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Walk the distance

2009-09-09T10:26:57-08:00

Author: The Crack Fairy
Category: Hetalia - Axis Powers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Supernatural
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,328, Reviews: 7 Published: 9-9-09
Status: In-Progress

If Ludwig had known that a series of notes would send him on an adventure to protect not only himself, but also a klutz and his grouchy brother, he would have ignored the notes. AU, all nations involved later on

One with Russiamerichinada

2009-09-02T08:49:39-08:00

Author: The Crack Fairy
Category: Hetalia - Axis Powers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Russia
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,363, Reviews: 7 Published: 9-2-09
Status: Complete

Ivan remembered getting married to Yao. He remembered some parts of his wedding night with Alfred. He did not, however, remember getting married to Matthew. Crack, based on hetalia tweets

Gives you Hell

2009-08-22T01:53:54-08:00

Author: The Crack Fairy
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Hidan & Kakuzu
Chapters: 16, Words: 43,769, Reviews: 349 Updated: 8-22-09 Published: 10-16-08
Status: Complete

Hidan, a successful writer, has to face a fate worse than death: meet his ex boyfriend at a high school reunion. But don't worry, he has a plan... KakuHidan, AU

Morning Routines

2009-07-19T02:12:28-08:00

Author: The Crack Fairy
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Deidara & Akatsuki
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,738, Reviews: 16 Published: 7-19-09
Status: Complete

In which Tobi learns that it's impossible to live in a secret hideout with 9 other people and only 1 bathroom.

To Infinity and Beyond

2009-07-09T11:17:39-08:00

Author: The Crack Fairy
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Akatsuki
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,431, Reviews: 8 Published: 7-9-09
Status: Complete

In the year 3269, A.K.A.T.S.U.K.I. begin acting on their plans for universe domination by meeting on Planet X. Chaos ensues. Sci Fi AU.

Opposite Ends

2009-07-07T12:00:57-08:00

Author: The Crack Fairy
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/General
Pairing: Hidan & Kakuzu
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,114, Reviews: 9 Published: 7-7-09
Status: Complete

In a way, Kakuzu had always known that he and Hidan would end up meeting again. Somehow, he had also known that it would not be pleasant. - AU, character death

Let's get fucked up

2009-07-05T05:38:49-08:00

Author: The Crack Fairy
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Hidan & Kakuzu
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,208, Reviews: 7 Published: 7-5-09
Status: Complete

Since Hidan was so down, maybe Kakuzu should be nice for once – a break and a night at a good inn, maybe with hot springs, and a bottle of sake." KakuHidan

When the world comes down

2009-07-03T15:01:34-08:00

Author: The Crack Fairy
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Akatsuki & Hidan
Chapters: 5, Words: 12,526, Reviews: 73 Updated: 7-3-09 Published: 12-23-08
Status: In-Progress

Hidan never would have skipped English class if he had known that it would get him the attention of a secret terrorist organisation. Akatsuki AU. Rating might change.

As You Wish

2009-06-29T10:09:00-08:00

Author: The Crack Fairy
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Hidan & Kakuzu
Chapters: 8, Words: 21,946, Reviews: 144 Updated: 6-29-09 Published: 2-1-09
Status: In-Progress

“Explaining everything would take a long time… you may call me Hidan, and because you have my necklace, I have to grant you three wishes.” KakuHidan, AU

Liar

2009-06-09T23:01:44-08:00

Author: The Crack Fairy
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Hidan & Kakuzu
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,049, Reviews: 7 Published: 6-9-09
Status: Complete

“Has it ever crossed your mind that I might have come to the casting because I wanted to screw you instead of screwing you because I wanted to win the casting?” KakuHidan

Of rockstars and cardiac surgeons

2009-06-07T01:49:18-08:00

Author: The Crack Fairy
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Hidan & Kakuzu
Chapters: 2, Words: 4,063, Reviews: 24 Updated: 6-7-09 Published: 4-9-09
Status: In-Progress

Hidan San is on his way to become a famous musician; Kakuzu Hoku would already be happy if med school wasn't so expensive. Sequel to "Pajaros en la Cabeza", KakuHidan

A Jashinist Wedding

2009-05-10T14:51:57-08:00

Author: The Crack Fairy
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Hidan & Kakuzu
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,737, Reviews: 23 Published: 5-10-09
Status: In-Progress

Blood is red, Veins are blue, Please don’t be mad, But I need you to marry me or else the high priests of Jashin-sama will kill me in the cruelest possible way - Hidan" Crackfic, KakuHidan

San

2009-04-01T09:29:26-08:00

Author: The Crack Fairy
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Hidan & Kakuzu
Chapters: 1, Words: 890, Reviews: 7 Published: 4-1-09
Status: Complete

Three Hidan-centric ficlets: Companion, Contradictions, Akatsuki. Slight KakuHidan.

A thousand words

2009-03-17T12:54:39-08:00

Author: The Crack Fairy
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Hidan & Kakuzu
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,145, Reviews: 8 Published: 3-17-09
Status: Complete

Kakuzu, Hidan, a mission, snow. A thousand words to describe one picture. Slight KakuHidan

Pajaros en la Cabeza

2008-12-19T14:40:38-08:00

Author: The Crack Fairy
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Hidan & Kakuzu
Chapters: 12, Words: 32,788, Reviews: 146 Updated: 12-19-08 Published: 9-8-08
Status: Complete

Kakuzu, Akatsuki Academy's best student and resident asshole, is forced to spend an hour a day with the Academy's newest student, Hidan, for tutoring. Watch an unlikely relationship unfold... AU, rated for swearing

Art

2008-12-13T10:32:32-08:00

Author: The Crack Fairy
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Deidara & Hidan
Chapters: 1, Words: 486, Reviews: 11 Published: 12-13-08
Status: Complete

While their personalities were nowhere near alike, Deidara and Hidan were, in a way, so similar. /Reflection drabble.

Scrubs off

2008-12-07T08:26:50-08:00

Author: The Crack Fairy
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Hidan & Kakuzu
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,260, Reviews: 33 Updated: 12-7-08 Published: 9-27-08
Status: Complete

The one where all the Akatsuki work at a hospital. KakuHidan. Crack.

Happy Ever After

2008-11-04T13:09:31-08:00

Author: The Crack Fairy
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Hidan & Kakuzu
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,458, Reviews: 19 Published: 11-4-08
Status: Complete

Once upon a time, there was a prince... A cracky KakuHi fairytale.

Crack

2008-10-25T00:32:15-08:00

Author: The Crack Fairy
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Hidan & Kakuzu
Chapters: 1, Words: 587, Reviews: 21 Published: 10-25-08
Status: Complete

Okay, he was old, but he wasn't old old, right? He was still as athletic as ever, he barely had any wrinkles, and surely he didn't have a dachshund. KakuHi, Crackfic.

Waking up in Vegas

2008-10-08T15:07:47-08:00

Author: The Crack Fairy
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Hidan & Kakuzu
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,602, Reviews: 14 Published: 10-8-08
Status: Complete

That's what you get for waking up in Vegas..." Kakuzu/Hidan.

Welcome to Akatsuki High

2008-08-22T08:36:55-08:00

Author: The Crack Fairy
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Akatsuki
Chapters: 1, Words: 651, Reviews: 19 Published: 8-22-08
Status: Complete

You're the new student, right? Let me tell you about some of the students here at Akatsuki High... AU, genderbending, crackfic

Precious

2008-05-24T14:36:47-08:00

Author: The Crack Fairy
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Kankuro & Gaara
Chapters: 1, Words: 987, Reviews: 8 Published: 5-24-08
Status: Complete

Kankuro tells Gaara his decision. Set after Rescue Gaara arc, Kankuro-centric.