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The Love Boat

2013-05-14T22:25:59-08:00

Author: twilly
Twilight
English, Rated: M
Romance/Humor
Edward & Bella
Chapters: 15, Words: 73,498, Reviews: 1016, In-Progress

Love, exciting and new. Come Aboard. We're expecting you. Love, life's sweetest reward. Let it flow, it floats back to you. Best friends, a childhood crush, a free cruise, and a ship full of swingers.

The Twilight Twenty-five: Round Seven

2013-01-25T20:02:00-08:00

Author: twilly
Twilight
English, Rated: M
General
Chapters: 25, Words: 4,178, Reviews: 333, In-Progress

Twenty-five adage inspired, one hundred word drabbles. What is an adage, you ask? It's a short but memorable saying expressing a general truth. I may not take these phrases at face value; but then again, maybe I will.

PTB SUniversity 2012

2012-07-28T08:20:45-08:00

Author: twilly
Twilight
English, Rated: M
General
Chapters: 6, Words: 13,028, Reviews: 127, In-Progress

I always though "Matriculation" sounded like a dirty word. But PTB S University took me anyway, go I guess that makes me an undergrad. "Grad" is code for Edward, right? Okay, I'll stop now. Here's where I keep my dirty little o/s and mini-takes.

Twilight TwentyFive Challange

2011-12-31T11:15:43-08:00

Author: twilly
Twilight
English, Rated: M
General
Edward & Bella
Chapters: 25, Words: 5,227, Reviews: 213, In-Progress

Twenty-Five, one hundred word drabbles based on twenty five photo and word prompts. Written as part of the The Twilight Twenty-Five, Round 5 Drabble challenge.

The Naughty Elf

2011-12-24T07:23:50-08:00

Author: twilly
Twilight
English, Rated: M
Humor/Romance
Edward & Bella
Chapters: 10, Words: 10,915, Reviews: 555, Complete

Santa believes there's no such thing as a bad elf. Bella's been fired from nearly every toy shop. How can Santa get her in the right position when everything out of her mouth is so very dirty? Santa, elves, chocolate starfish and phasing reindeer

How it Should Have Ended

2011-10-11T23:41:54-08:00

Author: twilly
Twilight
English, Rated: M
Humor/General
Chapters: 3, Words: 3,007, Reviews: 16, In-Progress

Beyond silly alternate endings, out takes and drabbles. Because they are so ridiculous, I'm not even going to waste a beta's time. To read them, please suspend all belief in reality and spelling.

Love Me Mercilessly

2011-07-29T23:27:59-08:00

Author: twilly
Twilight
English, Rated: M
Romance/Angst
Edward & Bella
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,753, Reviews: 20, In-Progress

Bella is the sheriff's daughter and the preacher's niece. Edward is the prodigal son returned. They hide their relationship for everybody; but can they hide it from themselves? O/S for the TLS Lyrics & Lemons contest.

Jack, Jill and a Foosball Table

2011-07-16T10:09:50-08:00

Author: twilly
Twilight
English, Rated: M
Humor/Romance
Edward & Bella
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,751, Reviews: 97, Complete

SPANKING THE MONKEY CONTEST entry. Edward and Bella are best friends so they can't touch each other; but that doesn't mean they can't touch themselves. Things explode as they struggle though assembly instructions littered with nuts, rods and ball cups.

The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty

2011-07-16T10:06:15-08:00

Author: twilly
Twilight
English, Rated: M
Romance/Family
Edward & Bella
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,045, Reviews: 76, Complete

Addoooorable. And lemony. When an overnight rain cools things down, Edward heats things back up, claiming his sleeping beauty. A lemony, zero angst, fluff ball oneshot from the HEA. Judges' pick for the My Precious Fandom: Whose L

The Applicant

2010-02-15T21:19:48-08:00

Author: twilly
Twilight
English, Rated: M
Romance/Humor
Bella & Edward
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,201, Reviews: 28, Complete

FML Contest O/S. Unemployed Bella interviews with Edward and Vlad for a job at the local market. AH - M for language and lemons - Bella & Edward