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don't you let them tame you

2009-08-11T12:05:15-08:00

Author: Agent of the Apothecary
Category: Girl who Leapt Through Time
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,053, Reviews: 2 Published: 8-11-09
Status: Complete

A chance in time. // “No problem, short stuff,” she says, and giggles so that her legs pull up towards her chest. “It’s good to see you, Chiaki.”

i get my glory in the desert rain

2009-08-09T22:57:18-08:00

Author: Agent of the Apothecary
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama/General
Pairing: Ruby
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,394, Reviews: 1 Published: 8-9-09
Status: Complete

It might take centuries, but sooner or later, Hell will burn away your humanity. Every hell-bound soul, every one, turns into something else. // Even demons were human once. Even Ruby.

rattlesnakes and romance

2009-07-26T12:04:08-08:00

Author: Agent of the Apothecary
Category: Life With Derek
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Family
Pairing: Casey M. & Derek V.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,902, Reviews: 9 Published: 7-26-09
Status: Complete

-AU- How I Met Your Stepbrother Remix. Casey Venturi and Derek McDonald face off. Only one of them is going to make it out alive, and that one is probably Emily Davis.

we're spinning again and again and again

2009-07-16T20:49:08-08:00

Author: Agent of the Apothecary
Category: Pride and Prejudice
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,372, Reviews: 3 Published: 7-16-09
Status: Complete

Modern AU, the growth of Georgiana Darcy. // “It’s like home,” she says, “only a home that’s changed after you’ve returned. It’s like coming home to something that isn’t what it used to be.”

crooked wheels keep turning

2009-07-09T13:48:48-08:00

Author: Agent of the Apothecary
Category: Smallville
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Chloe S. & Oliver Q.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,920, Reviews: 9 Published: 7-9-09
Status: Complete

Post-finale. Eventually, she learns to grow into the Chloe-shaped hole that had been left behind by pressure and expectation and love, always love.

now we'll parade around without game plans

2009-07-02T13:22:31-08:00

Author: Agent of the Apothecary
Category: Girl who Leapt Through Time
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,961, Reviews: 9 Published: 7-2-09
Status: Complete

They make a life of intersecting roads, verving towards and away in the coming days. // Makoto, Chiaki, the Future.

Diary, oh Diary

2009-06-28T00:26:24-08:00

Author: Agent of the Apothecary
Category: Sky High
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Warren P.
Chapters: 14, Words: 50,936, Reviews: 347 Updated: 6-28-09 Published: 8-21-08
Status: In-Progress

As if being the weird twin sister of the most beautiful woman on the planet wasn't enough; now my lab partner is god's gift to heterosexual females . . . and he wants to roast me alive. I hate college. // AN: I'll be honest, this is on hiatus.

one to omega

2009-06-27T22:48:00-08:00

Author: Agent of the Apothecary
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Jo H. & Dean W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,650, Reviews: 11 Published: 6-27-09
Status: Complete

Jo Harvelle’s life is a. The Dean Network: All Winchester, All the Time, b. a comedy of errors, minus the actual comedy, c. complicated, d. all about choices.

all that's best of dark and bright

2009-06-15T18:23:11-08:00

Author: Agent of the Apothecary
Category: Life With Derek
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Derek V. & Casey M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,773, Reviews: 23 Published: 6-15-09
Status: Complete

P.S. I have a life, thank you very much! Just because it doesn’t involve booze and sorority parties doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist. I have a very fulfilling life, full of coffeehouses and poetry readings. What is your life full of, Derek? Hockey? -Future-

cinderella don't you go to sleep

2009-05-10T20:13:50-08:00

Author: Agent of the Apothecary
Category: Smallville
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Chloe S. & Davis B./Doomsday
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,261, Reviews: 4 Published: 5-10-09
Status: Complete

Chloe Sullivan, Davis Bloom, the open road. // Out here the good girls die.

the heritage classic

2009-03-30T15:34:20-08:00

Author: Agent of the Apothecary
Category: Life With Derek
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Casey M. & Derek V.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,848, Reviews: 24 Published: 3-30-09
Status: Complete

In an unprecedented third period turnabout, Casey and Derek stop fighting. Chaos ensues.

you lost me somehow

2009-03-15T16:25:57-08:00

Author: Agent of the Apothecary
Category: Smallville
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Lois L. & Clark K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 791, Reviews: 7 Published: 3-15-09
Status: Complete

If this were a movie, Lana would be the love interest and Lois would be the pithy, genderless boss who has five minutes of screen time and is hailed to be one of the best, if underutilized, parts of the film.

my karma ran over my dogma

2009-03-02T12:12:03-08:00

Author: Agent of the Apothecary
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Claire & Quil Jr.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,903, Reviews: 7 Published: 3-2-09
Status: Complete

Logic dictates that Claire should go to Dartmouth. Unfortunately, her gut has chosen now to rear its ugly, wibbly-wobbly head, and it is dictating in a rather high-pitched, wavering voice that it doesn’t think it can manage without Quil in biking distance

would you like some tea with that broken heart?

2009-03-01T09:40:09-08:00

Author: Agent of the Apothecary
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Hermione G. & Remus L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,294, Reviews: 20 Published: 3-1-09
Status: Complete

Three men who didn’t want Hermione Granger, and the one that actively broke her heart in the process. "It was right about when she realized she didn't care if he was a werewolf that Hermione conceded she might fancy Professor Lupin a tiny bit."

A Day in the Countryside

2009-02-26T20:44:42-08:00

Author: Agent of the Apothecary
Category: Chronicles of Narnia
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Susan Pevensie & Caspian X
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,604, Reviews: 10 Published: 2-26-09
Status: Complete

He is older, she realizes. That makes sense, as Susan herself is older, but as she hasn’t thought of the King of Narnia in quite some time, the change is far more startling than it might have been otherwise. How could she have forgotten him?

Being of True Love, Reality, and Other Fairy Tales

2009-02-17T12:01:35-08:00

Author: Agent of the Apothecary
Category: Pride and Prejudice
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,934, Reviews: 18 Published: 2-17-09
Status: Complete

-AU- “Yes,” he said, remembering with sudden, horrid recollection their last encounter. “Lizzie Bennet. It’s, er . . . good. To see you.” In which Will dithers, Lizzie dithers even more, the word ‘good’ is used far too often, and Things Are Cleared Up.

leave a light on when i'm gone

2009-02-17T10:09:31-08:00

Author: Agent of the Apothecary
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Family/Humor
Pairing: Ino Y. & Shikamaru N.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,161, Reviews: 5 Published: 2-17-09
Status: Complete

But with Shikamaru paying for my dinner and the Mini-Asuma holding my hand, I’m kind of this weird blend of content and satisfied, you know? Like, even without Spa Weekend Adventures or soulmates, things are going to be some modicum of okay.

Adagio

2009-02-15T08:26:31-08:00

Author: Agent of the Apothecary
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Tenten & Neji H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,609, Reviews: 9 Published: 2-15-09
Status: Complete

-AU- Neji tells Rock Lee that fate has made him a sub-par bass player. Tenten tells Neji he can take his fate and shove it up somewhere that will require a prostate examination to remove it.

nothing i can say

2009-02-15T08:14:56-08:00

Author: Agent of the Apothecary
Category: Smallville
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Chloe S. & Oliver Q.
Chapters: 1, Words: 924, Reviews: 5 Published: 2-15-09
Status: Complete

Post-‘Requiem’ AU, Chloe doesn’t make Oliver say cruel things because she thinks them first and Oliver doesn’t have to self-destruct because he has somewhere to hide.

those eyes to tide me over

2009-01-29T13:15:32-08:00

Author: Agent of the Apothecary
Category: Life With Derek
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Casey M. & Derek V.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,717, Reviews: 36 Published: 1-29-09
Status: Complete

She absently wondered if it was possible to stab someone through the jugular with a coffee stirrer. In which Derek wants to move, Casey attempts to assist, and the idea of there being an eleven hour drive separating them becomes incomprehensible. -Future-

Red Dresses at Ayame's

2009-01-29T13:07:26-08:00

Author: Agent of the Apothecary
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Mystery
Pairing: Neji H. & Tenten
Chapters: 6, Words: 16,595, Reviews: 53 Updated: 1-29-09 Published: 8-10-08
Status: Complete

-AU- The missing heiress to the city's main crime family, a mysterious Chinese woman in red, a rising rebel faction, a 'neutral' arms dealer, and blurring lines between allies and enemies: private eye Neji Hyuuga has never had a case like this before.

wendy wendy wendy

2008-12-22T16:28:50-08:00

Author: Agent of the Apothecary
Category: Peter Pan
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Wendy D. & Peter Pan
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,359, Reviews: 16 Published: 12-22-08
Status: Complete

“Peter,” she said, “the only way I’ll go with you is if you drug me and toss me over your shoulder. And even then, it’s a toss-up.”

Forgetting

2008-08-25T11:13:22-08:00

Author: Agent of the Apothecary
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Sakura H. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,437, Reviews: 7 Published: 8-25-08
Status: Complete

She’d put in all the unimportant stuff, like how to memorize a medical text in two days, and perfect chakra control and the ability to splice in transplants, but somehow Kami had missed ‘forgetfulness’. -SasuSaku, post-desertion, on leaving things behind.

Electricity

2008-08-18T23:01:38-08:00

Author: Agent of the Apothecary
Category: Labyrinth
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,396, Reviews: 10 Published: 8-18-08
Status: In-Progress

Trapped in the Underworld by the whims of a psychotic DeviantArt printmaker and subject to Jareth's lusty molestation attempts, Sarah finds herself, once again, having to kick butt and win her own freedom.

The Oddity

2008-08-06T22:03:46-08:00

Author: Agent of the Apothecary
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Friendship
Pairing: Tenten
Chapters: 4, Words: 4,296, Reviews: 6 Updated: 8-6-08 Published: 6-13-08
Status: Complete

Ongoing character study drabbles of the kuniochi who never get enough screen time. Through pianos and therapists and chopsticks and alternate universes. Hinata, Sakura, Tsunade, Tenten.

Changes at Sea

2008-08-06T21:52:19-08:00

Author: Agent of the Apothecary
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Elizabeth S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,005, Reviews: 6 Published: 8-6-08
Status: Complete

There is a rationale to why she is marrying Will. At first, it's because he isn't Jack. And later, it's because he is.

Reunion

2008-07-24T09:43:02-08:00

Author: Agent of the Apothecary
Category: Breakfast Club
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Friendship/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,269, Reviews: 22 Published: 7-24-08
Status: Complete

It’s one of the Shermer High’s Class of 1986’s most startling evenings . . . and it’s happening fifteen years after they graduated. One thing's for sure - meeting the Breakfast Club sure is going to surprise some of these people.

The Height of the Social Season

2008-07-23T16:00:32-08:00

Author: Agent of the Apothecary
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Hermione G. & George W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,621, Reviews: 11 Published: 7-23-08
Status: Complete

-AU, Regency Era- Lady Finnegan’s Goblin Balls are the place to see and be seen for the London wizarding society. This year, the atrociously decorated ballroom walls witness mistaken identities, marriage proposals, and one very dangerous potted petunia...

The Emperor of Death, Destruction, and Despair

2008-07-15T20:39:29-08:00

Author: Agent of the Apothecary
Category: Ironman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,813, Reviews: 13 Published: 7-15-08
Status: Complete

“Once upon a time,” she said, standing up a giving a little smile, “I met Tony Stark.” On beginnings, endings, and middles. But mostly just on life with Tony Stark, as read by Pepper Potts. -Movieverse-

The Road Less Traveled

2008-06-26T08:07:47-08:00

Author: Agent of the Apothecary
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Cedric D. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 5, Words: 6,357, Reviews: 71 Updated: 6-26-08 Published: 6-13-08
Status: Complete

The greatest couple Hogwarts ever saw - intelligent, witty, attractive, and unwaveringly loyal. The only problem is that they never existed at all . . . Five ways Cedric Diggory and Hermione Granger never met.

Hollywood Glamour

2008-06-21T14:21:32-08:00

Author: Agent of the Apothecary
Category: Labyrinth
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,214, Reviews: 29 Published: 6-21-08
Status: Complete

I should probably be more worried that a territorial fairytale King of Evil Idiots is molesting me in the middle of the red carpet. Note to self: establish more thorough neural connections.