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Water Aerobics for the Aquaphobic

2009-07-06T14:53:00-08:00

Author: Minnionette
Crossover: Ranma and Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 20, Words: 119,469, Reviews: 88 Updated: 7-6-09 Published: 8-14-08
Status: In-Progress

Umbridge’s sinister field trip to Jusenkyo curses the older student population. Harry supposes he's lucky enough to be an emo emu, but can he survive his fifth year when Voldemort secretly infiltrates the school as Luna’s new pet rabbit? AU OotP crossover

Seven times never a fool

2009-05-25T17:06:02-08:00

Author: Minnionette
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Blaise Z.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,324, Reviews: 12 Published: 5-25-09
Status: Complete

Since Ms. Zabini had been widowed seven times – each as strange as the last – she was no stranger to the backstabbing, diabolical lies that followed her through every social circle she graced.

Naruto's Missing Village

2009-04-27T16:55:44-08:00

Author: Minnionette
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 6, Words: 14,293, Reviews: 30 Updated: 4-27-09 Published: 9-15-07
Status: In-Progress

In which Naruto is hired to protect an innocent village from a balloon-wielding clown and fails quite spectacularly, Neji and Ino are abducted by aliens, and Sasuke gets laid. Although not necessarily all in that order. /Saving Grace universe/

The Fox and the Hound

2009-04-08T19:33:48-08:00

Author: Minnionette
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Family
Pairing: Hiruzen S. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,963, Reviews: 12 Published: 4-8-09
Status: Complete

AU one-shot. The Third Hokage goes looking for a family he can con into adopting a newly-orphaned vessel named Naruto.

The Misadventures of the Sparkler!

2009-03-22T22:53:54-08:00

Author: Minnionette
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Family
Pairing: Edward & Esme
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,437, Reviews: 8 Published: 3-22-09
Status: Complete

...and that was when Edward realized he had made his superhero debut at Port Angelus’s only gay bar.

Ad Nauseam

2009-03-19T21:37:20-08:00

Author: Minnionette
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Harry P. & Voldemort
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,821, Reviews: 63 Published: 3-19-09
Status: Complete

Since Harry didn’t succeed the first time, he goes back into the past to fix his mistakes again. And again, and again. Too bad no one explained that first time how Voldemort tagging along was just the Universe keeping things fair and balanced.

Draco dormiens nunquam titillandus

2008-11-23T09:53:07-08:00

Author: Minnionette
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Blaise Z. & Theodore N.
Chapters: 1, Words: 123, Reviews: 9 Published: 11-23-08
Status: Complete

100 word drabble one-shot of Blaise Zabini and Theodore Nott challenging the school motto.

Do virgins taste better?

2008-09-14T22:06:33-08:00

Author: Minnionette
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Salazar S. & Godric G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 796, Reviews: 19 Published: 9-14-08
Status: Complete

Salazar Slytherin wasn’t so much thrown to the lions as he was sacrificed to the unsleeping dragon. For the good of the school, of course. History is never so kind or as accurate as it ought to be.

Normal to be a freak

2008-07-01T13:40:24-08:00

Author: Minnionette
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Family
Pairing: Dudley D. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,665, Reviews: 37 Published: 7-1-08
Status: Complete

Of all the people Harry might think he’d ever trip over in the streets, Dudley Dursley was never one of them. There's a lesson here to be taught. "Jeez, Dudley, you make it sound like you blew up Aunt Marge!" Post DH.

Fire Demon

2008-06-19T22:32:34-08:00

Author: Minnionette
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Humor
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 12, Words: 91,043, Reviews: 241 Updated: 6-19-08 Published: 5-21-03
Status: In-Progress

AU-Born a fire demon, Harry's raging firestorm destroys Voldemort. A dysfunctional and curious crow demon from another dimension pops up to investigate, and is given Harry to raise and train in his new powers. In retrospect, it seemed like a good idea.

Left Turn at Albuquerque

2008-03-18T19:13:19-08:00

Author: Minnionette
Crossover: Saiyuki and Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Pairing: G. Sanzo & Hidan
Chapters: 6, Words: 8,022, Reviews: 29 Updated: 3-18-08 Published: 12-18-07
Status: In-Progress

Naruto crossover. There’s a reason why Itachi should never be allowed to read maps. Dr. Nii hires the Akatsuki to fetch a scroll. Hidan receives a divine mission from Jashin, although it's just Kanzeon Bosatsu meddling again. Tobi finds a friend in Goku.

Knee deep

2008-01-10T22:20:57-08:00

Author: Minnionette
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Jean H. & Roy M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 791, Reviews: 11 Published: 1-10-08
Status: Complete

It was just supposed to be an uneventful military exercise, and then came an unexpected flashflood that buried the heavy equipment in mud...

A friend in need

2007-11-15T19:06:52-08:00

Author: Minnionette
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Romance
Pairing: Kiba I. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 742, Reviews: 12 Published: 11-15-07
Status: Complete

Sakura and Kiba have a private moment. Nod nod wink wink.

Tango no Sekku

2007-07-17T18:37:18-08:00

Author: Minnionette
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Friendship
Pairing: Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,000, Reviews: 18 Published: 7-17-07
Status: Complete

May 5th. Boys’ Day. A holiday in which families celebrate the happiness and health of their sons. And Naruto, who is a son without parents, makes his own celebration.

Saving Grace

2007-06-29T21:14:27-08:00

Author: Minnionette
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Horror
Pairing: Sakura H. & Kiba I.
Chapters: 19, Words: 101,543, Reviews: 133 Updated: 6-29-07 Published: 2-3-06
Status: Complete

Sinking fast in a quagmire of suspicion after a mission’s disastrous results, Sakura misplaces her sanity. What else can a mere pawn in a game of theft, sabatoge, and scientific experiments do? Here, the dead speak. KakashiXSakura & minor KibaXSakura

Ding dong, the witch is dead

2006-12-08T23:24:09-08:00

Author: Minnionette
Category: Chronicles of Narnia
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 336, Reviews: 11 Published: 12-8-06
Status: Complete

The unholy lovechild between L. Frank Baum and C. S. Lewis: which witch is which?

Of all that exists, only I

2005-04-25T21:09:44-08:00

Author: Minnionette
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Itachi U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 529, Reviews: 10 Published: 4-25-05
Status: Complete

Itachi hears the whispers of his fate. Oneshot. Spoilers for chap. 257. Not so much guilty at stealing cookies as it is being caught with the hand in the cookie jar. Not so much angst as it is philosophy.

Switched!

2005-03-24T10:21:01-08:00

Author: Minnionette
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Pairing: Sakura H. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 12, Words: 59,777, Reviews: 303 Updated: 3-24-05 Published: 2-22-04
Status: Complete

It all began with an evil statue that switched their bodies. Now, physically weaker, Naruto has to cope with girlbonding and PMSing. That’s not nearly as bad as Inner Sakura and the ninetailed fox refusing to get along semipeacefully.

Pandora's Box

2004-08-24T14:23:15-08:00

Author: Minnionette
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Humor
Pairing: Severus S. & Harry P.
Chapters: 31, Words: 192,213, Reviews: 249 Updated: 8-24-04 Published: 4-25-02
Status: Complete

Sequel to AGRT. It’s up to Snape and Harry to save the universe, and it somehow requires a good Tom Riddle. Ghosts of the past and skeletons from the closet accompany our intrepid heroes on their adventures, and it's a bumpy ride for everyone involved!

A Gutter Rat's Tale

2002-10-02T19:49:22-08:00

Author: Minnionette
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Severus S. & Harry P.
Chapters: 17, Words: 102,636, Reviews: 147 Updated: 10-2-02 Published: 3-6-02
Status: Complete

Swallowing his pride, Severus Snape reluctantly writes Harry Potter a very personal letter in which he explains not only his own past, but also the brutal history and ill-fated heritage of the Potter family. AU pre-OotP.