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Schoolyard Mercenary

2009-10-04T10:52:54-08:00

Author: Schizoid Sprite
Category: Boys Before Flowers/꽃보다 남자
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Ga Eul & Yi Jeong
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,478, Reviews: 5 Published: 10-4-09
Status: Complete

Yi Jung goes to the 'battlefield' to see Ga Eul. SoEulmates fluffette.

Home before Midnight

2009-09-29T19:48:16-08:00

Author: Schizoid Sprite
Category: Gundam Wing/AC
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Dorothy C. & Quatre W.
Chapters: 6, Words: 21,799, Reviews: 43 Updated: 9-29-09 Published: 8-24-09
Status: Complete

Quatre is fifteen when he first met sixteen-year-old Dorothy, and she is nine when she met a twenty-year-old Quatre. This is what's normal for them: getting to know each other one day at a time, though not necessarily in chronological order.

Adams and Eves

2009-08-07T20:48:55-08:00

Author: Schizoid Sprite
Category: Gundam Wing/AC
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 13, Words: 4,112, Reviews: 66 Updated: 8-7-09 Published: 6-13-09
Status: In-Progress

--"After God created the world, He made man and woman. Then, to keep the whole thing from collapsing, He invented humor." Humor/friendship ficlets written for 5sentence-fics comm at LJ. Latest installment is 'Miss the Bullseye' 1xR .

Lines Against Circles

2009-07-26T09:24:27-08:00

Author: Schizoid Sprite
Category: Gundam Wing/AC
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Quatre W. & Dorothy C.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,674, Reviews: 4 Published: 7-26-09
Status: In-Progress

4xD “Leaving already, Mr. Winner? The night is still young.” Quatre was well aware that in that la-di-da tone, in Dorothy-speak, the statement was tantamount to "I got you wearing a bullseye on your back tonight—there’s no way you can escape my dart."

Automatic Love Letters

2009-07-16T23:01:31-08:00

Author: Schizoid Sprite
Category: Boys Before Flowers/꽃보다 남자
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Romance
Chapters: 2, Words: 6,334, Reviews: 12 Updated: 7-16-09 Published: 7-12-09
Status: In-Progress

“It’s a brotherly instinct," Yi Jung responded with a one-shouldered shrug. "I heard the Woo Bin nine-one-one alarm going off, so what do you think I should do?” The Casanova attempts to help Don Juan in the latter's post-heartbreak brooding times.

Scissored Kismets

2009-07-06T01:08:13-08:00

Author: Schizoid Sprite
Category: Gundam Wing/AC
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Quatre W. & Dorothy C.
Chapters: 8, Words: 33,173, Reviews: 54 Updated: 7-6-09 Published: 12-26-08
Status: In-Progress

UPDATED. They made no progress, not even reaching a place where a ‘friendship’ signpost was erected. But thanks to that little sexual jape she carelessly broadcasted at Barton’s expense yesterday, Dorothy has to take a shortcut to reach the dating stage.

Social Jet Lags

2009-06-30T02:00:34-08:00

Author: Schizoid Sprite
Category: Gundam Wing/AC
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Quatre W. & Relena P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,007, Reviews: 5 Published: 6-30-09
Status: In-Progress

-“Revenge sure is a dish best served cold, but don’t you think I’m just too…hot I’ll melt it?” Quatre finds Relena crying at the park. 4xR fluffette, the silliest kind. Re-uploaded.

Running from Safety

2009-06-26T23:38:58-08:00

Author: Schizoid Sprite
Category: Gundam Wing/AC
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Quatre W. & Dorothy C.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,939, Reviews: 6 Published: 6-26-09
Status: In-Progress

4xD. "Dorothy, look at me. What do you see?” She stared. She saw a ghost, for a ghost to her was an outward and visible sign of her inward fear. She shook at what she felt: she was afraid of him. One-shot 'remake' of YWH.

Mars and Venus

2009-06-21T10:33:47-08:00

Author: Schizoid Sprite
Category: Gundam Wing/AC
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Chapters: 3, Words: 4,506, Reviews: 18 Updated: 6-21-09 Published: 5-6-09
Status: Complete

Ficlet 3 up: "I can pick up nicer girls, you know—-they’re scattered everywhere! Nicer… and not like someone who’s spitting sharp vogue thrusts at every living thing with clothes on while she herself needs to call someone for a fashion 911.” 4/Dorothy.

Two Truths

2009-06-04T18:54:53-08:00

Author: Schizoid Sprite
Category: Gundam Wing/AC
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Family/General
Pairing: Relena P. & Zechs M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,744, Reviews: 5 Published: 6-4-09
Status: Complete

Relena/Zechs. 'Putting up the lost fragments of her family’s past all by herself is always like building matchstick towers; they all suffer the same fate at one point or another. They fall apart.' Written for Omnicat at gw dark.

Of Bread Crumbs and Flat Daddies

2009-06-04T07:07:33-08:00

Author: Schizoid Sprite
Category: Gundam Wing/AC
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Friendship/Humor
Pairing: Catherine B. & Quatre W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,372, Reviews: 4 Published: 6-4-09
Status: Complete

4/Catherine. "What do you call a child if his parents die?" "An orphan?" "What do you call a wife when her husband passes away?" "A widow." "Then tell me...what do you call a sister when she loses her brother?" Catherine gives Quatre a 'present'.

Trompe L'oeil

2009-06-04T03:04:32-08:00

Author: Schizoid Sprite
Category: Gundam Wing/AC
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Dorothy C. & Trowa B./No-Name
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,935, Reviews: 5 Published: 6-4-09
Status: Complete

3xD Dorothy Catalonia ponders on the analogous nature of her life and the circus. Wanting to understand, she goes to the circus to face a man and learns something about dreams, reality, happiness, and her life as a whole. Written for Ederyn at gw dark.

Tetris

2009-05-24T10:16:33-08:00

Author: Schizoid Sprite
Category: Gundam Wing/AC
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Midii U. & Trowa B./No-Name
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,157, Reviews: 3 Published: 5-24-09
Status: Complete

3xMidii "I can't get out of my past. I'm through with it, but it's not through with me yet." Midii Une, suffering from Mnemophobia, confronts one of her blackest memories in order to banish the rest. Written for theoriginal ist/Lune Solei at gw dark.

Surreal but So Real

2009-03-21T05:10:07-08:00

Author: Schizoid Sprite
Category: Gundam Wing/AC
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Dorothy C. & Quatre W.
Chapters: 2, Words: 9,323, Reviews: 3 Published: 3-21-09
Status: Complete

4xD. Alternate beginnings to "Scissored Kismets".

Conjunction

2009-03-15T06:35:29-08:00

Author: Schizoid Sprite
Category: Gundam Wing/AC
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: L. Noin & Zechs M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,364, Reviews: 4 Published: 3-15-09
Status: Complete

6x9. Zechs approaches Noin for the first time. Set before the series during their Lake Victoria academy times. A very silly fic, possible OOC.

Skylines and Turnstiles

2009-03-06T09:01:01-08:00

Author: Schizoid Sprite
Category: Gundam Wing/AC
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Quatre W.
Chapters: 3, Words: 5,293, Reviews: 15 Updated: 3-6-09 Published: 2-11-09
Status: In-Progress

An anthology all about Quatre Raberba Winner and the people whom he cares about.

Wake Me Up When September Ends

2009-02-25T09:54:03-08:00

Author: Schizoid Sprite
Category: Gundam Wing/AC
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Catherine B. & Trowa B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,938, Reviews: 7 Published: 2-25-09
Status: Complete

Trowa's got a disorder and Quatre's 'punished' by Catherine. Inspired by Audrey Niffenegger's book, 'A Time Traveler's Wife'. The title was actually a song by the band 'Green Day'.

That Slimy Suitor

2009-02-09T09:27:31-08:00

Author: Schizoid Sprite
Category: Gundam Wing/AC
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Dorothy C. & Quatre W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,958, Reviews: 4 Published: 2-9-09
Status: Complete

4xD "She treated her life as a fairytale that violates all the rules of fairytales; it just so happened that this weak creature, the frog that was me, entered into the scene just to cause her organized storyline to go haywire." Modern-day 'Frog Prince'.

Seven Deadly Sins

2009-02-07T21:23:18-08:00

Author: Schizoid Sprite
Category: Gundam Wing/AC
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,324, Reviews: 7 Published: 2-7-09
Status: Complete

a darkfic; contains abnormal sexual situations and suicide. Quatre, Dorothy, Heero, Relena, and Trowa commit the seven deadly sins.

Weddings and Funerals

2009-01-23T23:55:42-08:00

Author: Schizoid Sprite
Category: Gundam Wing/AC
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Angst
Pairing: Dorothy C. & Quatre W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,334, Reviews: 5 Published: 1-23-09
Status: Complete

What he would do just to see her. Contains a psycho!Quatre.

Yellow Wedge Heel

2009-01-21T11:48:29-08:00

Author: Schizoid Sprite
Category: Gundam Wing/AC
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Dorothy C. & Quatre W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,061, Reviews: 12 Published: 1-21-09
Status: Complete

4xD. "A cheater. He has his own motion picture, but he was not good in sticking to his own script. He barged into mine." Modern-day Cinderella.