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Sweeney Todd: The Bipolar Parody of Fleet Street

2009-11-24T18:13:20-08:00

Author: Velvet Liquor
Category: Sweeney Todd
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 11, Words: 21,589, Reviews: 70 Updated: 11-24-09 Published: 6-22-09
Status: In-Progress

The brooding misadventures of a depressive barber. Join Sweeney Todd as he gets sucked into a jaw-breaker, Anthony hides in Johanna's closet, and Spiderman joins Sweeney to destroy a killer lump of dough in Mrs. lovett's bakery. Sweeney/EVERYONE

Holy Crow, My Soul Mate Glitters!

2009-11-08T15:49:21-08:00

Author: Velvet Liquor
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 543, Reviews: 35 Updated: 11-8-09 Published: 5-11-08
Status: In-Progress

When Bella Swan meets sparkly Edward Cullen, her life turns upside down. As she falls deeply in love with the boy she met only two days ago, she realizes love *COUGH*lust*COUGH* always comes with a heavy price to pay, including hungry hobo vampires.

Twilight: The Not So Broadway Musical

2009-09-28T18:07:43-08:00

Author: Velvet Liquor
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Bella & Edward
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,549, Reviews: 29 Updated: 9-28-09 Published: 3-8-09
Status: In-Progress

Sparkling bloodsuckers, telepathic werewolves, and flamboyant Italian vampires, oh my! Sing-alongs with Jacob, opera with Bella, and balads with Edward! Complete with a fully-functioning Volturi choir!

She Dumped My Sparkly Self For a Wheelchair

2009-07-08T14:11:56-08:00

Author: Velvet Liquor
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 3, Words: 5,272, Reviews: 19 Updated: 7-8-09 Published: 12-22-08
Status: In-Progress

Aro and Carlisle have a fling, Jacob makes out with Renesmee, and Bella leaves Edward for Billy's wheelchair.

Spiderman in Five Minutes

2009-07-05T12:55:06-08:00

Author: Velvet Liquor
Category: Spider-Man
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,970, Reviews: 3 Published: 7-5-09
Status: In-Progress

The adventures of Spiderman, A.K.A. Gooey Wrist Man! Along with his witty pet rat, Lumpy, nerdy Peter Parker embarks on a perilous quest to save NYC from transvestite villains, Latino cockroaches, and random black men who think they're God in technicolor

Nightlight

2009-06-18T14:12:51-08:00

Author: Velvet Liquor
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Supernatural
Chapters: 6, Words: 3,343, Reviews: 4 Updated: 6-18-09 Published: 6-16-09
Status: In-Progress

Charity lives in the Swedish town of The Spoons. When a beautiful demon named Greed tells her that she's the reincarnation of an angel, and that he's meant to kill her, how will their love survive? Poking fun at Stephenie Meyer's Twilight.

A Series Of Random and Ridiculous Occurrences

2009-06-18T11:34:16-08:00

Author: Velvet Liquor
Category: Series Of Unfortunate Events
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 12,769, Reviews: 13 Updated: 6-18-09 Published: 6-3-08
Status: In-Progress

Eyebrow wigglin', Austin Powers announces that certain characters have the mojo, and drunk people understand Sunny's baby language.

Maximum Ride in Five Minutes

2009-04-14T18:15:17-08:00

Author: Velvet Liquor
Category: Maximum Ride
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,938, Reviews: 10 Published: 4-14-09
Status: In-Progress

Flying kids on crack? Ari rides a flying rainbow? Max, after communicating with plants, is on a mission to save the world's population of trees? And why is James Patterson wearing a blonde wig and singing to "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun"?

Diary of a Man With Schizophrenic Tendencies

2009-04-11T16:05:46-08:00

Author: Velvet Liquor
Category: Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: H. Jekyll & E. Hyde
Chapters: 7, Words: 1,890, Reviews: 8 Updated: 4-11-09 Published: 4-10-09
Status: In-Progress

When timid Dr. Jekyll creates rambunctious Mr. Hyde, the only thing that can ensue is randomness, crack humor, and, to the horror of all, impossible slash. After all, they share the same mind.

The Twilight Parodies: Deleted Scenes

2008-11-25T21:41:25-08:00

Author: Velvet Liquor
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 3, Words: 1,430, Reviews: 18 Updated: 11-25-08 Published: 10-19-08
Status: In-Progress

Did you laugh at Velvet Liquor's Twilight parodies? Well, for the first time ever, we've got deleted scenes too shocking, gut-wrenching, and mind-bogglingly random and ridiculous to put in one parody!

Telepathic Wolves and Flamboyant Italian Vampires

2008-05-12T14:33:53-08:00

Author: Velvet Liquor
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,402, Reviews: 22 Published: 5-12-08
Status: Complete

Bella is a zombie, Stephenie Meyer's car is stolen, and Edward's vampire family members finally get their screen time.