete

A chilling and cavityinducing tale of ROD past, in which an adolescent Joseph Carpenter is bullied into a job babysitting little Wendy Earhart, five years old at her last birthday. Witness Joseph's horror as he realizes this brat is smarter than she looks

Love Enough For This

2006-09-04T13:03:20-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Harvest Moon
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Supernatural/Romance
Pairing: Carter/Pastor & Elli
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,822, Reviews: 4 Published: 9-4-06
Status: Complete

Carter's heard that everyone has had at least one ghostly experience in their life. This is his. DoctorElli.

Touches of Red

2006-09-04T12:55:10-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Harvest Moon
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 816, Reviews: 5 Published: 9-4-06
Status: Complete

In which the doctor reflects sappily on his browneyed girl. DoctorElli ultrasappy fluff.

Like Moonlight

2006-08-31T21:20:09-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Harvest Moon
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Gina & Michael
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,135, Reviews: 1 Published: 8-31-06
Status: Complete

A Magical Melodies story. It's hard to believe there was a time before she knew he existed. MichaelGina.

The Proper Incentive

2006-08-31T09:26:22-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Harvest Moon
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,452, Reviews: 3 Published: 8-31-06
Status: Complete

A silly little piece involving Karen's painful revelation that everyone's metabolism has its limits.

The Harem Objects

2006-08-28T12:22:08-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Read or Die
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,287, Reviews: 11 Published: 8-28-06
Status: Complete

In which Yomiko and her harem of two Nancies and a Nenene meet to gripe about events to come. Exceedingly Silly Spoilers for ROD the TV. Set preseries, postOAV. Previously A SexBomb's Complaint, which was a companion piece to A Secretary's Complaint.

A Day in the Life of a SmallTown Doctor

2006-08-20T19:33:59-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Harvest Moon
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Alex & Gina
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,057, Reviews: 5 Published: 8-20-06
Status: Complete

Join us for an indepth look into the daytoday life of Dr. Alex of Flowerbud Village. Just don't be surprised if you have to tell him who you are. More than once. Relentlessly silly and unnecessary exploitation of the description of Alex as absentminded.

Telephone Tag

2006-08-18T21:00:30-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Read or Die
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,287, Reviews: 5 Published: 8-18-06
Status: Complete

A latenight round of telephone tag, and about twentythree people he’s never met. Nope, it’s still not his lucky day. DrakeWendy.

An Inquiry Into the Nature of CharacterBashing

2006-08-18T20:28:18-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Harvest Moon
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Gina & Bob
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,928, Reviews: 3 Published: 8-18-06
Status: Complete

The story of a beautiful young girl overcoming the shadows of her past to find happiness with the man of her dreams. In which Alex isn't wasted on Gina, Gwen isn't wasted on Bob, and all those icky unworthies get their comeuppance. Surprise pairings!

A Guide to Dealing With Perfection

2006-08-17T12:11:45-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Harvest Moon
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 10, Words: 33,326, Reviews: 95 Updated: 8-17-06 Published: 12-1-05
Status: Complete

It is an old tale, oft told. New girl takes over old farm. Townspeople take notice. Crops are planted. Cows are milked. Chickens are picked up. Chickens are put over there. Hearts are won. Minds are lost. MFoMT fic

Second Nature

2006-08-11T23:00:46-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Harvest Moon
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Gina & Alex
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,059, Reviews: 2 Published: 8-11-06
Status: Complete

A Magical Melodies story. It wasn't exactly how she'd dreamed as a starryeyed little girl that a marriage proposal would go, but it was purely, uniquely, and wonderfully him, and it was far better. AlexGina fluff.

Glass and Feathers

2006-08-08T19:33:27-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Harvest Moon
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Muffy & Lumina
Chapters: 4, Words: 7,251, Reviews: 30 Updated: 8-8-06 Published: 7-21-06
Status: Complete

Four perspectives on the upcoming marriage of Jack and Muffy.

1sentence: TohruHisami

2006-08-08T19:16:44-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Read or Die
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,362, Reviews: 3 Published: 8-8-06
Status: Complete

A cowrite by Cal Reflector and Rhianwen, for the 1sentence community on livejournal. Theme set Delta, pairing TohruHisami.

50 Snapshots

2006-08-07T16:34:57-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Incredibles
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 50, Words: 10,068, Reviews: 26 Updated: 8-7-06 Published: 6-28-06
Status: Complete

A collection of tinytiny short stories featuring Mirage and Syndrome. Some angst, some humour, some neither, some both. Stretching from premovie to postmovie. Starts with a death, ends with a birth, because they've never done anything the right way around

All That's Published Isn't Truth

2006-08-01T16:48:34-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Harvest Moon
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Elli & Doctor Trent/Tim
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,179, Reviews: 12 Published: 8-1-06
Status: Complete

When Elli's selfimprovement kick threatens to drive both of them mad, the doctor finds himself compelled to take his nurse firmly in hand and explain that you can't believe everything you read online.

Neither Here Nor There

2006-07-30T13:04:39-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Harvest Moon
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Dia & Gina
Chapters: 1, Words: 962, Reviews: 2 Published: 7-30-06
Status: Complete

A Magical Melodies story. Dia doesn't dream about true love anymore. Unrequited femmeslash of the DiaGina variety.

A Few Words Short

2006-07-18T18:17:02-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Incredibles
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,215, Reviews: 14 Published: 7-18-06
Status: Complete

Mirage can't give a simple answer to a simple question. Violet can't wait forever. Set five years postmovie. Shameless fluff. Written whilst under the influence of Tylenol Coolburst Daytime Cold Relief.

On the Perils of Wholesome Country Living

2006-07-17T16:20:58-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Harvest Moon
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Doctor Trent/Tim & Elli
Chapters: 2, Words: 5,511, Reviews: 11 Updated: 7-17-06 Published: 7-12-06
Status: Complete

While attending a party heavily against their will, the doctor learns that his assistant is hardly as innocent as she seems, and Elli learns that Claire can't keep her mouth shut. Chapter 2: A Serious Conversation. And by Conversation, I mean Romp in Bed.

Friend of a Friend

2006-07-06T15:08:33-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Read or Die
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 717, Reviews: 3 Published: 7-6-06
Status: Complete

Nenene knows that Yomiko wants them to be friends, but she doesn't do things unless she wants to. It just so happens that in this case, she wants to. NeneneNancy friendshippy.

Beautiful

2006-07-06T09:20:47-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Read or Die
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,682, Reviews: 2 Published: 7-6-06
Status: Complete

The woman is beautiful, with the face of a goddess, and a body to put any goddess to shame, or Wendy might’ve paid more attention in those mythology classes instead of doodling puppies and smileyflowers. Mild NancyWendy. PreOAV.

His True Master

2006-07-01T09:03:57-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Read or Die
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,998, Reviews: 6 Published: 7-1-06
Status: Complete

Wendy’s always heard that blood is thicker than water. Now, under Mr. Joker tutelage, she learns that tea just may be thicker than blood. OVAbased.

A Different Kind of Perfect

2006-07-01T08:57:51-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Read or Die
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/General
Pairing: Drake A. & Wendy E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,526, Reviews: 3 Published: 7-1-06
Status: Complete

When it ends before it's even begun, and never could have worked in the first place, what else can you do but hate everything that reminds you of the happiness you almost had? Sorta DrakeWendy. PostTV with preOAV flashback. Whoo

The Evil Villain Henchman Exchange Program

2006-06-25T13:08:58-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Read or Die
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 4, Words: 8,398, Reviews: 27 Updated: 6-25-06 Published: 9-4-05
Status: In-Progress

Joker and Wendy are given a valuable opportunity for learning, outreach, and new friendships forged through common interests. Naturally, they are Not Happy about this. A Star Wars crossover.

A Matter of Time

2006-06-22T11:47:26-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Read or Die
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,457, Reviews: 2 Published: 6-22-06
Status: Complete

She wishes she knew what he wanted in a girl. He kind of wishes the same thing. DrakeWendy. For 30kisses theme, the long road home. Massive rewrite. Now with less sucktitude.

Role for Damage

2006-06-18T15:34:40-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Incredibles
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,374, Reviews: 6 Published: 6-18-06
Status: Complete

Mirage makes a suggestion. Syndrome gets the wrong idea. With the help of a character sheet, a d4, and a plucky little girl named Andy who doesn't actually appear in this story, they come to understand each other just a little bit better.

Fringe Benefits

2006-06-07T21:15:51-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Incredibles
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,747, Reviews: 5 Published: 6-7-06
Status: Complete

[SyndromeMirage, unashamed goofiness] My particularly silly take on how they might have met. Syndrome has a bad hairday, meets the girl of his dreams, and makes out with a guy. Not necessarily in that order.

School Days Revisited

2006-06-02T22:22:03-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Read or Die
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,348, Reviews: 4 Published: 6-2-06
Status: Complete

Who's to say that games have to end with childhood? She doesn't remember ever having this much fun playing school as a little girl. Cutesy schoolroom roleplay featuring kneesocks!Wendy and elbowpatches!Joker.

The State of Things

2006-05-23T12:19:09-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Read or Die
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,182, Reviews: 3 Published: 5-23-06
Status: Complete

Joker finds that Wendy can be just as highmaintenance as any other woman when she wants to. Posted while in no mood to apologize for either JokerWendy, or for high melodrama content.

Arrogance and Repentance

2006-05-22T13:22:21-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Incredibles
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,444, Reviews: 6 Published: 5-22-06
Status: Complete

She knows that eventually, she'll have a lot to apologize for. But for now, she's just going to enjoy this as long as she can. SyndromeMirage. Title is blatantly awful, but could have been worse.

Of Cake and Tea

2006-05-22T13:17:45-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Read or Die
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,788, Reviews: 4 Published: 5-22-06
Status: Complete

Drake, Wendy, Nancy, Yomiko, and a joyful morning spent fleeing in terror from a gaggle of sugarcrazed office ladies. Nope, they'll never live this one down. Edited to fix an error left for far too long. Sorry!

Good Clean Fun and Other Myths of Modern Day Life

2006-05-16T19:38:41-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Read or Die
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,301, Reviews: 4 Published: 5-16-06
Status: Complete

A nice night out: that's all they wanted. But Maggie and Nenene's plans are thrown into chaos by a revelation about Michelle's secret relationship... MaggieNenene fluff, with lotsa Michelle.

Just Like Daddy

2006-05-14T17:23:31-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Incredibles
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,311, Reviews: 3 Published: 5-14-06
Status: Complete

“He tinkers with everything, and blows up at least half of what he tinkers with! I just don't know where he gets it.” A father's lament. SyndromeMirage domestic fluff.

Welcome Home

2006-05-12T18:48:01-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Incredibles
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 996, Reviews: 3 Published: 5-12-06
Status: Complete

It was a big step, but they're starting to adjust to each other. Unashamed fluff of the SyndromeMirage variety. Takes place some time before the movie.

Before the Storm

2006-05-02T17:46:34-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Read or Die
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,520, Reviews: 5 Published: 5-2-06
Status: Complete

Two women who aren't as different as they'd like to be, and the girl who is all they had in common. MidEpisode 24. Lots of NeneneYomiko, vague hinting at YomikoWendy, tiny bit of NeneneWendy that isn't really. May disappear at a later date.

A Lucrative Alliance

2006-04-23T19:37:00-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Harvest Moon
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Won
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,489, Reviews: 8 Published: 4-23-06
Status: Complete

Proposing to the man of your dreams is hard enough what's a girl to do when he seems to have no conscience, kindness, or moral decency to speak of? FarmergirlWon.

There's Always Next Season

2006-04-15T11:39:49-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Harvest Moon
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 3, Words: 3,658, Reviews: 10 Updated: 4-15-06 Published: 11-17-05
Status: Complete

A 'More Friends of Mineral Town' story. Oh, Elli’s just overthinking things again. Maybe. Mild FarmergirlElli femmeslash fluff. Finally done! Yaay!

And Baby Makes Four

2006-04-15T11:36:33-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Final Fantasy VII
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Rude & Elena
Chapters: 1, Words: 991, Reviews: 8 Published: 4-15-06
Status: Complete

If it's a girl, she's going to make her wait to get married until she finds the right person. If it's a boy, she's going to buy him a tiny pair of sunglasses. RudeElena. Fluffy. The title was purely for silly fun.

Clever Ruses and Chocolate Cream Pie

2006-04-04T17:58:33-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Read or Die
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,253, Reviews: 2 Published: 4-4-06
Status: Complete

There are many men out there who can hold their alcohol. Unfortunately for Wendy, Joker is not one of them.

Shiny Things

2006-04-04T17:57:19-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Read or Die
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,395, Reviews: 2 Published: 4-4-06
Status: Complete

Wendy has some good news for Joker. Joker disagrees.

The Unfortunate History of Clemency the Ladybug

2006-03-23T20:44:32-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Read or Die
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,976, Reviews: 5 Published: 3-23-06
Status: Complete

AU. Two children and a tryst on the playground. Li’l JokerLi’l Wendy sillycutesy shippiness. Also features briefly Li'l Yomiko, Li'l Nenene, and Li'l Nancy.

On the Benefits and Pitfalls of Obsessive Behavior

2006-02-24T20:21:17-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Read or Die
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,772, Reviews: 10 Published: 2-24-06
Status: Complete

In which Yomiko learns the hard way that books on tape really aren't for her, and Nenene learns the hard way that books on tape really aren't for Yomiko.

Quick Fix

2006-02-24T20:12:24-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Read or Die
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,234, Reviews: 3 Published: 2-24-06
Status: Complete

She knows that she could change things for the better with just a little effort. But there’s something to be said for a quick fix every now and again. PostROD TV. JokerWendy.

Moments

2006-01-24T20:55:41-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Read or Die
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,977, Reviews: 2 Published: 1-24-06
Status: Complete

Sometimes it’s the little moments that mean everything and with a shared smile, two indifferent acquaintances become friends, and two friends become more. DrakeWendy, stretches from preOVA to postTV.

Sweeter Still

2006-01-16T21:39:17-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Harvest Moon
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Doctor Trent/Tim & Elli
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,214, Reviews: 11 Published: 1-16-06
Status: Complete

It’s the Winter Thanksgiving Festival, and Elli is determined to help her husband acquire a taste for candy.Unashamed cutesy!lemon fluff of the DoctorElli variety

Maybe

2006-01-01T23:41:53-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Harvest Moon
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Angst
Pairing: Muffy & Marlin
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,445, Reviews: 5 Published: 1-1-06
Status: Complete

He has a nice smile, but he's a man, and she doesn't like men right now. She's beautiful, but she's the wrong beautiful woman, and he doesn't want her here. Very slight MuffyMarlin, Muffy's POV.

Snow Day

2005-12-29T14:28:59-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Harvest Moon
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Doctor Trent/Tim & Elli
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,266, Reviews: 5 Published: 12-29-05
Status: Complete

The weather's gotten a lot worse. I think we're in the middle of a blizzard. The two newlyweds at the clinic attempt to keep themselves occupied during a slow day. DoctorElli married!fluff.

Anything But Red

2005-12-24T17:26:25-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Read or Die
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 920, Reviews: 3 Published: 12-24-05
Status: Complete

“It must be the dress she really should have chosen anything but red.” Office Christmas party. Drake, Wendy, and mistletoe.

Trinket

2005-12-24T17:23:11-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Read or Die
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,638, Reviews: 1 Published: 12-24-05
Status: Complete

“I think you should know, no amount of makeup is going to make this evening enjoyable.” Joker, Wendy, and a glimmer of Christmas cheer. MidROD the TV. AUish, sorta fluffy.

Secret Santa for Three

2005-12-24T17:20:53-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Final Fantasy VII
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Elena & Rude
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,784, Reviews: 2 Published: 12-24-05
Status: Complete

Reno, Rude, and Elena take some time off from being Scary Assassins, and engage in that grand resentmentcultivating seasonal tradition, Secret Santa. Utterly unapologetic goofy, OOC holiday silliness. RudeElena. For 30kisses themes red and candy. AUish.

A First Time For Everything

2005-11-21T13:23:09-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Harvest Moon
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Doctor Trent/Tim & Elli
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,546, Reviews: 6 Published: 11-21-05
Status: Complete

Of course, she's seen it coming for days now. And of course, at the first sight of the feather, she found herself reduced to a blushing, stammering child. Sugarysweet, cutesy DoctorElli fluff.

Always Let the Soundtrack Be Your Guide

2005-11-17T21:49:43-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Read or Die
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,455, Reviews: 10 Published: 11-17-05
Status: In-Progress

Junior angsts. The background music gets personal. And what does Funky Town have to do with anything?

His Favourite

2005-11-17T21:43:52-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Read or Die
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,261, Reviews: 3 Published: 11-17-05
Status: Complete

Somewhere along the way, his pretty little doll of a girl has grown into a faithful, sturdily low maintenance little puppet. Not his only puppet, but his favourite. JokerWendy.

On One Condition

2005-10-26T20:31:12-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Read or Die
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 793, Reviews: 2 Published: 10-26-05
Status: In-Progress

Her plans for the evening have just fallen through, and all she really wants is to go home. Michelle has other ideas. What’s a Nenene to do? Shortfic. Cute n' silly. MichelleNenene, very mildly shippy. Please forgive me, I just wanted to try this.

What Are the Odds?

2005-10-26T12:30:16-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Read or Die
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,144, Reviews: 4 Published: 10-26-05
Status: Complete

A freak occurance to end all freak occurances. A friendship forged in alcohol. A night to remember. Or maybe not. NancyWendy drunken shenanigans, set preOVA. Light silly fluff complete with Girl Power Ranting.

Agent Klutz: The Secret Diaries of Wendy

2005-10-23T22:41:54-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Read or Die
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 13, Words: 51,879, Reviews: 132 Updated: 10-23-05 Published: 7-31-04
Status: Complete

[Complete!] Tripping over your own shoe every ten minutes is one thing. But when you walk, unharmed, away from a mishap that should have killed you, people begin to get a little suspicious...

The Only Kind of Blue

2005-10-23T21:11:21-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Final Fantasy VII
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Rude & Elena
Chapters: 1, Words: 706, Reviews: 13 Published: 10-23-05
Status: In-Progress

All she can think right now is that she must have fallen for those eyes long before she ever saw them. RudeElena. Shameless fluff.

Teddy Bear

2005-08-14T20:22:32-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Read or Die
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,895, Reviews: 3 Published: 8-14-05
Status: In-Progress

Drake, Wendy, and a kitten named Teddy Bear. Pure, unadulterated fluff. Takes place slightly after the OVAs. AU. Edited for the removal of expositional bricks. :

Horton Heard a What?

2005-07-25T17:46:07-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Read or Die
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,845, Reviews: 11 Published: 7-25-05
Status: In-Progress

Nancy and Nenene meet over coffee to discuss the Yomiko Issue. Things go slightly awry when they are blessed with a visitor... Pure silliness. Like, even more than usual.

Little Puffs of Steam

2005-07-25T17:38:12-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Read or Die
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,503, Reviews: 6 Published: 7-25-05
Status: In-Progress

Even now that she’s found her longabsent muse again, they probably won’t do this often anymore. Not exactly like this. But there are always things to take the edge off. Slight NeneneMaggie, slight YomikoNenene, slight YomikoNancy, all mostly friendshippy.

Thundershowers

2005-07-24T19:02:06-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Read or Die
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,720, Reviews: 6 Published: 7-24-05
Status: Complete

There has always been something so fascinating about a thunderstorm. JokerWendy. Cute sap with a slight twist of...not so much. Blatant overuse of italics. Post ROD the TV.

HighMaintenance Girl

2005-07-24T18:38:30-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Read or Die
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,327, Reviews: 2 Published: 7-24-05
Status: In-Progress

A fairly ordinary Friday night becomes much less so when Lee finds himself out on something distinctly resembling a date with Michelle Cheung. Uh...what? LeeMichelle friendshippy. Silly fluff.

Perfect

2005-06-09T20:35:57-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Read or Die
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,675, Reviews: 17 Published: 6-9-05
Status: In-Progress

Anita rants. Hisami lends an ear and some advice. Cute, sugary fluff. Rather OOCish. : A sequel of sorts to Kiss Me, I'm Drunk. Slight AnitaHisami, mentions of NeneneMaggie

Never Our Story

2005-06-04T11:34:45-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Read or Die
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,608, Reviews: 3 Published: 6-4-05
Status: In-Progress

I wish I could say that we'll meet up and be together in the new world, but I know that’s just silly. It would make for one hell of a plot twist; and this was never our story." DrakeWendy. Companion piece to "From Another Angle". Wendy's POV.

From Another Angle

2005-06-04T11:24:32-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Read or Die
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,840, Reviews: 3 Published: 6-4-05
Status: In-Progress

Sometimes people surprise you." DrakeWendy. Vaguely AU. Drake's POV. Takes place somewhere between Episode 23 and Episode 24.

Two Weeks' Notice

2005-05-05T15:30:39-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Read or Die
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,922, Reviews: 3 Published: 5-5-05
Status: Complete

Tomorrow she will go buy that plane ticket. Two weeks' notice will be enough. MidROD the TV. JokerWendy. Sort of.

In the Snow

2005-05-05T15:29:11-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Read or Die
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 397, Reviews: 1 Published: 5-5-05
Status: In-Progress

“Wendy is dancing in the snow.” A fun little bit of JokerWendy fluff. Post-ROD the TV.

Of Soap Bubbles and Frozen Yogurt

2005-03-20T23:58:59-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Read or Die
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,372, Reviews: 4 Published: 3-20-05
Status: In-Progress

Two mismatched characters come to understand one another a bit better while on a trip to the Laundromat. DrakeWendy friendshippy.

A Simple Kindness

2005-03-19T15:55:45-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Read or Die
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,414, Reviews: 2 Published: 3-19-05
Status: In-Progress

A young woman terrified of the dentist learns that there are nice people in the world, after all. JokerWendy friendshippy. Cutesy fluff, no redeeming value, blatantly OOC. Pre-OVA.

And a Big Red Bow

2005-02-26T13:15:33-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Read or Die
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,264, Reviews: 4 Published: 2-26-05
Status: In-Progress

Some presents, you just can't wait to open. Unfortunately, sometimes the universe likes to get in the way. A belated tale of Valentine's Day chaos featuring two nice, normal, if slightly evil people and a big red bow. Slightly pre-ROD TV. Utter silliness.

Another Wasted Evening

2005-02-25T23:08:24-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Read or Die
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,067, Reviews: 9 Published: 2-25-05
Status: In-Progress

(Pre-OVA) Sometimes, it’s just not your lucky day. This is Drake Anderson, and it's NEVER his lucky day. (Warning: Blatant Silliness Ahead)

Snapshots

2005-02-19T18:20:30-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Read or Die
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,095, Reviews: 3 Published: 2-19-05
Status: In-Progress

[ROD TV story] She has come to think of him when she sees the soft warm glow of lamplight. He has come to think of her when he smells fruit and flowers in the sunlight. WendyJoker.

After the Inferno

2005-02-12T11:14:03-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Read or Die
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,916, Reviews: 4 Published: 2-12-05
Status: In-Progress

“Mum probably hadn’t anticipated her daughter being able to kill, either; would probably ask who this monster was and what had happened to her sweet little girl.” ROD TV fic. Occurs during Episode 17, “Sweet Home”.

Kiss Me, I'm Drunk

2005-01-24T15:03:21-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Read or Die
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,731, Reviews: 33 Published: 1-24-05
Status: In-Progress

Nenene discovers the delightful mixture that is Bailey’s Irish Cream and coffee, and Maggie tries to deal with the result. [Now available with slightly stronger characterization, for an unlimited time only! :o]

Fairytale

2005-01-12T14:28:32-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Read or Die
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,780, Reviews: 2 Published: 1-12-05
Status: In-Progress

“Still, she was a romantic at heart long before she could have spelled the word, and she hoped wistfully that maybe she was wrong, and the fairytales were true.” Companion piece to “Enough”. [Minor edits]

Of Sugar Cookies and Mistletoe

2004-12-23T21:45:43-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Read or Die
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,477, Reviews: 8 Published: 12-23-04
Status: In-Progress

Joker helps Wendy decorate sugar cookies, and cultivates some Christmas cheer and a healthy dislike of sprinkles. Slight JokerWendy. As sugary-sweet as the cookies. No redeeming value, aside from the possible appearance of a Warm Fuzzy. :o)

Enough

2004-12-21T00:28:34-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Read or Die
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,059, Reviews: 4 Published: 12-21-04
Status: In-Progress

“He isn’t sure he likes the idea that he has that much control over her, even if he has made it clear that he will accept nothing less.” Occurs slightly before ROD TV. Short and rather strange. [Slight edit]

Wait

2004-12-05T22:18:58-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Read or Die
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,370, Reviews: 12 Published: 12-5-04
Status: In-Progress

A conversation while awaiting the inevitable. Character death. JokerWendy.

Textual Alchemy

2004-11-17T00:16:17-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Read or Die
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 5,090, Reviews: 8 Updated: 11-17-04 Published: 10-20-04
Status: In-Progress

Did they really think that, after saving the world, that'd be the end of it? Once a hero, always a hero, and now, every time something thing goes wrong in the world, they're expected to fix it! Geez! (Chapter 2 re-edited that it might cease to suck :o))

Generic Anime: Chrono Trigger Style!

2004-11-12T13:53:57-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Chrono Trigger
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 9, Words: 22,731, Reviews: 82 Updated: 11-12-04 Published: 2-25-03
Status: In-Progress

[Chapter 9 uploaded!] Anime cliches (particularly good red-haired girl vs. evil purple-haired girl) abound as Lucca spontaneously decides, with Magus' help, to turn to evil and Marle must stop her. Total silliness with a side-dish of fluffy romance.

Clouds

2004-11-06T01:06:20-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Read or Die
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,879, Reviews: 11 Published: 11-6-04
Status: In-Progress

Two lovers pass an afternoon cloud-watching. WendyJoker (surprised? ) Hint of lemon. Post ROD TV. Contains enough sap to make an entire forest weep with jealousy.

For the Love of Coffee

2004-10-28T23:42:30-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Read or Die
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 10, Words: 25,759, Reviews: 39 Updated: 10-28-04 Published: 11-13-03
Status: In-Progress

[Chapter 10 up!] Every good evil organization needs a coffee guy, and the I-Jin were no exception. Being the I-Jin, they had the greatest coffee guy in history. This is his story. [Warning: Severe and incurable NancyYomiko bias. ]

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Stupidity

2004-10-28T23:20:28-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Ron W. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 5, Words: 12,797, Reviews: 47 Updated: 10-28-04 Published: 12-4-02
Status: In-Progress

[Chapter 5 uploaded!] A parody of "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets." The creature from the chamber has a very different effect on the Muggle-borns... Warning: Rhianwen has a severe and incurable RonHermione bias. Exercise extreme caution.

Beyond Reason

2004-10-26T09:13:17-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Read or Die
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,452, Reviews: 6 Published: 10-26-04
Status: Complete

Their dreams are dust now, but their lives aren't. The world will start to turn again. It always does. PostROD TV. JokerWendy. Unforgivably bad.

Morning Comes Early

2004-10-20T23:49:38-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Read or Die
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,209, Reviews: 6 Published: 10-20-04
Status: In-Progress

It's just as well you don't want to leave, because I don't believe I would let you if you did." Post-ROD TV. JokerWendy. Horridly awkward. Written while under the influence of too much chocolate.

Grocery Shopping Made Fun and Easy

2004-09-09T18:01:53-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Read or Die
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,037, Reviews: 15 Published: 9-9-04
Status: In-Progress

The joys of going grocery shopping with a young child. A young child with the ability to hide in ANYTHING. A Junior-equivalent-of-five-year-old Junior, a grumpy and tired babysitter: what can go wrong? A better question: what can go right?

A Traveler's Guide to Survival on Death Peak

2004-08-01T20:39:57-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Chrono Trigger
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 6, Words: 12,167, Reviews: 44 Updated: 8-1-04 Published: 7-25-03
Status: In-Progress

Robo, Frog, and Lucca brave Death Peak to bring back their fallen comrade, and learn some hard lessons about the proper techniques involved in surviving the harsh climate. Fic is effectively dead. RIP, WIP.

Red Haired Anita

2004-07-27T17:25:27-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Read or Die
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,094, Reviews: 8 Published: 7-27-04
Status: In-Progress

Hisami ponders her friendship with Anita and the parallels to the story of "Red-Haired Anne", and recalls something that worries her. Tohru lends an ear. Cute, fluffy little mini-fic. (Anita-Hisami, one-sided Tohru-Hisami)

A Secretary's Complaint

2004-07-19T16:26:08-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Read or Die
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,860, Reviews: 10 Published: 7-19-04
Status: In-Progress

In which Wendy has a few choice words for Joker regarding her new behaviors and role in the upcoming series…of events, that is. There may be spoilers from ROD TV, but not in any way that makes sense. :o)

Excel Saga Again

2004-06-21T20:46:40-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Excel Saga
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 3, Words: 12,030, Reviews: 19 Updated: 6-21-04 Published: 6-12-04
Status: In-Progress

[Chapter 3 Uploaded] Yes, folks, it's a 'what happened after the series ended' story! Several moments of vaguely cutesy or just plain weird fluff that may or may not be balanced out by actual stuff happening. Here's hopin!

Daddy Dearest

2004-06-19T15:14:35-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Excel Saga
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,624, Reviews: 28 Published: 6-19-04
Status: In-Progress

Ilpalazzo discovers the true horror of a vengeful, protective daddy. Oh, boy…

Of Snow and Blankets and More Snow

2004-06-05T23:45:46-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Excel Saga
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 5, Words: 13,509, Reviews: 31 Updated: 6-5-04 Published: 5-20-04
Status: In-Progress

[Completion! We have completion!] We all know the plot of a blanket-fic, right? One guy, one girl, one blanket, and a whole lotta snow. Will Excel figure out the best way to keep warm, or will this tired old plot be infused with some new life?

The Boredom of Three Hours

2004-06-04T21:23:51-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Excel Saga
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 2, Words: 5,692, Reviews: 31 Published: 6-4-04
Status: In-Progress

You can't get into a character's head until you've gotten into their pants! With that dubious claim in mind, and many apologies from the author, please enjoy this harmless bit of Excel-Ilpalazzo...ahem...character development. :o)

Aranrhod

2004-05-27T18:28:13-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Chrono Trigger
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 6,801, Reviews: 18 Updated: 5-27-04 Published: 5-19-04
Status: In-Progress

It was just an ordinary day. Until it stopped being ordinary. Crazy old women with Tarot cards, prophetic dreams, and to top it all off, Magus! What's an egotistical girl-genius to do? Summary will hopefully improve.

Gamesharked Chrono Cross: A Study in Excess

2004-05-24T15:26:50-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Chrono Cross
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 5, Words: 11,330, Reviews: 43 Updated: 5-24-04 Published: 8-26-03
Status: In-Progress

[Chapter 5 up!] Sometimes, we’re given restraints for a reason. Time spent improving and growing stronger naturally always has a value. Serge and his many friends learn this the hard way.

The Trouble With Men

2004-05-23T19:22:49-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Final Fantasy X
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,395, Reviews: 12 Published: 5-23-04
Status: In-Progress

A particularly pointless little story in which Yuna, Rikku, and Lulu discuss the imperfections of their love-lives over ice cream.

Sephiroth's Quantum Leap

2004-05-03T01:23:53-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Final Fantasy VII
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,333, Reviews: 10 Published: 5-3-04
Status: In-Progress

The final showdown between Cloud and Sephiroth. The outcome in favour of the side of good. But Sephiroth is too much of a Prima Donna to die properly. A very silly odyssey through several mismatched universes with everyone’s favourite stabbity maniac.

An Incorrect Assessment

2004-05-03T00:46:51-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Love Hina
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,753, Reviews: 7 Published: 5-3-04
Status: In-Progress

Kentaro finds himself bored, not to mention disgusted by his lack of appearances as of late. These circumstances culminate in a sudden interest in Motoko, and a whole lotta head trauma for everyone involved.

Of Handcuffs and Singing Cats and True, True Love

2004-05-02T00:52:35-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Final Fantasy IX
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 15, Words: 39,256, Reviews: 81 Updated: 5-2-04 Published: 4-9-02
Status: In-Progress

[Chapter 15 now uploaded!] Zidane and co. attend an act by a frightfully bad sleight-of-hand artist, and Amarant and Freya regret it very strongly. Okay; it's a romance now!

The Misadventures of Benny the Loser Overunit

2004-02-13T16:45:54-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Captain Power
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,842, Reviews: 6 Published: 2-13-04
Status: In-Progress

The BioDread Empire had never been good at producing highly skilled men and women. However, until one special idiot came along, they had no idea how bad it could get. Unashamedly goofy. Now with massive rewrites.

Love, Happiness, and Other Impossibilities

2004-02-13T16:42:39-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Slayers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 2, Words: 4,847, Reviews: 16 Updated: 2-13-04 Published: 11-5-03
Status: In-Progress

“Cupid? What a silly idea! Why have one guy fly around in a diaper, spreading love and happiness, when you can have an entire corporation dedicated to it? Uh, without the diaper, that is.” LG, AZ, possibly XF

Road Trip! A Felony Waiting to Happen!

2004-02-11T22:14:25-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Slayers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 6,341, Reviews: 16 Updated: 2-11-04 Published: 11-2-03
Status: In-Progress

An explorative piece that takes the more (and less) popular couples of the fandom through the kiss of death to every struggling relationship, the Road Trip.

The Ponderings of a Friend Left Behind

2003-12-27T16:45:51-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Chrono Trigger
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,674, Reviews: 10 Published: 12-27-03
Status: Complete

Waiting in the Proto Dome while the others go to complete a necessary task, Lucca their journey as it has been thus far, and where it will lead before it is resolved. (Bonus: Words no longer scrunched together in one giant, unwieldy paragraph!)

Final Fantasy: Cheese!

2003-11-15T20:45:41-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Superhuman Samurai Syber-Squad
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 5, Words: 14,868, Reviews: 11 Updated: 11-15-03 Published: 1-22-03
Status: In-Progress

A fixation with the latest Ultimate Whimsy video game sweeps North Valley High, and Malcolm, after having his honor insulted in the cruelest way possible, decides to use this against Sam and Co. Naturally, his plan backfires. Horribly. Read on!

The Boredom of a Moment

2003-11-13T16:35:52-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Read or Die
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,992, Reviews: 39 Published: 11-13-03
Status: In-Progress

A random bit of silliness. Yomiko’s little-known other superpower is discovered. Based on an observation while watching the OAV series. Please take this in the spirit intended: a bit of harmless fun.

Wishing You Were Somewhere Else Again

2003-11-05T22:48:30-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Slayers
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 6, Words: 11,531, Reviews: 18 Updated: 11-5-03 Published: 2-14-02
Status: In-Progress

[Chapter 6 uploaded! Edited for continuity issue.] A dark and twisted tale in which, finding themselves trapped in a rainstorm, our heroes seek refuge in an opera house. A SlayersPOTO crossover

Slayers Highland Storytime!

2003-10-25T13:46:37-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Slayers
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,577, Reviews: 4 Published: 10-25-03
Status: In-Progress

Two friends turned rivals. Two beautiful sisters with far more spirit between them than any family should have. The cast of Slayers taken to another time and place. You know what this means: it’s story time! (AU)

In the Shelter of Your Arms

2003-10-02T14:02:31-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Superhuman Samurai Syber-Squad
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Romance
Chapters: 14, Words: 40,017, Reviews: 52 Updated: 10-2-03 Published: 9-23-02
Status: In-Progress

[Chapter 14 now uploaded.] When Malcolm discovers quite by accident that Sydney is in danger, he offers her a place to stay, but she quickly learns that he may be in far greater danger. (MalcolmSydney...eventually. ) Please R&R!

PacMan's Ruminations on Life

2003-08-26T20:58:37-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Pong
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 669, Reviews: 22 Published: 8-26-03
Status: Complete

PacMan contemplates the hopelessness of his existence. Yes, it's as silly as it sounds. There was no PacMan section, so this little story is finding its home here only until there is one.

Dancer

2003-07-08T20:52:16-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Final Fantasy I-VI
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,087, Reviews: 19 Published: 7-8-03
Status: In-Progress

[Final Fantasy 5] Reina pursues a new hobby. Bartz gets distracted. Pure fluff. Enjoy! ^_^

Otherwise

2003-05-07T23:53:16-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Superhuman Samurai Syber-Squad
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,417, Reviews: 6 Published: 5-7-03
Status: In-Progress

A strange visitor with stranger methods leaves Malcolm questioning the wisdom of his latest plan.

Sold!

2003-05-07T23:11:03-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Superhuman Samurai Syber-Squad
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 3, Words: 9,083, Reviews: 6 Updated: 5-7-03 Published: 2-4-03
Status: In-Progress

[Chapter 3 uploaded!] It's fundraising time at North Valley High again. What untold horrors will occur when Amp inadvertantly suggests a bachelorette auction as a lucrative money-making scheme?

Of Haircare and Waterfights

2003-02-20T16:26:12-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Superhuman Samurai Syber-Squad
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 7,590, Reviews: 3 Published: 2-20-03
Status: In-Progress

An exercise in failed logic and continuity. Malcolm discovers Sydney's utter lack of skill with hair-dye when enlisting her help becomes necessary following an argument with Kilokhan. Set immediately after the episode 'Hair I Stand, Head in Hand.'

When I Go Out

2003-02-17T22:36:51-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Daria
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 502, Reviews: 2 Published: 2-17-03
Status: In-Progress

Join Jake Morgendorffer as he takes a very short, (ideally) relaxing break from the hectic rush of everyday life. Set to Five Iron Frenzy’s ‘When I Go Out.’ I do swear that this is the last song-fic I'll do; I'll start writing some real stories now.

The Worst SongFic Ever?

2003-02-17T22:34:14-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Daria
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 999, Reviews: 3 Published: 2-17-03
Status: In-Progress

A vignette in which Daria and Jane share a friendly moment of quietude, set to John Cage's 4'33". A 100-pound chocolate duck to anyone who gets the joke, feeble as it is. My way of ensuring that I don't destroy a real song with a song-fic. ^_^

We're All Bored Here

2003-01-26T16:43:50-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Daria
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 2, Words: 6,508, Reviews: 13 Updated: 1-26-03 Published: 1-22-03
Status: In-Progress

"Who the heck IS that girl? God, she's annoying..." Another student starts attending Lawndale High during the events of 'Esteemers,' and Daria and Jane are dismayed to find that she intends to be their friend with or without their agreement.

Detentions, Dishes, and Daycare

2003-01-12T22:10:22-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Superhuman Samurai Syber-Squad
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 2, Words: 7,470, Reviews: 4 Updated: 1-12-03 Published: 12-27-02
Status: In-Progress

[Updated!] A follow-up to the episode, 'Little Ditch, Big Glitch.' My take on how Team Samurai + Malcolm would have dealt with being thrown into detention together. Of course, nothing is ever that simple... Dishes for some, and Day-Care Hell for others.

Old Quarrels, New Love

2002-12-20T16:05:51-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Chrono Trigger
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 12, Words: 61,697, Reviews: 155 Updated: 12-20-02 Published: 8-27-02
Status: Complete

[Chapter 12 uploaded! Complete! At last! Edited to remove a pointless breaking of the fourth wall. ^_^] Trapped in a place where the strengths of both are rendered useless, Magus and Lucca must put aside differences and rely on one another for survival.

Harry Potter and the Somewhat Fabled AOOgah!

2002-11-27T18:17:50-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Hermione G. & Ron W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,483, Reviews: 11 Published: 11-27-02
Status: In-Progress

Harry gets caught in an exceedingly embarrassing conversation when Hermione's curious nature gets the better of common sense. This leads, after many painful blushes to a happy ending for Ron and Hermione. ^_^

Moby Weapon

2002-10-31T15:40:44-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Final Fantasy VII
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 2, Words: 10,815, Reviews: 10 Updated: 10-31-02 Published: 10-18-02
Status: In-Progress

While flying about aimlessly, the Highwind happens upon Ultimate Weapon. Cid develops an obsession that may destroy him...and everyone else. Can Shera bring him back before it's too late? Resembles Moby Dick in title only. No references therefrom.

Sephiroth Takes a Bath

2002-10-28T09:56:37-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Final Fantasy VII
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,181, Reviews: 70 Published: 10-28-02
Status: Complete

An account of an ill-fated bubble bath starring everyone's favourite misunderstood villain, his favourite rubber-ducky, and many very, very happy young women. [Sigh] I wish 'complete and total insanity' was a genre category...

Cid's Reflections Upon Being Hit By a Comet

2002-09-29T21:51:42-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Final Fantasy VII
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,383, Reviews: 15 Published: 9-29-02
Status: In-Progress

While training outside Mideel, the party's Barrier Materia levels up, granting them the Reflect All spell. Naturally, they are anxious to experiment with it. Chaos and head trauma ensue. Poor Cid... Please R&R if you've a second. :o)

A Love that Lasts Forever

2002-09-25T17:50:16-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Final Fantasy VII
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,526, Reviews: 38 Published: 9-25-02
Status: In-Progress

In which Sephiroth pursues his one true love. A look into that same silver-haired ultimate evil’s mind...after he has severely damaged it by walking into a wall. Dedicated to my dear Bezo the Blue Priest. Utter silliness. You have been warned. :o)

Of Giant Forks and Flashback Sequences

2002-09-18T15:09:54-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Final Fantasy IX
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,645, Reviews: 11 Published: 9-18-02
Status: In-Progress

What if Zidane had not interceded and stopped the fight between Amarant and Freya at the docks in Alexandria? The two get arrested, and then reminisce (???) when their plan of escape collapses down around them. Quite silly. :o)

Scenes From a Maul

2002-09-12T18:14:35-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Final Fantasy IX
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,495, Reviews: 6 Published: 9-12-02
Status: In-Progress

A comedy of misunderstanding. Also, alcohol. Lots of alcohol. This was something of a story challenge. Much insanity, and a good, old-fashioned chase scene. Beatrix/Steiner, bits of Amarant/Freya.

I've Already Told You

2002-09-12T15:25:07-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Chrono Trigger
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,234, Reviews: 25 Published: 9-12-02
Status: In-Progress

Sort of a sequel to 'Akin to Love.' After travelling with him for a few years, Lucca muses over exactly what she means to Magus. Finally, she asks him. Very fluffy. :o) Re-edited for name fixies and a grammatical error.

Akin to Love

2002-08-29T13:07:11-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Chrono Trigger
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,805, Reviews: 26 Published: 8-29-02
Status: In-Progress

Lucca and Magus have a conversation that leads her to certain inevitable truths. Weird. First and foremost, it's weird. But kind of sweet, too, if you like the Lucca/Magus pairing. Written under the influence of sleep deprivation. Be warned.

Of Fortune, Friendship, Fate, and Fish

2002-08-04T11:01:36-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Final Fantasy IX
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 2, Words: 8,937, Reviews: 10 Published: 8-4-02
Status: In-Progress

In which a talk of poetic symbolism (eh?!) while fishing leads to something more for Amarant and Freya, and Steiner wins a bet. Please R&R!

On a Whim and a Dare

2002-07-12T06:10:03-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Final Fantasy IX
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,031, Reviews: 18 Published: 7-12-02
Status: In-Progress

[Revised] A rather sweet (I hope), rather lemony (I think) vignette exploring a hypothetical relationship between Amarant and Freya. Something of a character study. I wasn't quite sure about the rating; any thoughts? Feedback of other sorts? :o)

The World's Shortest Vrumugun/Vrumugun Fan Fiction

2002-01-18T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Rhianwen
Category: Slayers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 450, Reviews: 11 Published: 1-18-02
Status: In-Progress

Hee-hee! I'd like to apologize to Vrumugun and to Vrumugun for writing this. And for posting it. and I'd like to apologize to everyone out there who reads it. It's really quite pointless. Thank-you, and good evening.