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All dressed up, nowhere to go

2009-11-24T10:34:39-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Barney S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 518, Reviews: 0 Published: 11-24-09
Status: Complete

Did you guys just feel a chill? Spoilers for 5.07 The Rough Patch

Heart

2009-11-12T05:46:46-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Barney S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 315, Reviews: 0 Published: 11-12-09
Status: Complete

Barney contemplates the breakup. Spoilers to 5.07 The Rough Patch. Can be read as a companion to Teammates

Teammates

2009-11-12T05:44:49-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Robin S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 831, Reviews: 3 Published: 11-12-09
Status: Complete

Robin contemplates the break-up. Spoilers to 5.07 The Rough Patch

Broken and Fixed

2009-11-12T05:43:28-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Robin S. & Barney S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 787, Reviews: 1 Published: 11-12-09
Status: Complete

During the fall-out from The Goat, a secret is revealed. Spoilers to 5.07 The Rough Patch

Patch it up

2009-11-04T02:11:55-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama/General
Pairing: Ted M. & Barney S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,723, Reviews: 2 Published: 11-4-09
Status: Complete

The naked thing ain't bad, Ted realises. Spoilers to s5e06 Bagpipes. VERY adult m/m slash fiction.

What goes around comes around

2009-11-04T02:10:00-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Humor
Pairing: Marshall E. & Barney S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 317, Reviews: 0 Published: 11-4-09
Status: Complete

Barney Stinson's funhouse tent of circus mirrors and flawed logic finally comes back to bite him in the ass. Three drabbles based on shows up to s5e06 Bagpipes.

Moon

2009-11-04T02:05:41-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Horror/Parody
Pairing: Robin S.
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,535, Reviews: 0 Published: 11-4-09
Status: Complete

Barney gets mugged in Central Park. Spoilers - s5 hiatus ep5-6. Mild horror and sexual situations - it's a halloween fic!

The road less travelled

2009-10-27T15:04:30-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Crossover: Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog and Dollhouse
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Sci-Fi
Pairing: Dr. Horrible/Billy & Adelle D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,079, Reviews: 2 Published: 10-27-09
Status: Complete

Billy makes a deal. Set after Act III, including Dollhouse pre-season-1

You let me violate you

2009-10-27T15:02:13-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Lily A. & Barney S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 680, Reviews: 2 Published: 10-27-09
Status: Complete

Lily, the puppetmaster. Barney the puppet. Warning: Very dark, BDSM, dub-con. AU Season 4-ish

Friends

2009-10-27T15:00:45-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Barney S. & Robin S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 641, Reviews: 2 Published: 10-27-09
Status: Complete

Barney makes a promise. Spoilers for 5.01, Definitions.

Tantrum Quatro

2009-10-27T14:59:00-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Ted M. & Robin S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 410, Reviews: 1 Published: 10-27-09
Status: Complete

Marshall and Ted are hopped up on Tantrum. Barney and Robin look on. Four drabbles written for a fanfic100 challenge. Spoilers for 5.05 Duel Citizenship.

Where?

2009-10-27T14:56:41-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Barney S. & Robin S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 742, Reviews: 4 Published: 10-27-09
Status: Complete

Barney gets a surprising call from Robin. Spoilers for 5.05 Duel Citizenship

Surviving the treatment

2009-10-27T14:54:54-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Crossover: How I Met Your Mother and Dollhouse
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Sci-Fi
Pairing: Barney S. & Topher B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 764, Reviews: 0 Published: 10-27-09
Status: Complete

In the New York Dollhouse, one of the Actives is being prepared for an engagement. Set AU of HIMYM Season 3.

Business as usual

2009-10-27T14:51:29-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Ted M. & Doug
Chapters: 1, Words: 674, Reviews: 0 Published: 10-27-09
Status: Complete

Ted finds fault with Marshall/Lily and Barney/Robin's account of what happened and the spotlight turns on... guess who? Crack!fic based on ideas from the stories Fight It and Mother's day. Spoilers for 5.04 The Sexless Inkeeper

Damage Limitation

2009-10-27T14:46:39-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Robin S. & Barney S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 320, Reviews: 1 Published: 10-27-09
Status: Complete

When Lily and Marshall couple-dump then, Robin teaches Barney her coping strategy. Spoilers for 5.04 - The Sexless Inkeeper

Summer

2009-10-09T12:31:29-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Barney S. & Robin S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,134, Reviews: 2 Published: 10-9-09
Status: Complete

Robin has some dirty fun with Barney. Set before 5.01 Definitions, while Barney and Robin were keeping their relationship a secret. Warnings: Explicit male/female smut, bondage

Addict

2009-10-09T12:29:18-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Lily A. & Barney S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,246, Reviews: 4 Published: 10-9-09
Status: Complete

Lily notices something's wrong with Barney. Set between Double Date 5.02 and Robin 101 5.03, to explain something that bugs me.

There are monsters

2009-10-09T12:27:52-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Crime
Pairing: Barney S. & Robin S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 988, Reviews: 1 Published: 10-9-09
Status: Complete

A predator hunts in MacLaren's Bar. Set around 5.02 MacLaren's bar - a little AU. Warning, implied non-con.

Who?

2009-10-09T12:25:59-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,201, Reviews: 0 Published: 10-9-09
Status: Complete

At the Lusty Leopard, Jasmine notes the return of an old customer. Spoilers for 5.02 Double Date. Warning - explicit male/female smut

What?

2009-10-05T04:37:43-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Barney S. & Robin S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 388, Reviews: 1 Published: 10-5-09
Status: Complete

At the Lusty Leopard, Barney and Robin discuss Robin's anti-strip-club stance. Spoilers for Double Date - 5.02.

Whip Guy

2009-09-30T15:32:30-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Ted M. & Marshall E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 961, Reviews: 1 Published: 9-30-09
Status: In-Progress

When Ted accidentally whipped Marshall, he told him he could whip him back later. Spoilers for 5.01 Definitions - Warnings: Dark, BDSM, M/M slash

Not As Cool As Mine

2009-09-28T11:36:33-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Captain Hammer & Dr. Horrible/Billy
Chapters: 1, Words: 689, Reviews: 8 Published: 9-28-09
Status: Complete

Captain Hammer thinks that his nemesis is pretty cool, as villains go.

The Dark I Know Well

2009-09-24T13:02:39-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Barney S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 813, Reviews: 1 Published: 9-24-09
Status: Complete

When Barney and Robin's relationship falls apart, Barney has to find a way to cope. AU from 5.01 Definitions. Warning - very dark/adult.

Elaborate

2009-09-24T09:27:29-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Robin S. & Barney S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,875, Reviews: 3 Published: 9-24-09
Status: Complete

Robin and Barney decide to keep it a secret. Filling in the blanks from Robin's POV a little bit between Season 4 and Season 5

Pick A Tie

2009-09-24T09:22:01-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Barney S. & Ted M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 101, Reviews: 1 Published: 9-24-09
Status: Complete

Drabble - Barney's theory on how to pick a tie - dialogue between Barney/Ted/Random Chick - set in 2004 right after the Tuxedo night flashback in 5.04 Definitions

Slap

2009-09-08T06:07:13-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Barney S. & Robin S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 344, Reviews: 0 Published: 9-8-09
Status: In-Progress

In another universe, Barney chooses ten slaps. Spoilers for season 2, Slap Bet. Adult for explict smut.

Better than normal

2009-09-07T11:43:13-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Drama
Pairing: Dr. Horrible/Billy
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,196, Reviews: 3 Published: 9-7-09
Status: Complete

Billy's doctor thinks he's insane. Billy's just trying to survive life in the asylum. Very adult, for dark themes.

Triangle

2009-09-07T07:39:59-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Barney S. & Lily A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,128, Reviews: 1 Published: 9-7-09
Status: Complete

Barney can't resist the new stripper at the Lusty Leopard SPOILERS FOR UNAIRED EPISODE 5.02

Scent

2009-09-07T07:34:18-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Barney S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 864, Reviews: 0 Published: 9-7-09
Status: Complete

When Barney meets Michelle in Sandcastles in the Sand, he makes a vow to seduce her. Adult for smut.

Cream

2009-09-07T07:21:16-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Barney S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 463, Reviews: 1 Published: 9-7-09
Status: Complete

Barney takes some alone time in the bathroom. VERY adult for smut. Set between Season 4 and Season 5.

Too much, not enough

2009-09-01T13:20:40-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Barney S. & Robin S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 532, Reviews: 2 Published: 9-1-09
Status: Complete

Barney and Robin have very different views of the same situation

Making Out

2009-09-01T08:37:06-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Barney S. & Robin S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 529, Reviews: 1 Published: 9-1-09
Status: Complete

A short Robin POV during the haitus between Seasons 4 and 5

Valentine

2009-08-30T10:32:59-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Barney S. & Robin S.
Chapters: 5, Words: 9,627, Reviews: 6 Updated: 8-30-09 Published: 1-16-09
Status: Complete

Barney cooks Robin dinner on Valentine's day. Set in future-time 2030 and written after 4.12, Benefits.

Sunset

2009-08-28T09:01:16-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Horror
Pairing: Robin S. & Barney S.
Chapters: 3, Words: 3,404, Reviews: 2 Updated: 8-28-09 Published: 7-30-09
Status: Complete

Robin experiences an instant attraction to a stranger she meets outside a bar. Surprise crossover.

Brown

2009-08-28T08:57:01-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Robin S. & Ted M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 343, Reviews: 1 Published: 8-28-09
Status: In-Progress

Robin contemplates her relationship with Ted. Spoilers for Season 3, The Chain of Screaming

Black

2009-08-28T08:51:34-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Barney S. & Robin S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 309, Reviews: 1 Published: 8-28-09
Status: In-Progress

Morphine makes Barney love everything. Set during Season 3: Miracles

Colourless

2009-08-28T08:44:58-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Barney S. & Robin S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 459, Reviews: 3 Published: 8-28-09
Status: Complete

Barney contemplates life without Robin. Future fic, set 5 years after The Leap

Red

2009-08-27T13:49:31-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Crossover: How I Met Your Mother and Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Robin S. & Dr. Horrible/Billy
Chapters: 3, Words: 4,792, Reviews: 13 Updated: 8-27-09 Published: 7-28-09
Status: Complete

AU - Robin stumbles on something amongst Barney's fancy dress costumes. Spoilers for The Possimpible and Dr Horrible's Sing Along Blog

Orange

2009-07-30T09:38:02-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Barney S. & Robin S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 708, Reviews: 1 Published: 7-30-09
Status: Complete

A sex game between Barney and Robin almost goes horribly awry. Very adult/bdsm

Forever

2009-07-28T11:27:38-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Barney S. & Robin S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 698, Reviews: 3 Published: 7-28-09
Status: Complete

Six Barney and Robin drabbles with the theme of "time". Spoilers from Sandcastles in the sand to The Leap and beyond.

Gone

2009-07-26T14:29:54-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Barney S. & Robin S.
Chapters: 12, Words: 25,659, Reviews: 4 Updated: 7-26-09 Published: 12-16-08
Status: Complete

One of the gang decides to leave New York. AU - Set after S04 Happily Ever After

No Means No

2009-07-26T05:28:02-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Barney S. & Robin S.
Chapters: 10, Words: 10,210, Reviews: 3 Updated: 7-26-09 Published: 6-2-09
Status: Complete

Barney is accused of raping Robin. This a single, fractured story told in one hundred drabbles going back and forwards in time. Spoilers up to The Goat. Written for the HIMYM DarkFic Livejournal Comm. Warning: Very dark

InsidesOutsides

2009-07-23T10:07:58-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Robin S. & Barney S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 713, Reviews: 4 Published: 7-23-09
Status: In-Progress

After The Goat, Robin and Barney contemplate the new group dynamic, where one of them is left out in the cold.

Beginnings

2009-07-23T10:06:57-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Barney S. & Robin S.
Chapters: 3, Words: 2,769, Reviews: 4 Updated: 7-23-09 Published: 4-10-09
Status: Complete

Alternative Universe - what if, back in 1998, Shannon had convinced Barney that she wanted him back after the Greg incident? Story takes place around season 3 and reference canonical events.

I Can Jump That Far

2009-07-23T10:05:51-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Ted M. & Barney S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,221, Reviews: 2 Published: 7-23-09
Status: Complete

In Three Days of Snow, Ted suggests that the five words "I can jump that far" were ill advised. Now we find out the true consequences. .

The Last Hurrah

2009-07-18T11:12:13-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Barney S. & Robin S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 842, Reviews: 0 Published: 7-18-09
Status: Complete

As the summer comes to an end, Robin is leaving New York. - Set after The Leap. Includes M/F smut.

Revenge

2009-07-18T11:10:06-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Horror
Pairing: Robin S. & Barney S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 100, Reviews: 1 Published: 7-18-09
Status: Complete

Robin gets a telephone call. A drabble 100 words . Warning - disturbing themes.

Death Ray

2009-07-18T11:04:25-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Angst
Pairing: Dr. Horrible/Billy
Chapters: 1, Words: 311, Reviews: 4 Published: 7-18-09
Status: Complete

Billy is given some devastating news

One year on

2009-07-18T11:01:11-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/General
Pairing: Dr. Horrible/Billy
Chapters: 1, Words: 584, Reviews: 3 Published: 7-18-09
Status: Complete

It's one year since the events in Sing-Along Blog, and Billy is still down on his luck.

The Thrill of the Chase

2009-06-07T13:31:15-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Barney S.
Chapters: 3, Words: 5,636, Reviews: 0 Published: 6-7-09
Status: In-Progress

Stuart has relapsed into alcoholism and Claudia heads to the bar feeling vulnerable and upset. And Barney wants to take everything off her mind. Spoilers for S4: Intervention. Warning - sexually explicit. Co written by SNOGGED from LIVEJOURNAL

Kiss

2009-06-07T04:46:39-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Barney S. & Robin S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 511, Reviews: 2 Published: 6-7-09
Status: Complete

A love story in reverse, but this time it's not Ted's. Spoilers up to The Leap. The initial drabble is just my own prediction!

The way it really happened

2009-06-07T04:41:15-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: Terminator
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 382, Reviews: 5 Published: 6-7-09
Status: Complete

My own take on how Terminator: Salvation should have ended. Massive spoilers for the film, obviously.

Fiddle

2009-06-07T04:38:18-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Barney S. & Ted M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 892, Reviews: 6 Published: 6-7-09
Status: Complete

Barney's secret. Warning: Mild M/M sexual activity. Spoilers for The Leap.

Hallucinating your own inner darkness

2009-06-02T10:34:42-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Suspense
Pairing: Dr. Horrible/Billy
Chapters: 1, Words: 796, Reviews: 1 Published: 6-2-09
Status: In-Progress

Dr Horrible experiments on himself. Set after Act III. Explicit violence and m/m sex.

Daddy's Home

2009-06-02T10:32:31-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 634, Reviews: 0 Published: 6-2-09
Status: In-Progress

Set during The World's Greatest Couple, while Lily is living with Barney - Barney comes home drunk. Warning - contains M/F sex.

Scavenger Hunt

2009-05-19T10:01:20-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Lily A. & Barney S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 305, Reviews: 1 Published: 5-19-09
Status: Complete

Around the time of World's Greatest Couple, Lily, Barney and Marshall contemplate life. Three drabbles

Empty Chair

2009-05-19T09:41:47-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Lily A. & Ted M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 737, Reviews: 2 Published: 5-19-09
Status: Complete

After The Goat, the gang carry on, but also, they kinda don't.

Learning How To Live Together

2009-05-19T09:31:03-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Barney S. & Robin S.
Chapters: 2, Words: 4,871, Reviews: 3 Updated: 5-19-09 Published: 4-7-09
Status: In-Progress

After more roomie squabbles, Robin is at breaking point. Barney steps in, offering her a bed for the night. This project is a drabble chain written by a group of livejournal authors see my LJ for details . AU from Sorry, Bro.

The Perfect Woman

2009-05-19T09:24:45-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General
Pairing: Barney S. & Robin S.
Chapters: 23, Words: 23,335, Reviews: 6 Updated: 5-19-09 Published: 1-16-09
Status: Complete

A series of stories, each one inspired by an episode of How I Met Your Mother Season 4 starting, not surprisingly, with Episode 1.

Doll

2009-05-19T09:19:29-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Crossover: How I Met Your Mother and Dollhouse
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Barney S. & Topher B.
Chapters: 14, Words: 31,832, Reviews: 18 Updated: 5-19-09 Published: 3-10-09
Status: Complete

Barney Stinson goes to extreme lengths to deal with his feelings for Robin. Crossover with Joss Whedon's Dollhouse. Expect new parts as new episodes of Dollhouse are aired.

Sigh

2009-04-30T09:11:07-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Ted M. & Barney S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 350, Reviews: 1 Published: 4-30-09
Status: In-Progress

Ted is forced to decide. Set after the Three Days Rule. Very crack!fic!

Once, a glimpse

2009-04-22T14:34:09-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Scooter & Barney S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,395, Reviews: 0 Published: 4-22-09
Status: In-Progress

Mary-the-paralegal's sleep is disturbed by her drunken neighbour and his friend. This is sort-of AU based on the huge, sprawling HIMYM Facebook role play. And very smutty, M/M and M/F.

Slowly, sharply

2009-04-22T14:31:47-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Barney S. & Robin S.
Chapters: 6, Words: 6,457, Reviews: 3 Updated: 4-22-09 Published: 4-7-09
Status: In-Progress

In the course of an online chat, Barney asks Robin a crucial question. AU from Murtaugh

FSPC

2009-04-20T09:08:15-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Robin S. & Barney S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 805, Reviews: 6 Published: 4-20-09
Status: Complete

Robin made a throw-away comment in Mosbius Designs about her ideal man, describing her four attributes. Here are four double drabbles exacly 200 words each , one for each.

Rain

2009-04-10T18:48:20-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Humor
Pairing: Barney S. & Ted M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,443, Reviews: 3 Published: 4-10-09
Status: Complete

Four ficlets following Ted and Barney's friendship, from Barney's POV. Spoilers for all four seasons

Your Urge

2009-04-07T13:33:05-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Barney S. & Robin S.
Chapters: 2, Words: 953, Reviews: 2 Published: 4-7-09
Status: Complete

Barney and Robin just can't seem to get it together. Here are some of the reasons - 1st part from his POV, 2nd from her's. Spoilers generally for season 4

April Fool

2009-04-04T14:50:31-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Barney S. & Robin S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 102, Reviews: 1 Published: 4-4-09
Status: In-Progress

Drabble - Barney goes April Fool's crazy. Dialogue only - Barney/Robin.

Drinking Games

2009-04-04T14:49:08-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Barney S. & Ted M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 507, Reviews: 0 Published: 4-4-09
Status: In-Progress

During Three Days of Snow, Carl let Ted and Barney take control of MacLaren's for an evening. Spoilers for Murtaugh

The Modern Vampire's Guide

2009-03-31T13:31:04-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Barney S. & Robin S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,412, Reviews: 2 Published: 3-31-09
Status: In-Progress

What if Barney was a vampire, and wrote a self-help guide for other vampires? Spoilers for Season 4.1-ish but hugely AU.

Join a gym

2009-03-30T05:04:29-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Ted M. & Barney S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 333, Reviews: 2 Published: 3-30-09
Status: In-Progress

Ted tells Barney about him and Robin's arrangment to marry each other if they are still single when they are forty. Spoilers for The Front Porch

Send in the clowns

2009-03-30T05:02:38-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Robin S. & Barney S.
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,294, Reviews: 0 Published: 3-30-09
Status: Complete

It's 2020 and Robin has given up her job in Paris to return to New York. But things aren't quite the way she left them a month before.

Wish

2009-03-30T04:56:01-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: Harold and Kumar series
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 888, Reviews: 6 Published: 3-30-09
Status: In-Progress

After Harold And Kumar Go To White Castle, NPH finds himself lost in the countryside with nothing but a bag of 'shrooms for company. What he really needs is some shoes... Contains m/m slash

Newfoundland Lobster Trap

2009-03-27T17:45:36-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Robin S. & Barney S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,565, Reviews: 2 Published: 3-27-09
Status: Complete

Robin's sleeping pills give her some disturbing and highly sexual dreams. Spoilers for Old King Clancy and a lot more filthy.

Frozen

2009-03-26T05:35:23-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Robin S. & Barney S.
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,478, Reviews: 1 Published: 3-26-09
Status: Complete

Barney was shot and killed in 2030 story: Valentine but, during an Zombie outbreak in NYC, Barney is brought back to life. These stories address what happened next.

Bad Boys

2009-03-24T16:08:05-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Barney S. & Robin S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 311, Reviews: 1 Published: 3-24-09
Status: Complete

Three drabbles - An AU Barney/Robin kink, one for Swarley and one for How I met everyone else Lily flashback

Secret

2009-03-24T16:05:39-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Barney S. & Robin S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,928, Reviews: 7 Published: 3-24-09
Status: Complete

What if Barney and Robin have been hooking up all this time? Set between Shelter Island and Old King Clancy

American Psycho

2009-03-24T16:04:17-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Horror/Romance
Pairing: Barney S. & Robin S.
Chapters: 5, Words: 8,553, Reviews: 14 Updated: 3-24-09 Published: 12-20-08
Status: Complete

Barney Stinson: Awesome by day, killer by night. AU Season 4.

Earring

2009-03-23T11:57:40-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Barney S. & Robin S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 303, Reviews: 2 Published: 3-23-09
Status: In-Progress

Robin finds something in Barney's bed. Future fic, assuming an established relationship between Barney/Robin. Spoilers for 4.17. Three drabbles based on the theme of curse words

Grinch

2009-03-23T11:55:48-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Angst
Pairing: Ted M. & Barney S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 100, Reviews: 1 Published: 3-23-09
Status: Complete

Ted rants to Barney about his room mate. Drabble set after Benefits

Rainbow Crossing

2009-03-23T11:54:51-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Drama
Pairing: Captain Hammer & Dr. Horrible/Billy
Chapters: 1, Words: 825, Reviews: 4 Published: 3-23-09
Status: Complete

Captain Hammer finally watches Doctor Horribles last blog entry. Set after Act III. Based on the song Rainbow Crossing by Rufus Wainwright.

Instant Pleasure

2009-03-23T11:52:45-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Lily A. & Robin S.
Chapters: 5, Words: 4,121, Reviews: 1 Published: 3-23-09
Status: Complete

Just an excuse to get an orgy out of our gang of five! There is het, m-m slash, femslash and dom/sub here. Set between Intervention and Shelter Island

What would it be like to?

2009-03-20T02:50:54-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Humor
Pairing: Barney S. & Robin S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,579, Reviews: 1 Published: 3-20-09
Status: Complete

James always knew that Barney's greatest weakness was curiosity.

Paper Moon

2009-03-19T13:03:57-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Barney S. & Robin S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 102, Reviews: 2 Published: 3-19-09
Status: Complete

Barney contemplates the meaning of love. A drabble written for the prompt: Music

Heartburn

2009-03-19T08:42:03-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Son & Daughter
Chapters: 3, Words: 3,997, Reviews: 6 Published: 3-19-09
Status: Complete

Luke Mosby discovers that his Dad even more of an unreliable narrator than we first thought. Spoilers for 4.17 - set in 2031

Four Objects

2009-03-17T16:55:30-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Parody
Pairing: Barney S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,322, Reviews: 4 Published: 3-17-09
Status: Complete

A parody/crack!fic about four important objects shown in E4.17 The Front Porch

Dance

2009-03-15T14:33:04-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Marshall E. & Barney S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 101, Reviews: 1 Published: 3-15-09
Status: Complete

Sometimes Marshall just gets the urge to dance. Drabble written for the challenge - Music - contains spoilers for 4.14 The Possimpible

Birthday

2009-03-15T14:31:21-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Barney S. & Robin S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 100, Reviews: 2 Published: 3-15-09
Status: Complete

Barney Stinson doesn't celebrate birthdays but someone buys him a surprise gift. A drabble written for the challenge of - Music - Set after 3.17, The Goat.

Scoot

2009-03-15T07:18:01-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Barney S. & Scooter
Chapters: 2, Words: 4,258, Reviews: 2 Updated: 3-15-09 Published: 2-26-09
Status: Complete

At Lily and Marshall's wedding, Barney encounters Scooter after Brad has roughed him up a bit. Barney/Scooter Slash.

Sleeping

2009-03-12T09:30:56-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Robin S. & Barney S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,055, Reviews: 1 Published: 3-12-09
Status: Complete

While eating ribs" isn't the worst thing Robin fell asleep doing. Spoilers for 4.16, Sorry, Bro. Barney/Robin - contains a sex scene.

Lust

2009-03-11T16:58:15-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Lily A. & Marshall E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 505, Reviews: 1 Published: 3-11-09
Status: Complete

Five times Lily wanted sex with Marshall. Spoilers up to 4.16 Sorry Bro

Giggles

2009-03-11T16:57:18-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Marshall E. & Barney S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,007, Reviews: 3 Published: 3-11-09
Status: Complete

Marshall gets a surprise gift. Spoilers for 4.16 Sorry Bro

Email

2009-03-10T14:16:03-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Barney S. & Ted M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 189, Reviews: 1 Published: 3-10-09
Status: Complete

Ted and Barney talk about starting their band. 100 word drabble set after Three Days Of Snow

Suit Up

2009-03-06T01:42:55-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Barney S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 419, Reviews: 0 Published: 3-6-09
Status: Complete

Barney encounters Greg in the coffee house, shortly after Shannon dumped him 1998 . Very dark/extreme - including m/m sex from the very start. References E1.15, Game Night.

Better

2009-03-06T01:17:09-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Barney S. & Robin S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,776, Reviews: 1 Published: 3-6-09
Status: Complete

Barney Stinson knows he's awesome in bed, but is he really? - co-written with snogged from Livejournal and contains lots of sex and taunting!

Cumin

2009-03-04T08:45:18-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Dr. Horrible/Billy
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,834, Reviews: 5 Published: 3-4-09
Status: In-Progress

Billy's Transmatter Ray goes a little bit wrong, and brings our favourite playboy into his universe. Set pre Act I - Warning! This contains M/M slash and PWP!

Deal

2009-03-03T08:54:50-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Marshall E. & Ted M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,226, Reviews: 0 Published: 3-3-09
Status: Complete

Marshall catches Ted in bed, doing someone he shouldn't be doing. This is M/M Slash Fiction, so be warned!

If you could be any superhero

2009-03-02T06:07:27-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Lily A. & Marshall E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 100, Reviews: 3 Published: 3-2-09
Status: Complete

The gang debate Lily's choice of superhero. Drabble.

Watchmen

2009-03-02T06:06:24-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Lily A. & Marshall E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 513, Reviews: 2 Published: 3-2-09
Status: Complete

The gang discuss their favourite characters from the graphic novel Watchmen. Warning, contains spoilers for Watchmen.

Olives

2009-03-02T06:04:30-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Robin S. & Ted M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 522, Reviews: 0 Published: 3-2-09
Status: Complete

At the end of Season 2, Robin decided to take a trip to Argentina

And root beer floats are still delicious

2009-02-28T10:29:10-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Lily A. & Barney S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 100, Reviews: 1 Published: 2-28-09
Status: Complete

Drabble, set just after 4.01. He chose Bimbos.

Thinking About Robin

2009-02-28T10:27:39-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Barney S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 200, Reviews: 0 Published: 2-28-09
Status: Complete

Barney doesn't believe in love. Set just before 4.01

Home Improvement

2009-02-28T10:14:18-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Barney S. & Robin S.
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,017, Reviews: 1 Published: 2-28-09
Status: Complete

Robin gets a new apartment and Barney offers to help her paint. AU from Benefits. Lots of Battlestar Galactica references throughout!

Happy New Year

2009-02-26T10:49:34-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Angst
Pairing: Barney S. & Ted M.
Chapters: 16, Words: 27,898, Reviews: 5 Updated: 2-26-09 Published: 1-8-09
Status: Complete

A set of stories following Barney from 31st Dec 2008. AU from Season 4, Little Minnesota. These stories draw heavily on darlingchaos's Alternative Universe over on livejournal but can be read as a stand-alone.

Distortion

2009-02-26T10:05:20-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Crossover: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer and Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Parody
Pairing: Willow R. & Dr. Horrible/Billy
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,109, Reviews: 0 Published: 2-26-09
Status: Complete

When Dr Horrible's latest invention goes terribly wrong, he inadvertantly creates a rip in space/time, bringing through a beautiful, if deadly, vampire. Spoilers for: Buffy S3,The Wish,HIMYM Season 1,The Wedding Dress

Circus

2009-02-26T10:01:43-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Barney S. & Robin S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,702, Reviews: 3 Published: 2-26-09
Status: Complete

Barney takes Robin somewhere she's never been. No specific spoilers but Season 4ish.

Wolf

2009-02-26T09:59:27-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Barney S.
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,014, Reviews: 1 Published: 2-26-09
Status: Complete

Ten women, ten very different perspectives on the same man. Spoilers to Season 4 Ep 15

Sick

2009-02-26T09:57:49-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Marshall E. & Lily A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 100, Reviews: 0 Published: 2-26-09
Status: Complete

Drabble response to HIMYM100 challenge -Sick-. Marshall gets an email from Barney. Set in Season 4.

Vibrate

2009-02-20T06:35:27-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Lily A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 404, Reviews: 0 Published: 2-20-09
Status: Complete

Lily has a private moment with an adult, recreational fake- well, you know. Spoilers for Season 2, Batchelor Party

Ultimate Thrill

2009-02-20T06:33:12-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Mystery
Pairing: Barney S.
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,373, Reviews: 0 Published: 2-20-09
Status: Complete

Barney's fantasy becomes a reality, but with who? And it doesn't turn out quite the way he'd dreamed. Spoilers up to the end of Season 3 only. Adult for m/m and m/f pairings.

Tacos

2009-02-20T06:30:24-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Lily A. & Barney S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 181, Reviews: 4 Published: 2-20-09
Status: Complete

Barney and Lily talk after Season 4, Benefits. - Dialogue only -

Busted

2009-02-20T06:24:16-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Barney S. & Robin S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 297, Reviews: 2 Published: 2-20-09
Status: Complete

Robin thinks Barney has developed feelings for Ted. Spoilers for Season 4, Benefits.

Eros

2009-02-15T09:28:47-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Barney S. & Robin S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,517, Reviews: 0 Published: 2-15-09
Status: Complete

Five stories. Five alternative universes. Catch up with various versions of Barney and Robin as they celebrate Valentine's day. Each story is based on an AU that can be found on . The answers to which are at the end of the story. VERY Adult rating.

Textual

2009-02-13T06:49:33-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Barney S. & Robin S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 210, Reviews: 1 Published: 2-13-09
Status: Complete

A response to the prompt "an entire story done as text messages". Barney texts Robin when he's bored. AU Season 4ish.

Mother's Day

2009-02-13T06:48:15-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Ted M. & Barney S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 565, Reviews: 0 Published: 2-13-09
Status: Complete

Crack!fic. Remember Doug? MacLaren's Alien Bartender, who used his alien mind-powers to retcon himself into the gang's lives in The Fight? -see my story "Fight It"- Well, the little stinker has been up to his tricks again in The Stinsons.

Galactic

2009-02-10T16:29:25-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Ted M. & Barney S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 271, Reviews: 2 Published: 2-10-09
Status: Complete

When Ted and Barney take over the bar in Three Days of Snow, Barney has an idea for a cocktail. Dialogue only double drabble response to a LiveJournal Prompt: "Barney decides to invent the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster"

Scary Monsters

2009-02-07T11:56:14-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Sci-Fi/Fantasy
Pairing: Dr. Horrible/Billy
Chapters: 4, Words: 4,754, Reviews: 9 Updated: 2-7-09 Published: 12-29-08
Status: In-Progress

Slash-y goings on at the ELE between Billy Dr Horrible and Dead Bowie. Contains references to Doctor Horrible's Sing-Along Blog DVD Easter Eggs.

Desperation

2009-02-06T07:31:15-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Romance
Pairing: Ted M. & Robin S.
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,033, Reviews: 2 Published: 2-6-09
Status: Complete

As Robin continues without a job, she gets more and more depressed and she develops damaging behavior that she doesn't even bother to hide from her friends. When Barney tries to help her, Ted steps in to rescue them both. AU from 4.13.

Identity

2009-02-05T10:14:56-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Dr. Horrible/Billy & Captain Hammer
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,258, Reviews: 4 Published: 2-5-09
Status: Complete

Traumatised by Penny's death, Billy's mind is at breaking point. *Very* adult, written for the prompt: Horrible/Hammer, darkfic.

Traditions

2009-02-04T10:00:00-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Marshall E. & Robin S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,221, Reviews: 0 Published: 2-4-09
Status: Complete

Marshall upsets Robin at Ted and Barney's Kokomo Party in "Three Days Of Snow". Written for the prompt "Robin/Marshall - Traditions"

Tooth and Nail

2009-02-04T00:37:53-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Ted M. & Barney S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,173, Reviews: 6 Published: 2-4-09
Status: Complete

Friendship!Fic: Ted tries to get Barney to open up. Set during The Possimpible, the evening after Barney tried to help Robin film her video resume.

Irresistible

2009-02-03T10:32:48-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Robin S. & Barney S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,388, Reviews: 0 Published: 2-3-09
Status: Complete

Barney's in a pickle. Robin comes to the rescue. AU set after 4.14 The Possimpible

Mischief

2009-02-03T05:31:09-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Crossover: Fight Club and Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/General
Pairing: Dr. Horrible/Billy
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,378, Reviews: 5 Published: 2-3-09
Status: Complete

Dr Horrible is kidnapped by a fellow anarchist. Dr Horrible/Fight Club crossover

Hair

2009-02-02T03:05:49-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Barney S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 754, Reviews: 1 Published: 2-2-09
Status: Complete

Five drabbles on the theme of Barney's hair, each one inspired by a song from the Musical "Hair". General Season 4 spoilers to 4.10.

Deathbed

2009-01-30T10:16:33-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Barney S. & Robin S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 130, Reviews: 1 Published: 1-30-09
Status: Complete

A response to the drabblethon prompt from Barney's blog: "There are only three appropriate venues for expressing one's emotions. I call them the 3 D's: Dinner, During Sex, Deathbed." Dialogue-only drabble.

Impossible

2009-01-30T08:38:25-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Barney S. & Robin S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,242, Reviews: 1 Published: 1-30-09
Status: Complete

Response to drabblethon prompt: Barney crossdresses. Alternative universe Season 4-ish

Everything he Loves

2009-01-30T08:36:59-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Barney S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 406, Reviews: 2 Published: 1-30-09
Status: Complete

For Barney Stinson, it isn't all about booze and suits and money and bimbos. Four drabbles. Spoilers up to season 4, Benefits.

Laundry Day

2009-01-30T08:34:56-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Dr. Horrible/Billy
Chapters: 1, Words: 649, Reviews: 12 Published: 1-30-09
Status: Complete

Penny does her laundry, watched by her secret admirer. Surprise Crossover see end of story

Easier

2009-01-27T09:34:08-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Barney S. & Robin S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 949, Reviews: 1 Published: 1-27-09
Status: Complete

Barney and Robin get drunk and events transpire... AU from 4.13 Three Days of Snow

Anchor

2009-01-27T09:32:05-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Barney S. & Robin S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,551, Reviews: 1 Published: 1-27-09
Status: Complete

Barney sets out to prove he's not 'that guy' by dating a girl steadily, publicly, in front of the group. AU from 4.13 Three Days of Snow

Frankie and Johnny

2009-01-27T09:28:45-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Barney S. & Robin S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,783, Reviews: 3 Published: 1-27-09
Status: Complete

Barney persuades Robin into fancy dress for Ted's annual Halloween party. AU Season 3ish but could be set at any time really.

Anger Management

2009-01-27T07:26:48-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Barney S. & Robin S.
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,281, Reviews: 5 Published: 1-27-09
Status: Complete

Two AU-ish stories that explore Barney's Anger Management issues. Spoilers for The Fight Part 1 , Benefits and Three Days Of Snow Part 2

Breathe You In

2009-01-24T09:05:56-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Barney S. & Ted M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,247, Reviews: 0 Published: 1-24-09
Status: Complete

Barney's not-so-secret indulgence. A sequel to The Perfect Woman Part 12 Robotics but can be read stand-alone. Spoilers for 4.13 Three Days of Snow

Brotection

2009-01-22T00:26:41-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Romance
Pairing: Ted M. & Barney S.
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,529, Reviews: 5 Updated: 1-22-09 Published: 1-19-09
Status: Complete

Ted looks after Barney after the events in 4.12 Benefits. Contains Barney/Ted slash.

The day I met your mother

2009-01-19T09:36:17-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Ted M. & Mother
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,286, Reviews: 1 Published: 1-19-09
Status: Complete

Future Ted finally tells his kids the actual story of how he met their mother. Written after 4.12 Benefits but not really spoilery.

Four times Barney Stinson ran and once he didn't

2009-01-18T13:03:01-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Barney S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,071, Reviews: 3 Published: 1-18-09
Status: Complete

Five drabbles with the theme of running. Spoilers for seasons 1-4, written after 4.12 Benefits

Never, ever love thy neighbour

2009-01-17T07:41:18-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Robin S. & Barney S.
Chapters: 3, Words: 6,783, Reviews: 5 Updated: 1-17-09 Published: 1-16-09
Status: Complete

What if Robin had been just a tiny bit more perceptive during Benefits?

Feelings

2009-01-16T13:42:02-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Robin S. & Ted M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,434, Reviews: 1 Published: 1-16-09
Status: Complete

Speculating that in 4.12 Benefits, Ted might have told Robin...

Gunfight at 75th and Amsterdam

2009-01-16T13:36:52-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Barney S. & Robin S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 662, Reviews: 6 Published: 1-16-09
Status: Complete

Answers a question from Not A Father's Day

The itch you just can't scratch

2009-01-16T13:30:26-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Lily A. & Barney S.
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,308, Reviews: 2 Published: 1-16-09
Status: Complete

Do we really believe that Lily went that long without a little somethin' somethin? Set between Aldrin Justice and Swarley. Part one is Lily's POV and part two is Barney's POV

The Wages Of Sin

2009-01-16T13:16:30-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Crossover: How I Met Your Mother and Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Angst
Pairing: Barney S. & Captain Hammer
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,856, Reviews: 1 Published: 1-16-09
Status: Complete

Can Barney get away with his womanizing lifestyle forever? Implied Doctor Horrible Captain Hammer crossover and set somewhere between The Goat and Miracles

The Long Arm Of The Law

2009-01-16T13:09:20-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Robin S. & Barney S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 936, Reviews: 2 Published: 1-16-09
Status: Complete

Barney's been a bad boy. Set after S3 - AU where Robin/Barney are sleeping together.

Twilight

2009-01-09T08:51:10-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Barney S. & Robin S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,000, Reviews: 1 Published: 1-9-09
Status: Complete

Barney and Robin attend Ted's usual Halloween Party. Slightly AU Season 4 - takes place at Halloween 2008 which is around Not A Father's Day chronologically.

Reputations

2009-01-09T08:47:48-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Captain Hammer
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,098, Reviews: 1 Published: 1-9-09
Status: Complete

Captain Hammer is back and out for revenge. But the world has changed while he's been away.

If Only

2009-01-09T08:44:26-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Dr. Horrible/Billy
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,030, Reviews: 2 Published: 1-9-09
Status: Complete

Crossover with Doogie Howser M.D. What if some not-very-nice things had happened to Doogie during Season One? Would Dr H possibly have become our very own favourite super-villian?

That's Not My Name

2009-01-09T08:38:38-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Drama
Pairing: Dr. Horrible/Billy & Moist
Chapters: 1, Words: 764, Reviews: 0 Published: 1-9-09
Status: Complete

Set directly after Dr Horrible's Sing-Along Blog. This is a crossover with a film NPH made many years ago called "The Animal Room" and presumes that Dr Horrible is the main character Arnold , now grown up.

In The Red

2009-01-09T08:32:23-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Drama
Pairing: Dr. Horrible/Billy
Chapters: 1, Words: 536, Reviews: 4 Published: 1-9-09
Status: Complete

A quiet laundry moment just before the very end of Act III.

In Your Honour

2009-01-08T09:00:56-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Angst
Pairing: Robin S. & Barney S.
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,850, Reviews: 8 Published: 1-8-09
Status: Complete

Robin tries to save Barney from himself. AU Season 4ish set after 4.9 The Naked Man and written before 4.10 The Fight was aired.

Third Time Lucky

2009-01-08T08:45:44-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Robin S. & Barney S.
Chapters: 4, Words: 8,079, Reviews: 8 Published: 1-8-09
Status: Complete

Robin really just wants to have sex with Barney again. This is AU after Season 4 up to Ep 10 "The Fight"

Not With You

2009-01-08T05:07:20-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Robin S. & Barney S.
Chapters: 3, Words: 2,782, Reviews: 0 Published: 1-8-09
Status: Complete

Ted/Robin get back together. Spoilers for Season 4 up to Ep 10 "The Fight", then goes AU.

Mistletoe

2009-01-08T04:53:19-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Ted M. & Barney S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 914, Reviews: 1 Published: 1-8-09
Status: Complete

Ted finally works it out. AU Season 4 - set after Little Minnesota. Written in response to a prompt over at the Livejournal Drabblethon

Fight It

2009-01-02T14:49:11-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Robin S. & Barney S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 879, Reviews: 3 Published: 1-2-09
Status: Complete

Three mini-fics set after The Fight, explaining some of the things in that episode that bugged me.

The Signal

2009-01-02T14:45:08-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Ted M. & Barney S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 547, Reviews: 2 Published: 1-2-09
Status: Complete

A hint of Ted/Barney slashy goodness, hopefully without being too OOC.

Two Drabbles: The Naked Man and Romantic Barney

2009-01-02T14:28:31-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Barney S. & Robin S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 693, Reviews: 1 Published: 1-2-09
Status: Complete

Two short mini-fics written for Livejournal's Drabblethon - Barney/Robin

Die A Hero

2009-01-01T12:12:18-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Dr. Horrible/Billy & Moist
Chapters: 8, Words: 11,974, Reviews: 14 Updated: 1-1-09 Published: 12-31-08
Status: Complete

A story about Doctor Horrible's cleaner, who is also called Penny - but not *that* Penny - and what life is like for a supervillian once he gets everything he ever wanted. Multi-part fic with 8 parts in total.

The Naked Woman

2008-12-19T14:55:59-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Robin S. & Barney S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,766, Reviews: 5 Published: 12-19-08
Status: Complete

Robin does "The Naked Man"

Barney's Christmas

2008-12-19T14:51:11-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Family
Pairing: Barney S. & Robin S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 496, Reviews: 4 Published: 12-19-08
Status: Complete

Written for the LJ BarneyRobin community for their Drabblethon in response to the prompt "Barney's Christmas" from da phoenix13. Season 4, set after Little Minnesota.

Sorry

2008-12-17T06:50:15-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Barney S. & Lily A.
Chapters: 4, Words: 4,828, Reviews: 7 Published: 12-17-08
Status: Complete

Barney has a really bad day. AU - set after S04 The Best Burger in New York

The Ten Songs That Broke Him

2008-12-16T05:54:25-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Tragedy
Pairing: Barney S. & Robin S.
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,608, Reviews: 3 Published: 12-16-08
Status: Complete

A different take on how Barney might have dealt with his emerging feelings for Robin. AU - Set after Season 4 Do I Know You

The Naked Chef

2008-12-16T05:51:13-08:00

Author: idioticonion
Category: How I Met Your Mother
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Ted M. & Barney S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,486, Reviews: 1 Published: 12-16-08
Status: Complete

In "The Duel" Season 1 Marshall told Ted an important fact about Barney that has never been explored and Ted has probably forgotten by now. This is silly, fun and fluffy. AU - Set after S04 Not a Father's Day