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20 Ways to Annoy Marcus

2009-11-02T20:23:06-08:00

Author: The.New.Jigsaw.Accomplice
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 17, Words: 10,170, Reviews: 58 Updated: 11-2-09 Published: 5-9-09
Status: In-Progress

Just me, Annoying the most bored character in Twilight. Now added to the story; Annoying the Cullens into INSANITY :D Rated T for language.

No Hope To Spare

2009-10-30T22:19:41-08:00

Author: The.New.Jigsaw.Accomplice
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Bella & Edward
Chapters: 13, Words: 8,181, Reviews: 182 Updated: 10-30-09 Published: 4-10-09
Status: In-Progress

Bella Swan is a bullied girl at Forks High. She is beat up by the none other, Edward Cullen and his gang. Rated T for language. BxE All human

My Unexpected Kid

2009-09-27T14:52:23-08:00

Author: The.New.Jigsaw.Accomplice
Category: Saw
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 629, Reviews: 2 Published: 9-27-09
Status: In-Progress

Amanda had only one sister, Kylee. They helped each other out in a life of abuse. As adults, they split apart. After Kylee and her husbund die in a accident, they leave Amanda with their only child. How will this turn out when Amanda gets Saved?

What Freddy Can't Handle

2009-08-10T08:47:21-08:00

Author: The.New.Jigsaw.Accomplice
Category: A Nightmare on Elm Street
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 454, Reviews: 5 Published: 8-10-09
Status: Complete

Bailey think's Freddy's laugh is hilarious. Freddy doesn't. Rated T for swearing

How I react to being in a Saw movie

2009-07-01T09:37:13-08:00

Author: The.New.Jigsaw.Accomplice
Category: Saw
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,079, Reviews: 5 Published: 7-1-09
Status: Complete

This is how retarted it would be of Jigsaw and John Kramer to have me and my friends actually be in Saw 5.

Kira's Birthday Story

2009-06-25T16:41:28-08:00

Author: The.New.Jigsaw.Accomplice
Category: A Nightmare on Elm Street
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 293, Reviews: 2 Published: 6-25-09
Status: Complete

Freddy and Bailey make a birthday party for Kira. :P

An Old Tale From Old Grandma Bailey

2009-06-20T17:55:11-08:00

Author: The.New.Jigsaw.Accomplice
Category: Friday the 13th
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 767, Reviews: 5 Published: 6-20-09
Status: In-Progress

Old Grandma Bailey tells a story about her younger days with Jason. Involves potatoes. Rated T

If Jason were a Hippo

2009-06-07T17:48:02-08:00

Author: The.New.Jigsaw.Accomplice
Category: Friday the 13th
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 508, Reviews: 3 Published: 6-7-09
Status: In-Progress

Ever wondered what it would be like if Jason were a hippo? Read to find out..

Sending Bella To Zimbabwe

2009-04-26T17:23:39-08:00

Author: The.New.Jigsaw.Accomplice
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 333, Reviews: 8 Published: 4-26-09
Status: Complete

I send Bella to Zimbabwe. Rated T for language. Bella bashing sort of. Enjoy :D