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Supernatural

2009-09-14T01:16:26-08:00

Author: Clear Plastic
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Horror/Romance
Pairing: Bella & Edward
Chapters: 12, Words: 30,502, Reviews: 491 Updated: 9-14-09 Published: 9-15-08
Status: In-Progress

Bella talks to the dead. Or rather, the dead talk to her. She's the one that all ghosts go to when they need help to 'move on'. So what happens when she meets an exceedingly attractive ghost in her new home who, apparently, doesn't want her help?

Atonement

2009-07-06T07:11:17-08:00

Author: Clear Plastic
Category: Chronicles of Narnia
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Family
Pairing: Susan Pevensie
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,480, Reviews: 13 Published: 7-6-09
Status: In-Progress

Susan Pevensie is a seventy-five year old exhausted woman with a lifetime of pain and regrets. Then, she gets the chance to turn back time. Post TLB Susan fic.

The Nanny

2009-06-21T09:18:00-08:00

Author: Clear Plastic
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Bella & Edward
Chapters: 11, Words: 30,925, Reviews: 607 Updated: 6-21-09 Published: 11-30-08
Status: In-Progress

Bella's thirty and struggling to get a job. When she drunkenly stumbles onto Edward Cullen's doorstep, he mistakes her for a full-time nanny and hires her. But there's two problems: Bella falls hard for Edward and she's the nanny of 8 kids who hate her.

Klutzinator

2009-06-18T09:28:29-08:00

Author: Clear Plastic
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Bella & Edward
Chapters: 3, Words: 11,258, Reviews: 159 Updated: 6-18-09 Published: 6-7-09
Status: In-Progress

Bella is one of those pathetic, perpetually embarrassed poor souls who are destined for a lifetime of trips and accidents. So what havoc will Bella wreak when she becomes a waitress? Involves spilling piping hot liquids on a bronze-haired Adonis's crotch.

Alice In Wonderland

2009-05-05T06:49:12-08:00

Author: Clear Plastic
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Adventure
Pairing: Alice & Jasper
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,351, Reviews: 17 Published: 5-5-09
Status: In-Progress

Alice's one of the four Princesses of Wonderland, when she isn't chosen to be the next Queen, she doesn't mind. But when the other three Princesses are killed, Alice is next and she flees into our world, returning ten years later to reclaim her throne.A/J

The List

2009-04-12T06:39:45-08:00

Author: Clear Plastic
Category: Chronicles of Narnia
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Susan Pevensie
Chapters: 19, Words: 38,455, Reviews: 316 Updated: 4-12-09 Published: 7-26-08
Status: Complete

When a sixty-year-old Susan realizes she is about to die, she makes a list of things to do before she leaves this world. She learns a few lessons about love along the way, and finally confronts her past. *COMPLETE*

Confessions of the Certifiably Insane

2009-04-06T07:06:33-08:00

Author: Clear Plastic
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Bella & Edward
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,552, Reviews: 273 Updated: 4-6-09 Published: 3-21-09
Status: In-Progress

Sequel to CIC. Bella's on cloud nine - she has a stable job, a fantastic best friend, a wonderful relationship with a certain Edward Cullen and even her perpetual clumsiness disappears. Then her perfect world crumbles. Is Edward... cheating?

Cullen International Corporation

2009-03-21T02:44:52-08:00

Author: Clear Plastic
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Bella & Edward
Chapters: 31, Words: 69,796, Reviews: 2374 Updated: 3-21-09 Published: 8-16-08
Status: Complete

Sexiest Man Alive. Most Sucessful Entreprenuer of the Decade. Most Eligible Bachelor of the Year. All of these titles are owned by the devilishly handsome Edward Cullen, and Bella is about to become his assistant. Who knows what might happen? ALL HUMAN.

Insert Witty Title Here

2009-03-12T10:41:11-08:00

Author: Clear Plastic
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Sirius B. & OC
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,243, Reviews: 17 Published: 3-12-09
Status: In-Progress

It's Sirius's last year at Hoggie's. Includes obscene dares, naked teenage boys running amuck, trying to catch house elves at work, crushes on attractive teachers and even taking notice of a certain Harper Collins with fantastic legs... SBOC

Clive, My Old Driving Instructor

2009-01-25T02:32:08-08:00

Author: Clear Plastic
Category: Shopaholic series
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,007, Reviews: 30 Published: 1-25-09
Status: Complete

Becky Bloomwood's first, disastrous driving test. Hilarity guaranteed!

Maybe Someday

2008-11-07T08:43:56-08:00

Author: Clear Plastic
Category: Chronicles of Narnia
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Susan Pevensie
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,404, Reviews: 12 Published: 11-7-08
Status: In-Progress

Just one glance is enough to send a boy irrevocably in love with Queen Susan the Gentle. He becomes a knight in the hopes of catching her eye, and it works. Then, a tragic misunderstanding in the form of a little girl's accusation destroys them both.

Happy Halloween

2008-10-29T20:51:01-08:00

Author: Clear Plastic
Category: Chronicles of Narnia
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Horror
Pairing: Susan Pevensie
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,901, Reviews: 9 Published: 10-29-08
Status: Complete

The little Pevensies celebrate Halloween. Enjoy!

Trick Or Treat

2008-10-14T04:33:46-08:00

Author: Clear Plastic
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Horror
Pairing: Bella
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,847, Reviews: 55 Published: 10-14-08
Status: Complete

Happy Halloween! Everyone loves Halloween, and the Cullens aren't an exception. Join them on a Halloween night gone awry. Includes ridiculous costumes, cleavage, terrified neighborhoods, blonde wigs and a certain haunted house. Lots of fun!

Baby World

2008-10-04T06:08:41-08:00

Author: Clear Plastic
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Family
Pairing: Renesmee C./Nessie
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,753, Reviews: 76 Published: 10-4-08
Status: Complete

Renesmee wonders where babies come from. She decides to ask everyone. Hilarity ensues. Humor/Fluff

Hate That I Love You

2008-09-26T10:49:59-08:00

Author: Clear Plastic
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Bella & Jacob
Chapters: 1, Words: 885, Reviews: 22 Published: 9-26-08
Status: Complete

Ten reasons why Bella hates that she loves Jacob all too much. Jacob/Bella.

Ten Little Facts

2008-09-20T01:28:17-08:00

Author: Clear Plastic
Category: Chronicles of Narnia
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Family/Hurt/Comfort
Chapters: 4, Words: 4,310, Reviews: 71 Updated: 9-20-08 Published: 9-5-08
Status: Complete

Ten little known facts about the four Pevensies.

Recognition

2008-08-15T12:26:46-08:00

Author: Clear Plastic
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Mystery
Pairing: Edward & Bella
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,427, Reviews: 45 Updated: 8-15-08 Published: 8-13-08
Status: In-Progress

When Bella loses her memory and everything she ever knew about the Cullen family, Edward has to try to win her heart again. But when Bella's blood sings for another vampire, who knows what could happen?

Sons and Daughters

2008-08-09T09:54:17-08:00

Author: Clear Plastic
Category: Chronicles of Narnia
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Peter Pevensie & Edmund Pevensie
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,282, Reviews: 49 Updated: 8-9-08 Published: 8-2-08
Status: In-Progress

Four ghastly dignitaries from Terebinthia come to Cair Paravel to court each one of the Kings and Queens. Includes wet clothing, four midnight redezvouses, princes who are living proof that it is possible to have an IQ lower than -345 and heavy sarcasm.

Hide and Seek

2008-08-06T09:29:18-08:00

Author: Clear Plastic
Category: Chronicles of Narnia
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Family
Pairing: Lucy Pevensie & Caspian X
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,667, Reviews: 15 Published: 8-6-08
Status: Complete

Lucy had always loved the game 'Hide and Seek'. Lucy/Caspian or Lucian.

Of Squashed Bananas and Burnt Toast

2008-07-22T08:11:04-08:00

Author: Clear Plastic
Category: Chronicles of Narnia
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Edmund Pevensie & Peter Pevensie
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,341, Reviews: 32 Published: 7-22-08
Status: Complete

A five-year-old Edmund and an eight-year-old Peter attempt to make their mother breakfast for her birthday. Humor fic.

The Amulet

2008-07-22T04:29:48-08:00

Author: Clear Plastic
Category: Chronicles of Narnia
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure/Mystery
Pairing: Lucy Pevensie
Chapters: 3, Words: 7,228, Reviews: 19 Updated: 7-22-08 Published: 7-20-08
Status: In-Progress

Lucy's hand neared the blue jewel, and it glowed brightly. Her fingers touched the sapphire for the briefest of moments, and in a flash, she was gone. *Give it a try! You might be surprised.*

First Date

2008-07-20T06:23:54-08:00

Author: Clear Plastic
Category: Chronicles of Narnia
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Lucy Pevensie
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,259, Reviews: 36 Published: 7-20-08
Status: Complete

Lucy goes on her first date. How will Peter, Edmund and Susan react? Chaos ensues.

Glossy

2008-07-17T09:13:54-08:00

Author: Clear Plastic
Category: Chronicles of Narnia
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Family
Pairing: Lucy Pevensie & Susan Pevensie
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,443, Reviews: 13 Published: 7-17-08
Status: Complete

Lucy reflects on the new Susan as she watches her elder sister put on her makeup. Rated T for mild sexual scenes

Babies

2008-07-16T04:57:49-08:00

Author: Clear Plastic
Category: Chronicles of Narnia
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Lucy Pevensie
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,281, Reviews: 50 Published: 7-16-08
Status: Complete

In which Lucy wonders exactly where do babies come from. She decides to ask someone.

Woman's Best Friend

2008-07-14T08:19:32-08:00

Author: Clear Plastic
Category: Chronicles of Narnia
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Susan Pevensie & Lucy Pevensie
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,633, Reviews: 38 Published: 7-14-08
Status: Complete

Lucy gets her... er, period. Post LWW.

I Feel Pretty

2008-07-11T23:20:44-08:00

Author: Clear Plastic
Category: Chronicles of Narnia
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Edmund Pevensie
Chapters: 1, Words: 952, Reviews: 35 Published: 7-11-08
Status: Complete

What happens when you mix Edmund with a corset?

Heavy With Child

2008-07-11T12:44:53-08:00

Author: Clear Plastic
Category: Chronicles of Narnia
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Susan Pevensie & Caspian X
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,748, Reviews: 46 Published: 7-11-08
Status: Complete

Queen Susan is... pregnant!

I Do

2008-07-10T21:40:58-08:00

Author: Clear Plastic
Category: Chronicles of Narnia
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Lucy Pevensie & Susan Pevensie
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,742, Reviews: 20 Published: 7-10-08
Status: Complete

Queen Susan gets married. Lucy's POV. Humor fic. Revised version!

Numb

2008-07-08T10:24:44-08:00

Author: Clear Plastic
Category: Chronicles of Narnia
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Tragedy
Pairing: Susan Pevensie
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,864, Reviews: 20 Published: 7-8-08
Status: Complete

Susan Pevensie is numb. Post TLB

Paint Me Beautiful

2008-07-08T05:34:55-08:00

Author: Clear Plastic
Category: Chronicles of Narnia
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Tragedy
Pairing: Susan Pevensie
Chapters: 1, Words: 977, Reviews: 14 Published: 7-8-08
Status: Complete

Susan puts on her makeup.

Royal Portrait

2008-07-07T09:54:47-08:00

Author: Clear Plastic
Category: Chronicles of Narnia
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Susan Pevensie
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,542, Reviews: 39 Published: 7-7-08
Status: Complete

The four Kings and Queens have their Royal Portrait painted. Chaos ensues. My first fic ever, so be nice!