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Rent A Gun

2009-08-30T00:43:10-08:00

Author: Azrael-013
Category: Wrestling
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Chris Sabin & Alex Shelley
Chapters: 3, Words: 8,658, Reviews: 12 Updated: 8-30-09 Published: 8-26-09
Status: In-Progress

The Motor City Machine Guns have advertised their company to anybody with cash to burn, but with the clients they attract they get more than they bargained for. Rated M15 for twisted humor and lots of profanity.

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies?

2009-06-28T05:00:00-08:00

Author: Azrael-013
Category: Pride and Prejudice
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,116, Reviews: 4 Published: 6-28-09
Status: In-Progress

Dealing with the pitfalls of family, society and romance is challenging enough for a young woman in 19th century England without zombies around. Rated T for humor and language.

The Impromptu Road Trip 2

2009-05-26T05:44:32-08:00

Author: Azrael-013
Category: Wrestling
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 4, Words: 17,212, Reviews: 22 Updated: 5-26-09 Published: 3-27-08
Status: In-Progress

They’re at it again, although this time it’s a race between two teams to get to the finish line. Egos are on the line, underhanded tricks will be played, and nothing is too sacred. Rated T for humor, language and the usual amount of stupidity.

The Great Creative Sabotage 2: Knockouts vs Divas

2009-04-12T05:35:31-08:00

Author: Azrael-013
Category: Wrestling
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,045, Reviews: 3 Published: 4-12-09
Status: In-Progress

It’s the ultimate chick brawl – the Knockouts versus the Divas! Who will triumph? Who will crumble? Expect hair weaves, fake nails and silicone to fly. T-13 for humor and language.

Very Good

2009-02-08T03:59:07-08:00

Author: Azrael-013
Category: Dynasty Warriors
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 7, Words: 14,575, Reviews: 16 Updated: 2-8-09 Published: 10-25-05
Status: In-Progress

Even the greatest strategists had to start from somewhere, and Sima Hui's tutelage is the place. But with a mess of differing traits, egos and great minds of these budding geniuses, how can things be anything but anarchic? T13 for humor and language.

Outbid, Outbought, Outthought and Outfought

2009-01-04T06:49:59-08:00

Author: Azrael-013
Category: Wrestling
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,375, Reviews: 10 Published: 1-4-09
Status: Complete

One shot. With nudie pics of Vickie Guerrero having popped up on eBay, it bafflingly gets a more than a few hits and bids from interested parties. T for humor and language.

The Impromptu Road Trip

2007-06-29T16:05:30-08:00

Author: Azrael-013
Category: Wrestling
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 19, Words: 46,294, Reviews: 164 Updated: 6-29-07 Published: 9-7-04
Status: In-Progress

[Complete] Eight of the guys are randomly stuck at an airport due to flight complications. The only way they can get to the next show is by driving there. Will they survive the trip with each other? PG13 for humor, language and abstract stupidity.

The Fellowship of the Squared Circle, I Mean Ring

2006-09-03T02:11:17-08:00

Author: Azrael-013
Category: Wrestling
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 14, Words: 45,786, Reviews: 80 Updated: 9-3-06 Published: 11-30-04
Status: In-Progress

[Repost.] In a crazed quest to beat respect into the Free Folk of Middle-Fed-Earth, the Dark Lord Undertaker fashioned a Ring. A mismatched Fellowship sets off to stop him. Rated M for humor and language.

The Great Creative Sabotage

2006-05-30T04:10:18-08:00

Author: Azrael-013
Category: Wrestling
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 6,789, Reviews: 13 Updated: 5-30-06 Published: 3-6-06
Status: In-Progress

Hired by an unknown employer, a fan and her assembled team of elite crackpots attempt to do what should have done long before, infiltrate the WWE Creative Team. PG13 for humor and language.

Earning Those Stripes

2006-01-26T04:03:38-08:00

Author: Azrael-013
Category: Wrestling
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 3, Words: 5,729, Reviews: 15 Updated: 1-26-06 Published: 11-10-05
Status: In-Progress

Fed up with being a loser, Ryan Masters is prepared to train, study, lie, cheat, kissup and more, all to fulfill his lifelong dream… to become a WWE referee! T13 for humor and language.

Ano?

2005-08-14T17:24:29-08:00

Author: Azrael-013
Category: Wrestling
Language: Filipino, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,144, Reviews: 8 Published: 8-14-05
Status: Complete

[One Shot] There is no summary… mainly because I don’t know what the hell ‘summary’ is in Filipino and I have lost my dictionary. T13 for a few bad words in English and Filipino and foreign language randomness.

The Great Diva Sabotage

2005-08-08T16:15:40-08:00

Author: Azrael-013
Category: Wrestling
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 6, Words: 22,798, Reviews: 57 Updated: 8-8-05 Published: 6-22-05
Status: Complete

[Complete] Another year, another Diva Search, and WWE gains more eye candy than merit. Well one diva has frankly had enough and enlists the help of a fan to aid her. T13 for humor and language.

The Mary Sue Extermination Agency

2005-06-22T04:49:43-08:00

Author: Azrael-013
Category: X-overs
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Parody
Chapters: 5, Words: 7,572, Reviews: 27 Updated: 6-22-05 Published: 4-30-05
Status: In-Progress

In a bid to rid fanfiction of Mary Sues the Agency was born. Um, yeah, that’s pretty much it; read on. T-13 mostly for cynicism and language.

From the Desk of Eugene Dinsmore

2005-06-18T14:06:19-08:00

Author: Azrael-013
Category: Wrestling
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Fantasy
Chapters: 6, Words: 10,983, Reviews: 46 Updated: 6-18-05 Published: 9-9-04
Status: In-Progress

To everybody else Eugene may come off simple-minded, but underneath that head of curly hair is an intelligence few would suspect. PG-13 for humor and language.

codename divas

2005-05-14T04:39:31-08:00

Author: Azrael-013
Category: Wrestling
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 3, Words: 9,328, Reviews: 31 Updated: 5-14-05 Published: 2-25-05
Status: In-Progress

AU, and a parody of a parody. Three female former convicts have been given a second chance as elite, undercover operatives. PG-13 for humor, language, violence, and possible rip-offs.

An Infestation

2004-09-18T20:31:16-08:00

Author: Azrael-013
Category: Wrestling
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,124, Reviews: 28 Published: 9-18-04
Status: Complete

[One Shot.] In a bizarre twist of events wrestlers find longlost daughters, never before heard of sisters and a slew of other female relations infesting the arenas of WWE. PG13 for humor and language.