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Snakes on a Plane

2009-06-16T09:28:21-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Misc. Movies
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Adventure/Mystery
Chapters: 1, Words: 304, Reviews: 20 Published: 6-16-09
Status: Complete

The sun leaves Antartica behind and the Snakes try to leave in a plane!

The Accidental Virus

2009-06-14T09:14:29-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Half-Life
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Supernatural/Sci-Fi
Chapters: 1, Words: 167, Reviews: 7 Published: 6-14-09
Status: Complete

Accidently in the science Lab and VIRUS!

House

2009-06-13T06:11:12-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Sci-Fi/Suspense
Pairing: G. House
Chapters: 1, Words: 165, Reviews: 21 Published: 6-13-09
Status: In-Progress

House cannot House inside House House!

HalfLife

2009-06-12T12:15:38-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Half-Life
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Suspense/Sci-Fi
Chapters: 1, Words: 129, Reviews: 9 Published: 6-12-09
Status: Complete

Gordon Freeman tries to make a Science, but a black hole instead!

Halloween Town

2009-06-12T12:14:57-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Halloween Town
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Adventure/Family
Chapters: 1, Words: 89, Reviews: 7 Published: 6-12-09
Status: Complete

Pumpkins fight back!

Covenant

2009-06-12T12:14:07-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Covenant
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Supernatural/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 106, Reviews: 3 Published: 6-12-09
Status: Complete

The people want Covenant Powers!

Halo

2009-06-12T11:35:39-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Halo
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Crime
Pairing: Master Chief/John-117 & Arbiter
Chapters: 1, Words: 118, Reviews: 6 Published: 6-12-09
Status: Complete

Master Chief wants to shine like the Sun, but Arbiter makes it the stealing!

Ninja Turtles

2009-06-12T11:28:08-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Ninja Turtles
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Tragedy/Sci-Fi
Chapters: 1, Words: 106, Reviews: 8 Published: 6-12-09
Status: In-Progress

The pollution of outside goes down Sewer!

Russia Day

2009-06-12T11:04:35-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Hetalia - Axis Powers
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Crime
Pairing: Russia & America
Chapters: 1, Words: 236, Reviews: 12 Published: 6-12-09
Status: Complete

Russia absorbs all the countries!

The Liverpol Birds

2009-06-12T11:03:16-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Across the Universe
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Suspense/Tragedy
Chapters: 4, Words: 538, Reviews: 11 Published: 6-12-09
Status: Complete

The Liverpol Birds make their flight off Big Ben!

Glitch City

2009-06-10T09:32:02-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Pokemon
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Sci-Fi/Supernatural
Pairing: Ash K./Satoshi & Pikachu
Chapters: 1, Words: 263, Reviews: 6 Published: 6-10-09
Status: In-Progress

MissingNo transforms the glitch!

Sim City

2009-06-09T13:56:52-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Sims
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Supernatural/Sci-Fi
Chapters: 1, Words: 82, Reviews: 7 Published: 6-9-09
Status: Complete

The Sims to rebellion!

Danube to the Island

2009-06-09T13:56:17-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Allo Allo!
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Crime/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 258, Reviews: 1 Published: 6-9-09
Status: Complete

The Englands try to make a stealing at America!

Star Trek

2009-05-29T06:38:35-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Star Trek: 2009
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Sci-Fi/Fantasy
Pairing: J. Kirk
Chapters: 1, Words: 52, Reviews: 10 Published: 5-29-09
Status: Complete

The ship must dodge the meteors or a crash!

Rush Hour

2009-05-29T06:37:33-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Rush Hour
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Tragedy/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 86, Reviews: 7 Published: 5-29-09
Status: Complete

Of jam the cars, then a Traffic Jam!

Wallflower

2009-05-29T06:36:35-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Wallflower
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Adventure/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 173, Reviews: 7 Published: 5-29-09
Status: Complete

A Flower makes a grow from its Wall!

Wolf's Rain

2009-05-29T06:35:49-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Wolf's Rain
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Suspense
Chapters: 1, Words: 102, Reviews: 8 Published: 5-29-09
Status: Complete

It makes a raining of Wolves!

Gravitation

2009-05-29T06:34:47-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Gravitation
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Sci-Fi/Crime
Chapters: 1, Words: 133, Reviews: 4 Published: 5-29-09
Status: Complete

The Earth laughs at the Moons not gravity!

Penny Lane

2009-05-29T06:30:59-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Across the Universe
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 299, Reviews: 16 Published: 5-29-09
Status: Complete

ABBA makes a stealing of The Beatles fans!

Strawberry Fields Forever

2009-05-28T15:04:09-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Across the Universe
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Adventure/Mystery
Chapters: 1, Words: 108, Reviews: 11 Published: 5-28-09
Status: Complete

I got an annoy emailings from Sgt Pepper, to say take down stories of Beatles, so a writing more! The Beatles make a stealing of Strawberries from the Field!

Power Rangers

2009-05-28T15:00:43-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Power Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Suspense/Sci-Fi
Chapters: 1, Words: 117, Reviews: 6 Published: 5-28-09
Status: Complete

Of Power the Rangers, but of Rangers the Power?

The Legend of Zelda

2009-05-28T14:59:22-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Legend of Zelda
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Crime/Family
Pairing: Zelda & Link
Chapters: 1, Words: 140, Reviews: 6 Published: 5-28-09
Status: Complete

Zelda gets kidnap!

The Computer

2009-05-17T04:50:41-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Pokemon
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Sci-Fi/Crime
Pairing: Ash K./Satoshi & Prof. Samuel O./Prof. Yukinari O.
Chapters: 1, Words: 205, Reviews: 17 Published: 5-17-09
Status: Complete

Ash has too many Pokemon and has to put away to the Computer!

We are the Pirates

2009-05-17T04:49:51-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Lazytown
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Crime/Suspense
Pairing: Stephanie & Sportacus
Chapters: 1, Words: 199, Reviews: 5 Published: 5-17-09
Status: Complete

Pirates make their sail in to LazyTown!

Eurovision Song Contest 2009

2009-05-17T04:47:38-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: TV X-overs
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Suspense
Chapters: 11, Words: 1,673, Reviews: 5 Updated: 5-17-09 Published: 5-8-09
Status: In-Progress

And of course, that the ending can only make its finish when the contest actually happens.

Kindergarten Cop

2009-05-17T04:46:47-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Misc. Movies
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Suspense/Crime
Chapters: 1, Words: 95, Reviews: 3 Published: 5-17-09
Status: Complete

Of not the Category?

Losing the Magics

2009-05-13T14:30:58-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Spiritual
Pairing: Harry P. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 229, Reviews: 14 Published: 5-13-09
Status: Complete

Harry Potter makes a losing of his Magics!

Harvest Moon

2009-05-12T09:55:43-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Harvest Moon
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Sci-Fi/Crime
Chapters: 1, Words: 173, Reviews: 6 Published: 5-12-09
Status: Complete

The Sun gets Astronauts to make their harvest at Moon!

Alien vs Predator

2009-05-12T09:09:14-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Aliens/Predator
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Sci-Fi/Suspense
Chapters: 1, Words: 115, Reviews: 4 Published: 5-12-09
Status: Complete

Aliens to try to destory Earth, but Predator to a hunting animals!

Broken Sky

2009-05-10T14:07:29-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Broken Sky
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Crime
Chapters: 1, Words: 91, Reviews: 1 Published: 5-10-09
Status: Complete

Clouds to fall the sky!

Atonement

2009-05-10T14:06:45-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Atonement
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Adventure/Tragedy
Pairing: Briony T. & Robbie T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 142, Reviews: 6 Published: 5-10-09
Status: Complete

And so I got a sending of request to do of this story, so here is!

World of Warcraft

2009-05-10T14:05:41-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Warcraft
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 153, Reviews: 7 Published: 5-10-09
Status: Complete

Nerds try to make a stealing of the Internet!

Hannah Montana

2009-05-09T07:09:51-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Hannah Montana
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Crime/Family
Pairing: Hannah M./Miley S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 148, Reviews: 7 Published: 5-9-09
Status: Complete

Hannah Montana uses the moon to make her singing of the goodly!

Jump In

2009-05-09T07:06:08-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Jump In!
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Suspense
Chapters: 1, Words: 84, Reviews: 3 Published: 5-9-09
Status: Complete

Izzy make a jumping, but jumpings are for girls!

Thomas the Tank Engine

2009-05-09T07:03:54-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Thomas the Tank Engine
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Crime
Chapters: 1, Words: 83, Reviews: 4 Published: 5-9-09
Status: Complete

Electric Trains make a coals obselete!

Waterloo

2009-05-09T07:01:56-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Waterloo Road
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Crime/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 135, Reviews: 7 Published: 5-9-09
Status: Complete

Napoleon tries to make a taking of the Swedens!

Maple Story

2009-05-08T15:31:21-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Maple Story
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 72, Reviews: 4 Published: 5-8-09
Status: Complete

Snails take over the island!

Inside the Drawings

2009-05-08T15:27:00-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Drawn to Life
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Supernatural
Pairing: Chef Cookie & Jowee
Chapters: 1, Words: 137, Reviews: 2 Published: 5-8-09
Status: Complete

This story is set in the actual Drawn to Life universe, and so makes a different from my other story

Drawn to Life

2009-05-08T15:22:55-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Drawn to Life
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Tragedy/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 108, Reviews: 5 Published: 5-8-09
Status: Complete

Drawing on the giant DS!

Carebears

2009-05-08T15:05:05-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Care Bears
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 169, Reviews: 3 Published: 5-8-09
Status: Complete

The Carebears up the rainbow to find the pot of gold.

Ben 10

2009-05-08T15:04:14-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Ben 10
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Crime
Pairing: Ben T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 112, Reviews: 3 Published: 5-8-09
Status: Complete

Ben 10 makes transforming to the Goo!

Hairspray

2009-05-08T15:03:19-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Hairspray
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Tragedy/Suspense
Chapters: 1, Words: 135, Reviews: 6 Published: 5-8-09
Status: Complete

The Hairspray danubes around the room!

Alvin and the Chipmunks

2009-05-08T15:01:31-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Alvin and the chipmunks
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 130, Reviews: 7 Published: 5-8-09
Status: Complete

Alvin has been hanging around with the gangs...

Tokyo Tornado

2009-05-08T14:59:42-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Tokyo Mew Mew
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 145, Reviews: 3 Published: 5-8-09
Status: Complete

Mew has to make stopping of Godzilla!

The Da Vinci Code

2009-05-07T09:08:00-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Da Vinci Code
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Supernatural/Sci-Fi
Chapters: 2, Words: 337, Reviews: 8 Published: 5-7-09
Status: Complete

Leonardo Da Vinci tries to make a skandal on Jesus!

Camp Rock

2009-05-07T09:06:43-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Camp Rock
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Crime
Chapters: 1, Words: 123, Reviews: 22 Published: 5-7-09
Status: Complete

The Jonases try to hypnotise all children!

Kommissar Rex

2009-05-07T09:05:50-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Inspector Rex/Kommissar Rex
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Crime
Pairing: Rex
Chapters: 1, Words: 112, Reviews: 2 Published: 5-7-09
Status: Complete

Rex to the Dinosaur School?

Danube to the Stars

2009-05-07T09:03:25-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Allo Allo!
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Sci-Fi
Chapters: 1, Words: 284, Reviews: 2 Published: 5-7-09
Status: Complete

The Englands are tired at being confuse with America!

Yellow Submarine

2009-05-02T07:43:45-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Across the Universe
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Adventure/Crime
Chapters: 1, Words: 161, Reviews: 15 Published: 5-2-09
Status: Complete

Is really basing on the movie Yellow Submarine, but there is no Catergory for this. Set in the wonderful City of Liverpol

Great Expectations

2009-04-30T10:15:21-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Great Expectations
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Mystery/Adventure
Chapters: 6, Words: 766, Reviews: 7 Published: 4-30-09
Status: Complete

The Expectations made in their greatness!

Futurama

2009-04-30T10:14:27-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Futurama
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Friendship/Sci-Fi
Pairing: Bender R. & Fry, P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 125, Reviews: 7 Published: 4-30-09
Status: Complete

Bender rejects the floppy Disk!

Pinnocchio

2009-04-30T10:11:35-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Misc. Movies
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Suspense
Chapters: 1, Words: 224, Reviews: 3 Published: 4-30-09
Status: Complete

Why is there no Category for this?

The Wonderful Month of May

2009-04-21T11:47:41-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: August Rush
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Drama
Chapters: 3, Words: 324, Reviews: 5 Published: 4-21-09
Status: Complete

April tries to make the stay Calenders!

Butterfly Effect

2009-04-21T10:41:18-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Butterfly Effect
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Spiritual/Sci-Fi
Chapters: 1, Words: 112, Reviews: 4 Published: 4-21-09
Status: Complete

Of the Time Maschine?

Happy Feet

2009-04-21T10:38:10-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Happy Feet
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Sci-Fi/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 84, Reviews: 5 Published: 4-21-09
Status: Complete

Happy Feet to make a dancing!

The Brothers Grim

2009-04-21T10:35:25-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Brothers Grim
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 80, Reviews: 5 Published: 4-21-09
Status: Complete

Of a story create but not create the story!

Across the Universe

2009-04-18T08:32:15-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Across the Universe
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Crime
Chapters: 1, Words: 84, Reviews: 13 Published: 4-18-09
Status: Complete

The Beatles find some unexpected companies...

Shadow Pikachu

2009-04-18T08:08:29-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Pokemon
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Crime/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 131, Reviews: 5 Published: 4-18-09
Status: Complete

Shadow Pikachus!

World of Danube

2009-04-18T07:59:56-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Crossover: Harry Potter and Mamma Mia!
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Adventure/Mystery
Chapters: 1, Words: 206, Reviews: 4 Published: 4-18-09
Status: Complete

Mamma Mia/Harry Potter Crossover

The Bible

2009-04-18T07:25:50-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Bible
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Spiritual/Tragedy
Chapters: 13, Words: 3,081, Reviews: 43 Updated: 4-18-09 Published: 12-21-08
Status: In-Progress

This time I writing a fanfic of a story everyone's heard of!

A Clockwork Orange

2009-04-18T06:45:03-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: A Clockwork Orange
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Crime/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 161, Reviews: 11 Published: 4-18-09
Status: Complete

Alex gets his free will taken away

Earthbound

2009-04-18T06:43:57-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Earthbound
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Adventure/Sci-Fi
Pairing: Ness
Chapters: 1, Words: 81, Reviews: 4 Published: 4-18-09
Status: In-Progress

Ness finds the meteor...

Fourth of July

2009-04-18T06:42:30-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Misc. Movies
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Adventure/Sci-Fi
Chapters: 1, Words: 105, Reviews: 4 Published: 4-18-09
Status: Complete

Why is there no Category for Independence Day?

Constantine

2009-04-18T06:41:15-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Constantine
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 72, Reviews: 3 Published: 4-18-09
Status: Complete

There are many demons to fly the sky!

Sky Captain and the World of Tommorow

2009-04-18T06:40:33-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Sci-Fi/Crime
Chapters: 1, Words: 160, Reviews: 1 Published: 4-18-09
Status: Complete

Sky Captain has to stop the ark!

Dragonball Village

2009-04-09T03:19:45-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Dragon Ball
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Family/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 99, Reviews: 3 Published: 4-9-09
Status: Complete

Village of the Dragonballs...

Pushing Daises

2009-04-08T10:52:44-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Pushing Daisies
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Supernatural/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 90, Reviews: 4 Published: 4-8-09
Status: Complete

OH NO INSEKTEN!

Lazytown

2009-04-08T10:50:25-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Lazytown
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Crime/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 119, Reviews: 9 Published: 4-8-09
Status: Complete

They try to cut off internets so the lazys make an active! You say my stories made innapropriate for children! Well this one is about Lazytown, so many appropriates!

Phantom of the Opera

2009-04-08T10:39:38-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Phantom of the Opera
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Friendship/Crime
Chapters: 1, Words: 80, Reviews: 10 Published: 4-8-09
Status: Complete

Opera Phantom shoots all the rich people!

A Series of Unfortunate Events

2009-04-08T10:29:41-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Series Of Unfortunate Events
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Tragedy/Family
Pairing: Violet B. & Klaus B.
Chapters: 2, Words: 237, Reviews: 4 Published: 4-8-09
Status: In-Progress

Oh no! Is unlucky on the calendar!

Sonic's Birthday

2009-04-06T14:13:18-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Sonic the Hedgehog
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Friendship
Pairing: Sonic & Tails
Chapters: 1, Words: 75, Reviews: 7 Published: 4-6-09
Status: Complete

Tails makes a gift of chocolates, but of the decision making chocolate!

Super Smash Brothers

2009-04-06T14:10:05-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Super Smash Brothers
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Crime/Tragedy
Pairing: Bowser & Mario
Chapters: 1, Words: 89, Reviews: 4 Published: 4-6-09
Status: Complete

Bowser makes more turtles.

Robin Hood

2009-04-06T14:08:14-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Robin Hood
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 83, Reviews: 4 Published: 4-6-09
Status: Complete

Robin Hood to make a light bulb idea!

Jumper

2009-04-05T14:28:40-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Jumper
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 194, Reviews: 4 Published: 4-5-09
Status: Complete

To a jumpings holiday!

The Mystery Machine

2009-04-01T14:23:20-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Scooby Doo
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Horror
Pairing: Scooby Doo & Velma
Chapters: 1, Words: 132, Reviews: 4 Published: 4-1-09
Status: In-Progress

Was driving down the road

Cars

2009-04-01T14:12:22-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Cars
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Sci-Fi/General
Pairing: Lightning
Chapters: 1, Words: 45, Reviews: 6 Published: 4-1-09
Status: Complete

The flying cars, of the land cars to be obselete!

The Last Unicorn

2009-04-01T14:10:17-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Last Unicorn
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 85, Reviews: 4 Published: 4-1-09
Status: Complete

Because Unicorns made extinct!

Kung Fu Panda

2009-04-01T14:02:40-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Kung Fu Panda
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Crime
Chapters: 1, Words: 135, Reviews: 10 Published: 4-1-09
Status: Complete

Kung Fu Panda shall no control the forest any more!

April Fools

2009-04-01T09:28:07-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Pokemon
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Mystery/Adventure
Pairing: Ash K./Satoshi & Pikachu
Chapters: 1, Words: 119, Reviews: 2 Published: 4-1-09
Status: Complete

April Fools!

Prison Break

2009-03-28T15:59:47-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Prison Break
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Crime
Chapters: 1, Words: 81, Reviews: 2 Published: 3-28-09
Status: Complete

To an escaping Prison!

Primeval

2009-03-28T15:58:18-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Primeval
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Sci-Fi/Crime
Pairing: N. Cutter & Abby M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 115, Reviews: 3 Published: 3-28-09
Status: Complete

A portal makes its appearance!

The Letter

2009-03-26T13:00:03-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: James Bond
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 81, Reviews: 3 Published: 3-26-09
Status: Complete

James Bond so a recieving Letter!

Dinotopia

2009-03-25T15:24:49-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Dinotopia
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Crime
Chapters: 1, Words: 56, Reviews: 1 Published: 3-25-09
Status: Complete

Humans make a crash island but Dinosaurs want to catching!

The Raven

2009-03-25T15:23:38-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Edgar Allan Poe
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 81, Reviews: 3 Published: 3-25-09
Status: Complete

The Raven is being hunted!

Danube to America

2009-03-25T15:23:01-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Allo Allo!
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 67, Reviews: 5 Published: 3-25-09
Status: Complete

The Englands danube to America

Mission Impossible

2009-03-24T10:36:54-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Mission: Impossible
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Crime
Chapters: 1, Words: 61, Reviews: 3 Published: 3-24-09
Status: Complete

An impossible mission...

Torchwood

2009-03-24T10:34:04-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Torchwood
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Spiritual/Supernatural
Pairing: Jack H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 75, Reviews: 4 Published: 3-24-09
Status: Complete

Of the Torchwood base but the Tardis makes its danube!

Tarzan

2009-03-24T10:31:33-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Tarzan
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 69, Reviews: 2 Published: 3-24-09
Status: Complete

Tarzan is a swinging trees!

Big Bang Theory

2009-03-24T10:29:55-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Big Bang Theory
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Spiritual/Family
Chapters: 1, Words: 62, Reviews: 11 Published: 3-24-09
Status: Complete

Creation of a Big Bang

Ghostbusters

2009-03-24T10:29:06-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Ghostbusters
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Crime
Chapters: 1, Words: 59, Reviews: 7 Published: 3-24-09
Status: Complete

To a ghost busting!

Digital Eggs

2009-03-24T09:36:51-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Digimon
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Fantasy
Pairing: Taichi Y./Tai K. & Agumon
Chapters: 1, Words: 118, Reviews: 2 Published: 3-24-09
Status: Complete

Tai and Mattstock to the eggs!

Internet

2009-03-24T09:35:30-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Tron
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Sci-Fi/Crime
Chapters: 1, Words: 66, Reviews: 2 Published: 3-24-09
Status: Complete

Binary of Tron!

The Flowers

2009-03-24T09:33:40-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Harry P. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 154, Reviews: 7 Published: 3-24-09
Status: Complete

Is Hermione's Birthday, but Harry can no win her love!

Trading Places

2009-03-24T09:32:35-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Pokemon
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Fantasy
Pairing: Ash K./Satoshi & Pikachu
Chapters: 1, Words: 95, Reviews: 3 Published: 3-24-09
Status: Complete

Of the places to trade, but of a trading places?

The Curse of the Book

2009-03-24T09:31:17-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Death Note
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Tragedy/Crime
Pairing: Light Y.
Chapters: 1, Words: 189, Reviews: 4 Published: 3-24-09
Status: Complete

Light Yumaki gets send to jail!

The Music Destroyer

2009-03-23T14:22:44-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Mr. Holland's Opus
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Fantasy
Chapters: 2, Words: 222, Reviews: 6 Updated: 3-23-09 Published: 2-3-09
Status: Complete

If Mr.Holland cant enjoy the musics, no one can!

Quantam of Solace

2009-03-21T14:12:09-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: James Bond
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Crime
Chapters: 1, Words: 65, Reviews: 5 Published: 3-21-09
Status: Complete

James Bond creates his spying

Beethoven

2009-03-21T12:23:26-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Misc. Movies
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Spiritual/Crime
Chapters: 13, Words: 1,370, Reviews: 5 Published: 3-21-09
Status: Complete

Is for the movie Beethoven, but does no have a category! Tell me please if you know of better category for this

Tron

2009-03-21T11:12:58-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Troy
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Sci-Fi/Crime
Chapters: 1, Words: 63, Reviews: 2 Published: 3-21-09
Status: Complete

The computer games make it's attack!

Cats

2009-03-19T14:15:25-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Cats
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Crime
Chapters: 1, Words: 66, Reviews: 11 Published: 3-19-09
Status: Complete

Neighbours are annoyed at the cats to sing!

Tintin

2009-03-19T14:14:45-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Adventures of Tintin
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Crime/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 75, Reviews: 8 Published: 3-19-09
Status: Complete

The news people send Tintin to film a bomb!

King Kong

2009-03-19T14:13:59-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: King Kong
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 78, Reviews: 2 Published: 3-19-09
Status: Complete

The planes to the annoyance of Kong!

Watership Down

2009-03-19T14:13:22-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Watership Down
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Crime
Chapters: 1, Words: 127, Reviews: 4 Published: 3-19-09
Status: Complete

The rabbits to a cement mixer down the rabbit hole!

We Will Rock You

2009-03-19T14:12:01-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: We Will Rock You
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Adventure/Tragedy
Pairing: Killer Queen
Chapters: 2, Words: 192, Reviews: 4 Published: 3-19-09
Status: Complete

Freddie Mercury bannes the use of petrol accidently!

Doctor Who

2009-03-18T11:54:55-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Sci-Fi/Crime
Pairing: 11th Doctor & Rose T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 184, Reviews: 8 Published: 3-18-09
Status: Complete

Is the tale of a Time Lord...

Ping Pong

2009-03-13T05:58:34-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Pong
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Mystery
Chapters: 1, Words: 84, Reviews: 6 Published: 3-13-09
Status: Complete

Everyone to play of ping pong, but the game creates its own boring!

Unlucky Day

2009-03-13T05:22:37-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Pokemon
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Fantasy
Pairing: Ash K./Satoshi & Meowth/Nyarth
Chapters: 1, Words: 132, Reviews: 2 Published: 3-13-09
Status: Complete

Days of the unlucky!

Benjamin Button

2009-03-11T11:58:11-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Adventure/Crime
Pairing: Daisy & Benjamin B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 92, Reviews: 15 Published: 3-11-09
Status: Complete

Benjamin and Daisy have an argument

The Fifth Element

2009-03-11T11:55:25-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Fifth Element
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 135, Reviews: 4 Published: 3-11-09
Status: Complete

The elements need to make a saving world!

Animal Crossing

2009-03-11T11:53:21-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Animal Crossing
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Tragedy/Crime
Chapters: 1, Words: 147, Reviews: 4 Published: 3-11-09
Status: Complete

The humans are build tarmac upon the city!

The Pill

2009-03-11T11:51:54-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Osmosis Jones
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Crime
Chapters: 1, Words: 55, Reviews: 2 Published: 3-11-09
Status: Complete

Much of madness pill!

Pirate Treasure

2009-03-11T11:46:24-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Adventure
Pairing: Jack S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 86, Reviews: 2 Published: 3-11-09
Status: Complete

The treasure made a sparkle gold!

The Rays of Rayman

2009-03-11T11:41:15-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Rayman
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Fantasy
Chapters: 3, Words: 262, Reviews: 2 Published: 3-11-09
Status: Complete

Purple Lums to takeover!

Cinderella

2009-03-07T05:13:29-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Cinderella
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Crime
Chapters: 1, Words: 91, Reviews: 6 Published: 3-7-09
Status: Complete

The fairy doesn't help Cinderella at all...

Pearl Harbor

2009-03-07T05:12:05-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Pearl Harbor
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Adventure/Tragedy
Chapters: 2, Words: 242, Reviews: 9 Published: 3-7-09
Status: Complete

America puts Japan on the moon!

Rocky

2009-03-07T04:55:05-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Rocky
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Adventure/Mystery
Chapters: 1, Words: 101, Reviews: 4 Published: 3-7-09
Status: Complete

Rocky makes a discovery!

Ice Age

2009-03-07T04:53:54-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Ice Age
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Tragedy/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 68, Reviews: 22 Published: 3-7-09
Status: Complete

Diego goes a rampage!

Animal House

2009-03-07T04:50:59-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: National Lampoon
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Supernatural
Chapters: 1, Words: 60, Reviews: 1 Published: 3-7-09
Status: Complete

The house made a filling animals!

West Side Story

2009-03-07T04:50:21-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: West Side Story
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Crime/Western
Chapters: 1, Words: 91, Reviews: 6 Published: 3-7-09
Status: Complete

Tony made a shooting Sharks!

Bolt the Wonderdog

2009-02-16T10:56:54-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Bolt
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Adventure
Chapters: 2, Words: 472, Reviews: 17 Published: 2-16-09
Status: Complete

I actually got request to make a writing this one.

Equilibrium

2009-02-15T08:24:36-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Equilibrium
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Supernatural
Chapters: 1, Words: 86, Reviews: 2 Published: 2-15-09
Status: Complete

Everyone are addicted to drugs!

Robocop

2009-02-15T08:23:52-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Robocop
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Crime/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 61, Reviews: 9 Published: 2-15-09
Status: Complete

The Robocop finds bad electrics!

Tennis

2009-02-15T08:23:00-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Wimbledon
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Suspense
Chapters: 1, Words: 93, Reviews: 1 Published: 2-15-09
Status: Complete

The ball does not co-operate!

Honey I shrunk the Kids

2009-02-15T08:22:17-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Honey I shrunk the kids
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Tragedy/Crime
Chapters: 1, Words: 98, Reviews: 4 Published: 2-15-09
Status: Complete

Accidently

Adventures of a Dinosaur

2009-02-15T08:21:37-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Godzilla
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Fantasy/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 63, Reviews: 1 Published: 2-15-09
Status: Complete

Godizlla to stomp the city!

Ant Nest

2009-02-15T08:20:52-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: A Bugs Life
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 116, Reviews: 6 Published: 2-15-09
Status: Complete

The insects go too far...

Tango the Night

2009-02-15T08:19:58-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Dirty Dancing
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Crime
Chapters: 1, Words: 79, Reviews: 2 Published: 2-15-09
Status: Complete

The dancers are jealous of the dancing skills!

The Matrix

2009-02-15T08:18:34-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Matrix
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Crime/Fantasy
Pairing: Neo
Chapters: 1, Words: 74, Reviews: 3 Published: 2-15-09
Status: Complete

Neo turns a slave to the machine!

Valentines Day

2009-02-15T08:17:50-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Harry P. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 106, Reviews: 11 Published: 2-15-09
Status: Complete

Forgot to make a posting yesterday.

Tinkerbell

2009-02-13T04:00:34-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Tinkerbell
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Crime
Chapters: 1, Words: 75, Reviews: 4 Published: 2-13-09
Status: Complete

Tinkerbell gets captured!

Friday the 13th

2009-02-13T03:59:13-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Friday the 13th
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Tragedy/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 86, Reviews: 6 Published: 2-13-09
Status: Complete

Is Friday the 13th and so story!

Transformers

2009-02-12T12:59:11-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Transformers
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Fantasy
Pairing: Optimus Prime & Megatron
Chapters: 1, Words: 82, Reviews: 7 Published: 2-12-09
Status: Complete

The people are capture in their cars and a robot!

Madagascar

2009-02-09T13:15:26-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Madagascar
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 67, Reviews: 5 Published: 2-9-09
Status: Complete

Pollution of toxic waste to claim the island!

Pulp Fiction

2009-02-09T11:15:32-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Pulp Fiction
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Adventure/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 54, Reviews: 5 Published: 2-9-09
Status: Complete

Vincent and Jules to stand on the minefield

High School Musicals

2009-02-09T11:05:58-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: High School Musical
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Drama
Pairing: Troy B. & Gabriella M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 109, Reviews: 9 Published: 2-9-09
Status: Complete

So Troy and Gabrielle get rated by the judges

The Treasure

2009-02-09T10:50:14-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Indiana Jones
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Suspense
Chapters: 1, Words: 71, Reviews: 2 Published: 2-9-09
Status: Complete

Indiana Jones try to stealing treaure, but the cave so a detection!

Jaws

2009-02-09T09:57:59-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Jaws
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Mystery/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 86, Reviews: 2 Published: 2-9-09
Status: Complete

Fisher boat to try and catch Jaws!

ET

2009-02-09T09:57:21-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Crime/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 84, Reviews: 1 Published: 2-9-09
Status: Complete

Elliot find an Alien but the FBI a stealing!

Tick Tock

2009-02-09T09:56:10-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: London's Burning
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 74, Reviews: 2 Published: 2-9-09
Status: Complete

So a clouds to come and rain fire!

Kenny's Revenge

2009-02-08T09:36:53-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: South Park
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Crime/Tragedy
Pairing: Kenny M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 104, Reviews: 9 Published: 2-8-09
Status: Complete

Kenny is mad at everyone and goes a rampage!

Bambi

2009-02-07T14:18:05-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Disney
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 83, Reviews: 6 Published: 2-7-09
Status: Complete

Bambi and Thumper go to a Forest.

Mary Poppins

2009-02-07T06:12:34-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Mary Poppins
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Adventure/Supernatural
Chapters: 1, Words: 71, Reviews: 3 Published: 2-7-09
Status: Complete

Mary Poppins uses her umbrella to fly but plane!

Jeanny

2009-02-07T06:04:06-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: I Dream of Jeannie
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Adventure/Mystery
Chapters: 1, Words: 77, Reviews: 4 Published: 2-7-09
Status: Complete

The bottle to roll but people want wishes!

Peter Pan

2009-02-07T05:51:04-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Peter Pan
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Fantasy
Pairing: Peter Pan & Wendy D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 74, Reviews: 2 Published: 2-7-09
Status: Complete

Peter Pan to fly the sky

Dinosaur Rampage

2009-02-07T05:42:46-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Jurassic Park
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Mystery
Chapters: 1, Words: 75, Reviews: 4 Published: 2-7-09
Status: Complete

The dinosaurs on a rampage!

Planet of the Apes

2009-02-05T14:37:50-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Planet of the Apes
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 109, Reviews: 3 Published: 2-5-09
Status: Complete

Humans are de-volving to monkeys.

Dragon Droppings

2009-02-05T14:31:52-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Inheritance Cycle
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Adventure/Tragedy
Pairing: Eragon S. & Saphira
Chapters: 1, Words: 174, Reviews: 12 Published: 2-5-09
Status: Complete

Eragon did no let dragon go bathroom and now waste leavings to destroy the city.

300

2009-02-05T14:19:23-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: 300
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Horror/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 55, Reviews: 5 Published: 2-5-09
Status: Complete

Rome attacks Sparta and Sprata can no defend!

Chocolate Factory

2009-02-05T14:18:32-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Crime/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 87, Reviews: 4 Published: 2-5-09
Status: Complete

Wonka wonders why his chocolate making into Charlies bag.

The Card

2009-02-04T10:12:53-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Adventure/Mystery
Chapters: 1, Words: 122, Reviews: 2 Published: 2-4-09
Status: Complete

Yugioh find a card and try to construct Dragon!

Captain America

2009-02-04T10:11:56-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Captain America
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Adventure/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 132, Reviews: 4 Published: 2-4-09
Status: Complete

Captain America to make defendings of America!

Romeo and Juliet

2009-02-03T13:36:25-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Shakespeare
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Tragedy/Crime
Chapters: 1, Words: 86, Reviews: 5 Published: 2-3-09
Status: Complete

Romeo love Juliet but families are to fight!

Toy Story

2009-02-03T09:00:36-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Toy Story
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Crime
Chapters: 1, Words: 76, Reviews: 4 Published: 2-3-09
Status: Complete

The toys are on a mission to fly to Mars.

Birdprints

2009-02-02T14:26:31-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Adventure/Mystery
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 98, Reviews: 3 Published: 2-2-09
Status: Complete

Harry has to check-over Hedwig!

Death Note

2009-02-01T10:57:14-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Death Note
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Crime
Pairing: Light Y.
Chapters: 1, Words: 111, Reviews: 7 Published: 2-1-09
Status: Complete

Light steals a book

Losing the Island

2009-02-01T10:40:56-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Lost
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 90, Reviews: 1 Published: 2-1-09
Status: Complete

Where is the Island now?

Oddball

2009-01-28T13:56:05-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: 101/102 Dalmatians
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Mystery
Chapters: 1, Words: 108, Reviews: 6 Published: 1-28-09
Status: Complete

Oddball is odd but she wants to fix it.

Fluffy Coat

2009-01-28T12:13:01-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: 101/102 Dalmatians
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Adventure/Mystery
Chapters: 1, Words: 138, Reviews: 6 Published: 1-28-09
Status: Complete

The doglets turn to coats!

Loch Ness

2009-01-28T12:10:30-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Water Horse
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Fantasy/Supernatural
Chapters: 1, Words: 93, Reviews: 3 Published: 1-28-09
Status: Complete

Angus and Nessie to a swimming but Nessie goes animal

The Wizard of Oz

2009-01-28T11:38:55-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Wizard of Oz
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 105, Reviews: 4 Published: 1-28-09
Status: Complete

Dorthy and Toto to the Yellow Brick Road but the floor a finding.

Planet Earth

2009-01-27T13:40:25-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: The Day The Earth Stood Still
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Spiritual/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 109, Reviews: 9 Published: 1-27-09
Status: Complete

Klaatu and Gorm blow up the Earth!

The Flower

2009-01-16T12:54:53-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Horton Hears a Who
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Crime
Chapters: 1, Words: 116, Reviews: 5 Published: 1-16-09
Status: Complete

Horton again with his Flower.

Inkheart The Book

2009-01-16T10:37:25-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Inkheart
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Adventure/Suspense
Pairing: Meggie F. & Mo F.
Chapters: 1, Words: 70, Reviews: 5 Published: 1-16-09
Status: Complete

Mo does no read from the Book, and bad things happen.

Thank you for the Music

2009-01-16T10:34:12-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Mamma Mia!
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Crime
Chapters: 2, Words: 191, Reviews: 5 Published: 1-16-09
Status: Complete

Sophie to a concert but Abba gets involved!

I am Legend

2009-01-16T10:14:10-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: I Am Legend
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Mystery/Crime
Chapters: 1, Words: 58, Reviews: 6 Published: 1-16-09
Status: Complete

So a cure to find... but a cure to keep?

Hall of Mirrors

2009-01-15T11:43:35-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Tetris
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Adventure
Chapters: 4, Words: 679, Reviews: 2 Published: 1-15-09
Status: In-Progress

For the Tetris King to takeover, but Revolution of the Tetris!

Cloud Nine

2009-01-14T11:18:07-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Crime
Pairing: Harry P. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 9, Words: 896, Reviews: 2 Published: 1-14-09
Status: Complete

So two of my stories to crossover. But which? A thunder storm happen in Hogwarts, but for a special reason.

The Star of Moon and Sun

2009-01-11T08:00:21-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Mario
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Crime
Pairing: Mario
Chapters: 1, Words: 96, Reviews: 3 Published: 1-11-09
Status: Complete

An evil Luma has a plan to destroy Mario forever!

Zorro

2009-01-09T09:42:37-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Zorro
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Adventure/Crime
Chapters: 1, Words: 114, Reviews: 6 Published: 1-9-09
Status: Complete

A practising of swords goes horribly wrong!

Alice in Wonderland

2009-01-05T08:13:50-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Alice in Wonderland
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Western
Pairing: Alice & White Rabbit
Chapters: 1, Words: 71, Reviews: 4 Published: 1-5-09
Status: Complete

Alice is back in Wonderland again!

The Mystery of the Ghosts

2009-01-04T08:35:27-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Sherlock Holmes
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Supernatural/Drama
Chapters: 2, Words: 249, Reviews: 5 Published: 1-4-09
Status: Complete

Sherlock and Watson get a call...

Ratatouille

2009-01-04T08:09:59-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Ratatouille
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Mystery/Sci-Fi
Chapters: 1, Words: 100, Reviews: 10 Published: 1-4-09
Status: Complete

The rat tries to make a cake, but turns into one instead!

Guess Who

2009-01-04T08:09:07-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Guess Who?
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Adventure/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 140, Reviews: 9 Published: 1-4-09
Status: Complete

One gaming board making of a lot of trouble!

Harry's Brom

2008-12-27T14:26:41-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Drama
Pairing: Harry P. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 18, Words: 2,106, Reviews: 21 Updated: 12-27-08 Published: 11-3-08
Status: Complete

Harrys Brom is on the loose crazy!

Matt kill Digimon

2008-12-27T14:11:10-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Digimon
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Supernatural
Pairing: Taichi Y./Tai K. & Agumon
Chapters: 25, Words: 2,888, Reviews: 13 Updated: 12-27-08 Published: 11-3-08
Status: Complete

Matt take revenge against Tai!

The Titanic sinks in Panic

2008-12-27T14:00:29-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Titanic
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Family/Tragedy
Pairing: Bruce I. & Cal H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 180, Reviews: 12 Published: 12-27-08
Status: Complete

The Icebergs Story!

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

2008-12-24T12:21:36-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Adventure/Tragedy
Pairing: Buffy S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 106, Reviews: 3 Published: 12-24-08
Status: Complete

Buffy has too slay one last time...

Eternal Sonata

2008-12-24T11:32:40-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Eternal Sonata
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Supernatural/Crime
Pairing: F. F. Chopin & Polka
Chapters: 2, Words: 246, Reviews: 2 Published: 12-24-08
Status: Complete

The Eternal Sonata

Losing the Fishes

2008-12-24T11:03:19-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Finding Nemo
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Sci-Fi/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 81, Reviews: 5 Published: 12-24-08
Status: Complete

Nemo gets lost yet again!

1984

2008-12-24T10:57:40-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: 1984
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 130, Reviews: 7 Published: 12-24-08
Status: Complete

Big Brother tries to control the world

The Explosion

2008-12-19T09:50:27-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: V for Vendetta
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 80, Reviews: 5 Published: 12-19-08
Status: Complete

V has a new plan...

Mamma Mia

2008-12-19T09:20:45-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Mamma Mia!
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Spiritual/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 191, Reviews: 2 Published: 12-19-08
Status: Complete

Here we go again

Titanic

2008-12-19T09:08:04-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Titanic
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Mystery/Crime
Pairing: Bruce I. & Cal H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 123, Reviews: 14 Published: 12-19-08
Status: Complete

Sinking of a ship...

Moulin Rouge

2008-12-19T09:01:42-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Moulin Rouge
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Family
Pairing: Christian & Toulouse
Chapters: 1, Words: 101, Reviews: 2 Published: 12-19-08
Status: Complete

Moulin Rouge

Much Ado about Something

2008-12-02T11:53:17-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Shakespeare in Love
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Family/Crime
Chapters: 5, Words: 427, Reviews: 4 Published: 12-2-08
Status: Complete

Much Ado about Something

The Scythe

2008-12-02T10:52:48-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Grim and Evil
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 86, Reviews: 2 Published: 12-2-08
Status: Complete

The Scythe causes Destruction!

Camp Lazlo

2008-12-02T10:47:25-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Camp Lazlo
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Family
Chapters: 1, Words: 57, Reviews: 4 Published: 12-2-08
Status: Complete

Slugs cover the camp!

Jungle Book

2008-11-30T13:22:10-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Misc. Movies
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Crime
Chapters: 2, Words: 177, Reviews: 2 Published: 11-30-08
Status: Complete

The Jungle Book

Bear Forest

2008-11-30T11:24:43-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Winnie-the-Pooh
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Supernatural
Chapters: 1, Words: 88, Reviews: 6 Published: 11-30-08
Status: Complete

Forest meets of a suprise!

Robots

2008-11-28T10:17:41-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: WALL-E
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Family/Mystery
Chapters: 1, Words: 62, Reviews: 11 Published: 11-28-08
Status: Complete

Walled collecting of the trash!

The Neverending Story A New Beginning

2008-11-22T10:46:36-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Neverending Story
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Tragedy
Chapters: 6, Words: 795, Reviews: 3 Published: 11-22-08
Status: Complete

A New Beginning for Fantasia!

Spider Web

2008-11-22T09:50:21-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Spider-Man
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 126, Reviews: 3 Published: 11-22-08
Status: Complete

The web is out of control!

The Chronicles of Narnia

2008-11-21T15:25:17-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Chronicles of Narnia
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Spiritual
Pairing: Aslan & Caspian X
Chapters: 5, Words: 438, Reviews: 17 Published: 11-21-08
Status: Complete

The Chronicles must be fulfilled!

Photons blow up the Stadium

2008-11-18T10:32:17-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Sonic the Hedgehog
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Supernatural/Spiritual
Pairing: Sonic
Chapters: 3, Words: 223, Reviews: 1 Published: 11-18-08
Status: Complete

BANG

Twilight

2008-11-18T10:18:48-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Drama
Pairing: Edward & Bella
Chapters: 1, Words: 95, Reviews: 179 Published: 11-18-08
Status: Complete

Twilight vampires!

The Eurovision Song Contest

2008-11-17T10:07:21-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: X-overs
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Tragedy
Chapters: 5, Words: 520, Reviews: 2 Published: 11-17-08
Status: Complete

The Eurovision Song Contest

Spinning Tops

2008-11-17T09:28:10-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Beyblade
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Crime
Pairing: Tyson G./Takao K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 169, Reviews: 2 Published: 11-17-08
Status: Complete

Tyson makes a new blade

Race Track

2008-11-16T12:56:47-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Sonic the Hedgehog
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Crime
Pairing: Shadow & Sonic
Chapters: 1, Words: 109, Reviews: 1 Published: 11-16-08
Status: Complete

Sonic on a track race!

Bridge to Terabithia

2008-11-16T07:29:23-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Bridge to Terabithia
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Family
Chapters: 1, Words: 84, Reviews: 3 Published: 11-16-08
Status: Complete

A Bulldozer over!

The Sound of Music

2008-11-16T05:51:48-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Sound of Music
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Tragedy
Chapters: 7, Words: 1,379, Reviews: 3 Published: 11-16-08
Status: Complete

Terror in Salzburg

Photon Beam

2008-11-16T05:05:04-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Family/Fantasy
Pairing: Anakin S.
Chapters: 2, Words: 155, Reviews: 3 Published: 11-16-08
Status: Complete

Beams of Photons

Eragon

2008-11-03T09:13:31-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Inheritance Cycle
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Spiritual
Pairing: Eragon S. & King Galbatorix
Chapters: 1, Words: 89, Reviews: 16 Published: 11-3-08
Status: Complete

Eragon Dragon makes a rampage!

Conkers Last Fur Day

2008-11-03T09:11:11-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Conker's Bad Fur Day
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Crime
Chapters: 3, Words: 288, Reviews: 4 Published: 11-3-08
Status: Complete

Its the last day

Maja the Bee

2008-11-03T09:09:49-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Misc. Cartoons
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Family
Chapters: 1, Words: 110, Reviews: 1 Published: 11-3-08
Status: Complete

Maja and Willi are making mistake at the hive!

Radioactive Goo

2008-11-03T09:08:34-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Oblongs
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Crime
Chapters: 1, Words: 79, Reviews: 2 Published: 11-3-08
Status: Complete

Goos are loose!

Sonics Boom

2008-11-03T09:07:31-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Sonic the Hedgehog
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Friendship
Pairing: Shadow & Sonic
Chapters: 1, Words: 65, Reviews: 3 Published: 11-3-08
Status: Complete

Sonic makes a Boom!

Inside the Pokeball

2008-11-03T09:05:03-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Pokemon
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Crime
Pairing: Ash K./Satoshi & Meowth/Nyarth
Chapters: 1, Words: 71, Reviews: 6 Published: 11-3-08
Status: Complete

Pikachu in Pokeball!

Crash and Coco

2008-11-03T09:02:08-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Crash Bandicoot
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 96, Reviews: 7 Published: 11-3-08
Status: Complete

Crash and Coco go volcano!

Pikachu

2008-11-03T08:59:32-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Pokemon
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Crime
Pairing: Ash K./Satoshi & Meowth/Nyarth
Chapters: 1, Words: 134, Reviews: 16 Published: 11-3-08
Status: Complete

Pikachu get taken!

Spryo the Dragon

2008-11-03T08:58:14-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Spyro the Dragon
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Crime
Chapters: 1, Words: 121, Reviews: 3 Published: 11-3-08
Status: Complete

Spyro gets thieved!

Matt and Bloo

2008-11-03T08:54:39-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Tragedy
Pairing: Bloo & Coco
Chapters: 1, Words: 99, Reviews: 6 Published: 11-3-08
Status: Complete

Matt and Bloo in the house

Voldemorts Revenge

2008-11-03T08:53:34-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Fantasy/Tragedy
Pairing: Voldemort & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 82, Reviews: 6 Published: 11-3-08
Status: Complete

Harry gets wanded

Sonic final Stand

2008-11-03T08:52:00-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Sonic the Hedgehog
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Adventure
Pairing: Metal Sonic & Sonic
Chapters: 1, Words: 73, Reviews: 5 Published: 11-3-08
Status: Complete

Sonic had a final Stand

Goldfish

2008-11-03T08:50:47-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Fairly Odd Parents
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Tragedy
Pairing: Wanda & Cosmo
Chapters: 1, Words: 78, Reviews: 3 Published: 11-3-08
Status: Complete

Goldfish are in trouble!

Timmy makes a Wish

2008-11-03T08:49:15-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Fairly Odd Parents
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Family
Pairing: Cosmo & Wanda
Chapters: 1, Words: 76, Reviews: 7 Published: 11-3-08
Status: Complete

Timmy makes too many desires

Knuckles and Sonic save the Beach

2008-11-03T08:46:55-08:00

Author: Hans von Hozel
Category: Sonic the Hedgehog
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Adventure
Pairing: Sonic & Knuckles
Chapters: 1, Words: 96, Reviews: 3 Published: 11-3-08
Status: Complete

Knuckles and Sonic have a beach to be saving!