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It's Called Rejection, Sweetheart

2009-09-05T05:08:23-08:00

Author: ocicat
Twilight
English, Rated: T
Humor/Parody
Edward & Bella
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,620, Reviews: 21, Complete

Edward decides that he liked living girls. There ensues a bitchfest. Read and review. A one shot, No longer!

I am not a VAMPIRE

2009-07-10T05:30:12-08:00

Author: ocicat
Twilight
English, Rated: T
Parody/Humor
Bella & Edward
Chapters: 9, Words: 12,039, Reviews: 69, In-Progress

Twilight parody. They're all human, but Bella still gets the idea that Edward is a vampire and she won't let it drop... It gets way better after the first chapter.

Forks Lick

2009-04-17T20:56:40-08:00

Author: ocicat
Twilight
English, Rated: T
Parody/Humor
Bella
Chapters: 1, Words: 864, Reviews: 2, In-Progress

Shona goes to Forks and freaks everyone out...

A Volley of Shots

2009-02-14T21:09:50-08:00

Author: ocicat
Twilight
English, Rated: T
Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 655, Reviews: 4, In-Progress

What shall become a group of my random one and two shots. Story 1: In Italy.

The Ordered Phoenix

2009-01-12T06:03:15-08:00

Author: ocicat
Harry Potter
English, Rated: T
Parody/Humor
Harry P.
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,586, Reviews: 16, In-Progress

A parody of the Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix movie. Very Random.

Die, Bella, Die!

2008-12-20T00:46:59-08:00

Author: ocicat
Twilight
English, Rated: T
Humor/General
Edward & Bella
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,871, Reviews: 31, In-Progress

Something happens to Bella, all because she thought that Edwards voice sounds like felt... And now, in the second chap, Edward dies too.

The Meadow

2008-12-11T23:57:47-08:00

Author: ocicat
Twilight
English, Rated: K
Parody/Humor
Bella & Edward
Chapters: 3, Words: 1,885, Reviews: 52, Complete

A parody of when Bella and Edward went to the meadow in Twilight. Please read. Three SHOT?

The Studio Retold!

2008-12-11T01:49:28-08:00

Author: ocicat
Twilight
English, Rated: K+
Parody/Humor
Edward & Bella
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,694, Reviews: 23, In-Progress

A fabulous retelling of the Ballet Studio chapter in Twilight... Funny. please R&R second chap: The Cinema retold!

Meeting the Cullens

2008-12-04T03:42:43-08:00

Author: ocicat
Twilight
English, Rated: T
Humor/Parody
Bella & Edward
Chapters: 1, Words: 724, Reviews: 10, Complete

A parody of when Bella meets the Cullen family. One Shot. Ocicat. Oh, and, please do read and review.

Twilight the concise version

2008-11-26T03:30:20-08:00

Author: ocicat
Twilight
English, Rated: K+
Humor/Parody
Bella & Edward
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,003, Reviews: 6, Complete

The title pretty much says it all. Bella's first day, basically. please R & R.

Cullen Counselling

2008-11-24T03:53:52-08:00

Author: ocicat
Twilight
English, Rated: T
Humor/Parody
Edward & Emmett
Chapters: 3, Words: 2,206, Reviews: 45, In-Progress

Edward and Emmett need to deal with their issues. Just a bit of funny fluff that popped into my head. Please R&R. No longer a one shot...

What about the sacrificed bite?

2008-10-16T04:28:12-08:00

Author: ocicat
Twilight
English, Rated: K
Humor/Parody
Bella & Edward
Chapters: 1, Words: 485, Reviews: 7, Complete

Remember when Edward eats that pizza in Twilight? Well, Bella asks him to explain what happened to the sacrificed bite. PLease R & R. ONE SHOT

Glittering Faeces?

2008-10-11T17:38:15-08:00

Author: ocicat
Twilight
English, Rated: K+
Humor/Parody
Bella & Edward
Chapters: 1, Words: 485, Reviews: 14, Complete

What happens when Bella mis-hears something that Edward says? A twilight parody of when Bella of Edward are at the meadow. Well, I think it's funny! PLease R&R. ONE SHOT