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Sirius Black Is Confident of His Seduction Prowess

2008-03-06T06:03:45-08:00

Author: Jack Ichijouji
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,914, Reviews: 20 Published: 3-6-08
Status: Complete

Someone with an excess of hair taking a hair growth potion can lead to disastrous and hilarious consequences. One can only imagine what taking a Confidence Potion would do to someone like Sirius Black.

The Marauders Present: How to Annoy a Misogynist

2007-11-13T01:55:26-08:00

Author: Jack Ichijouji
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: James P. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,061, Reviews: 19 Published: 11-13-07
Status: Complete

The Marauders are pranksters, rogues, and occasionally ne'erdowells. But each of them is a Gryffindor, and with that distinction comes a desire to do the right thing. When injustice looms they see it as their right and, indeed, their duty to step up.

Trying to Say Goodbye

2007-02-25T00:23:16-08:00

Author: Jack Ichijouji
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Harry P. & Ginny W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,316, Reviews: 8 Published: 2-25-07
Status: Complete

The complicated nature of Harry's relationship with Ginny meant a lot of things. It meant that he was confused when he saw her, when he thought of her, and, more to the point, when he tried to write a somber farewell to her.

Indecent Proposal

2007-02-25T00:21:23-08:00

Author: Jack Ichijouji
Category: Tales of Symphonia
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Lloyd I. & Sheena F.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,699, Reviews: 12 Published: 2-25-07
Status: Complete

When broke, hungry, and faced with a storm on the horizon and no way to get where you need to be, even the worst ideas begin to make sense. Even the ones that lead to your travelling partner knowing exactly how far down your body your blush goes.

The Dangers of Miscommunication

2005-06-28T00:52:36-08:00

Author: Jack Ichijouji
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Harry P. & Ginny W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,345, Reviews: 26 Published: 6-28-05
Status: In-Progress

It was then that Ron had a revelation about the relationship between his best friend and his younger sister. If only the revelation had taken the time to go through his reason filters, he might have saved himself some amount of awkwardness and ovaries.

A Real Relationship

2004-11-27T23:53:03-08:00

Author: Jack Ichijouji
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: James P. & Lily Evans P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,518, Reviews: 17 Published: 11-27-04
Status: In-Progress

Relationships generally have their ups and downs. James' and Lily's had side-to-sides, diagonals, swirls, and rather peculiar stretchy moments, and that's the mark of a real relationship.

Skin Deep

2004-11-13T21:07:12-08:00

Author: Jack Ichijouji
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Sirius B. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,739, Reviews: 16 Published: 11-13-04
Status: In-Progress

Sirius has had to put up with his looks changing while growing into his body, like any other boy. But for all the changes he suffers through, Sirius Black is still Sirius Black.

Here Lies a Friend

2004-10-30T15:11:39-08:00

Author: Jack Ichijouji
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Sirius B. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,833, Reviews: 27 Published: 10-30-04
Status: In-Progress

In a place known only to a handful of people, there lies a man. Not who he was, or who he seemed to be, but what he was to those he loved.

Traditions of a Not So Ambiguous Wizard

2004-08-21T12:34:29-08:00

Author: Jack Ichijouji
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Remus L. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,365, Reviews: 43 Published: 8-21-04
Status: In-Progress

The idea of doing things simply because they've always been done has never appealed to Sirius. However, there is a special tradition that he thinks is a good idea.

Maturity

2004-06-13T22:21:07-08:00

Author: Jack Ichijouji
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Harry P. & Ginny W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,202, Reviews: 26 Published: 6-13-04
Status: In-Progress

Maturity is an illusion. It's not what you do, but how you deal with things that happen. And sometimes, you need a friend to teach you exactly how to deal.

An Affair to Forget

2004-05-20T17:40:20-08:00

Author: Jack Ichijouji
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Severus S. & Gilderoy L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,600, Reviews: 37 Published: 5-20-04
Status: In-Progress

Dumbledore knows a lot of people. What possibly could have led him to contact Remus Lupin, out of all the Order members? A story of hatred, passion, and unrequited love set during Chamber of Secrets.

Animal Instincts

2004-04-21T15:54:18-08:00

Author: Jack Ichijouji
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Hermione G. & N. Tonks
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,309, Reviews: 24 Published: 4-21-04
Status: In-Progress

Veterinary science has cured thousands of ailments for almost any type of creature imaginable. But veterinary science hasn't had to deal with the likes of Crookshanks.

Some Things Never Change

2004-03-05T17:22:56-08:00

Author: Jack Ichijouji
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Angst
Pairing: Draco M. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,717, Reviews: 11 Published: 3-5-04
Status: In-Progress

Life is change. No one thing in the world will consist of the same particles it started with within ten years. From the view of the universe, that's the slimmest fraction of a blink of an eye. But there are some things that never change.

The Ambiguous Animagus

2004-01-23T20:01:51-08:00

Author: Jack Ichijouji
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Remus L. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,127, Reviews: 115 Published: 1-23-04
Status: In-Progress

Sequel to The Ambiguously Gay Werewolf. Sirius follows Remus' romantic advice to the letter, but the results are less than stellar...

Mourning

2003-11-17T19:38:48-08:00

Author: Jack Ichijouji
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Remus L. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 957, Reviews: 18 Published: 11-17-03
Status: In-Progress

“A rival and a lover are often indistinguishable. One builds his life around both, one lives for both, and one is pushed beyond his limits by both.”

A Day in Hell

2003-11-03T12:36:49-08:00

Author: Jack Ichijouji
Category: Dragon Ball Z
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Bulma & Vegeta
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,042, Reviews: 12 Published: 11-3-03
Status: In-Progress

A day suffered at the mall has a happy ending for Vegeta, but unfortunately, not for his offspring.

The Afterlife and Times of Professor Binns

2003-11-03T12:33:27-08:00

Author: Jack Ichijouji
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 721, Reviews: 22 Published: 11-3-03
Status: In-Progress

A short piece on what it may have been like for Professor Binns to wake up from the Big Sleep.

To Change the Past

2003-10-23T17:44:52-08:00

Author: Jack Ichijouji
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Sci-Fi
Pairing: Albus D. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,823, Reviews: 10 Published: 10-23-03
Status: In-Progress

It is dangerous and deadly to affect the timestream, not to mention illegal. But some things are worth the risk.

The Other Prisoner of Azkaban

2003-09-23T11:00:52-08:00

Author: Jack Ichijouji
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Sirius B. & Rubeus H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,269, Reviews: 24 Published: 9-23-03
Status: In-Progress

Sirius Black wasn't the last prisoner of the dreaded prison that was innocent of his crimes. He probably wasn't the first, either.

The Ambiguously Gay Werewolf

2003-08-26T01:17:20-08:00

Author: Jack Ichijouji
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Sirius B. & Remus L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,199, Reviews: 231 Published: 8-26-03
Status: In-Progress

James, Sirius, and Peter try to answer one of the age old questions of the world: does Remus Lupin like boys or girls?

Seven Deadly Sins

2003-08-18T19:15:37-08:00

Author: Jack Ichijouji
Category: Good Omens
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 568, Reviews: 11 Published: 8-18-03
Status: In-Progress

Crowley and Aziraphale get thoroughly hammered and discuss Heaven's hypocrisy and Hell's idiocy.

Last Man Standing

2003-08-15T01:36:53-08:00

Author: Jack Ichijouji
Category: Dragon Ball Z
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Vegeta & Yamcha
Chapters: 1, Words: 801, Reviews: 22 Published: 8-15-03
Status: Complete

Vegeta never did get the chance for immortality. Watching those he allowed into his heart suffer and die, he's glad. One-shot.

Laughter

2003-07-03T05:20:34-08:00

Author: Jack Ichijouji
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Harry P. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,260, Reviews: 67 Published: 7-3-03
Status: In-Progress

Harry lost the man he had come to think of as a friend, brother, and father. But laughter is one of the best medicines, and death isn't about to stop him from helping the healing process.

Confrontation

2003-06-30T17:57:24-08:00

Author: Jack Ichijouji
Category: Digimon
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Ken I. & Ken I.
Chapters: 1, Words: 875, Reviews: 5 Published: 6-30-03
Status: In-Progress

Revolving around a song from 'Jekyll and Hyde' of the same name. Ken confronts the darker part of his mind, and his soul.

Kindred Spirits

2003-06-05T16:29:20-08:00

Author: Jack Ichijouji
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,248, Reviews: 11 Published: 6-5-03
Status: In-Progress

They say that for every person in the world, there is a mate somewhere. Edward had the displeasure to encounter that of Severus Snape.

Students in Gryffindor

2003-05-15T08:17:26-08:00

Author: Jack Ichijouji
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Parody/Poetry
Pairing: Harry P. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 213, Reviews: 10 Published: 5-15-03
Status: In-Progress

Ever heard "Kids in America"? Ever read "Prisoner of Azkaban"? Put 'em together.

Hamtaro Potter

2003-05-15T08:09:43-08:00

Author: Jack Ichijouji
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Voldemort
Chapters: 1, Words: 122, Reviews: 7 Published: 5-15-03
Status: In-Progress

Filks. Parodies. Whatever. This is one that, even if you've seen it elsewhere, you need to read.

What is Family?

2003-04-18T19:33:17-08:00

Author: Jack Ichijouji
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure/Humor
Pairing: Harry P. & Ginny W.
Chapters: 7, Words: 11,359, Reviews: 315 Updated: 4-18-03 Published: 10-5-02
Status: In-Progress

Harry's changed over the summer. He's grown, both taller and stronger, and his appetite has increased. Normal puberty or something else? Crossover with... you'll find out.

Family or Fighting

2003-04-05T14:12:00-08:00

Author: Jack Ichijouji
Category: Dragon Ball Z
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Vegeta & Goku
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,186, Reviews: 10 Published: 4-5-03
Status: In-Progress

Vegeta has a serious talk with Kakarot about their families and his views on why one should fight.

The Slytherin and the Mudblood

2003-04-02T17:32:56-08:00

Author: Jack Ichijouji
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Draco M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,227, Reviews: 33 Published: 4-2-03
Status: In-Progress

Draco and Hermione have a conversation and come out of it hating each other slightly less than before. Not romance, not even friendship.

The Official IshidaKamiya Camping Trip

2003-03-21T18:36:21-08:00

Author: Jack Ichijouji
Category: Digimon
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Taichi Y./Tai K. & Yamato I./Matt
Chapters: 3, Words: 3,565, Reviews: 44 Updated: 3-21-03 Published: 12-2-02
Status: In-Progress

A nice, calm camping trip with best friends. Sounds innocent enough, right? Well, you're assuming a lot.

Riddikulus

2003-03-06T08:14:21-08:00

Author: Jack Ichijouji
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Severus S. & Remus L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,070, Reviews: 13 Published: 3-6-03
Status: In-Progress

Set during PoA, Snape confronts his boggart, and remembers the first time he faced one.

Prince Charming

2003-02-24T12:26:13-08:00

Author: Jack Ichijouji
Category: Dragon Ball Z
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Trunks & Marron
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,605, Reviews: 7 Published: 2-24-03
Status: In-Progress

The long courting ritual of a couple, from the first kiss to the second, seventeen years later.

Karaoke Night

2003-02-18T13:18:59-08:00

Author: Jack Ichijouji
Category: Dragon Ball Z
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Bulma & Vegeta
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,060, Reviews: 2 Published: 2-18-03
Status: In-Progress

Vegeta is ignorant of Valentine's. Krillin is feeling romantic. And another wants to see his beloved. The song-fic to end all song-fics. An uber song-fic, if you will.

Other Cultures

2003-01-04T20:16:50-08:00

Author: Jack Ichijouji
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Humor
Pairing: Harry P. & Ginny W.
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,917, Reviews: 29 Updated: 1-4-03 Published: 4-27-02
Status: In-Progress

Suddenly, those with a higher magical ancestry are stricken with a sudden speech impediment. Who is behind it? And how did I change the entire plot of this story in one chapter?

Saiyan Claus

2002-12-17T15:57:27-08:00

Author: Jack Ichijouji
Category: Dragon Ball Z
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Fantasy
Pairing: Bulma & Vegeta
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,562, Reviews: 11 Published: 12-17-02
Status: In-Progress

It's not Vegeta's fault he attacked some intruder and broke his leg. It's also not his fault that said intruder just happened to be Father Christmas.

Of Contraceptives and Snogging

2002-12-11T18:39:58-08:00

Author: Jack Ichijouji
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Ron W. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 6, Words: 7,686, Reviews: 161 Updated: 12-11-02 Published: 10-20-02
Status: In-Progress

Ron tells the story of how he went from a Potions lesson to snogging his best friend in just three days.

Life and Death

2002-11-13T16:27:53-08:00

Author: Jack Ichijouji
Category: Dragon Ball Z
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Chi-Chi & Vegeta
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,684, Reviews: 15 Published: 11-13-02
Status: In-Progress

When Chi-Chi stands on the edge of ending it all, an unlikely hand reaches out and pulls her back.

The Legacy of James: Onyx Eyes

2002-11-13T13:05:11-08:00

Author: Jack Ichijouji
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Sci-Fi
Pairing: James P. & James P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,532, Reviews: 11 Published: 11-13-02
Status: In-Progress

An aside to What is Family, which one should read before looking at this. This tells the tail (pun intended) of how James Potter came to become James Potter.

Deathdays

2002-10-05T05:09:35-08:00

Author: Jack Ichijouji
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Draco M. & Draco M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,200, Reviews: 24 Published: 10-5-02
Status: In-Progress

Draco attends Nick's Deathday Party and meets someone he'd never expect.

In the Cards

2002-10-01T15:11:27-08:00

Author: Jack Ichijouji
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Hermione G. & Ron W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,827, Reviews: 14 Published: 10-1-02
Status: In-Progress

Sequel to What If? Ron decides to seek guidance from the Tarot and...

The Scapegoat

2002-09-12T14:31:25-08:00

Author: Jack Ichijouji
Category: Dragon Ball Z
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Bulma & Vegeta
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,411, Reviews: 5 Published: 9-12-02
Status: In-Progress

Sequel to I Hate Winter. When even Capsule Corporation can't afford to feed and house him, what is the Saiyan Prince to do?

I Hate Winter

2002-08-20T06:46:06-08:00

Author: Jack Ichijouji
Category: Dragon Ball Z
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Bulma & Vegeta
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,617, Reviews: 7 Published: 8-20-02
Status: In-Progress

A Bulma/Vegeta friendship fic... in which next to no romance takes place. Well, maybe a little.

What If?

2002-08-02T19:04:47-08:00

Author: Jack Ichijouji
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Harry P. & Ginny W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,557, Reviews: 30 Published: 8-2-02
Status: In-Progress

Harry prepares himself mentally for Ginny as Ginny does the same for Harry

It's All Been Done"--R/H Style

2002-05-02T15:18:03-08:00

Author: Jack Ichijouji
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Parody
Pairing: Hermione G. & Ron W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 173, Reviews: 21 Published: 5-2-02
Status: In-Progress

Just a filk to a certain Barenaked Ladies song starring my favourite couple. Well, one of them anyway.

Dear Ginny

2002-03-03T19:05:47-08:00

Author: Jack Ichijouji
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Harry P. & Ginny W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,465, Reviews: 29 Published: 3-3-02
Status: In-Progress

H/G fluff, with some mentioning of R/Hr. Read it, review.