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Watchmen in Black

2009-11-18T10:20:52-08:00

Author: Beth Einspanier
Crossover: Men In Black and Discworld
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Sci-Fi
Chapters: 11, Words: 16,660, Reviews: 24 Updated: 11-18-09 Published: 2-3-02
Status: Complete

The result of an idle mind, too much caffeine, and an overall feeling of "What would happen if..." Agents J and L of the MiB hunt a shapeshifting alien in Ankh-Morpork, and enlist the help of the Watch. Naturally, things don't go smoothly. Revised!

Metroid: The One Free Man

2009-07-12T10:26:28-08:00

Author: Beth Einspanier
Crossover: Metroid and Half-Life
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Sci-Fi/General
Chapters: 6, Words: 24,864, Reviews: 23 Updated: 7-12-09 Published: 5-1-09
Status: In-Progress

Samus is hired by a mysterious agent to find someone called the One Free Man, while Gordon Freeman finds himself battling strange alien parasites in one of the new colonies. Can the two put aside their distrust and work towards a common goal? R&R!

Half Life: Anomaly

2009-04-04T22:58:04-08:00

Author: Beth Einspanier
Category: Half-Life
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 524, Reviews: 11 Published: 4-4-09
Status: Complete

Gordon Freeman, smooth operator.

HalfLife: The Movie

2009-03-24T11:02:31-08:00

Author: Beth Einspanier
Category: Half-Life
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Sci-Fi/Horror
Chapters: 6, Words: 36,165, Reviews: 17 Updated: 3-24-09 Published: 10-29-08
Status: In-Progress

On May 16, 2009, the Black Mesa Research facility was caught in a resonance cascade event during a routine experiment. What happened during the Black Mesa incident can finally be told... *experimental* Please review! Chapter 6 now up!

Solitude

2009-01-11T20:14:20-08:00

Author: Beth Einspanier
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Friendship
Pairing: Shikamaru N. & Temari
Chapters: 1, Words: 685, Reviews: 2 Published: 1-11-09
Status: Complete

Shikamaru thinks he wants to be alone after the death of his sensei, but Temari has other ideas. Shika/Tema, companion to "What You Need". Spoilers and character death.

What You Need

2008-12-25T17:53:11-08:00

Author: Beth Einspanier
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Friendship
Pairing: Kakashi H. & Kurenai Y.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,258, Reviews: 8 Published: 12-25-08
Status: Complete

Kurenai is an emotional wreck after the death of her lover, and she turns to Kakashi for comfort. But how can he give her what she needs when she doesn't even know herself? Light Kaka/Kure. Asu/Kure. Spoilers. Rated T for safety.

Little Matchmakers

2008-12-06T16:01:19-08:00

Author: Beth Einspanier
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Shino A. & Hinata H.
Chapters: 2, Words: 5,269, Reviews: 22 Updated: 12-6-08 Published: 11-28-08
Status: Complete

While helping his injured teammate Hinata, Shino must face his growing feelings for her. If only his kikai would butt out... ShinoHina.

Half Life: Flash Point

2008-11-26T23:19:37-08:00

Author: Beth Einspanier
Category: Half-Life
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,436, Reviews: 8 Published: 11-26-08
Status: Complete

Alyx invites Gordon to spar with her in the training room, but he might have other things in mind... One-shot.

Half Life: Gravity

2008-10-10T14:03:50-08:00

Author: Beth Einspanier
Category: Half-Life
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,173, Reviews: 4 Published: 10-10-08
Status: Complete

A brief vignette taking place between Half Life 2: Episode 2 and the upcoming Episode 3. Episode 2 spoilers. Alyx can't keep up her brave Resistance Fighter face and turns to Gordon for comfort. My first HL fic.

CSI: Death by Chocolate

2006-09-03T01:04:32-08:00

Author: Beth Einspanier
Crossover: CSI and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Mystery/Fantasy
Pairing: Gil G.
Chapters: 16, Words: 27,727, Reviews: 150 Updated: 9-3-06 Published: 8-20-05
Status: Complete

CSICharlie and the Chocolate Factory DeppMovie crossover. A young man is found in the desert, having been drowned in chocolate. Who would want him dead, and what does he have to do with a reclusive chocolatier from London?

The Adventure of the Melancholy Bride

2006-08-31T18:20:04-08:00

Author: Beth Einspanier
Category: Book X-overs
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Mystery/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,723, Reviews: 2 Published: 8-31-06
Status: In-Progress

Victor Frankenstein is long dead, but Sherlock Holmes gets a visitor who suggests that Mary Shelley's classic horror story has not yet reached its end.

PostMortem

2006-04-06T17:23:00-08:00

Author: Beth Einspanier
Category: X-overs
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Mystery/Supernatural
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,010, Reviews: 11 Published: 4-6-06
Status: In-Progress

Sherlock Holmes' most difficult case begins... seventy years after his own death. And he doesn't even believe in ghosts...

Cinderella Undercover

2004-07-23T19:26:51-08:00

Author: Beth Einspanier
Category: Fairy Tales
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Fantasy
Chapters: 12, Words: 29,117, Reviews: 39 Updated: 7-23-04 Published: 3-12-04
Status: In-Progress

What if Ian Fleming of 007 fame rewrote a well-known fairy tale? It might go a little something like this... [Chapter 11 now up!]

The Adventure of the Grasping Ghost

2004-03-05T19:37:25-08:00

Author: Beth Einspanier
Category: Sherlock Holmes
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Mystery/Romance
Chapters: 13, Words: 23,015, Reviews: 70 Updated: 3-5-04 Published: 11-28-03
Status: In-Progress

Sherlock Holmes investigates reports of a lecherous spirit haunting a country bed-and-breakfast... and he can't quite seem to avoid a certain young woman. [FINISHED!] R&R!

The Detective and the Diplomat

2003-11-14T19:10:00-08:00

Author: Beth Einspanier
Crossover: Discworld and Sherlock Holmes
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Mystery/General
Chapters: 22, Words: 32,075, Reviews: 82 Updated: 11-14-03 Published: 2-13-03
Status: In-Progress

Two mysteries. Two of the greatest minds in the multiverse. One variable. Oh bugger... Sherlock Holmes - Discworld crossover FINISHED!

Disc Wars Episode 6

2003-08-31T19:06:34-08:00

Author: Beth Einspanier
Category: Discworld
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Humor
Chapters: 22, Words: 35,838, Reviews: 84 Updated: 8-31-03 Published: 11-21-02
Status: In-Progress

The conclusion of the famed Disc Wars trilogy; Darth Vetinari has a new and more dangerous weapon - but can our heroes find the man who can stop it before the Empire does? [FINISHED!] R&R!

Such a Simple Case

2002-11-11T18:34:59-08:00

Author: Beth Einspanier
Category: Sherlock Holmes
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Mystery/Romance
Chapters: 14, Words: 18,646, Reviews: 63 Updated: 11-11-02 Published: 7-14-02
Status: In-Progress

Holmes finds himself puzzling over a string of burglaries... and over the victim of one of them. [FINISHED!] R&R

Disc Wars Episode 5

2002-09-16T18:39:19-08:00

Author: Beth Einspanier
Category: Discworld
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Humor
Chapters: 16, Words: 43,372, Reviews: 45 Updated: 9-16-02 Published: 6-1-02
Status: In-Progress

The continuation of part one of the middle trilogy of a parody of a sci-fi epic! Now, in actual chapters! [Finished!] R&R, please.

Chance Encounter: a vignette

2002-04-11T20:34:36-08:00

Author: Beth Einspanier
Category: Sherlock Holmes
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,332, Reviews: 33 Published: 4-11-02
Status: In-Progress

Sometimes the short answer says more than the long answer...

Sea of Troubles

2002-03-08T20:25:34-08:00

Author: Beth Einspanier
Category: Discworld
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 11,297, Reviews: 12 Published: 3-8-02
Status: In-Progress

UPDATED! [slightly] Have fixed problem with footnotes. A strange woman with unusual powers is being hunted by Something Very Bad. Who is she? Can she defeat her enemy? And... why Ponder?!

Golden Arrows

2002-02-24T20:11:21-08:00

Author: Beth Einspanier
Category: Greek Mythology
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 26,494, Reviews: 9 Published: 2-24-02
Status: In-Progress

A woman recovering from a painful breakup finds that the gods can work in mysterious ways.

Disc Wars - Episode 4

2002-02-09T20:07:36-08:00

Author: Beth Einspanier
Category: Discworld
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 34,608, Reviews: 11 Published: 2-9-02
Status: In-Progress

Okay, picture George Lucas' best-known science fiction epic. Add the settings and characters of the Discworld. Season with humorous references to taste. Serves one website. [Was in Crossovers.]

A Real Pain in the Neck

2002-02-06T20:02:48-08:00

Author: Beth Einspanier
Category: Discworld
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Supernatural/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 554, Reviews: 10 Published: 2-6-02
Status: In-Progress

Lancre - the country where six impossible things can happen to you before breakfast. Even so, getting beheaded can be really annoying, even if you're already dead...