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Curry

2008-09-15T12:37:28-08:00

Author: Sephulbadis
Category: Final Fantasy VII
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Prof. Hojo & Zack F.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,976, Reviews: 7 Published: 9-15-08
Status: Complete

A routine SOLDIER physical for Zack, right? Riiight. Nobody gets out of Hojo's office that easy.

Last Call

2007-11-09T21:59:46-08:00

Author: Sephulbadis
Category: Final Fantasy VII
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Angst
Pairing: Kadaj & Cloud S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,966, Reviews: 6 Published: 11-9-07
Status: Complete

Kadaj's phone finally makes an unexpected love connection! Unfortunately, there's no tower that can carry its signal where Cloud's phone must go. Contains tragic cellular death.

A Finely Tuned Piece

2007-04-28T09:29:45-08:00

Author: Sephulbadis
Category: Final Fantasy VII
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Cloud S. & Tseng
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,885, Reviews: 21 Published: 4-28-07
Status: Complete

Cloud's motorcycle and a nameless ShinRa chopper meet in the middle of nowhere as their respective pilots also meet in the middle of nowhere. Can a sturdy hardriding machine meet the erotic demands of an anonymous, exquisitely engineered stranger? Oh yes.

The Day Everything Owned Cloud

2006-11-23T12:37:12-08:00

Author: Sephulbadis
Category: Final Fantasy VII
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Angst
Pairing: Cloud S. & Reno
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,720, Reviews: 37 Updated: 11-23-06 Published: 9-2-06
Status: Complete

The title pretty much says it all. A single 24hour slice of Cloud's life, in which he is owned by everything from breakfast to Fenrir to Reno to waitresses in pasties, and then owned a few more times. Never gets a break, does he?

Dirty Hands

2006-11-23T09:47:20-08:00

Author: Sephulbadis
Category: Final Fantasy VII
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Cait S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,076, Reviews: 3 Published: 11-23-06
Status: Complete

Cait Sith insists on reading Denzel's fortune, and finds it surprisingly spicy! Perviness ensues.

The Turks Who Don't Do Anything

2006-09-22T22:45:41-08:00

Author: Sephulbadis
Category: Final Fantasy VII
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Reno & Rude
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,461, Reviews: 8 Published: 9-22-06
Status: Complete

It's the slowest day EVER at ShinRa HQ. See Reno, Rude, Elena, and Tseng deal with soul crushing tedium against a stylin' musical backdrop. Arrrrr.

Mechanical Resonance

2006-07-03T12:43:12-08:00

Author: Sephulbadis
Category: Final Fantasy VII
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Humor
Pairing: Cid H. & Yazoo
Chapters: 4, Words: 4,915, Reviews: 38 Updated: 7-3-06 Published: 6-3-06
Status: Complete

The triplets want the Highwind. Only Cid knows how to fly her. It's not going to go smoothly.

Red

2006-05-28T09:37:33-08:00

Author: Sephulbadis
Category: Final Fantasy VII
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Reno & Red XIII
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,895, Reviews: 25 Updated: 5-28-06 Published: 5-27-06
Status: Complete

Reno wonders what the heck Cloud's dog wants from him, but reluctantly agrees to dinner. Over fatty pork, Red stuggles to express the plans he's been harboring for so long. The lurid saga concludes!

Cured Meat

2006-05-16T20:36:23-08:00

Author: Sephulbadis
Category: Final Fantasy VII
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Kadaj & Tifa L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 651, Reviews: 13 Published: 5-16-06
Status: Complete

Post AC. The triplets have been given a fresh start by Aeris and Cloud, and learn that the key to happiness in a Jenova free world is starting the day off with proper nutrition. NOT FLUFFY.

Kiss Him For Me

2006-04-16T22:48:07-08:00

Author: Sephulbadis
Category: Final Fantasy VII
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Aerith G. & Zack F.
Chapters: 1, Words: 946, Reviews: 5 Published: 4-16-06
Status: In-Progress

Being God is hard work. Aeris takes a breather with Zack in Chocobo Heaven and reveals the true love of her life. Meanwhile, in the human world, a battle rages: will Aeris see Cloud tear that love apart? Aeris x Bahamut!

Phone Sex

2006-04-12T18:17:53-08:00

Author: Sephulbadis
Category: Final Fantasy VII
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Jenova & Rufus
Chapters: 1, Words: 742, Reviews: 24 Published: 4-12-06
Status: Complete

Some days, the box feels a little cramped. Jenova reaches out for something to amuse herself and ruins Rufus's phone for anyone else, ever.

Driving Pleasure

2006-04-09T23:57:46-08:00

Author: Sephulbadis
Category: Final Fantasy VII
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 666, Reviews: 34 Published: 4-9-06
Status: Complete

Kadaj's motorcycle x Loz's motorcycle x Yazoo's motorcycle: The brothers leave their hardridden bikes alone after a long day, unaware of the smokin' hot motorpr0nz that will inevitably result!

The Perfect Son

2006-04-08T22:30:17-08:00

Author: Sephulbadis
Category: Final Fantasy VII
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Yazoo & Kadaj
Chapters: 1, Words: 889, Reviews: 12 Published: 4-8-06
Status: Complete

Yazoo is all too aware of his shortcomings in service to Mother. How could she find any use for something like him? On the night before Reunion, Kadaj provides an answer.

Hello, Hello

2004-05-27T19:08:39-08:00

Author: Sephulbadis
Category: Gundam Seed
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 810, Reviews: 6 Published: 5-27-04
Status: In-Progress

Society and programming conspire to prevent two of Lux's Hellos from knowing true love. Can they steal a tender moment from fate, or is their passion truly an error?

Gryffindor Nights

2003-01-22T20:34:08-08:00

Author: Sephulbadis
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Supernatural
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,221, Reviews: 5 Updated: 1-22-03 Published: 1-18-03
Status: In-Progress

Episode 2: Hedwig, Crookshanks, Mrs. Norris and Scabbers play a high-stakes game of international espionage!

Great Sage Noonsa Spreads the Word

2002-12-03T19:52:38-08:00

Author: Sephulbadis
Category: Slayers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 562, Reviews: 5 Published: 12-3-02
Status: In-Progress

A smart-aleck slice from Noonsa's little-documented life as a wandering philosopher before he threw it all in the bin to become a professional osculator. No kissing involved. R&R deeply appreciated.

A Bad Day for Otaku

2002-09-13T09:57:49-08:00

Author: Sephulbadis
Category: Metal Gear
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 752, Reviews: 13 Published: 9-13-02
Status: In-Progress

The 'no NC17 fic' policy makes Otacon sad. It's his day off, dammit, why must things go wrong?

Run Emma Run

2002-08-25T14:58:59-08:00

Author: Sephulbadis
Category: Metal Gear
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Horror
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,008, Reviews: 42 Updated: 8-25-02 Published: 8-23-02
Status: In-Progress

An in-game justification of the out-of-game urge to find out what would happen if Raiden killed Emma. Repeatedly. In several different ways. More or less in-character. Bonus chapter 2: Rose buys the farm!

The Shower Scene

2002-07-23T13:48:06-08:00

Author: Sephulbadis
Category: Metal Gear
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,658, Reviews: 20 Published: 7-23-02
Status: In-Progress

It's hot. It's steamy. It's PG-13? You betcha. Full of grapefruit goodness and cheap humor at Otacon's expense. Will he drop the soap?

Get In the Box, Dave

2002-04-24T23:43:15-08:00

Author: Sephulbadis
Category: Metal Gear
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 737, Reviews: 21 Published: 4-24-02
Status: In-Progress

What can I say? He likes boxes. Just a smidgen shounen-ai.

Thirty-Six

2002-04-18T15:18:43-08:00

Author: Sephulbadis
Category: Metal Gear
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Drama
Chapters: 3, Words: 3,191, Reviews: 23 Updated: 4-18-02 Published: 4-14-02
Status: In-Progress

If Snake can't sleep, -nobody- will. All done! R&R at your leisure.

The Song of the Gear

2002-04-06T00:53:34-08:00

Author: Sephulbadis
Category: Metal Gear
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 139, Reviews: 13 Published: 4-6-02
Status: In-Progress

A little soul-searching from the -real- hero of the Metal Gear series. Enjoy!

Snake Gets Some

2002-04-01T14:18:32-08:00

Author: Sephulbadis
Category: Metal Gear
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,162, Reviews: 15 Published: 4-1-02
Status: In-Progress

You ever notice how nobody puts out for Snake but Otacon? Justice is served!

Blocks

2002-03-29T21:08:21-08:00

Author: Sephulbadis
Category: Metal Gear
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Angst
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,342, Reviews: 16 Updated: 3-29-02 Published: 3-26-02
Status: In-Progress

Some days, even Otacon can't get a dang thing done. Some days, Snake destroys a dairy farm. Please R&R.

Poker Night at Otacon's

2002-03-27T12:28:35-08:00

Author: Sephulbadis
Category: Metal Gear
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 7, Words: 4,783, Reviews: 23 Updated: 3-27-02 Published: 3-18-02
Status: In-Progress

Starts at Chez Hal, but doesn't stay long. Meet the Snakemobile! See Raiden bowl! Endure Otacon's elephant jokes!

Ode On a Cardboard Box

2002-03-22T21:30:27-08:00

Author: Sephulbadis
Category: Metal Gear
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Chapters: 4, Words: 263, Reviews: 53 Updated: 3-22-02 Published: 3-21-02
Status: In-Progress

Box-related humor at its most self-indulgent. If Snake got drunk and decided to write a love poem, I figure this would be it. No offense to S&O shounen-ai fans, of course, but this ain't.

Middle Earth Solid: the Snipe Hunt

2002-03-20T01:41:09-08:00

Author: Sephulbadis
Category: Metal Gear
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,088, Reviews: 9 Published: 3-20-02
Status: In-Progress

Raiden goes far afield in search of the ever-elusive snipe! Don't mind the elf, he's just there for decoration.