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Total Drama Ninja

2009-09-24T02:28:17-08:00

Author: EvilMentalHamster
Crossover: Naruto and Total Drama Island
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Jiraiya
Chapters: 6, Words: 10,875, Reviews: 44 Updated: 9-24-09 Published: 6-28-09
Status: In-Progress

The ninja from Naruto take part in Total Drama Island. Chapter 6 is up, apologies for the wait

Galactik Football Mysteries: Who's Tia?

2009-08-19T05:08:36-08:00

Author: EvilMentalHamster
Category: Galactik Football
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Rocket & Sinedd
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,160, Reviews: 4 Published: 8-19-09
Status: Complete

How come no-one knows who Tia or the Snow Kids are?

Teletubby tales: No escape

2009-08-16T10:32:09-08:00

Author: EvilMentalHamster
Category: Teletubbies
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 813, Reviews: 3 Published: 8-16-09
Status: Complete

More of the disturbing tales that you seem to have come to love. Enjoy being creeped out as Teletubbies is turned on it's head.

The awkward adventures of Pennywise the clown

2009-08-14T08:59:47-08:00

Author: EvilMentalHamster
Category: IT
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 542, Reviews: 4 Published: 8-14-09
Status: In-Progress

Join me as we watch Pennywise spread fear... well kinda

Metal Gear Fun

2009-07-07T06:06:44-08:00

Author: EvilMentalHamster
Category: Metal Gear
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Pairing: S. Snake & R. Campbell
Chapters: 6, Words: 7,760, Reviews: 8 Updated: 7-7-09 Published: 6-21-09
Status: In-Progress

An amusing walkthrough of Metal Gear Solid. Inspired by Resident Fun by Gerkyhen.

MissingNin: The Exquisite Three arc

2009-07-05T14:16:06-08:00

Author: EvilMentalHamster
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Suspense
Pairing: Ebisu & Asuma S.
Chapters: 6, Words: 5,091, Reviews: 7 Updated: 7-5-09 Published: 6-22-09
Status: In-Progress

Takeshi Mori is a missing-nin from the Village Hidden in the Mist. But why is he so keen to enter the Village Hidden in the Leaves?

Another 20 short stories for Resident Evil

2009-07-03T08:49:34-08:00

Author: EvilMentalHamster
Category: Resident Evil
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: A. Wesker & Chris R.
Chapters: 1, Words: 691, Reviews: 2 Published: 7-3-09
Status: Complete

20 song titles, 20 short Resident evil stories.

Demon of the Hidden Mist

2009-07-02T18:11:47-08:00

Author: EvilMentalHamster
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Horror/Suspense
Pairing: Zabuza M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,635, Reviews: 1 Published: 7-2-09
Status: Complete

Zabuza's account of the homicide in Kirigakure's trials. A rare serious fic for me.

Galactik Football Struggle II: The Galactik War

2009-07-02T14:49:08-08:00

Author: EvilMentalHamster
Category: Galactik Football
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Pairing: Aarch & Rocket
Chapters: 8, Words: 5,582, Reviews: 7 Updated: 7-2-09 Published: 6-20-09
Status: In-Progress

Twenty years after Aarch's evil rule.

Orochimaru's experiment

2009-07-02T10:20:08-08:00

Author: EvilMentalHamster
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Horror/Angst
Pairing: Orochimaru
Chapters: 1, Words: 537, Reviews: 3 Published: 7-2-09
Status: Complete

Orochimaru tests on a subject. A rare serious fic for me.

Twilight: You should wear a seatbelt

2009-07-02T05:27:11-08:00

Author: EvilMentalHamster
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Edward & Bella
Chapters: 1, Words: 297, Reviews: 5 Published: 7-2-09
Status: Complete

Bella trys to distract Edward from the horrible thoughts that he is feeling

Tonight with Might Guy

2009-06-30T13:43:37-08:00

Author: EvilMentalHamster
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Gai M. & Orochimaru
Chapters: 4, Words: 1,987, Reviews: 6 Updated: 6-30-09 Published: 6-19-09
Status: In-Progress

Might Guy's radio show where he interviews everyones favourite ninja.

Lord Brocktree searches for the animals

2009-06-30T13:01:53-08:00

Author: EvilMentalHamster
Category: Redwall
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 443, Reviews: 4 Published: 6-30-09
Status: Complete

Does he find the forest animals? And where the douche are they anyway?

Flintstones get their just desserts

2009-06-26T17:49:03-08:00

Author: EvilMentalHamster
Category: Flintstones
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 85, Reviews: 3 Published: 6-26-09
Status: Complete

Title explains it all.

Yeah rap it!

2009-06-26T17:28:03-08:00

Author: EvilMentalHamster
Category: Parappa the Rapper
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 133, Reviews: 2 Published: 6-26-09
Status: Complete

Parappa walks down the street rapping, but a problem occurs.

Jade Cocoon wants it easy

2009-06-26T17:09:56-08:00

Author: EvilMentalHamster
Category: Jade Cocoon
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 221, Reviews: 1 Published: 6-26-09
Status: Complete

Levant doesn't think capturing monsters is easy enough.

Prison Stuck

2009-06-26T15:43:08-08:00

Author: EvilMentalHamster
Category: Prison Break
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Michael S. & F. Sucre
Chapters: 1, Words: 255, Reviews: 2 Published: 6-26-09
Status: Complete

Michael starts the attempted break out.

Naruto: The prankster arc

2009-06-26T15:10:23-08:00

Author: EvilMentalHamster
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 4, Words: 1,885, Reviews: 4 Updated: 6-26-09 Published: 6-19-09
Status: In-Progress

A mysterious ninja terrorises every ninja with pranks.

PacMan: The Chase

2009-06-25T14:54:41-08:00

Author: EvilMentalHamster
Category: Pac-Man
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Crime
Pairing: Blinky & Pac-Man
Chapters: 1, Words: 348, Reviews: 5 Published: 6-25-09
Status: Complete

Clyde the Ghost orders his fellow ghosts to get that damn Pac-Man out of their garden!

The Ring becomes void

2009-06-25T07:44:58-08:00

Author: EvilMentalHamster
Category: Ring/Ringu
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 314, Reviews: 0 Published: 6-25-09
Status: Complete

Marvin plans for his girlfriend to watch the tape so that he survives. Will it work?

20 short stories for Resident Evil from Songs

2009-06-22T15:55:11-08:00

Author: EvilMentalHamster
Category: Resident Evil
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: A. Wesker & Chris R.
Chapters: 1, Words: 445, Reviews: 3 Published: 6-22-09
Status: Complete

Short stories inspired by songs and adapted to Resident Evil. I got this idea from Gerkyhen.

Resident Evil: Licker Tales

2009-06-21T15:47:38-08:00

Author: EvilMentalHamster
Category: Resident Evil
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 91, Reviews: 1 Published: 6-21-09
Status: Complete

The Lickers have a chat

The Ring: The True Story

2009-06-21T13:37:55-08:00

Author: EvilMentalHamster
Category: Ring/Ringu
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 51, Reviews: 4 Published: 6-21-09
Status: Complete

This is the truth. ScreamFic

The Grudge: The True Story

2009-06-21T11:31:40-08:00

Author: EvilMentalHamster
Category: Grudge
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 31, Reviews: 11 Published: 6-21-09
Status: Complete

This is the truth. ScreamFic

Can't find my key!

2009-06-21T11:16:17-08:00

Author: EvilMentalHamster
Category: Little Mermaid
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 457, Reviews: 0 Published: 6-21-09
Status: Complete

Mr.Smith sings a song about the mess in his house to the tune of Under the Sea. You'll have to sing it in an accent for it to fully work. Crack Fic Song

Sasuke vs Deidara Showdown in the forest clearing

2009-06-20T14:57:29-08:00

Author: EvilMentalHamster
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Deidara
Chapters: 1, Words: 214, Reviews: 2 Published: 6-20-09
Status: Complete

An amusing alternative happening of Sasuke's and Deidara's fight.

Look for the bare testicles

2009-06-20T14:14:53-08:00

Author: EvilMentalHamster
Category: Disney
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 223, Reviews: 2 Published: 6-20-09
Status: Complete

An adapted naughty version of the Jungle Book song. In T simply because it's childish humour

11 things i hate about you

2009-06-20T12:05:36-08:00

Author: EvilMentalHamster
Category: 10 Things I Hate About You
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 171, Reviews: 4 Published: 6-20-09
Status: Complete

The poem from the film slightly edited

Galactik Football Struggle: Aarch's evil rule

2009-06-20T07:16:51-08:00

Author: EvilMentalHamster
Category: Galactik Football
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Pairing: Aarch & D'Jok
Chapters: 23, Words: 12,111, Reviews: 53 Updated: 6-20-09 Published: 3-1-09
Status: Complete

Aarch the evil manager of the Snow Kids shakes things up by getting a new player in the form of Superman. The Snow Kids decide to revolt against the evil manager and go on a grand adventure to stop him. It's finally finished. Sequel up now: Galactik War

Terminating Mario

2009-06-19T16:54:43-08:00

Author: EvilMentalHamster
Crossover: Terminator and Super Smash Brothers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Mario
Chapters: 1, Words: 104, Reviews: 1 Published: 6-19-09
Status: Complete

Terminator comes for Mario - i didn't both dragging it out.

Guess Who's there

2009-06-19T16:03:43-08:00

Author: EvilMentalHamster
Category: Guess Who?
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 49, Reviews: 6 Published: 6-19-09
Status: Complete

Guess Who?

Resident Evil 5: Majini tales 4

2009-06-19T15:15:58-08:00

Author: EvilMentalHamster
Category: Resident Evil
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Chris R. & Sheva A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 332, Reviews: 2 Published: 6-19-09
Status: Complete

Robin Majini takes the dogs out for a walk.

Seto wants fun

2009-06-18T10:15:13-08:00

Author: EvilMentalHamster
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Seto K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 373, Reviews: 7 Published: 6-18-09
Status: Complete

Seto Kaiba asks his minions how he can have fun.

Teletubby Tales: The morning after

2009-06-18T01:26:08-08:00

Author: EvilMentalHamster
Category: Teletubbies
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 280, Reviews: 5 Published: 6-18-09
Status: Complete

What happened last night in the Tubby household. Warning: If you like the Tubby people, then be prepared for you're life to be turned on it's head.

Horton hears a Who, so what does he do

2009-06-17T14:44:06-08:00

Author: EvilMentalHamster
Category: Horton Hears a Who
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 244, Reviews: 4 Published: 6-17-09
Status: Complete

... hey i could be Dr.Seuss.

King of the bugs

2009-06-17T14:11:10-08:00

Author: EvilMentalHamster
Crossover: Pokemon and Jesus Christ Superstar
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 313, Reviews: 3 Published: 6-17-09
Status: Complete

Adapted version of King Herod's King of the Jews song. In this version Caterpie sings at Weedle.

Little Bo Peep's mishap

2009-06-17T10:41:03-08:00

Author: EvilMentalHamster
Category: Toy Story
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 80, Reviews: 6 Published: 6-17-09
Status: Complete

Little Bo Peep gets ready for the dance. Warning: Cheeky sexual reference.

Resident Evil 5: Majini tales 3

2009-06-17T08:43:57-08:00

Author: EvilMentalHamster
Category: Resident Evil
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Sheva A. & Chris R.
Chapters: 1, Words: 232, Reviews: 4 Published: 6-17-09
Status: Complete

The Majini plan a surprise. Note: Majini tales are supposed to be new short stories, not chapters.

Life of Brian Song

2009-06-17T07:44:40-08:00

Author: EvilMentalHamster
Crossover: Family Guy and Monty Python
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Brian G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 148, Reviews: 1 Published: 6-17-09
Status: Complete

The life of Brian song from Monty Python adapted to Family Guy.

Oblivion phrase story

2009-06-17T07:22:38-08:00

Author: EvilMentalHamster
Category: Oblivion
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 267, Reviews: 3 Published: 6-17-09
Status: Complete

A man happens upon a murder.

Resident Evil 5: Majini tales 2

2009-06-17T01:49:08-08:00

Author: EvilMentalHamster
Category: Resident Evil
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Chris R. & Sheva A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 383, Reviews: 3 Published: 6-17-09
Status: Complete

The Majini have a chat.

Resident Evil 5: Majini tales

2009-06-16T12:53:53-08:00

Author: EvilMentalHamster
Category: Resident Evil
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Chris R. & Sheva A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 262, Reviews: 3 Published: 6-16-09
Status: Complete

Majini do stuff.

Teletubby Tales: Breakfast

2009-04-12T11:17:33-08:00

Author: EvilMentalHamster
Category: Teletubbies
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 159, Reviews: 5 Published: 4-12-09
Status: Complete

Tinky chats to Dipsy......................Tinky is a perv.

Sasuke vs Gaara showdown in the forest

2009-03-19T08:59:07-08:00

Author: EvilMentalHamster
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Gaara & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 305, Reviews: 3 Published: 3-19-09
Status: Complete

An amusing alternate view on Sasuke's and Gaara's fight in the forest.

Shikamaru vs Gaara showdown in the hospital

2009-03-15T09:10:59-08:00

Author: EvilMentalHamster
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Shikamaru N. & Gaara
Chapters: 1, Words: 540, Reviews: 3 Published: 3-15-09
Status: Complete

An amusing alternate view of the events in Hospital between Shikamaru, Naruto and Gaara as seen in Naruto.

Dark Night

2009-03-12T14:01:43-08:00

Author: EvilMentalHamster
Category: Batman Begins/Dark Knight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Bruce W./Batman
Chapters: 1, Words: 242, Reviews: 2 Published: 3-12-09
Status: Complete

Thieves run into trouble

Twilight: Edward shines

2009-03-11T15:16:44-08:00

Author: EvilMentalHamster
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Edward & Bella
Chapters: 1, Words: 84, Reviews: 10 Published: 3-11-09
Status: Complete

Edward shines and it has disastrous consequences.

Monster Rancher: The New Gang Member

2009-03-11T11:46:44-08:00

Author: EvilMentalHamster
Category: Monster Rancher series/モンスターファーム
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Genki & Holly
Chapters: 1, Words: 759, Reviews: 1 Published: 3-11-09
Status: Complete

Genki and the gang discover a new disc. But who is in the disc? Rhetorical question.

The End of Thomas the Engine

2009-03-09T12:33:47-08:00

Author: EvilMentalHamster
Category: Thomas the Tank Engine
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 317, Reviews: 7 Published: 3-9-09
Status: Complete

This is how it ends.

Pokemon Cruelty

2009-03-08T13:57:27-08:00

Author: EvilMentalHamster
Category: Pokemon
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Ash K./Satoshi & Pikachu
Chapters: 1, Words: 232, Reviews: 16 Published: 3-8-09
Status: Complete

Important lesson about Pokemon fighting.

Demonata Lord Loss, how I changed his life

2009-03-08T13:02:03-08:00

Author: EvilMentalHamster
Category: Demonata
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Pairing: Lord Loss
Chapters: 1, Words: 302, Reviews: 6 Published: 3-8-09
Status: Complete

Lord Loss was a mess before i met him.

Harry Potter The truth

2009-03-07T09:42:32-08:00

Author: EvilMentalHamster
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Harry P. & Ron W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 232, Reviews: 7 Published: 3-7-09
Status: Complete

This is the real truth behind Harry Potter.

Blair Witch Project: The True Story

2009-03-07T08:55:50-08:00

Author: EvilMentalHamster
Category: Blair Witch Project
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 16, Reviews: 15 Published: 3-7-09
Status: Complete

This is the truth. ScreamFic

Dino Crisis The Velociraptor's Tea Party

2009-03-07T06:22:04-08:00

Author: EvilMentalHamster
Category: Dino Crisis
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 240, Reviews: 4 Published: 3-7-09
Status: Complete

Jane the velociraptor has a crisis.

Pong The True Story

2009-03-07T05:31:40-08:00

Author: EvilMentalHamster
Category: Pong
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 53, Reviews: 3 Published: 3-7-09
Status: Complete

Ever wondered the true story of Pong? No me neither but i decided to tell people anyway :D

Pokemon A very important story for all to read

2009-03-07T05:21:59-08:00

Author: EvilMentalHamster
Category: Pokemon
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Angst
Pairing: Ash K./Satoshi & Brock/Takeshi
Chapters: 1, Words: 321, Reviews: 4 Published: 3-7-09
Status: Complete

Ash has a very normal life considering but then it all goes wrong.

Teletubby Tales: He was an addict

2009-03-05T14:40:49-08:00

Author: EvilMentalHamster
Category: Teletubbies
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 256, Reviews: 6 Published: 3-5-09
Status: Complete

This is a humourous twist on something we all know to be true. Enjoy!

Futurama Fry does it he asks Leela out

2009-03-04T09:20:19-08:00

Author: EvilMentalHamster
Category: Futurama
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Fry, P. & Leela, T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 272, Reviews: 3 Published: 3-4-09
Status: Complete

Fry asks Leela out. What does she say?

DragonBall Z: A tale of Frieza's transformation

2009-03-01T03:55:07-08:00

Author: EvilMentalHamster
Category: Dragon Ball Z
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Suspense
Pairing: Frieza & Goku
Chapters: 1, Words: 433, Reviews: 4 Published: 3-1-09
Status: Complete

Frieza has a secret transformation hidden up his butt not literally.

Galactik Football Mysteries

2009-02-28T12:27:06-08:00

Author: EvilMentalHamster
Category: Galactik Football
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Mystery
Pairing: Sinedd & Sonny B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 543, Reviews: 5 Published: 2-28-09
Status: Complete

Sinedd finds out a secret

The Capital Wasteland: A story of love, hate and a

2009-02-28T06:35:26-08:00

Author: EvilMentalHamster
Category: Fallout
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 533, Reviews: 5 Published: 2-28-09
Status: Complete

mysterious hero. Michael Shoeladder tries to find his love on this adventure.

Fallout 3 A story of the coolest Raider

2009-02-28T05:50:16-08:00

Author: EvilMentalHamster
Category: Fallout
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 269, Reviews: 6 Published: 2-28-09
Status: Complete

This is a story about a cool Raider dude. Swearing is in it and i like the swearing.