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Devotion

2009-12-21T13:57:51-08:00

Author: Arctic Banana
Category: BioShock
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Family/Tragedy
Pairing: Big Daddy & Little Sister
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,016, Reviews: 1 Published: 12-21-09
Status: Complete

A Big Daddy's job is to protect his Little Sister, right to the very end.

Nacho Induced Nightmare

2009-11-16T19:29:44-08:00

Author: Arctic Banana
Category: Transformers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Starscream
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,749, Reviews: 11 Published: 11-16-09
Status: Complete

All was normal at the Decepticon base. At least until a bunch of weird crap started happening...

Arctic Banana's Halloween Craptacular

2009-10-05T21:04:32-08:00

Author: Arctic Banana
Category: Transformers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,091, Reviews: 11 Published: 10-5-09
Status: Complete

It's a very bizarre Halloween indeed for the Decepticons this year. Contents include Telitubby costumes, creepy old perverts, ghosts, lots and lots of alcohol, and more in this insane tale of spookified insanity.

Ravage Goes Crazy

2009-09-16T16:06:04-08:00

Author: Arctic Banana
Category: Transformers/Beast Wars
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Soundwave & Ravage
Chapters: 1, Words: 441, Reviews: 17 Published: 9-16-09
Status: Complete

Soundwave sadly forgets that sleep is a thing of the past when you have a cat in the house.

Special Delivery

2009-09-11T12:58:04-08:00

Author: Arctic Banana
Category: Transformers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Sideways
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,178, Reviews: 5 Published: 9-11-09
Status: Complete

In the midst of a delivery route, Sideways encounters every courier's worst enemy: the common dog.

When Barricade Gets Bored

2009-09-08T17:14:00-08:00

Author: Arctic Banana
Category: Transformers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Barricade & Frenzy
Chapters: 1, Words: 927, Reviews: 13 Published: 9-8-09
Status: Complete

A bored Frenzy is terrifying enough...what happens when his partner gets bored?

A Collection of CrackFics II

2009-09-06T11:47:16-08:00

Author: Arctic Banana
Category: Transformers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,812, Reviews: 23 Updated: 9-6-09 Published: 8-31-09
Status: In-Progress

Everyone's favorite Transformers are back for more zany crackiness. Contains a lot of insomnia-induced insanity. Read at your own risk...

Why Barricade Wasn't In RotF

2009-08-21T10:24:49-08:00

Author: Arctic Banana
Category: Transformers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Barricade & Starscream
Chapters: 1, Words: 671, Reviews: 32 Published: 8-21-09
Status: Complete

Two theories on why everyone's favorite movie-verse police cruiser failed to make an appearance in Revenge of the Fallen, because I know we've all been wondering why.

I Will Protect You

2009-08-02T04:16:20-08:00

Author: Arctic Banana
Category: Transformers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Friendship
Pairing: Sideways & Demolishor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,406, Reviews: 11 Published: 8-2-09
Status: Complete

Hiding alone on a hostile planet can be scary for a small, easily frightened mech like Sideways. It's only natural that he'd want a friend to protect him.

Blackout and Barricade Go To Silent Hill: Remake

2009-07-31T22:04:49-08:00

Author: Arctic Banana
Crossover: Silent Hill and Transformers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Barricade
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,093, Reviews: 4 Published: 7-31-09
Status: In-Progress

What could be worse than getting lost in the worst town on Earth? Getting lost there with your idiot friend.

Adventure, YES!

2009-07-28T04:19:59-08:00

Author: Arctic Banana
Category: Transformers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Pairing: Bumblebee & Jazz
Chapters: 5, Words: 9,426, Reviews: 50 Updated: 7-28-09 Published: 1-10-09
Status: Complete

After Bumblebee's pet goldfish dies, he, along with Jazz, Arcee, and Optimus Prime, set off on an epic journey to save his fish from the Reaper. DISCLAIMER: Contains 78% Insanity

The Best of Friends

2009-07-19T02:00:41-08:00

Author: Arctic Banana
Category: Transformers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Sideswipe & Jolt
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,683, Reviews: 20 Published: 7-19-09
Status: Complete

Ever since Sideswipe and Jolt met on Earth, they knew they'd be the best of friends...

Cooking With Barricade

2009-07-18T06:15:33-08:00

Author: Arctic Banana
Category: Transformers
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Barricade & Blackout
Chapters: 1, Words: 779, Reviews: 32 Published: 7-18-09
Status: Complete

Barricade never was known for his cooking skills. Blackout makes a note of the fact...

Sibling Rivalries

2009-06-20T20:43:47-08:00

Author: Arctic Banana
Category: Transformers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Family
Pairing: Blackout & Scorponok
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,467, Reviews: 21 Published: 6-20-09
Status: Complete

Scorponok finds himself competing for Blackout's attention after his master adopts a tiny black and white kitten named "Mittens".

Entertain Me

2009-06-06T22:29:44-08:00

Author: Arctic Banana
Category: Transformers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Barricade & Frenzy
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,304, Reviews: 29 Published: 6-6-09
Status: Complete

Frenzy's bored and restless, but all Barricade wants to do is sleep. How long do you think it'll take for him to get fed up and eject Frenzy through the windshield? Place your bets now!

Bonecrusher: The Young Years

2009-05-26T20:16:08-08:00

Author: Arctic Banana
Category: Transformers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Bonecrusher
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,288, Reviews: 16 Published: 5-26-09
Status: Complete

Because evil was a sparkling once, too.

All The World Is Waiting For The Sun

2009-05-23T21:56:59-08:00

Author: Arctic Banana
Category: Transformers
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,857, Reviews: 13 Published: 5-23-09
Status: Complete

It starts raining on a camping trip. Bumblebee's scared of thunder, Mikaela has the ability to assemble storm clouds, Sam's annoyed at Mikaela's ability, Barricade is ticked off by the squishies as usual, and Jazz just wants his leg back from Bumblebee.

Pong: The Untold Story

2009-04-14T18:57:59-08:00

Author: Arctic Banana
Category: Pong
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 448, Reviews: 20 Published: 4-14-09
Status: Complete

An epic, age-old battle ensues as two epic 2-dimensional lines compete to win the epic game that is Pong. This story is so epic, you'll pee your pants.

Resistance is Futile

2009-04-10T22:58:57-08:00

Author: Arctic Banana
Category: Transformers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Blackout & Scorponok
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,731, Reviews: 14 Published: 4-10-09
Status: Complete

Blackout is determined to take Scorponok to the vet to get him fixed. As for Scorponok? He's not too keen on the idea...

Feelin' Fuzzy

2009-03-28T09:33:51-08:00

Author: Arctic Banana
Category: Transformers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 8, Words: 5,985, Reviews: 27 Updated: 3-28-09 Published: 9-26-08
Status: In-Progress

07 Movie-verse Resurrected from the dead by his friends, Jazz finds that he's a little different than he remembers he was in life...

Hallucinations

2009-03-27T18:23:50-08:00

Author: Arctic Banana
Category: Transformers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Brawl/Devastator & Bonecrusher
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,110, Reviews: 10 Published: 3-27-09
Status: Complete

Dying alone on the battlefield, Brawl gets one last visit from a "friend"...or is he?

Cat and Mouse

2009-03-10T21:17:02-08:00

Author: Arctic Banana
Category: Transformers/Beast Wars
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Barricade & Bumblebee
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,648, Reviews: 11 Published: 3-10-09
Status: Complete

It was a game at first, just Barricade harassing and messing around with Bumblebee. But what started as a way to pass time ended in a deeper respect for the Autobot.

Bird's the Word

2009-01-19T15:16:11-08:00

Author: Arctic Banana
Category: Transformers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Brawl/Devastator
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,926, Reviews: 22 Published: 1-19-09
Status: Complete

While shopping with Bonecrusher, Brawl buys a box of used records. He then procedes to drive the other Decepticons crazy when a certain annoying record ends up on repeat...

Canada's North of Here, Right?

2009-01-10T09:30:42-08:00

Author: Arctic Banana
Category: Transformers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Optimus Prime
Chapters: 5, Words: 6,244, Reviews: 48 Updated: 1-10-09 Published: 1-2-09
Status: Complete

Elita One has been acting quite moody for no reason lately. Poor Optimus just wants to know why.

Party Like It's 1984

2009-01-01T13:21:15-08:00

Author: Arctic Banana
Category: Transformers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 3, Words: 4,979, Reviews: 14 Updated: 1-1-09 Published: 12-31-08
Status: Complete

The Autobots invite the Decepticons to a New Year's Eve party. Starscream becomes suspicious about what they might be up to. The other 'Cons just want to have fun.

Friends Forever and Ever and Ever

2008-12-29T11:44:43-08:00

Author: Arctic Banana
Category: Transformers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Barricade & Frenzy
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,334, Reviews: 16 Published: 12-29-08
Status: Complete

Frenzy drives Barricade up the wall during their roadtrip from Hell.

Christmas Special: Twas the Fight Before Christmas

2008-12-24T14:23:14-08:00

Author: Arctic Banana
Category: Transformers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,017, Reviews: 12 Published: 12-24-08
Status: Complete

Who doesn't enjoy watching Brawl and Bonecrusher fight? Parody of "Twas the Night Before Christmas"

Keep All Limbs Inside the Vehicle At All Times

2008-12-13T11:02:31-08:00

Author: Arctic Banana
Category: Transformers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Jazz
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,403, Reviews: 63 Published: 12-13-08
Status: Complete

Jazz takes an unfortunate car thief on a homicidal joyride.

Survival of the Idiots

2008-11-24T13:50:38-08:00

Author: Arctic Banana
Category: Transformers/Beast Wars
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Pairing: Sunstreaker & Sideswipe
Chapters: 1, Words: 934, Reviews: 21 Published: 11-24-08
Status: Complete

Sunstreaker and Sideswipe find themselves somehow lost in a forest that they don't remember ever going to.

The End of Heartache

2008-11-23T18:57:45-08:00

Author: Arctic Banana
Category: Transformers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy
Pairing: Scorponok & Blackout
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,384, Reviews: 19 Published: 11-23-08
Status: Complete

Sequel to "Hushabye"- After Blackout dies, Scorponok is left with a gaping hole inside where his best friend should be. He longs for nothing more than to be reunited with his master as he rapidly falls into a state of decadence.

Hushabye

2008-11-17T18:23:44-08:00

Author: Arctic Banana
Category: Transformers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy
Pairing: Blackout
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,379, Reviews: 20 Published: 11-17-08
Status: Complete

Nothing is more disturbing than seeing a helpless animal lie dying in the street while everyone remains oblivious towards its suffering. So thinks Blackout.

Alone I Break

2008-11-04T12:45:51-08:00

Author: Arctic Banana
Category: Transformers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy
Pairing: Bumblebee & Barricade
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,307, Reviews: 13 Published: 11-4-08
Status: Complete

Bumblebee always hated saying goodbye. Especially when goodbye means "forever".

Come and Find Me!

2008-10-27T19:19:28-08:00

Author: Arctic Banana
Category: Transformers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Blackout & Bumblebee
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,185, Reviews: 9 Published: 10-27-08
Status: In-Progress

Blackout loses his niece in the big city. Faced with the choices of either finding her or facing the wrath of his misandronous Aunt Vertigo, he struggles to get her back before his sister realizes she's missing.

Tales From The Insane Asylum

2008-10-02T20:43:42-08:00

Author: Arctic Banana
Category: Transformers/Beast Wars
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,910, Reviews: 9 Published: 10-2-08
Status: In-Progress

To celebrate Halloween, everyone's favorite Transformers gather around to tell "scary" stories. Story 1: Wheeljack creates a device that has the power to turn food into a living, breathing monster.

Life Science

2008-09-30T14:45:49-08:00

Author: Arctic Banana
Category: Transformers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,806, Reviews: 33 Published: 9-30-08
Status: Complete

07 Movie-verse Sam has to take care of a life-like baby doll for his Life Science class. Unfortunately, the doll turns out to be a demon whose goal is to make sure neither he nor Bumblebee ever get any sleep...

Toy Story

2008-09-29T19:30:07-08:00

Author: Arctic Banana
Category: Transformers/Beast Wars
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Jazz & Prowl
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,583, Reviews: 16 Published: 9-29-08
Status: Complete

Have you ever wondered what it is that your Transformer toys do when you're not around? Well my gang of 6-inch plastic warriors reveal all in this epic tale of life as a toy in my household...

Bath Teim!

2008-09-21T20:28:38-08:00

Author: Arctic Banana
Category: Transformers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,199, Reviews: 26 Published: 9-21-08
Status: Complete

Pre-'07 Movie-verse It's bathtime for wee Bumblebee, and he manages to run Optimus Prime and Elita-One to Hell and back to get him to take one.

The Discovery

2008-09-16T18:47:32-08:00

Author: Arctic Banana
Category: Transformers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 5, Words: 7,110, Reviews: 40 Updated: 9-16-08 Published: 9-1-08
Status: Complete

07 Movie-verse :Part 5 added: Barricade and Bumblebee have a "reunion" and the Decepticons entertain themselves with human games- particularly the ones where Blackout can get away with causing the others severe physical harm.

Let's Wait For Ratchet

2008-09-12T13:01:50-08:00

Author: Arctic Banana
Category: Transformers/Beast Wars
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 346, Reviews: 20 Published: 9-12-08
Status: Complete

Jazz is not feeling well. Wheeljack tries to help. And oh, how he helps...

Beware of Wendigos

2008-08-30T22:58:35-08:00

Author: Arctic Banana
Category: Transformers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,811, Reviews: 11 Published: 8-30-08
Status: Complete

07 Movie-verse Bumblebee and Jazz go on a camping trip with Sam and his friends. Maybe it wasn't a good idea for Bumblebee to read about scary monsters eating people before coming along.

Always There

2008-08-29T20:58:08-08:00

Author: Arctic Banana
Category: Transformers/Beast Wars
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Family/Hurt/Comfort
Chapters: 1, Words: 314, Reviews: 8 Published: 8-29-08
Status: Complete

The best part about having a twin brother is that Sideswipe never has to go through life alone.

10 Reasons

2008-08-26T21:31:29-08:00

Author: Arctic Banana
Category: Transformers
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 367, Reviews: 20 Published: 8-26-08
Status: Complete

07 Movie-verse While in the medbay with Bumblebee, Jazz comes across a list of Sunstreaker and Sideswipe's top ten excuses for getting in accidents and in trouble with the law.

Calm After the Storm

2008-08-24T15:51:02-08:00

Author: Arctic Banana
Category: Transformers
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Friendship/Family
Chapters: 1, Words: 888, Reviews: 11 Published: 8-24-08
Status: Complete

07 Movie-verse Ever since he was a sparkling, Bumblebee has put all his trust in one mech in particular: Jazz.

Tales From Blood Gulch

2008-08-16T21:49:22-08:00

Author: Arctic Banana
Category: Halo
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,712, Reviews: 4 Published: 8-16-08
Status: Complete

Red vs. Blue- A collection of crack-a-rific one-shots about Blue Team.

Blackout and Barricade Go To Silent Hill

2008-08-14T18:54:47-08:00

Author: Arctic Banana
Crossover: Silent Hill and Transformers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 5, Words: 7,716, Reviews: 11 Updated: 8-14-08 Published: 5-17-08
Status: Complete

What happens when two Decepticons get lost and end up in Silent Hill?

Fun In The Sun

2008-08-08T18:45:30-08:00

Author: Arctic Banana
Category: Transformers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,194, Reviews: 16 Published: 8-8-08
Status: Complete

07 Movie-verse Humans aren't the only ones who enjoy vacations at the beach. It seems Transformers do too.

TF Movie Parody: Resident Evil: Apocalypse

2008-08-03T03:53:12-08:00

Author: Arctic Banana
Category: Transformers/Beast Wars
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 10,757, Reviews: 7 Published: 8-3-08
Status: Complete

Resident Evil: Apocalypse, reinacted by everyone's favorite Transformers!

Showing Off

2008-07-19T21:45:34-08:00

Author: Arctic Banana
Category: Transformers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Blackout & Scorponok
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,427, Reviews: 21 Published: 7-19-08
Status: Complete

Blackout and Barricade enter Scorponok and Frenzy into the weirdest Cybertronian pet show ever.

Guess Who's Coming To Visit?

2008-07-06T02:59:53-08:00

Author: Arctic Banana
Category: Transformers/Beast Wars
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,740, Reviews: 5 Published: 7-6-08
Status: Complete

Take seven Transformers with bizarre personality traits and shove them into a single suburban home with a cranky woman. Let me know how that works out for you...

Spark Sitting

2008-06-27T14:39:29-08:00

Author: Arctic Banana
Category: Transformers/Beast Wars
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Pairing: Prowl & Sunstreaker
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,181, Reviews: 27 Published: 6-27-08
Status: Complete

Prowl volunteers to watch Sunstreaker and Sideswipe. What at first seems like another hectic night of Lambo-twin mayhem eventually takes a drastic turn when the twins realize that Prowl's a bit more fun to hang out with than they originally thought.

The Great Canadian Wilderness

2008-06-23T22:34:55-08:00

Author: Arctic Banana
Category: Transformers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Bonecrusher & Blackout
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,654, Reviews: 13 Published: 6-23-08
Status: Complete

07 Movie-verse Getting lost in Canada provides many a chance to annoy Bonecrusher.

Can I Ask You Something?

2008-06-18T20:22:20-08:00

Author: Arctic Banana
Category: Transformers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 566, Reviews: 16 Published: 6-18-08
Status: Complete

07 Movie-verse An innocent question turns into an all-out brawl between Sunstreaker and Sideswipe.

Too Much Time on Their Hands

2008-06-18T12:29:33-08:00

Author: Arctic Banana
Category: Transformers
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Jazz & Sideswipe
Chapters: 1, Words: 220, Reviews: 9 Published: 6-18-08
Status: Complete

Jazz inquires the twins about their latest prank.

A Collection of CrackFics

2008-06-18T00:35:17-08:00

Author: Arctic Banana
Category: Transformers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,838, Reviews: 17 Published: 6-18-08
Status: Complete

07 Movie-verse A series of movie-verse crack-fics inspired by my and my sister's bizarre thought-processes.

Listen to Me

2008-06-10T18:26:09-08:00

Author: Arctic Banana
Category: Transformers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Friendship/Hurt/Comfort
Chapters: 1, Words: 437, Reviews: 6 Published: 6-10-08
Status: Complete

07 Movie-verse Sometimes when Jazz is upset, only Bumblebee knows how to listen.

Feeding Time

2008-05-29T18:52:48-08:00

Author: Arctic Banana
Category: Transformers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Family/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 584, Reviews: 5 Published: 5-29-08
Status: Complete

07 Movie-verse Optimus has a conversation with a sparkling-Fallout while feeding him.

Revenge of the Plot Bunnies

2008-05-28T17:29:33-08:00

Author: Arctic Banana
Category: Transformers/Beast Wars
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Prowl & Jazz
Chapters: 1, Words: 449, Reviews: 12 Published: 5-28-08
Status: Complete

What happens when Jazz catches Prowl hitting on a girl?

Remember When We First Met?

2008-05-13T07:33:37-08:00

Author: Arctic Banana
Category: Transformers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Friendship/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 848, Reviews: 8 Published: 5-13-08
Status: Complete

07 Movie-verse Frenzy is dying, causing Barricade to remember when he first met him.

Night of the Living Fangirls

2008-05-11T20:38:24-08:00

Author: Arctic Banana
Category: Transformers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,692, Reviews: 17 Published: 5-11-08
Status: Complete

07 Movie-verse The Transformers face their scariest foes yet: crazed fangirls.

Constellations

2008-05-07T09:44:31-08:00

Author: Arctic Banana
Category: Transformers
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 350, Reviews: 15 Published: 5-7-08
Status: Complete

07 Movie-verse Optimus Prime and Elita-One go on a date.

Virtual Love

2008-05-07T09:42:56-08:00

Author: Arctic Banana
Category: Transformers/Beast Wars
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Humor
Pairing: Sunstreaker & Sideswipe
Chapters: 1, Words: 243, Reviews: 12 Published: 5-7-08
Status: Complete

Sunstreaker becomes upset after being rejected and needs some comforting.

Wasted

2008-05-06T20:08:19-08:00

Author: Arctic Banana
Category: Transformers
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Blackout & Bonecrusher
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,368, Reviews: 13 Published: 5-6-08
Status: Complete

07 Movie-verse Blackout, Barricade, Scorponok and Bonecrusher get drunk. Such happy-fun drunks they are!

High Voltage

2008-05-05T15:01:18-08:00

Author: Arctic Banana
Category: Transformers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 878, Reviews: 13 Published: 5-5-08
Status: Complete

07 Movie-verse Sunstreaker, Sideswipe, and Blurr play with an electric mousetrap that they stole from Wheeljack.

A Month In The Life Of Frenzy

2008-05-04T19:25:22-08:00

Author: Arctic Banana
Category: Transformers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,150, Reviews: 21 Published: 5-4-08
Status: Complete

07 Movie-verse Ever wonder what Frenzy does in his spare time? Well apparently he writes it all in a diary.

Spaz Juice

2008-05-04T07:22:09-08:00

Author: Arctic Banana
Category: Transformers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Barricade & Frenzy
Chapters: 3, Words: 1,122, Reviews: 16 Published: 5-4-08
Status: Complete

What happens when Frenzy drinks 27 energy drinks?

Sleep Tight, Frenzy

2008-05-03T15:20:10-08:00

Author: Arctic Banana
Category: Transformers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Friendship/Humor
Pairing: Barricade & Frenzy
Chapters: 1, Words: 455, Reviews: 13 Published: 5-3-08
Status: Complete

Frenzy falls asleep and Barricade notices how cute he is.

Annoyance

2008-05-02T15:11:06-08:00

Author: Arctic Banana
Category: Transformers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 476, Reviews: 10 Published: 5-2-08
Status: Complete

07 Movie-Verse Bonecrusher is angry. Brawl is stupid and can't take a hint. Pain results.

Roommates

2008-05-01T16:42:09-08:00

Author: Arctic Banana
Category: Silent Hill
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Pyramid Head
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,399, Reviews: 9 Published: 5-1-08
Status: Complete

After accidentally hitting Pyramid Head with his car, Matt offers to let him stay at his place, to the chagrin of his roommate, Troy. Warning: This story's kinda weird. O.o

Attack of the Plot Bunnies

2008-04-30T20:00:14-08:00

Author: Arctic Banana
Category: Transformers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 276, Reviews: 37 Published: 4-30-08
Status: Complete

07 Movie-verse Jazz and Bumblebee trick Optimus Prime into saying a bad word.

While You Were Sleeping

2008-04-30T13:41:55-08:00

Author: Arctic Banana
Category: Transformers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Bumblebee & Ratchet
Chapters: 1, Words: 999, Reviews: 17 Published: 4-30-08
Status: Complete

07 Movie-verse Bumblebee can't sleep, so Ratchet allows him to sleep in his room, unfortunately at the sacrifice of his own sleep.

Movie Night

2008-04-30T13:16:29-08:00

Author: Arctic Banana
Category: Transformers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,483, Reviews: 22 Published: 4-30-08
Status: Complete

07 Movie-verse After being left home alone, Sunstreaker and Sideswipe decide to watch some scary movies, and then become scared themselves.