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The Most Hilarious Game

2009-07-01T14:43:39-08:00

Author: Elodie the Scribe
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Horror
Pairing: Edward
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,054, Reviews: 21 Published: 7-1-09
Status: In-Progress

The male characters get their revenge on those who write horrible fanfiction, with my help of course. Bad fanfiction makes me angry, so this is pretty violent.

Nephrite's Story

2009-06-29T11:54:39-08:00

Author: Elodie the Scribe
Category: Cats
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Adventure
Chapters: 6, Words: 3,761, Reviews: 7 Published: 6-29-09
Status: Complete

An awful Mary Sue salvaged from the depths of my old documents. Enjoy flaming this piece of crap: a young stray is chased away by her evil father to the Jellicles, until the time comes when she must confront her father.

Going Up

2009-05-13T17:36:46-08:00

Author: Elodie the Scribe
Category: Star Trek: 2009
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Spock
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,665, Reviews: 6 Published: 5-13-09
Status: In-Progress

You end up with the weirdest people on elevators. Spock romance, but not who you think.

Forget Me Not

2008-12-03T18:49:52-08:00

Author: Elodie the Scribe
Category: Batman Begins/Dark Knight
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Family/Drama
Pairing: Joker
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,577, Reviews: 3 Published: 12-3-08
Status: Complete

On the night he disguises hostages as his minions and pits two ferries against each other, the Joker gets a very unlikely visitor...

A New Name

2008-11-21T14:10:55-08:00

Author: Elodie the Scribe
Category: Batman Begins/Dark Knight
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Joker
Chapters: 1, Words: 757, Reviews: 5 Published: 11-21-08
Status: Complete

In this oneshot, Katfight has something to say to her boys... really important to people who like reading the 'Katfight' parodies!

Clowns Have Problems, Too

2008-09-17T18:12:18-08:00

Author: Elodie the Scribe
Category: Batman Begins/Dark Knight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 734, Reviews: 4 Published: 9-17-08
Status: Complete

We meet the Katfight who lives in Gotham...and proves that the Joker CAN get annoyed. Expect weirdness...

The Adventures of Katfight

2008-09-05T21:30:22-08:00

Author: Elodie the Scribe
Category: Batman Begins/Dark Knight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,427, Reviews: 6 Published: 9-5-08
Status: Complete

Warning: very AU and weird. Diane Kyle, Catwoman's daughter, doesn't want anything to do with anything femme fatale. But when the Joker threatens her community, she becomes...Katfight! Very campy and strange . MIGHT continue it...

The Joker and the Chocolate Factory

2008-08-12T09:30:41-08:00

Author: Elodie the Scribe
Category: Batman Begins/Dark Knight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 7, Words: 6,238, Reviews: 27 Updated: 8-12-08 Published: 8-8-08
Status: Complete

Sequel to "Batman of Oz", although you may not have to read that one to understand this. The Joker opens a chocolate factory, gets five teens in there, and forces the other villains and me to be his 'assistants'.

Just Not Right

2008-08-07T18:21:17-08:00

Author: Elodie the Scribe
Category: Batman Begins/Dark Knight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,259, Reviews: 9 Published: 8-7-08
Status: Complete

A fangirl is inserted into her favorite Joker fantasy...but in a very unexpected way.

That Tough Girl

2008-08-06T18:36:14-08:00

Author: Elodie the Scribe
Category: Batman Begins/Dark Knight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 948, Reviews: 32 Published: 8-6-08
Status: Complete

The scenario where a girl has confronted the Joker at the party is fast becoming cliche. Here's what would happen if a girl REALLY decided to try and stop him. Uh, kinda...

Batman of Oz

2008-08-05T17:20:45-08:00

Author: Elodie the Scribe
Category: Batman Begins/Dark Knight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,999, Reviews: 17 Published: 8-5-08
Status: Complete

So...what happens when the characters and I get together to reenact the old classic, "Wizard of Oz"? Joker-y goodness, Rachel bashing, and very weird humor. Enjoy!

The REAL Mary Sue

2008-07-30T18:36:45-08:00

Author: Elodie the Scribe
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,411, Reviews: 4 Published: 7-30-08
Status: In-Progress

A parody of all those stories where a girl is sent into Middle-earth along with a Mary Sue. Very OC, somewhat rant-y.

The Stolen Heartbeat

2008-07-21T09:10:53-08:00

Author: Elodie the Scribe
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Adventure/Angst
Chapters: 8, Words: 6,055, Reviews: 9 Updated: 7-21-08 Published: 7-4-08
Status: In-Progress

When Angelus turned Buffy into a vampire, he expected her to fall under his control, not for her to rise up against him alongside Spike. Sprusilla, mild Spuffy. Rated M for torture and hints of nonconsensual sex.

Breaking Point, Part Deux

2008-07-07T10:36:22-08:00

Author: Elodie the Scribe
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Friendship
Pairing: Buffy S. & Spike
Chapters: 1, Words: 612, Reviews: 1 Published: 7-7-08
Status: Complete

Sequel to "Breaking Point". Buffy talks with Spike about how immensely his treatment of her has changed. Don't worry, it's Spuffy. Revised ending. Set mid-season six.

Breaking Point

2008-07-06T11:10:53-08:00

Author: Elodie the Scribe
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Family
Pairing: Buffy S. & Dawn S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 435, Reviews: 4 Published: 7-6-08
Status: Complete

Buffy confronts Dawn on the way she's treated her. Set mid-season six.