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Annoying Mary Sue Phrases

2009-05-30T18:49:54-08:00

Author: Numb Anime Chick
Category: Yu Yu Hakusho
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Hiei
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,379, Reviews: 3 Published: 5-30-09
Status: Complete

JJ questions Hiei about his list of 10 most annoying Mary-Sue phrases, and, with the help of water, a wig, a blanket, and sickening high-pitched voices, he answers her question whil RPing. -M to be safe-

YuYu Q&A 3

2009-05-30T15:42:45-08:00

Author: Numb Anime Chick
Category: Anime X-overs
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 13, Words: 96,283, Reviews: 141 Updated: 5-30-09 Published: 9-18-08
Status: In-Progress

-UPDATED... for once- Who said I wasn't gonna get this posted? And to think, I owe it all to History class! :P SAME AS THE FIRST TWO Q&AS, REVIEW WITH QUESTIONS! NOW!

Happy Birthday, Fujiko Kuwabara!

2009-02-15T20:46:19-08:00

Author: Numb Anime Chick
Category: Yu Yu Hakusho
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,303, Reviews: 2 Published: 2-15-09
Status: Complete

To Fujiko Kuwabara and her special, coming-of-age day! Hope ya'll like it! ;P JJ wasn't really 'prepared' for Fujicakes day. But the whole YYH Gang was all ready! Randomness and OOC-ness ahead! -Rated M for alcoholix in this fic O.o-

Cell Phones

2009-02-03T18:23:53-08:00

Author: Numb Anime Chick
Category: Yu Yu Hakusho
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Yusuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,682, Reviews: 1 Published: 2-3-09
Status: Complete

Oh, cell phones. A modern thing hits the YYH gang in a humorous way. Funny little oneshots featuring You-Know-What with the YYH gang. Rated M for some 'stuff! -Not a lemon, pervs-

Funny Stuff

2009-01-24T17:24:45-08:00

Author: Numb Anime Chick
Category: Yu Yu Hakusho
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 5, Words: 3,552, Reviews: 9 Updated: 1-24-09 Published: 10-20-08
Status: Complete

A random story I thought of while I was sick. And I'm not sure if I'll continue making the story, unless ya'll want me to. R&R!

Naked Beach

2008-09-21T16:36:41-08:00

Author: Numb Anime Chick
Category: Yu Yu Hakusho
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Hiei & Touya
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,042, Reviews: 2 Published: 9-21-08
Status: Complete

Based on a 'banned' clip from SNL, only this is featuring Touya and Hiei! And Hiei is in heat, with his uke husband, on a naked beach... Crap...

YuYu Q&A 2

2008-09-15T18:22:19-08:00

Author: Numb Anime Chick
Category: Yu Yu Hakusho
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 21, Words: 45,841, Reviews: 60 Updated: 9-15-08 Published: 8-9-08
Status: Complete

WHOOT! JJ and the YuYu Gang is back! Just like the first one, ask Qs for us, and we will answer them! Supashi-Bo, the first chapter is for you.

Their My Candymen?

2008-09-08T17:09:56-08:00

Author: Numb Anime Chick
Category: Anime X-overs
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,757, Reviews: 0 Published: 9-8-08
Status: Complete

A sequel-like thing to Lollipop! Candyman is by Aqua, so it no belong to me... Yes, that was random. But, this is a AB OP YYH and OHSHC Xover... You don't really need to read this, but no one's stoppin' ya.

Lollipop!

2008-09-01T12:38:36-08:00

Author: Numb Anime Chick
Category: Yu Yu Hakusho
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Hiei
Chapters: 1, Words: 709, Reviews: 5 Published: 9-1-08
Status: Complete

Lollipop is by The Chordettes, so I don't own it. This was a dare songfic, so you don't need to read it. :P JJ and Hiei sing Lollipop!

Masaki's Girlfriend

2008-08-31T21:36:00-08:00

Author: Numb Anime Chick
Category: Absolute Boyfriend
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 588, Reviews: 2 Published: 8-31-08
Status: Complete

I always thought, "Who's Masaki's girlfriend anyway?" Well, this is my idea of who it might be. I'm pretty sure the two characters I used are OOC, so to be safe, OOC warning.

YuYu Fairytalez

2008-08-29T14:04:40-08:00

Author: Numb Anime Chick
Category: Yu Yu Hakusho
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Romance
Chapters: 2, Words: 11,635, Reviews: 7 Updated: 8-29-08 Published: 8-23-08
Status: In-Progress

Pretty much what the title says. Parodies of Cinderella, Snow White, Sleepin' Beauty, and Rapunzel with the YuYu Gang... and JJ! :P

Random Haiku Two: Itachi

2008-08-28T16:26:47-08:00

Author: Numb Anime Chick
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Pairing: Itachi U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 33, Reviews: 1 Published: 8-28-08
Status: Complete

Wow... RESPECT!

Random Haiku One: Hiei

2008-08-28T16:19:37-08:00

Author: Numb Anime Chick
Category: Yu Yu Hakusho
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Pairing: Hiei
Chapters: 1, Words: 111, Reviews: 2 Published: 8-28-08
Status: Complete

Must I type more?

ANOTHER Birth!

2008-08-26T21:38:55-08:00

Author: Numb Anime Chick
Category: Yu Yu Hakusho
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,267, Reviews: 3 Published: 8-26-08
Status: Complete

OK, what! What's with all these births occuring? I mean... damn! But, it's Yukina's turn for it, and all this randomness occurs when she's in labor! *insert dramatic music here*

A Birth!

2008-08-16T12:16:18-08:00

Author: Numb Anime Chick
Category: Anime X-overs
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,013, Reviews: 3 Published: 8-16-08
Status: Complete

For Minyonka! Yeah, randomness occurs when Minyonka goes into labor. *insert dramatic music here*

My Protector

2008-08-08T09:49:16-08:00

Author: Numb Anime Chick
Category: Yu Yu Hakusho
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Hiei
Chapters: 28, Words: 37,367, Reviews: 17 Updated: 8-8-08 Published: 6-27-08
Status: In-Progress

Yazmin is the new girl at Kurama's school. Koenma has given Hiei a new mission: Protect Yazmin, the last Shape Shifter. What'll Hiei and this new girl do when they figure out they have feelings for each other? HieiYazmin/HieiOC Story one of the My Trilogy

YuYu Q&A

2008-08-07T22:03:05-08:00

Author: Numb Anime Chick
Category: Yu Yu Hakusho
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 21, Words: 32,202, Reviews: 41 Updated: 8-7-08 Published: 7-6-08
Status: Complete

Title explains all. When reviewing, ask a question directing it to a YYH character. Anyone. Like Jin, Touya, Rinku, Mukuro, etc. YuYu Q&A 2 is up! ... That was random

JJ's Family Reunion

2008-08-07T17:38:33-08:00

Author: Numb Anime Chick
Category: Yu Yu Hakusho
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Family
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,803, Reviews: 2 Published: 8-7-08
Status: Complete

From food to cuts, from family to a snake's POV, nothing will ever be sane at JJ's house! And add the Spirit Detectives, there will be chaos!

Crank Calling

2008-07-31T20:06:50-08:00

Author: Numb Anime Chick
Category: Yu Yu Hakusho
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 661, Reviews: 3 Published: 7-31-08
Status: Complete

Title pretty much says all. The YuYu gang and I just crank call people. Failed humor, I know. So yeah. Rated T for threats and cuss words.

Basketball

2008-07-31T19:41:30-08:00

Author: Numb Anime Chick
Category: Yu Yu Hakusho
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,966, Reviews: 0 Published: 7-31-08
Status: Complete

Great. I have to go to play B-ball with my friends, and I have to bring the YuYu gang. Who will win this game? Rated T for bad stuff. R&R&Flame!

The Wedding

2008-07-30T16:33:00-08:00

Author: Numb Anime Chick
Category: Yu Yu Hakusho
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Hiei & Touya
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,189, Reviews: 1 Published: 7-30-08
Status: Complete

My failed attempt to do a HieiTouya fic. Supashi-Bo was the inspiration for this, so yeah. This is for you. Attempted humor and romance, so yeah. R&R&Flame

True Love

2008-07-10T16:38:17-08:00

Author: Numb Anime Chick
Category: Yu Yu Hakusho
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Hiei & Yukina
Chapters: 6, Words: 7,764, Reviews: 2 Updated: 7-10-08 Published: 7-5-08
Status: In-Progress

Full summary inside. HieiHinageshi KuramaYukina AU

Kurama's Changes

2008-06-26T17:03:13-08:00

Author: Numb Anime Chick
Category: Yu Yu Hakusho
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Horror/Angst
Pairing: Kurama M. & Youko
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,155, Reviews: 2 Published: 6-26-08
Status: Complete

Song: Changes. Artist: 3 Doors Down. Lyrics aren't mine. This is Kurama's Changes. Rated for violence and death

Kagome's Song

2008-06-25T14:28:55-08:00

Author: Numb Anime Chick
Category: Inuyasha
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Tragedy
Pairing: Kagome
Chapters: 1, Words: 713, Reviews: 1 Published: 6-25-08
Status: Complete

Lyrics aren't mine. It's Blink 182's song, Adam's Song. Rated for suicide.