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From the Corner

2009-11-24T16:51:32-08:00

Author: coffeeonthepatio
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Severus S. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 56, Words: 155,303, Reviews: 2833 Updated: 11-24-09 Published: 9-24-09
Status: In-Progress

While Hermione, seeing her marriage is at a dead-end, moves back to her parents with Rose and Hugo, Snape finds he is no longer alone in his apothecary in Knockturn Alley - her name is Ophelia and she's four. And Ophelia's his.

Acquittal

2009-09-24T10:21:51-08:00

Author: coffeeonthepatio
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Severus S. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 68, Words: 209,216, Reviews: 2893 Updated: 9-24-09 Published: 7-15-09
Status: Complete

Snape, known evil git, is teaching at Hogwarts again when Hermione, Gryffindor Princess and girlfriend of Ron Weasley, returns to finish her 7th year. Feeling alone, she seeks solace somewhere only one other person knows about. ::canon except epilogue.::

Frustration

2009-08-27T15:57:56-08:00

Author: coffeeonthepatio
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Minerva M. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 816, Reviews: 19 Published: 8-27-09
Status: Complete

Minerva McGonagall really wants to kill Severus Snape during him being Headmaster.

Stay with me Sway with me

2009-08-27T15:31:35-08:00

Author: coffeeonthepatio
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Severus S. & N. Tonks
Chapters: 11, Words: 11,390, Reviews: 142 Updated: 8-27-09 Published: 5-31-09
Status: Complete

Nymphadora Tonks is a Hufflepuff 7th year who is attracted to her teacher. Severus Snape is a cold, curious bastard who wants to know what she really looks like. Is a student-teacher-relationship forbidden? Canon-compliant!

She said no

2009-07-12T12:20:06-08:00

Author: coffeeonthepatio
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Albus D. & Minerva M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,041, Reviews: 18 Published: 7-12-09
Status: Complete

Sixty years ago today, I asked her to be my wife. And she said no.

Be Little

2009-07-10T15:52:29-08:00

Author: coffeeonthepatio
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Hermione G. & Severus S.
Chapters: 53, Words: 131,529, Reviews: 1588 Updated: 7-10-09 Published: 4-19-09
Status: Complete

De-aged Harry is adopted by Hermione - the future ambassador for magic in Rome. Somewhere in Italy, a strange man is walking the streets, bearing a remarkable resemblance to one Severus Snape. Will they ever meet? Will love ensue? Almost canon-compliant.

The Fundamental Pleasure of Being Hated

2009-06-26T16:06:20-08:00

Author: coffeeonthepatio
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Pairing: Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,792, Reviews: 25 Published: 6-26-09
Status: Complete

A Severus Snape Soliloquy about why he likes being hated. Not at all depressing - rather funny. M only for one f-word and a few other swear-words. Sorry, couldn't help myself.

Sway

2009-05-29T15:22:43-08:00

Author: coffeeonthepatio
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Severus S. & N. Tonks
Chapters: 1, Words: 604, Reviews: 22 Published: 5-29-09
Status: Complete

Indecent thoughts - student-teacher. Nothing happens. Not yet, anyway. Snape/Tonks. Canon-compliant. R&R!

Ripple

2009-05-14T03:28:57-08:00

Author: coffeeonthepatio
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Family/Romance
Pairing: Severus S. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 34, Words: 77,427, Reviews: 538 Updated: 5-14-09 Published: 3-31-09
Status: Complete

Sequel to Billow. Takes place 10 years after that&Hogwarts is swamped by Weasleys and a James Potter. Between those and his own sons, an irritated Hermione and a portrait, Severus' life isn't that simple...

inadequacy

2009-05-08T15:24:45-08:00

Author: coffeeonthepatio
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Drama
Pairing: Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 966, Reviews: 12 Published: 5-8-09
Status: Complete

The last minutes of Severus Snape in the Headmaster's office.

My crush

2009-05-02T16:13:08-08:00

Author: coffeeonthepatio
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Drama
Pairing: Severus S. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 325, Reviews: 7 Published: 5-2-09
Status: Complete

Because I got kicked in the teeth a lot lately - another weird one-shot. Poetic? Maybe. Read to find out and review to let me know!

Only for her I love

2009-04-30T18:21:45-08:00

Author: coffeeonthepatio
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Severus S. & Lily Evans P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 351, Reviews: 6 Updated: 4-30-09 Published: 4-24-09
Status: Complete

depressed drabble. Almost poetic, says reviewer.

My friend My lover

2009-04-25T16:59:02-08:00

Author: coffeeonthepatio
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Romance
Pairing: Albus D. & Minerva M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 464, Reviews: 14 Published: 4-25-09
Status: Complete

Have you ever talked to a tombstone?

Tempest

2009-04-17T19:07:41-08:00

Author: coffeeonthepatio
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Severus S. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 925, Reviews: 17 Published: 4-17-09
Status: Complete

He finds her in a storm. He cares for her. Birthday present for my besht friend Nicks. Slightly AU. Only ever so slightly.

Elysium

2009-04-16T19:33:37-08:00

Author: coffeeonthepatio
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Friendship
Pairing: Severus S. & Lily Luna P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 504, Reviews: 11 Published: 4-16-09
Status: Complete

Severus Snape died in Deathly Hallows. What then? Very short one-shot.

Billow

2009-03-30T03:18:21-08:00

Author: coffeeonthepatio
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Severus S. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 24, Words: 49,979, Reviews: 538 Updated: 3-30-09 Published: 3-8-09
Status: Complete

Snarky Severus Snape is forced back to Hogwarts five years after the fall of the Dark Lord by a desperate Headmistress McGonagall. Transfiguration Professor Granger is less than impressed. Bickering, fights and lots of points lost. Eventual HG/SS.

volauvent

2009-03-15T13:23:54-08:00

Author: coffeeonthepatio
Category: Gilmore Girls
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Family
Pairing: Lorelai G. & Emily G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 807, Reviews: 6 Published: 3-15-09
Status: Complete

Set sometimes after the end of the series - Emily and Lorelai talk about a little girls birthday party. Just a bit of fun, really.

Newlyweds and the Wicked Witch of the West

2009-03-11T17:13:07-08:00

Author: coffeeonthepatio
Category: Gilmore Girls
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Emily G. & Richard G.
Chapters: 100, Words: 245,828, Reviews: 493 Updated: 3-11-09 Published: 11-3-08
Status: Complete

They have just returned from their honeymoon and real life awaits them. No crossover, just one witch who always disliked Emily...

when

2009-01-14T16:45:56-08:00

Author: coffeeonthepatio
Category: Gilmore Girls
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Family
Pairing: Emily G. & Lorelai G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 630, Reviews: 8 Published: 1-14-09
Status: Complete

Emily contemplates her relationship to Lorelai - and to Richard. ONESHOT. R&R, please!

Emily and Family

2008-11-30T12:23:13-08:00

Author: coffeeonthepatio
Category: Gilmore Girls
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Family/Drama
Pairing: Emily G. & Lorelai G.
Chapters: 41, Words: 99,377, Reviews: 158 Updated: 11-30-08 Published: 10-7-08
Status: Complete

Emily and Richard are finally grandparents again - but is the marriage of the parents of their grandchildren as good as it seems?

mater dolorosa surgit

2008-10-06T15:49:07-08:00

Author: coffeeonthepatio
Category: Gilmore Girls
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Tragedy
Pairing: Emily G. & Lorelai G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,711, Reviews: 3 Published: 10-6-08
Status: Complete

Third part of the latin-phrased-titled-stories. Can all be read individually. Emily decides that she stayed in bed long enough after Lorelai left. R&R!

Paul and Bingo are still kicking

2008-10-06T11:27:21-08:00

Author: coffeeonthepatio
Category: Gilmore Girls
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Lorelai G. & Emily G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 601, Reviews: 8 Published: 10-6-08
Status: Complete

The weird conversation about the deceased members of the Beatles. A bit silly, I know but so what? R&R, please.

mater misericordiae

2008-10-06T10:43:49-08:00

Author: coffeeonthepatio
Category: Gilmore Girls
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Tragedy
Pairing: Richard G. & Emily G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,264, Reviews: 4 Published: 10-6-08
Status: Complete

Richard's thoughts when Emily's depressed in bed after Lorelai leaves. Makes a pair with 'stabat mater dolorosa' but can stand alone as well.

stabat mater dolorosa

2008-10-03T15:02:33-08:00

Author: coffeeonthepatio
Category: Gilmore Girls
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Emily G. & Lorelai G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,514, Reviews: 11 Published: 10-3-08
Status: Complete

Emily just lost her daughter. See how she's coping.

Emily and Emily

2008-09-30T02:35:37-08:00

Author: coffeeonthepatio
Category: Gilmore Girls
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Emily G.
Chapters: 124, Words: 455,426, Reviews: 336 Updated: 9-30-08 Published: 7-24-08
Status: Complete

There are two Emilys. They're related. And alike. And it takes a tragedy to get them together. Life in the Gilmore House, good and bad times. Appearances by Lorelai, Rory, Luke, Kirk, Babette, Miss Patty and Jess. Main focus is E/OC with tons of Richard