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Time Lost Revamp

2012-05-04T04:40:07-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
Harry Potter
English, Rated: K+
Drama/Suspense
Severus S. & OC
Chapters: 52, Words: 77,914, Reviews: 2, In-Progress

A second-year is trapped at Hogwarts, unable to grow older due to a curse. Can she ever grow older, leave Hogwarts, and have the life she's always wanted? See inner author's note for more info.

Toad's Big Adventure

2009-12-17T08:58:18-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
Mario
English, Rated: K+
Adventure/Humor
Toad & Bowser
Chapters: 5, Words: 2,653, Reviews: 1, Complete

Bowser awakens Toad during his nap, and the adventure is on! Hope you enjoy this tale of adventure and feuds, and feel free to review.

Time Lost

2009-12-17T08:51:19-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
Harry Potter
English, Rated: T
Supernatural/General
Severus S. & OC
Chapters: 14, Words: 9,345, Reviews: 1, Complete

A fanfic where a past event causes a girl to be stuck in her second-year form while everyone else matures around her. Wrote this...three years ago, feel free to hate. T because I can't remember what all is involved-don't expect quick updates.

The Real Story of Sleeping Beauty

2009-12-17T08:49:01-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
Fairy Tales
English, Rated: T
Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 59, Reviews: 1, Complete

My version of Sleeping Beauty. Be warned--this is not you typical fairy tale. Rated T

Odes to SG1

2009-12-17T08:42:11-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
Stargate: SG-1
English, Rated: T
Humor/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 562, Reviews: 0, Complete

Little poems I wrote for my favorite people of SG-1. More to come, possibly. So far it's only for Teal'c, Jack, and Daniel. Rated T.

Neville's Pursuit

2009-12-17T08:38:25-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
Harry Potter
English, Rated: T
Humor/Romance
Neville L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 115, Reviews: 1, Complete

Neville can't find a date, until he finds an unlikely character. OOC, and it's okay to flame me for hooking up these two characters I don't know why I paired them, it just seemed interesting . Rated T.

The Romance of the Man Named Sheldon

2009-12-17T08:33:55-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
Big Bang Theory
English, Rated: T
Romance/Drama
Sheldon C.
Chapters: 1, Words: 572, Reviews: 1, Complete

A romance with Sheldon unlikely but possible . Will it end the way he hoped or will the unexpected cause the inevitable? T for sexual humor. R&R

Professor T and her Great Correctness

2009-12-17T08:31:42-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
Harry Potter
English, Rated: M
Parody/Humor
Sybill T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 206, Reviews: 0, Complete

Warning: this is a parody, so expect the unexpected. Professor T is finally correct for once, but the power that comes with correctness is not for her. M for drugs and language. Again, expect the unexpected. Flames and reviews accepted.

Mother Again

2009-12-17T08:29:26-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
Two and a Half Men
English, Rated: T
Drama/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,753, Reviews: 0, Complete

After a pleasant dream about his mother, will strange occurences begin for Alan and Charlie? One-shot. R&R

Hermione's Love SOng

2009-12-17T08:15:36-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
Harry Potter
English, Rated: M
Humor/Romance
Hermione G. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 426, Reviews: 1, Complete

A stupid poem from Hermione, who forgot her love song that she wrote but still wants to profess her love. I never thought I'd do this pairing, but Hermione/Snape. M for content.

Luna is the Twister

2009-12-17T08:14:06-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
Harry Potter
English, Rated: M
Humor/Parody
Luna L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 275, Reviews: 1, Complete

A humorous, crackfic, one-shot where Luna goes crazy. Will this bring unexpected results? Probably. It's okay to flame me, by the way, but reviews are also accepted. Enjoy.

Fertility and the Jehovah

2009-12-17T08:12:34-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
King of Queens
English, Rated: T
Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 315, Reviews: 7, Complete

Summary inside. Doug and Carrie are visited by a Jehovah's witness during their only time to conceive for that month. T for content.

Hogwarts and the Ancient Ring of Fire

2009-12-17T08:03:28-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
Stargate: SG-1 and Harry Potter
English, Rated: K+
Drama/Sci-Fi
Chapters: 3, Words: 3,731, Reviews: 10, Complete

A Stargate is inside Hogwarts, and it brings together the Ancients and the Wizards for the first time, but will this bond be broken by a sudden attack? Three parts, several chapters. Some humor, mostly drama.

Messing with Harry

2009-12-17T08:00:40-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
Harry Potter
English, Rated: M
Humor/General
Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,303, Reviews: 0, Complete

A humorous collection of ways to mess with Harry. Rated M to be on the safe side. Enjoy, and be prepared to laugh.

iAm So Sorry

2009-12-17T07:58:55-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
iCarly
English, Rated: K+
Drama/General
Sam P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 393, Reviews: 2, Complete

Sam and Freddie have been going out, but now that Sam is moving to be with her new-found dad, she has rejected both him and iCarly. Will everything fall to pieces, or will Sam admit that she was wrong for the first time? One-shot. Response to iMove Out .

iAm Going to Kill You

2009-12-17T07:56:52-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
iCarly
English, Rated: K+
Humor/Drama
Mandy V. & Carly S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 181, Reviews: 1, Complete

After what seems like pleasant dreams of Mandy's death, Carly believes that maybe, just maybe, she had something to do with her sudden disappearance. One-shot with humor and drama. R&R

iWish Me A Merry Christmas

2009-12-17T07:55:10-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
Charles Dickens and iCarly
English, Rated: K+
Drama/Family
Spencer S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,323, Reviews: 2, Complete

Christmas doesn't look bright for Carly and her friends when Spencer loses his holiday spirit. Can dreams save him?

Lefaria's Way

2009-12-17T07:52:15-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
Chaotic
English, Rated: K+
Sci-Fi/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 971, Reviews: 1, Complete

Sequel to 'Undesired'. A background one-shot on the character Lefaria, creator of all life within Chaotic.

Undesired

2009-12-17T07:50:44-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
Chaotic
English, Rated: K+
Drama/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,486, Reviews: 0, Complete

Full summary inside. When Klay and Kristalla begin using devious ways to get Tom's amazing scan, all of Perim may be in danger. One-shot with sequels. Rated k . Reviews widely accepted.

Making Wishes

2009-12-17T07:47:42-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
Making Fiends
English, Rated: K+
Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 331, Reviews: 1, Complete

Vendetta's wishtron seems perfect...until her plan to get rid of Charlotte backfires in her face. In other words, this tale ends up like they always do, but isn't that the fun part? One-shot.

Making Choices

2009-12-17T07:46:31-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
Making Fiends
English, Rated: K+
Humor/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 549, Reviews: 2, Complete

Full summary inside. One-shot. Vendetta must decide between bliss and friendship.

Abby and Sam Forever

2009-12-17T07:45:31-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
NCIS
English, Rated: T
Romance/Humor
Abby S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 583, Reviews: 1, In-Progress

Abby OOC/ fem slash. Abby has a special female friend who must learn to accept who she really is when they move in together. Romance/Comedy. Rated T for some slight rude language. POssible sequels.

The Elements Series

2009-12-01T11:49:19-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
Chaotic
English, Rated: K+
Adventure/Drama
Chapters: 15, Words: 14,394, Reviews: 4, Complete

Chaotic is changing. can the gang save Chaotic from disappearing forever? A combination of The Eelements series I wrote before! R&R

The Spree

2009-11-06T10:58:45-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
Harry Potter and Twilight
English, Rated: M
General
Chapters: 1, Words: 385, Reviews: 3, Complete

malfoy snaps over a twilight box set. enjoy!

The Hogwarts Spy

2009-10-21T11:00:45-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
Harry Potter
English, Rated: K+
Drama/Suspense
Severus S.
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,171, Reviews: 0, In-Progress

This story of action has just about everything, even my very own American Witch Snape and the Flame Witch is what got me into this! . Updates will come soon! R&R

The Love of Sam Carter

2009-10-21T10:48:18-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
Stargate: SG-1 and Tribe
English, Rated: T
Romance/Hurt/Comfort
S. Carter
Chapters: 1, Words: 677, Reviews: 1, Complete

Sam has an off-world lover in the world where Tribe takes place, but will orders from General Hammond stop their love? T to be safe. R&R please.

Severus and Chrys

2009-10-21T10:45:28-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
Harry Potter
English, Rated: M
Romance/General
Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 998, Reviews: 0, Complete

A whirlwind romance for Professor Snape means humor and M-rated material for the rest of us. Enjoy!

Lex and the Drunkard

2009-10-21T10:44:07-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
Tribe
English, Rated: M
Romance/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 726, Reviews: 0, Complete

M FOR A REASON! Lex and one of his many one-night-stands, but was she even really there? Not for the faint of heart!

Background Story: Puddle Jumpers

2009-10-21T10:42:56-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
Stargate: Atlantis
English, Rated: K+
Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 106, Reviews: 2, Complete

The background story of puddle jumpers with a very humerous tone. Enjoy!

A Little War and Noise

2009-10-20T10:59:25-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
Twilight Zone
English, Rated: T
Drama/Supernatural
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,181, Reviews: 0, Complete

A lady general faces the biggest challenge of her life, and the strangest, when she accidentally steps into The Twilight Zone.

Abby and Sheldon

2009-10-14T14:05:10-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
NCIS and Big Bang Theory
English, Rated: K+
Humor/Romance
Abby S. & Sheldon C.
Chapters: 1, Words: 791, Reviews: 20, Complete

Our favorite little lab assistant has found a new love, but can she really want a man who's more obsessive-compulsive than anyone has ever seen? Read and see: Reviews are widely accepted, but Flames are welcome also.

Forever Surviving

2009-10-14T13:03:40-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
Misc. Books
English, Rated: K+
Angst/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 974, Reviews: 1, Complete

A 'Survivng Sam' Poem-fic. Those who haven't read the book should reconsider, and those who have...you'll understand. R&R

Three Billy Pimps

2009-10-14T13:01:53-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
Fairy Tales
English, Rated: M
Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 120, Reviews: 2, Complete

A funny take on the fairytale classic. Um...M for a reason, I should say.

How 'Of Mice and Men' Should Have Ended

2009-10-14T13:00:56-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
Of Mice and Men
English, Rated: T
Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 220, Reviews: 3, Complete

I hated the ending of the book, so I wrote my own. T for slight unseen violence/ deserved violence. Read and Enjoy!

Darkest Night

2009-10-06T10:49:55-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
Shakespeare
English, Rated: K+
Supernatural/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 208, Reviews: 1, Complete

Duncan wants revenge for Macbeth's killing him. Begins as a dark poem but ends as a humorous story. Enjoy.

The Dream

2009-10-06T10:48:49-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
Shakespeare
English, Rated: K+
Romance/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 116, Reviews: 3, Complete

For UberReader's chapter challenge. Banquo/Macbeth love story where everything is just a dream.

The Cloning Experience

2009-10-05T11:41:20-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
Harry Potter
English, Rated: K+
Humor/General
Severus S. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 392, Reviews: 3, Complete

A strange little class assignment that is up and running for your amusement. Some words are underlined apart of the assignment . Slight OOC with Snape. Enjoy please:

Rita Skeeter's Scoop

2009-10-05T10:44:04-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
Harry Potter
English, Rated: K+
General
Severus S. & Rita S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 239, Reviews: 1, Complete

For UberReader's Chapter Challenge. SS&RS. One-Shot. R&R please.

The Surprise

2009-09-30T11:02:29-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
Dark Blue
English, Rated: T
Drama/General
Jaimie A. & Carter S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 671, Reviews: 4, Complete

Jaime has a surprise. Will it end her job with the team? R&R

Why I'm so Cross

2009-09-30T11:00:59-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
Harry Potter and Tribe
English, Rated: M
Romance/Tragedy
Minerva M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 681, Reviews: 0, Complete

Another McGongall Love Confessional. McGongall gets her heart broken, explaining the reason behind her constant foul mood. M to be safe.

White Lie

2009-09-30T10:59:09-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
King of Queens
English, Rated: K+
Humor/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 527, Reviews: 3, Complete

Carrie and Doug are the proud parents of many children. But when they receive an invitation to a high school reunion, will their white lie ruin their lives? R&R

Tricia the Stalker

2009-09-30T10:56:16-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
King of Queens
English, Rated: T
Humor/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 335, Reviews: 4, Complete

What if Tricia kept stalking Doug?

A little suprise

2009-09-28T10:49:46-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
Harry Potter
English, Rated: M
Romance/General
Minerva M. & Albus D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 564, Reviews: 2, Complete

An OOC tale with a surprise inside, along with a challenge. Rated M for a reason!

Messing with Snape

2009-09-28T10:46:49-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
Harry Potter
English, Rated: M
Humor
Severus S.
Chapters: 3, Words: 3,941, Reviews: 6, In-Progress

This list contains 200 ways to mess with Snape. Also includes stories to show how the events worked in my mind . Please enjoy. No refunds if you wet yourself... M for a reason

Severus Leaves Hogwarts

2009-09-28T10:44:59-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
Harry Potter
English, Rated: K+
Drama/General
Sybill T. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,054, Reviews: 2, Complete

Severus leaves Hogwarts suddenly. This is my way of introducing a character to the books. R&R please.

The Black Knight

2009-09-28T10:43:20-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
Harry Potter
English, Rated: T
Drama/Suspense
Severus S. & OC
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,026, Reviews: 0, Complete

A horror tale of the Black Knight. Rated T for a reason. R&R

Bothering the Recluse

2009-09-28T10:41:26-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
To Kill a Mockingbird
English, Rated: M
Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 412, Reviews: 5, Complete

A 'Potter Puppet Pals' meets 'To Kill A Mocking Bird' spoof. M for language. Please review and enjoy!

iSauce

2009-09-10T10:20:48-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
iCarly
English, Rated: K+
Humor/General
Sam P. & Freddie B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 273, Reviews: 4, Complete

The gang runs out of ideas, or do they?

hermione and the preshow kidnapping show

2009-09-03T11:26:02-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
Harry Potter and Metalocalypse
English, Rated: K+
Drama/Horror
Hermione G. & Nathan E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 277, Reviews: 2, Complete

Hermione kidnaps Nathan because of what he did to Ron. Will it be in end of Nathan?

Danny and Sam Have Problems

2009-08-20T10:50:10-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
Danny Phantom
English, Rated: T
Romance/Poetry
Dan Phantom & Sam M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,603, Reviews: 1, Complete

When Danny and Sam's triplets get Danny's ghost abilities, everything changes not only in his marriage, but in his relationship with his mother. R&R please

Story of Unfortunate Events

2009-08-18T09:52:10-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
Series Of Unfortunate Events
English, Rated: T
Tragedy/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,659, Reviews: 0, Complete

A little tragedy that has nothing to do with the book, though both sets of people have same types of lives: horrible. R&R if you have time

The Dreamer remake

2009-08-11T11:05:28-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
Fairy Tales
English, Rated: T
Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 315, Reviews: 1, Complete

A remake of the fairytale 'The Dreamer', funny if you've read it or not

Murdoc's Weakness

2009-07-31T06:00:10-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
MacGyver
English, Rated: K+
Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 352, Reviews: 4, Complete

Spoof. Murdoc interrupts Macgyver while he's crafting. Could this be the weakness MacGyver has searched for throughout his career? R&R

SG1 Meets the Wizard of Oz

2009-07-31T05:54:19-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
Stargate: SG-1 and Wizard of Oz
English, Rated: K+
Adventure/Drama
S. Carter
Chapters: 12, Words: 5,929, Reviews: 8, Complete

The ultimate use of the Wizard of Oz by SG-1. Dedicated to the characters & cast members who have passed away.

Adam & Christine

2009-07-31T05:24:38-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
Joan Of Arcadia
English, Rated: K+
Drama/Supernatural
Chapters: 6, Words: 9,887, Reviews: 1, Complete

My own resolution for after Joan destroy's Adam sculptures. Not a romance, a few curse words, R&R

The Girl

2009-07-31T04:44:32-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
King of Queens
English, Rated: M
Romance/Drama
Chapters: 7, Words: 3,758, Reviews: 3, Complete

Deacon gets involved with an underaged girl, breaking up friendships and family ties. Can Deacon redeam himself?

Romance on the Day Shift

2009-07-31T04:41:31-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
6teen
English, Rated: K+
Romance/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,196, Reviews: 0, Complete

Drama and romance plague the group starting with the arrival of Jen's new coworker, Raven.

Dharma's Haikus

2009-07-31T04:40:26-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
Dharma & Greg
English, Rated: K+
Hurt/Comfort/Family
Chapters: 1, Words: 187, Reviews: 2, Complete

Dharma writes haikus about her new baby.

Dead Like Joan

2009-07-31T04:37:56-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
Dead Like Me
English, Rated: T
Tragedy/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 899, Reviews: 0, Complete

A cancer patient dies in an unlikly way & joins George and the gang. One-shot. R&R

Abby & Drew Again

2009-07-31T04:34:59-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
Drew Carey Show and NCIS
English, Rated: K+
Romance/General
Abby S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,637, Reviews: 0, Complete

Abby, Drew's first groupie, returns to Drew during a mandatory sick day. Will Abby stay in his life for good this time? R&R

Vlad's Other Secret

2009-07-31T04:29:59-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
Danny Phantom
English, Rated: T
Humor/General
Dan Phantom & Vlad M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 392, Reviews: 2, Complete

Vlad tries to get revenge on Danny P for sending his secrets through Ghost Zone, sequel to 'Secret of Vlad'. R&R

Secret of Vlad

2009-07-31T04:28:39-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
Danny Phantom
English, Rated: T
Humor/General
Dan Phantom & Vlad M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 533, Reviews: 3, Complete

Vlad has a secret, and it has to do with...bunnies? Sequel coming, R&R

Jack's Rap

2009-07-31T04:20:50-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
Stargate: SG-1
English, Rated: M
Humor/General
J. O'Neill
Chapters: 1, Words: 652, Reviews: 0, Complete

My most recent rap, worst ever; read if you want to see what a white chick with no beat can do.

Why Fairytales are Fairytales

2009-07-31T04:04:23-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
Fairy Tales
English, Rated: T
Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 260, Reviews: 3, Complete

My thoughts on why fairytales exist. Enjoy

Why I'm Alone: Fairytales Rejected Me!

2009-07-31T04:02:09-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
Fairy Tales
English, Rated: T
Tragedy/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 284, Reviews: 0, Complete

A list of how fairytales rejected me. Who knew something so funny could be so tragic?

Three Women and a Failure

2009-07-13T14:27:33-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
Two and a Half Men
English, Rated: T
Romance/Hurt/Comfort
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,054, Reviews: 8, Complete

Alan is married again, but as you can see from the title, things do not work out. R&R please

My Twilight Parody

2009-07-13T14:16:15-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
Twilight
English, Rated: M
Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,331, Reviews: 6, Complete

I'm ba-aack, welcoming your flames with a little parody filled with me insulting your little book. Flames openly welcomed, dig as deep as you want.

Monkeys and the Crocodile Remake

2009-07-13T14:14:17-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
Fairy Tales
English, Rated: T
Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 173, Reviews: 1, Complete

The crocodile's version of 'Monkeys and the Crocodile' T for obvious violence and some language

Snape the Advisor

2009-07-13T14:07:25-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
Harry Potter
English, Rated: M
Romance/Humor
Ginny W. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 694, Reviews: 4, Complete

Severus Snape, the stud muffin that he is, becomes Hogwarts main specialist for sex edcuation, and tips. Interesting pairing inside, along with disclaimer about pairing. Note for you all: this is a little disturbing, but enjoy. R&R

McGonagall's Love Confessionals

2009-07-13T14:01:34-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
Harry Potter
English, Rated: K+
Romance/Humor
Minerva M. & Albus D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 748, Reviews: 7, Complete

Severus finds McGonagall's secret journal, and he reads insideto find the true secret: McGonagall's extreme love for Albus. R&R

Lisa's Decision

2009-07-13T13:59:11-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
Simpsons
English, Rated: T
Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,068, Reviews: 4, Complete

One shot. Lisa has a tough decision to make reguarding her & Milhouse's "creation"

Timothy's Moment of Pain

2009-07-13T13:39:09-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
NCIS
English, Rated: T
Humor/General
Tim M. & Tony D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 853, Reviews: 1, Complete

Final story in my reply to Falling into Heaven's TIVA challenge; enjoy the story. Reviews loved.

Little Red Riding Boy

2009-07-13T13:37:28-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
Fairy Tales
English, Rated: M
Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 985, Reviews: 0, Complete

My twist on this tale where a boy goes through all the adventures. R&R, beware of profanity, and violence...that should make you laugh.

Voldy Rap

2009-07-13T13:34:11-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
Harry Potter
English, Rated: M
Humor/General
Harry P. & Voldemort
Chapters: 1, Words: 504, Reviews: 4, Complete

My second rap, and this time it's a tale about Harry and Voldy, with the rapper being Harry, but you can only blame me for this not having a beat:

Ziva's Moment of Pain

2009-07-13T13:31:26-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
NCIS
English, Rated: T
General
Ziva D. & Tony D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,857, Reviews: 1, Complete

Sequal to TIVA Challenege; Tony's Moment of Pain brings on Ziva's moment of pain. One more after this, enjoy all three!

The Real Story of Humpty Dumpty

2009-07-13T13:29:42-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
Fairy Tales
English, Rated: M
Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 215, Reviews: 4, Complete

The real story of Humpty Dumpty...M for a reason! R&R

Tony's Moment of Pain

2009-07-01T04:46:43-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
NCIS
English, Rated: T
Humor/General
Tony D. & Ziva D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 363, Reviews: 4, Complete

In response to the TIVA Challenge from Fallingintoheaven: Tony and Ziva trapped in an elevator, but there is something major going on with Tony. Hope you laugh at this one, & feel free to review.

The Challenge

2009-06-30T05:13:31-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
Charmed
English, Rated: T
Supernatural/General
Piper H.
Chapters: 3, Words: 3,941, Reviews: 0, In-Progress

A demon issues a challenge throughout the Underworld to kill the Charmed Ones at all costs...right when Prue and Leo are about to get remarried. What will this bring, horror, sadness, or tragedy? R&R

True Lovers

2009-06-30T05:05:56-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
Shrek and Phantom of the Opera
English, Rated: T
Romance/Tragedy
Chapters: 11, Words: 14,614, Reviews: 1, Complete

This is a fanfic set in the future of Shrek and Fiona's life together. A detailed summary is inside, and if you want a quick scan just read the bolded part. It's the only important area. T for language, but it's got Donkey in it what do you expect?

Pranking Out

2009-06-30T05:05:09-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
Misc. Movies
English, Rated: M
Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 389, Reviews: 0, In-Progress

Fanfic for 'Hiding Out' with John Cryer-Andrew has free reign of the school, and takes full advantage by pulling amazing pranks. More to come, M for sexual references.

What Really Happened to Hans Gruber?

2009-06-29T07:00:50-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
Die Hard
English, Rated: T
Romance/General
Hans G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 800, Reviews: 3, In-Progress

A love story where Hans Gruber somehow survives his horrible fall, and despite the truth, a woman thanks John for the honor of letting him fall. R&R please

Chase of the Monkey

2009-06-29T06:57:16-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
Scooby Doo
English, Rated: K
Humor/Mystery
Scooby Doo
Chapters: 1, Words: 676, Reviews: 1, Complete

Scooby and the Gang head to a zoo to try to find a loose monkey on a tight deadline. 1-shot, R&R please

Joan and the Robbery

2009-06-29T06:51:48-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
Joan Of Arcadia
English, Rated: T
Supernatural/Suspense
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,820, Reviews: 1, In-Progress

A robbery sets off a strange chain of events. R&R please and help me with character names. The show never comes on anymore!

Tony Gone

2009-06-29T06:40:36-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
Harry Potter and TV X-overs
English, Rated: T
Suspense/Supernatural
Chapters: 7, Words: 8,015, Reviews: 1, Complete

NCIS/Charmed/Harry Potter; When Tony goes missing, it sets off a change of events involving murder and world domination. R&R please.

Private Stories of Jack O'Neill

2009-06-29T06:31:09-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
Stargate: SG-1
English, Rated: M
Humor/Drama
J. O'Neill
Chapters: 6, Words: 2,791, Reviews: 0, In-Progress

From crazy ideas to your computer screen, these are the stories General Hammond never allowed into a report format, yet here they are at your disposal. Be careful, you may not like what you see. M for mature content, readers beware, and feel free to flame

Ghost of Stargate Command

2009-06-29T06:26:23-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
Stargate: SG-1
English, Rated: T
Supernatural/Drama
J. Fraiser
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,550, Reviews: 0, Complete

A ghost is haunting Stargate Command, but only an outsider can see her. Will the outsider be taken away for psychiatric care or will she be embraced and allowed to communicate with the ghost? 1-shot, dedicated to Janet Fraiser.

Powerpuff High School

2009-06-29T06:21:26-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
Powerpuff Girls
English, Rated: M
Drama/General
Buttercup
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,236, Reviews: 2, Complete

The girls are all grown up and more different than ever. Will the difference between Buttercup and her sisters drive them apart, or will they live to fight another day? R&R please

Ronon's Experience

2009-06-29T06:03:42-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
Stargate: Atlantis and Transformers
English, Rated: K+
Humor/General
Ronon D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 526, Reviews: 2, Complete

As a new man in a strange new world, Ronon could encounter something he's never seen before, such as a microwave, but is it really a microwave? One-shot.

Snape and the Fiasco

2009-06-29T05:55:34-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
Harry Potter
English, Rated: M
Humor/General
Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 677, Reviews: 2, Complete

When HOgwarts experiences a Swine Flu breakout, one man is called in to take care of the staff...and some animals. See into Snape's worst nightmare: dealing with out of control animals. M for language.

Shadow from the Past

2009-06-29T05:47:33-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
Transformers
English, Rated: K+
Adventure/Suspense
Chapters: 5, Words: 3,651, Reviews: 0, In-Progress

A 'Transformers' fanfic that could work as 'Transformers 6' or something: a group of people come across a wayward robot while treking through the Sahara: can they lose him before they get to a big city, or is humanity at risk? R&R please

Molly Gets Even

2009-06-29T05:38:12-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
TV X-overs
English, Rated: M
Parody/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 440, Reviews: 1, Complete

Molly, from the Big Comfy Couch, is sick of Loonette treating her like crap, so...she gets even. M for some major violence who ever thought a cute little doll could do something so terrible...on set!

Animated Antics

2009-06-29T05:26:06-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
Family Guy and Magic School Bus
English, Rated: T
Drama/Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 5,684, Reviews: 2, Complete

Strange crossover, but you'll see that it works: The Magic School Bus accidentally goes through a portal that changes all animated characters into real characters. Will this stop Peter's animated antics? Read and see R&R please!

The Guide

2009-06-29T05:17:49-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
Tribe
English, Rated: M
Drama/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,003, Reviews: 0, In-Progress

My first-ever Tribe fanfic! This is like my version of near the beginning since I only saw the last series. Feel free to review!

Snape and the Flame Witch

2009-06-29T04:57:50-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
Harry Potter
English, Rated: K+
Drama/Supernatural
Severus S.
Chapters: 10, Words: 52,212, Reviews: 0, Complete

This is the biography of a flame witch, one with amazing powers, but are they damaging to her life? Is she Good or Evil? These questions are answered in this story of love & hate, but mostly Flame. The Flame Witch is my own idea. Read and review please!

Misfit

2009-06-04T14:31:14-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
Harry Potter
English, Rated: M
Humor/General
Myrtle & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 855, Reviews: 3, Complete

Harry Potter, a celebrity of the wizard world, misses a royal holiday appointed by the Queen of England, and now he is officially a rule-brekaing misfit. This insane story is from Moaning Myrle's POV, and the ending is like superinsane, but enjoy anyway.

Whomping Willow Rap

2009-06-04T14:25:51-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
Harry Potter
English, Rated: T
Humor/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 509, Reviews: 3, Complete

I got extremely bored, but this is a rap from the POV of the whomping willow. It has no distiguishable beat, but it does rhyme, and it's the best this white chick could do. Please tell me how you like my first-ever rap!

Mr Monk Makes A Sacrafice

2009-06-04T14:12:08-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
Monk
English, Rated: K+
Drama/General
Adrian M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,684, Reviews: 1, Complete

Monk is forced to make a sacrafice if he wants to follow the rules.

The Mystery of the Muffin

2009-05-12T12:53:57-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
Chaotic
English, Rated: K+
Humor/Mystery
Chapters: 1, Words: 574, Reviews: 6, Complete

Someone...or something...has taken Peyton's muffin. Can he figure out who did it? Could his search for a muffin be dangerous? Or life-changing? Read and see, and I promise you'll get a good laugh.

MacGyver to the Rescue

2009-05-12T12:51:34-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
MacGyver and Tribe
English, Rated: K+
Drama/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 962, Reviews: 1, Complete

MacGyver is in Tribe World, and he changes the final episode of Series 5 forever.

Ballad of Terror

2009-04-22T12:50:11-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
Shakespeare
English, Rated: K+
Horror/Supernatural
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,695, Reviews: 2, In-Progress

This is a chilling spin on Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet. Be warned, this is nothing like the original.

Disturbed in the Suburb

2009-04-22T12:48:12-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
Everybody Loves Raymond
English, Rated: M
Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,021, Reviews: 0, Complete

This is an April Fools' Day fanfic, and guess what career choice Raymond has decided to pursuit on this lovely day. Rated M for sexual content.

Below the BackyardA Bug's Fight For Paradise

2009-04-16T11:40:50-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
A Bugs Life
English, Rated: K+
Adventure/General
Chapters: 2, Words: 5,386, Reviews: 1, In-Progress

A backyard full of bugs is threatened when the family decides to call an exterminator.

I Welcome the Flame SG Style

2009-04-16T11:38:49-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
Stargate: SG-1 and Stargate: Atlantis
English, Rated: M
Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,176, Reviews: 3, Complete

This may be one of my favorite shows, but I just HAD to rant on it! Part Three of my 'I Welcome the Flame' series. M for calling Amanda Tapping a bad word!P

Desire of an Afterlife

2009-04-03T11:41:07-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
Harry Potter
English, Rated: K+
Drama/General
Severus S.
Chapters: 9, Words: 89,807, Reviews: 0, Complete

Part 2 of Adventures of the Unknown. This part makes much more sense, r&r please!

Snape and the Dark Angel

2009-03-30T11:35:52-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
Harry Potter
English, Rated: K+
Romance/Supernatural
Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 374, Reviews: 2, Complete

An encounter between Severus Snape and a mysterious dark angel.

Why I Wouldn't be in a Fairytale

2009-03-30T11:32:16-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
Fairy Tales
English, Rated: T
Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 940, Reviews: 2, Complete

25 reasons why I would NEVER be in a fairytale. Teen for implied language.

The Trial of the Victim Named Sheldon

2009-03-17T12:44:24-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
Big Bang Theory
English, Rated: K
Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,584, Reviews: 2, Complete

Sheldon has been killed! This is the story of the humerous trial that follows this heinous crime. R&R please!

Life at the end of the World

2009-03-12T07:25:54-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
Stargate: Atlantis
English, Rated: K+
Adventure
Ronon D.
Chapters: 10, Words: 9,207, Reviews: 0, Complete

Author's note included. First of a series of ten stories about a warrior who survives a war on his home planet. Ten stories included within this one to keep you from being too confused I hope .

Adventures of the Unknown

2009-03-10T09:43:01-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
Harry Potter
English, Rated: K+
Adventure/Romance
Severus S.
Chapters: 5, Words: 46,178, Reviews: 0, Complete

Warning: this will not flow with the book, but stick with it. It all turns out okay. 1st of a series of 2 fanfics where Severus may find romance with a mysterious America who appears in his life after an accident. Part two coming soon! R&R please!

The Moonlight

2009-03-10T09:39:06-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
Harry Potter
English, Rated: K+
Spiritual/Drama
Severus S.
Chapters: 8, Words: 14,567, Reviews: 1, Complete

The afterlife of Severus Snape and other characters. This is a religious story, believe it or not, but Sev does go "down south," but I love him anyway: .

toysVSthebully

2009-03-09T09:57:51-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
Toy Story
English, Rated: K
Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,354, Reviews: 2, Complete

What happens when a bully makes someone throw a toy away? Not with Andy, but same type of story.

The Road Trip

2009-03-09T09:51:11-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
Two and a Half Men
English, Rated: K+
Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 496, Reviews: 3, Complete

Alan and Charlie take a road trip and meet up with some dialect-challenged people. Enjoy.

Your McGee Is Showing!

2009-02-18T14:16:32-08:00

Author: DarkAngelSnapeLover
NCIS
English, Rated: M
Humor/Romance
Abby S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,605, Reviews: 4, Complete

Abby is having a baby, but no one can tell who the real father is until the very end. Rated M for some mature content, but it's still funny to me . OOC