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His and her wars

2009-11-19T21:45:00-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Sarah C.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,131, Reviews: 1 Published: 11-19-09
Status: Complete

Sarah Connor/John Winchester fic set when John Connor is a kid, X-over with Supernatural. All you need to know about Supernatural is that John hunts real monsters. Rated M for explicit sex including oral performed on woman, don't read if you don't like

Surveillance

2009-11-19T21:36:07-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Dark Angel
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Alec & Max
Chapters: 1, Words: 825, Reviews: 1 Published: 11-19-09
Status: Complete

Voyeuristic Alec watches Max and Logan 'be together.' Sexual situation, can be read as Alec attracted to Max or Logan or both, het sex and implied het and/or slash, don't read if you don't like.

Clever men

2009-11-19T21:22:00-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: White Collar
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Peter B. & Neal C.
Chapters: 1, Words: 476, Reviews: 3 Published: 11-19-09
Status: In-Progress

Preslash feelings as they share a hotel room. Peter tries hard to resist Neal's flirtation. Neal/Peter slash and mentions of slightly implied kink, don't read if you don't like. May be continued?

What Noah Can Do

2009-11-19T21:16:37-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Heroes
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/General
Pairing: Sylar/Gabriel G. & Noah B./HRG
Chapters: 1, Words: 619, Reviews: 2 Published: 11-19-09
Status: Complete

Bennet thinks of how he is similar to and different from Sylar, and is darkly realist about his own morally gray past. Can be read as implied Bennet/Sylar or Sylar/other slash, or just as enemy!fic, don't read if you don't like. One-shot.

Gus has a power

2009-11-19T21:07:11-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Psych
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Supernatural
Pairing: Burton G./Gus & Shawn S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 485, Reviews: 1 Published: 11-19-09
Status: Complete

One-shot humorfic. Shawn finds out that Gus has acquired actual psychic abilities. Find out his reaction.

Snowball fight

2009-11-19T20:58:23-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Leverage
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Eliot S. & Parker
Chapters: 1, Words: 653, Reviews: 0 Published: 11-19-09
Status: Complete

The team gets into a snowball fight, but Eliot really, really wants to win. Eventually the rest of the team gangs up on him... sort of. Silly crack!fic, don't read if you don't like.

The Other Woman

2009-11-19T20:51:15-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Leverage
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Sophie D. & Nathan F.
Chapters: 1, Words: 480, Reviews: 1 Published: 11-19-09
Status: Complete

Nate and Sophie are in an established relationship, and Sophie has gone legit. But Nate sometimes misses the old Sophie, and all the things she had to offer. Warnings for N/S het, don't read if you don't like.

Different Kinds of Hunters

2009-11-19T20:40:40-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Friendship/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Cassie & Jo H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 801, Reviews: 1 Published: 11-19-09
Status: Complete

Cassie, Jo, and Bela join up to help people who've been affected by the supernatural, and they keep running into people who have met Wincesters or other hunters already. Can be read as femslash or as friendshipfic.

If we had superpowers

2009-11-19T20:23:02-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Coupling
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Jeff M. & Patrick M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 584, Reviews: 1 Published: 11-19-09
Status: Complete

Jeff, Steve, and Patrick at the pub discussing what they would do if they had superpowers. One-shot. Possibility of pervy comments. Don't read if you don't like, but not much worse than what's on the show.

Why Thieves and Monsters Are Misunderstood

2009-11-14T00:52:51-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Leverage
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Parker & Nathan F.
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,455, Reviews: 4 Updated: 11-14-09 Published: 5-2-09
Status: Complete

Short fic about Parker, and the work that the Leverage team does. Parker always liked the Greek myth of Medusa - here's why. With props to Helene Cixous.Updated with Ch2 on Nathan's favorite myth.

Logan's feeling clean

2009-11-06T00:16:20-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Dark Angel
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Sci-Fi
Pairing: Alec & Logan
Chapters: 1, Words: 841, Reviews: 1 Published: 11-6-09
Status: Complete

Alec/Logan fic. Alec comes home from a black tie event to find Logan in the shower. Slash, don't read if you don't like.

Charlie,Colby, and the nature of fantasy

2009-11-06T00:06:34-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Numb3rs
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Charlie E. & Colby G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 725, Reviews: 3 Published: 11-6-09
Status: Complete

Charlie/Colby's first kiss, after Charlie comes in from the rain. Charlie's thoughts on the whole thing, and what he realized about Colby. Slash with schmoop, don't read if you don't like.

Boys will be boys

2009-11-05T23:42:32-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Supernatural/General
Pairing: Sam W. & Dean W.
Chapters: 4, Words: 5,184, Reviews: 14 Updated: 11-5-09 Published: 10-20-09
Status: In-Progress

Dean and Sam run into child-versions of themselves from the past and have to take care of them; it turns out caring for two Winchester boys is not exactly easy. It also reminds Sam and Dean of some longstanding issues, and creates new ones as well.

Dear Gabby

2009-10-23T22:06:54-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Heroes
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Sylar/Gabriel G. & Mohinder S.
Chapters: 2, Words: 761, Reviews: 15 Updated: 10-23-09 Published: 6-25-09
Status: Complete

Crack!ficlet with Sylar as an advice columnist. Humorfic that mentions several implied slash and het relationships - don't read if you don't like.

Topher isn't her type

2009-10-21T19:16:39-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Dollhouse
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Topher B. & Adelle D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 466, Reviews: 0 Published: 10-21-09
Status: Complete

Adelle has a sex dream and she is mortified to discover that it's about Topher. Het and an erotic dream with mildly explicit description of acts. Don't read if you don't like.

Sylar shouldn't let his curiosity run the show

2009-10-21T19:04:59-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Heroes
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Horror/General
Pairing: Sylar/Gabriel G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 568, Reviews: 1 Published: 10-21-09
Status: Complete

Sylar meets someone he can't overpower. Crossover with Buffy, dark!Willow meets Sylar. Warnings for violence, not detailed, but psychological 'darkness', don't read if you don't like

Veronica knows they're connected to the case

2009-10-21T18:57:08-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Veronica Mars
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Friendship/Supernatural
Pairing: Veronica & Lilly
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,070, Reviews: 1 Published: 10-21-09
Status: Complete

Crossover with Supernatural, Veronica and ghost!Lilly have to work with Dean and Sam on a job. Lilly flirts. A lot. Mostly V/Lilly friendship. CRACKY but with some serious parts, don't read if you don't like.

Souveneirs and Baggage

2009-10-21T18:40:26-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Friendship/General
Pairing: Buffy S. & Willow R.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,121, Reviews: 1 Published: 10-21-09
Status: Complete

Set post S7, Buffy finally decides she's glad that Willow brought her back to the living. She wants to make sure Willow know it, too. Buffy and Willo friendship fic with fun travel memories.

House and Wilson and the reality question

2009-10-21T18:23:37-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: G. House & J. Wilson
Chapters: 1, Words: 492, Reviews: 3 Published: 10-21-09
Status: Complete

House wonders if his relationship with Wilson is what he thinks it is, especially since his mind has been known to play tricks on him. House/Wilson SLASH and mild implied kink, DON'T READ IF YOU DON'T LIKE

No Girl Is an Island

2009-10-21T17:05:30-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Heroes
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Friendship
Pairing: Claire B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,079, Reviews: 0 Published: 10-21-09
Status: In-Progress

AU, Claire has to go on the run to hide, and she ends up hiding on a tropical island with another mutant on the run, Scott Cyclops, Xover with X-Men. She finds ways to grow as a person though stuck in one place, and the two become like family. Gen.

Little Man

2009-10-20T18:43:32-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Dark Angel
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Cindy & Alec
Chapters: 3, Words: 2,170, Reviews: 15 Updated: 10-20-09 Published: 6-17-09
Status: In-Progress

Crack!fic where Alec is de-aged to a 5-year-old body but is still Alec , and Original Cindy and Max have to deal with him. NEW UPDATE: Chapter 3 now up.

Sometimes questions can wait

2009-10-07T18:44:55-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Leverage
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Alec H. & Eliot S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 907, Reviews: 1 Published: 10-7-09
Status: Complete

Humorous Ficlet with a little angst and a little schmoop. Implied Parker/Eliot/Hardison long-term arrangement. SLASH & HET & TRIAD, don't read if you don't like.

What Rogue Knows about Pyro

2009-10-07T18:26:44-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: X-Men: The Movie
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Iceman & Pyro
Chapters: 1, Words: 733, Reviews: 1 Published: 10-7-09
Status: Complete

What if, after taking his power in X2, Rogue knows all of Pyro's secrets? And what if she tells Bobby? Angsty Bobby/John SLASH, don't read if you don't like.

He Loves Sebastian to the End of Time

2009-10-07T18:12:14-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Shakespeare
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 172, Reviews: 0 Published: 10-7-09
Status: Complete

Set after the end of Twelfth Night. Antonio is upset that Sebastian is happy now with Olivia and so he writes a sonnet to express what he can't bring himself to say in person. Sebastian/Antonio slash and angst, don't read if you don't like.

Clean Slate

2009-10-07T18:04:59-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: NCIS: Los Angeles
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: G. Callen
Chapters: 1, Words: 308, Reviews: 2 Published: 10-7-09
Status: Complete

Xover with NCIS. Callen/Tony DiNozzo. Callen thinks they have a lot in common, much more than an appreciation for fine weapons. He's just not sure yet if that's a good thing. Morning-after fic. SLASH - don't read if you don't like!

If Dean had to stay there

2009-10-07T17:56:22-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Castiel & Dean W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 784, Reviews: 4 Published: 10-7-09
Status: Complete

Dean/Cas ficlet. SPOILERS for 5.04, what if Dean got stuck in that timeline? SILLY-CRACKY Dean/Cas schmoop in an AU futurefic, with much jealousy from a certain future!person. CRACK&AU & SLASH, don't read if you don't like

Eliot and Nate Try Something New

2009-10-07T17:33:19-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Leverage
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Nathan F. & Eliot S.
Chapters: 8, Words: 3,255, Reviews: 2 Updated: 10-7-09 Published: 6-11-09
Status: Complete

Nate/Eliot one-shots that jump around various stages, preslash, established ship,etc. Some humorfics,some angst,several kinkfics with dom!Nate/sub!Eliot. SLASH and KINK, don't read if you don't like

Better Office Sex

2009-10-07T16:53:42-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Misc. Tv Shows
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 461, Reviews: 1 Published: 10-7-09
Status: Complete

Better Off Ted humor ficlet. Veronica wants Ted to test out the new sexual performance drug with her. Sexual situations and many Veronica-type comments, Don't read if you don't like.

Out of the Loop

2009-10-07T16:48:15-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Anna & Castiel
Chapters: 1, Words: 499, Reviews: 1 Published: 10-7-09
Status: Complete

Anna's thoughts on what it's like to be between human and angel. One-shot with implied past Anna/Cas, implied present Cas/Dean and Anna/Dean. Slash and het, don't read if you don't like. Not strictly SPN canon portrayal of angels

And I'm not talking about Orwell

2009-10-07T16:25:14-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Heroes
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Family
Pairing: Peter P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 724, Reviews: 2 Published: 10-7-09
Status: Complete

X-Over with Firefly. Peter and River talk about what it's like to have overprotective big brothers. CRACKy humor ficlet with much silliness, don't read if you don't like.

We're So Great Together

2009-10-07T16:14:31-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Scrubs
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Dr. Cox/Perry & John D./J.D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 700, Reviews: 1 Published: 10-7-09
Status: Complete

JD/Cox slash, one-sided with JD wanting Dr. Cox. JD tries to think of the best way to describe how wonderful their relationship is, but Cox just gets mad that JD is daydreaming instead of listening. A rant may occur. SLASH. Don't read if you don't like.

You Catch More Flies

2009-10-07T16:04:16-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Dollhouse
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Paul B. & Mellie/November
Chapters: 1, Words: 419, Reviews: 0 Published: 10-7-09
Status: Complete

One-shot about Paul's conflicted feelings about Mellie, and his fears that his devotion, since it brought him to the Dollhouse, may be his destruction. Paul compares Mellie to Penelope of Greek myth, and wonders what he's going to discover.

The New Cargo

2009-09-24T14:07:27-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Firefly
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/General
Pairing: Mal
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,136, Reviews: 0 Updated: 9-24-09 Published: 9-3-09
Status: In-Progress

Mal discovers a man called Eliot who has been damaged by the Alliance trying to make him a supersoldier. Xover with Leverage but no knowledge of that show is needed. Hurt/comfort. Implied slashiness, don't read if you don't like. NOW UPDATED w/ CHAPTER 2

A Nice Manly Hug

2009-09-24T14:03:53-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Leverage
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Alec H. & Eliot S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 557, Reviews: 1 Published: 9-24-09
Status: Complete

Hardison convinces Eliot to give him a hug. Eliot's not happy. Could be read as slash or just as Hardison fake-flirting to make Eliot uncomfortable. Rated for language.

Not Faking

2009-09-24T13:59:00-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Supernatural
Pairing: Dean W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 719, Reviews: 0 Published: 9-24-09
Status: Complete

Crossover with Psych. Dean/Shawn slash, don't read if you don't like. Leaving Shawn behind is hard to do. Especially when he won't stop talking.

Nice contrast

2009-09-24T13:52:15-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Dark Angel
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Alec & Max
Chapters: 1, Words: 320, Reviews: 3 Published: 9-24-09
Status: Complete

Mini-ficlet about Alec's thoughts on seeing Max when he least expected her. He should be thinking about other things, but he just sees that outfit.

Colors and lines

2009-09-24T13:47:16-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Heroes
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Isaac M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 511, Reviews: 3 Published: 9-24-09
Status: Complete

Isaac/OFC. Isaac remembers a woman from his past who helped him become an artist in the first place. What she taught him stayed with him, especially when he started seeing the future. Warnings for sex, drugs, canon!death.

Matching Baggage

2009-09-24T13:41:34-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Leverage
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Eliot S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 434, Reviews: 1 Published: 9-24-09
Status: Complete

Why Eliot is a good match for a female Mossad agent who's great in a fight. Female character from ep 2.07 - The Two Live Crew Job

Johnny Appleseed, the great civilizer

2009-09-24T13:35:24-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Mythology
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 516, Reviews: 0 Published: 9-24-09
Status: Complete

Johnny Appleseed fic! about how his apples were about bringing people alcohol from hard cider, not fruit to eat. Inspired by an article by Michael Pollan and a prompt from comment fic at livejournal

His body, his mouth, his words, his want

2009-09-24T13:26:25-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Dean W. & Castiel
Chapters: 1, Words: 923, Reviews: 2 Published: 9-24-09
Status: Complete

Cas is away temporarily, and Dean and Jimmy talk about Cas' and Dean's relationship. Dean/Cas and Dean/Jimmy SLASH. Don't read if you don't like.

Intervention

2009-09-24T13:14:14-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Heroes
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Peter P. & Sylar/Gabriel G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,011, Reviews: 10 Published: 9-24-09
Status: Complete

crack!fic where everyone gets together to criticize Peter and his mistakes. VERY CRACKY with much verbal Peter-whumping. Don't read if you don't like!

Sylar's psychotic break and why it's so amusing

2009-09-24T13:01:22-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Heroes
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Sylar/Gabriel G. & Mohinder S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 579, Reviews: 9 Published: 9-24-09
Status: Complete

Meta CRACKfic. What if Sylar kept having visions of all the things Heroes fanfic writers are saying about him? Various SLASH and HET sex acts and crack and kink - don't read if you don't like. Written with love for all the awesome crackfic out there.

These dudes don't like to be called NewScoobies

2009-09-24T12:51:53-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Sci-Fi/General
Pairing: Buffy S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 634, Reviews: 1 Published: 9-24-09
Status: Complete

X-over with Stargate: SG-1. She has to work with Teal'c an alien warrior on a mission and they learn to respect each other as warriors and otherwise. Not necessary to know SG-1

She prefers Byron

2009-09-24T12:46:34-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Dollhouse
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/General
Pairing: Adelle D. & Topher B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 295, Reviews: 2 Published: 9-24-09
Status: Complete

Adelle hates it when Topher quotes the poem "Ozymandias." It always makes her think of the things she'd rather not think about.

Take this seriously

2009-09-24T12:42:30-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Merlin
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Merlin & Arthur
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,264, Reviews: 7 Published: 9-24-09
Status: Complete

Arthur finds out he's magic. Arthur/Merlin slash with plenty of bossy!angry!Arthur and emotional!Merlin, plus smarta*s comments. Don't read if you don't like.

This Revolution

2009-09-24T12:32:04-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: X-Men: The Movie
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Pyro
Chapters: 1, Words: 474, Reviews: 1 Published: 9-24-09
Status: Complete

Pyro wonders what the movement will be like after Magneto is gone, and how that will change things with his old friends. Cynical!Pyro who isn't sure what he wants any more.

Nothing Wrong With Being Hufflepuff

2009-09-24T12:22:43-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Daria
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Daria M. & Jane L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 525, Reviews: 4 Published: 9-24-09
Status: Complete

Cracky story with Harry Potter crossover. What if Daria and Jane were students at Hogwarts? Humor ficlet about smartassery in magic class.

Eagle Eye

2009-09-24T12:13:59-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Family/Drama
Pairing: Sarah C. & Derek R.
Chapters: 1, Words: 555, Reviews: 0 Published: 9-24-09
Status: In-Progress

Sarah's POV on Cameron and Derek. Derek is becoming more open than he was when he first met them, more willing to acknowledge his trauma. But Sarah's compassion is balanced by doubts, especially as she notices all that Derek and Cam have in common.

What Follows

2009-09-24T12:02:17-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: O.C.
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Ryan A. & Seth C.
Chapters: 1, Words: 751, Reviews: 1 Published: 9-24-09
Status: Complete

One-shot about Ryan's time between Seasons 3 & 4. His thoughts on Seth while he's isolated, living alone, doing his fight-club thing, after what happened to Marissa. Ryan/Seth and Ryan/male implied. Don't read if you don't like slash, dark themes, etc

Rescue worker

2009-09-24T11:46:42-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Heroes
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Peter P. & Claire B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 466, Reviews: 2 Published: 9-24-09
Status: Complete

Peter/Claire don't read if you don't like . AU ficlet for the prompt "Save the paramedic, save the world."

The Way of Things

2009-09-03T06:31:09-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Charmed
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Wyatt H. & Chris H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 340, Reviews: 1 Published: 9-3-09
Status: Complete

Wyatt/Chris slash & angst.Ficlet set in the future with a good!Wyatt/Chris relationship that is threatened when Chris starts to have dreams about an alternate timeline where Wyatt is evil. Warnings for slash and bro-cest, DON'T READ IF YOU DON'T LIKE.

Counting the days

2009-09-03T06:22:21-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Sesame Street
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 950, Reviews: 2 Published: 9-3-09
Status: Complete

CRACK crossover. Count von Count's tumultuous relationship with Edward from Twilight. Based on an Emily Dickinson poem. Appearance by foul-mouthed Elmo. Rated M for sex and language. Total CRACK w/ Vamp!slash - don't read if you don't like!

They come to life when you're not looking

2009-09-03T06:05:53-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Leverage
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Fantasy/Humor
Pairing: Eliot S. & Alec H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 724, Reviews: 8 Published: 9-3-09
Status: Complete

AU where they are all dolls on a toyshop shelf, but they still work as a team. Humorfic. Warnings for sweetness and total CRACK - don't read if you don't like.

A toga might actually look less ridiculous

2009-09-03T05:55:58-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure/Humor
Pairing: Bruce W. & The Joker
Chapters: 1, Words: 362, Reviews: 3 Published: 9-3-09
Status: Complete

Ficlet, one-shot about the Joker telling Batman they're engaged in a mythic, epic battle like Hector and Achilles . Find out what Batman thinks of the Joker's view of history.

Everyone has their own style

2009-09-03T05:41:17-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Heroes
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Sylar/Gabriel G. & Peter P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 824, Reviews: 4 Published: 9-3-09
Status: Complete

Peter notices that the men he sleeps with all have very distinct styles in bed. Humor/crackfic, ending in total unapologetic schmoop. Various Slash pairings - don't read if you don't like!

There's just something about him I don't like

2009-09-03T05:34:01-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Firefly
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Mal & Inara
Chapters: 1, Words: 671, Reviews: 1 Published: 9-3-09
Status: Complete

Crossover with Leverage. AU with Leverage team, why Mal and Nate don't trust each other, and what their respective crew and team have to say about the issue. Humor fic.

The Goose Girl

2009-08-28T13:34:21-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Supernatural/Angst
Pairing: Sam W. & Dean W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,252, Reviews: 1 Published: 8-28-09
Status: Complete

AU w/ Dean as "The Goose Girl" of fairy tales. Sam/Dean crack/sex/angst. Sam is the ruler of hell and he has Dean's memory wiped so he'll go along with it. Warnings for CRACK, slash, Wincest, implied kink/roughness - don't read if you don't like

Why is it always costumes?

2009-08-28T00:58:19-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Leverage
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Eliot S. & Alec H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 471, Reviews: 0 Published: 8-28-09
Status: Complete

After seeing a movie, Alec gets an idea for a roleplay. Eliot is not all that into it and needs convincing. Spoilers for a movie-once you find out what the movie is, STOP reading if you don't want spoilers for it. H/E slash,don't read if you don't like

It was easier when they all wanted ballgowns

2009-08-28T00:48:38-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Fairy Tales
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 798, Reviews: 3 Published: 8-28-09
Status: Complete

A fairy godmother and her charge argue about picking out an outfit for a big event. It gets nasty and becomes a fight about stereotypes different generations of women have of each other. Humor ficlet and complete CRACK! Don't read if you don't like

My kingdom is small

2009-08-28T00:41:05-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Shakespeare
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 289, Reviews: 1 Published: 8-28-09
Status: Complete

AU where instead of fighting his uncle, Hamlet and Horatio run away to England. Ficlet where Hamlet looks back on their life. Hamlet/Horation slash, don't read if you don't like.

Warming up on a rainy night

2009-08-28T00:36:50-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Dark Angel
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Alec & Logan
Chapters: 1, Words: 721, Reviews: 2 Published: 8-28-09
Status: Complete

Logan helps Alec appreciate the benefits of a hot shower. Alec/Logan slash with Logan doing the seducing. Don't read if you don't like.

Queens and Thieves aren't just in storybooks

2009-08-28T00:16:26-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Leverage
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Parker & Sophie D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 509, Reviews: 1 Published: 8-28-09
Status: Complete

Parker/Sophie - important moments in their relationship are full of fairy tale images - both the beauty and the morbid undertones. Humorfic that imagines how a P/S relationship could be both disturbing and appealing. Slash - don't read if you don't like

You can't always be his prince in shining armor

2009-08-28T00:10:29-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: O'Neill, J. & Jackson, D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 290, Reviews: 0 Published: 8-28-09
Status: Complete

Jack/Daniel slash. AU where Jack know that Daniel is about to ascend and has a while to think about, and whether he should say anything. Warnings for slash and angst - don't read if you don't like.

No contest

2009-08-28T00:06:18-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Heroes
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Sylar/Gabriel G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 136, Reviews: 3 Published: 8-28-09
Status: Complete

Humor ficlet. Crossover with Twilight. What happens when Sylar meets Edward from Twilight. CRACK with mild satire of Twilight and its characters - don't read if you don't like.

His voice reminds you of when you trusted him

2009-08-27T23:59:01-08:00

Author: Daria234
Crossover: Charmed and Angel
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Cole T. & Spike
Chapters: 1, Words: 690, Reviews: 0 Published: 8-27-09
Status: Complete

Phoebe/Cole romance/nostalgia on the night before a big battle. Phoebe's thoughts on trust. Some angst,mostly CRACK&humor. AU where they are in an open relationship and are free to sleep with anyone of either gender.SLASH sex,don't read if you don't like

There are some things he will never understand

2009-08-19T04:56:22-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Dean W. & Castiel
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,332, Reviews: 1 Published: 8-19-09
Status: Complete

Futurefic - Cas falls and he and Dean try to live their lives together, but Cas has a very hard time adjusting to some parts of being an ordinary human. Romance with a little angst and little humor and a little schmoop too. Cas/Dean SLASH.

Orders

2009-08-19T04:25:52-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Kings
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Jack B. & David S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,070, Reviews: 0 Published: 8-19-09
Status: Complete

Jack/David. Fighting and then sex - Jack wants David to take control, and to stop being so nice. Slash and violence and somewhat violent sex not dubcon or anything . DON'T READ IF YOU DON'T LIKE.

Jarod Learns How to Stop Being Alone

2009-08-19T01:18:58-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Pretender
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Jarod
Chapters: 1, Words: 782, Reviews: 2 Published: 8-19-09
Status: Complete

Jarod/OMC. How does Jarod find his home after the Center is all kaput? He finds someone he never had to pretend with, of course. Warnings for slash, a little angst, and a little pr0niness. Don't read if you don't like.

Shiny Pretty Things

2009-08-19T01:11:18-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Smallville
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Lex L. & Clark K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 305, Reviews: 4 Published: 8-19-09
Status: Complete

Lex/Clark. Short ficlet about Lex angsting about Clark after they're no longer friends. He keeps replaying the day they met over and over in his mind, but he's starting to lose himself. Very slashy - don't read if you don't like.

The Delightful Diary of Professor Snape

2009-08-19T01:06:05-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 483, Reviews: 4 Published: 8-19-09
Status: Complete

AU where Snape had a happy childhood and loves his life! How does he feel about Harry? How does he feel about work? Does he date? What does he wear? Humor ficlet. Warnings for heterosexuality. And CRACK!

Torque Can Pull You Down

2009-08-19T01:01:23-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Leverage
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Drama
Pairing: Nathan F. & Parker
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,500, Reviews: 2 Published: 8-19-09
Status: Complete

Dark futurefic, everything goes wrong and leaves them broken. Parker/Nathan in a completely messed up relationship.WARNINGS for character death and lots of terrible things - it's not pretty. Don't read if you don't like.

Barfights, Brigs, and Big Dam Heroes

2009-08-19T00:41:50-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Firefly
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Mal
Chapters: 1, Words: 829, Reviews: 2 Published: 8-19-09
Status: Complete

Mal/Kirk -- Crossover with Star Trek Reboot . Who would win in a fight - Mal or Kirk? And what would they win? Ficlet with some violence and SLASH, don't read if you don't like. AU where Star Fleet is Alliance, all ST species are known to characters

Insert Math Joke Here

2009-08-19T00:32:27-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Futurama
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Farnsworth, H. & Bender R.
Chapters: 1, Words: 491, Reviews: 3 Published: 8-19-09
Status: Complete

Okay, not actually a math joke. Just a humor ficlet about how the crew reacts when Mom and the Professor announce their love. Classic Mom behavior, Bender's typically sociopathic reactions, and Fry's typical crimes against the English language.

Nourish the Body

2009-08-09T19:39:29-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Family/Angst
Pairing: Derek R. & John C.
Chapters: 1, Words: 789, Reviews: 1 Published: 8-9-09
Status: Complete

Futurefic postJD. John has just sent Kyle back and it changes the way he thinks about his relationship with Derek. But he also has to focus on keeping people from starving, and the things that unexpectedly make that even harder.

Sharing is caring

2009-08-07T19:08:16-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Leverage
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Eliot S. & Alec H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 469, Reviews: 3 Published: 8-7-09
Status: Complete

They used to be loners but now they have to learn ot share. Humor ficlet about what happens when Parker/Eliot/Hardison have a long term relationship with one another. Slash/het/3, don't read if you don't like.

Needful Things

2009-08-07T19:02:02-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: G. House & R. Chase
Chapters: 1, Words: 441, Reviews: 3 Published: 8-7-09
Status: Complete

Top!Chase/sub!House. Chase likes to play with his body and mind both. Chase/House slash with kinks -- don't read if you don't like.

Some Things You Don't Say

2009-08-07T18:58:29-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Leverage
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Drama
Pairing: Nathan F. & Eliot S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 505, Reviews: 1 Published: 8-7-09
Status: Complete

Nate and Eliot try to help each other with the emotional fallout after Eliot has to kill a man when Nate's plan goes awry. Can be read as gen or slash. Warnings for violence and angst.

Evidence and what he thinks about you

2009-08-07T18:54:41-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Psych
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Shawn S. & Carlton L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 658, Reviews: 5 Published: 8-7-09
Status: Complete

Shassie Ficlet with bickering, mocking, threats, and someone going too far in an argument. Shawn/Lassiter slash with implied sex and angst and arguing. Don't read if you don't like.

Sins of the Sylar

2009-08-07T18:47:09-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Heroes
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/General
Pairing: Sylar/Gabriel G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,077, Reviews: 0 Published: 8-7-09
Status: Complete

Futurefic where Sylar is goodguy!Gabriel raising his son Noah like in Season 3's IABD , but he finds out that 12-yr-old Noah has a power of his own and he's using it secretly; Gabriel is very troubled by what he's doing. Angst/darkfic/character death.

Things You Shouldn't Touch

2009-08-07T18:41:04-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Dark Angel
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Logan & Alec
Chapters: 1, Words: 804, Reviews: 0 Published: 8-7-09
Status: Complete

Darkfic with Alec/OMC and implied Logan/Alec. Alec has to go undercover as a sex slave, Logan watches the whole thing and feels bad about it. SLASH. Warnings for dubcon,OOC dark!Logan,angst. Don't read if you don't like

First kiss

2009-08-07T18:33:50-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Samurai Champloo
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Jin & Mugen
Chapters: 1, Words: 169, Reviews: 2 Published: 8-7-09
Status: Complete

Jin and Mugen's first kiss. Mini-ficlet. Jin/Mugen slash. Don't read if you don't like.

Steampunk Leverage:the Perils of a Dangerous Smile

2009-08-07T18:30:35-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Leverage
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Eliot S. & Nathan F.
Chapters: 1, Words: 528, Reviews: 0 Published: 8-7-09
Status: Complete

Eliot-centered fic in the steampunk!Leverage AU. Basically, Victorian England is the setting, Eliot's an adventure-seeker, and he feels lots of repressed Victorian desire for all the team members. Implied het and slash unrequited .

Why You Should Screen Your Babysitters

2009-08-07T18:22:32-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: G. House & J. Wilson
Chapters: 1, Words: 321, Reviews: 9 Published: 8-7-09
Status: In-Progress

House is babysitting Chase and Cameron's infant daughter. Wilson thinks his methods are a little too ... House. Humor ficlet.

Shotguns? Really?

2009-08-07T18:18:47-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Xander H. & Spike
Chapters: 1, Words: 402, Reviews: 7 Published: 8-7-09
Status: Complete

Spike, Xander, and Willow discuss TV shows while watching Supernatural, and then Spike and Xander argue about who's more like Sam and who's like Dean. Rated T for language. Possible slight hints at pre-slashiness between S/X.

He'll hit you if you tell him Santa Claus was here

2009-08-07T18:13:48-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Leverage
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Family
Pairing: Eliot S. & Nathan F.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,039, Reviews: 3 Published: 8-7-09
Status: Complete

wee!Eliot on Christmas morning. Eliot gets turned into a little kid but his mind is still an adult's;he hates that the team can't help treating him like a child -- but he likes getting presents. Basically, a team-as-family fic with extra schmoop/cuteness

Lilly Always Has More Secrets

2009-07-25T00:55:54-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Veronica Mars
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Lilly & Veronica
Chapters: 1, Words: 716, Reviews: 2 Published: 7-25-09
Status: Complete

Two years post-series Veronica discovers a safety deposit box that used to belong to Lilly. She's touched by what she finds. Lilly/Veronica slash.

Wasn't Me

2009-07-25T00:46:28-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Dean W. & Castiel
Chapters: 1, Words: 822, Reviews: 3 Published: 7-25-09
Status: Complete

Dean and Sam body-switching humor ficlet. They argue and embarrass each other. Mild Dean/Cas Sam/Cas slash.

Alec introduces himself to the world

2009-07-25T00:36:37-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Dark Angel
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Alec & Logan
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,296, Reviews: 1 Published: 7-25-09
Status: Complete

Logan and Alec have a plan to expose Manticore, involving an Eyes Only broadcast that demonstrates Alec's abilities. Logan/Alec slash

Sophie's tattoo

2009-07-25T00:17:38-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Leverage
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Parker & Sophie D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 723, Reviews: 3 Published: 7-25-09
Status: Complete

Parker loves watching Sophie undress; she doesn't realize that Sophie doesn't mind being watched. Parker/Sophie slash - don't read if you don't like

Can't Let Go

2009-07-25T00:06:40-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/General
Pairing: Dean W. & Castiel
Chapters: 1, Words: 360, Reviews: 0 Published: 7-25-09
Status: Complete

Futurefic with Dean/Sam/Cas. Could be read as either slash or gen. Ficlet about what they decide to do when they're old men - what they can let go of, and what they can't.

Cameron's Sarah Connor files

2009-07-25T00:02:26-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Cameron & Sarah C.
Chapters: 1, Words: 776, Reviews: 0 Published: 7-25-09
Status: Complete

Cam/Sarah fic from Cam's POV. Things Cam learns from Sarah, and why she likes learning them/ Slashy feelings from Cam toward Sarah; don't read if you don't like

The Best Spies

2009-07-24T23:44:41-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Burn Notice
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Michael W. & Victor
Chapters: 1, Words: 411, Reviews: 2 Published: 7-24-09
Status: Complete

Sam/Michael/Victor slash relationship. Sam thinks that what makes Michael and Victor good spies are exactly what makes them good in bed. Slash and implied threesome - don't read if you don't like.

Sylar Hunts Peter

2009-07-24T23:35:49-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Heroes
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/General
Pairing: Peter P. & Sylar/Gabriel G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 692, Reviews: 4 Published: 7-24-09
Status: Complete

Sylar pursues Peter for revenge; he won't give up even if it takes hundreds of years. Peter/Sylar angst with implied P/S slash relationship. Warnings for character death and violence and dark themes. Don't read if you don't like

House and Wilson see the Star Trek movie

2009-07-24T23:21:57-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: J. Wilson & G. House
Chapters: 1, Words: 405, Reviews: 10 Published: 7-24-09
Status: Complete

The guys argue over whether House is more like Kirk or Spock. Not slash, but there is some of that flirtatious snark that House uses when he wants to annoy Wilson.

Lines Can Separate or They Can Connect

2009-07-11T00:12:31-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Leverage
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/General
Pairing: Eliot S. & Alec H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 899, Reviews: 3 Published: 7-11-09
Status: Complete

How Eliot and Alec balance love, art, morality, and violence. Inspired by a Wilde quote - see fic . Alec/Eliot SLASH, don't read if you don't like. Warnings for dark themes, implied violence, not very happy stuff.

Tradeoff

2009-07-10T23:58:57-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Smallville
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Lex L. & Clark K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 486, Reviews: 1 Published: 7-10-09
Status: Complete

Clark/Lex. Red Kryptonite impulsive sex. Then, a BAD decision from Clark. Dark fic, Warnings for dubcon. Slash, don't read if you don't like.

Totally Professional

2009-07-10T23:39:14-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Psych
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Shawn S. & Carlton L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,533, Reviews: 6 Published: 7-10-09
Status: Complete

After arguing too much at work, Shawn and Lassiter have to attend therapy together. The therapist is easily fooled by Shawn, which does not please Carlton; then the snarking goes a little far. Shassie SLASH, don't read if you don't like.

Three times Eliot and Alec got caught

2009-07-10T23:13:07-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Leverage
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Alec H. & Eliot S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 858, Reviews: 2 Published: 7-10-09
Status: Complete

Humorfic/schmoopy romance with some banter/bickering. Alec/Eliot SLASH - don't read if you on't like.

How many is too many?

2009-07-10T23:06:21-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Sam W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,369, Reviews: 3 Published: 7-10-09
Status: Complete

Sam's first day of college and he's deciding which classes to keep and drop. He wants to look forward to his new life but keeps thinking about Dean and hunting and his father. He finds it very annoying.

Love Will Save The Day: Okay, Love and Hitting

2009-07-10T22:56:20-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Leverage
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Romance
Pairing: Alec H. & Eliot S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 846, Reviews: 2 Published: 7-10-09
Status: Complete

Team members are in danger; the baddie has them at gunpoint, and they would like nothing better than to go home and be together. Warnings for violence, implied het, implied slash, implied threesome.

Direct Hit

2009-07-10T22:47:37-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Burn Notice
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Michael W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 381, Reviews: 4 Published: 7-10-09
Status: Complete

Ficlet about Michael waking up to a silly but sexy situation. Can be read as slash or het.

Falling

2009-07-10T22:37:35-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Firefly
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Wash & Jayne
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,069, Reviews: 5 Published: 7-10-09
Status: Complete

Jayne reaches out to Wash at a significant time: everyone's a little surprised. Warning: AU with character death. also language.

Sweet Deal

2009-07-03T01:01:06-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Dark Angel
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Alec & Logan
Chapters: 1, Words: 277, Reviews: 1 Published: 7-3-09
Status: Complete

Alec/Max/Logan SLASH/het/3: don't read if you don't like . Ficlet about Alec and his thoughts on Max and Logan and why they're like really good chocolate . Mostly romance with a little angst.

How to Figure out if he Likes You

2009-07-03T00:49:54-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Leverage
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Eliot S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 373, Reviews: 3 Published: 7-3-09
Status: Complete

Eliot/Michael from Burn Notice. Rules for dating guys who are really good at violence; it's easy if you remember a few tricks. X-over with Burn Notice and SLASH: don't read if you don't like.

Fighting The Good Fight

2009-07-03T00:40:22-08:00

Author: Daria234
Crossover: X-Men: The Movie and Firefly
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Wolverine & Mal
Chapters: 1, Words: 600, Reviews: 0 Published: 7-3-09
Status: Complete

Mal/Logan ficlet: what happens when Mal decides to let Logan join the crew: Mal worries about Logan but also about his crew. SLASH:don't read if you don't like.

Striking Out

2009-07-03T00:31:31-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Heroes
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Sylar/Gabriel G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 872, Reviews: 6 Published: 7-3-09
Status: Complete

Sylar/various. Crack!fic where Sylar tries to shapeshift to seduce various heroes but he keeps guessing wrong as to the kind of partner they're looking for. SLASH and HET both don't read if you don't like .

Sometime Luxuries Are Necessities

2009-07-03T00:21:20-08:00

Author: Daria234
Crossover: Alias and Heroes
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Sark, J. & Adam M./Takezo Kensei
Chapters: 1, Words: 210, Reviews: 1 Published: 7-3-09
Status: Complete

Adam/Sark SLASH Don't read if you don't like . Angsty mini-fic about how the two men are alike, and the difference that will eventually drive them apart.

HouseWilson: The Musical

2009-07-03T00:10:05-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: G. House & J. Wilson
Chapters: 1, Words: 351, Reviews: 8 Published: 7-3-09
Status: Complete

Utter crack!fic where House and Wilson sing about their relationship in a musical. House/Wilson SLASH; don't read if you don't like.

The Hammerable Media Frenzy

2009-07-03T00:04:51-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Captain Hammer & Dr. Horrible/Billy
Chapters: 1, Words: 490, Reviews: 4 Published: 7-3-09
Status: In-Progress

Hammer and Horrible's relationship are a big hit with the press. But what happens when the media starts to lose interest in their "it" couple? Humor ficlet with Hammer/Horrible SLSAH don't read if you don't like .

House and Wilson Watch a Soap Opera

2009-07-02T23:58:04-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: J. Wilson & G. House
Chapters: 1, Words: 578, Reviews: 5 Published: 7-2-09
Status: Complete

House and Wilson watch soaps together. While drinking. Not slash but plenty of snark . Humorfic.

Crafting Pandora

2009-07-02T23:47:47-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Greek Mythology
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/General
Pairing: Hephaestus
Chapters: 1, Words: 662, Reviews: 5 Published: 7-2-09
Status: Complete

After the box was opened, Pandora has to live with knowing all the pain and suffering she caused. She goes to the one who made her for help. Soon, she decides she has to do more than sit around feeling guilty.

The Princess Was Expecting a Nice Quiet Trip

2009-07-02T23:40:49-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Fairy Tales
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,216, Reviews: 0 Published: 7-2-09
Status: In-Progress

Humorfic with SLASH. The princess-adventurer escaped her over-zealous suitors but now runs into them again in a very compromising situation. Warnings for language, captivity, and sex;don't read if you don't like. Sequel to The Princess and the Plan

Explanations Don't Come Easy

2009-06-25T14:42:44-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Dean W. & Castiel
Chapters: 1, Words: 329, Reviews: 1 Published: 6-25-09
Status: Complete

Cas/Dean implied slash. Cas is not sure how to talk to Sam about him and Dean. Ficlet with a little angst, a little humor.

Selfhelp

2009-06-25T14:38:41-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Smallville
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Clark K. & Lex L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 798, Reviews: 2 Published: 6-25-09
Status: Complete

Clark/Lex SLASH. Clark wants to use a relationship advice book to help them figure out if they can realistically try to be a family. Lex is uncooperative. Humor ficlet.

Creative Types

2009-06-25T14:32:31-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Psych
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Carlton L. & Shawn S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 343, Reviews: 1 Published: 6-25-09
Status: Complete

Crack!fic AU with Shawn as an artist and Lassiter as a nude model. Appearance by Gus. Humor ficlet.

If you Can't Stand the Heat

2009-06-25T14:29:02-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Leverage
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Eliot S. & Parker
Chapters: 1, Words: 640, Reviews: 9 Published: 6-25-09
Status: Complete

Eliot teaches Parker knife skills in the kitchen. Eliot/Parker pre-romance schmoop.

Special treatment

2009-06-25T14:26:32-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Eureka
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Jack C. & Nathan S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 772, Reviews: 1 Published: 6-25-09
Status: Complete

Jack and Nathan argue when Nathan wants to help Zoe get an internship at GD. Jack/Nathan SLASH

It Won't Be Long

2009-06-25T14:23:48-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Heroes
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/General
Pairing: Sylar/Gabriel G. & Claire B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 796, Reviews: 1 Published: 6-25-09
Status: Complete

Sylar/Claire futurefic. It's a Jekyll and Hyde situation, and it changes both of them. Warnings for very dark themes and graphic violence.

He's Going to Come Back

2009-06-25T14:20:07-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Heroes
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Mohinder S. & Sylar/Gabriel G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 830, Reviews: 5 Published: 6-25-09
Status: Complete

Humor ficlet where Angela and Mohinder discuss his relationship with Sylar. She encourages him to break his habit of always going for the bad boys. Mohinder/Sylar SLASH.

Cheat sheet

2009-06-25T14:16:02-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Leverage
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Parker
Chapters: 1, Words: 397, Reviews: 5 Published: 6-25-09
Status: Complete

Parker reads a book on how to understand human behavior. The book's advice doesn't always work perfectly.

Making You

2009-06-25T14:13:04-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Dark Angel
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Alec & Logan
Chapters: 1, Words: 531, Reviews: 0 Published: 6-25-09
Status: Complete

Alec/Logan SLASH. Alec wonders about why he isn't quite as beautiful as Max. Logan shows his disagreement with both actions and words.

I Know

2009-06-25T14:08:51-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: NCIS
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Leroy Jethro Gibbs & Tony D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 545, Reviews: 4 Published: 6-25-09
Status: Complete

Ficlet about what happens when Tony tries to tell Gibbs about his alternative lifestyle. Gibbs/Tony SLASH Don't read if you don't like

Courtship Rituals

2009-06-25T14:05:29-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Leverage
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Parker & Alec H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 337, Reviews: 7 Published: 6-25-09
Status: Complete

Parker/Hardison. They have unusual ways of showing they care. Ficlet.

Coping Mechanism

2009-06-25T14:03:16-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Family/Angst
Pairing: Sam W. & Dean W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 620, Reviews: 3 Published: 6-25-09
Status: Complete

After John's passing, Dean and Sam argue about their relationship and Dean wonders if Sam is really feeling what he is. Somewhat angsty mini-fic.

They Don't Teach This at the Watchers' Academy

2009-06-25T13:59:40-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: R. Giles
Chapters: 1, Words: 334, Reviews: 5 Published: 6-25-09
Status: Complete

Crack!ficlet where Giles has to take care of the Scoobies after a spell makes them small children again Giles' POV

Sunglasses at Night

2009-06-25T13:55:28-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Eureka
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Jack C. & Nathan S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 243, Reviews: 1 Published: 6-25-09
Status: Complete

Jack/Nathan SLASH. Humor ficlet about Stark getting X-ray glasses.

Lunch Special

2009-06-25T13:53:33-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Futurama
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Zoidberg, J.
Chapters: 1, Words: 280, Reviews: 1 Published: 6-25-09
Status: Complete

Humor Ficlet about what happens when Nibbler thinks Zoidberg is there as a waiter taking his lunch order.

Lost in translation

2009-06-25T13:49:08-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Heroes
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Hiro N. & Peter P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 482, Reviews: 3 Published: 6-25-09
Status: Complete

AU where Hiro never learns English and has to use Ando as a translator when he goes to talk to Peter about the dangers of time travel. Implied SLASH Don't read if you don't like

Movie Collection

2009-06-25T13:46:06-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Kings
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Jack B. & David S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 656, Reviews: 1 Published: 6-25-09
Status: Complete

Jack/David SLASH Don't read if you don't like . Jack shows David his adult film collection. Humor ficlet with explicit sexual content.

Jack's Plan

2009-06-25T13:43:28-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Kings
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Jack B. & David S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 759, Reviews: 1 Published: 6-25-09
Status: Complete

Jack/David SLASH Don't read if you don't like . Warnings for dark themes. Jack usually manipulates to get what he wants; that's how he stays in control. David, though, is more of a challenge.

Table Manners

2009-06-25T13:39:04-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Sarah C. & Derek R.
Chapters: 1, Words: 258, Reviews: 0 Published: 6-25-09
Status: Complete

Little things about Derek that bother Sarah. And something about Sarah that bothers Derek. Mini-ficlet about their relationship and whether they really get what they need from it.

Good Morning To You, Too

2009-06-18T00:44:57-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Dark Angel
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Alec & Max
Chapters: 1, Words: 216, Reviews: 1 Published: 6-18-09
Status: Complete

Humorous little mini-ficlet about Alec. Basically, his sunny attitude is really annoying first thing in the morning. Implied SLASH and HET; don't read if you don't like.

What's Going On Here?

2009-06-18T00:38:57-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Psych
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Shawn S. & Carlton L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 238, Reviews: 6 Published: 6-18-09
Status: Complete

Shawn/Carlton SLASH. They play a game in the office that ends up with them wearing a lot fewer items of clothing that when they started. Humor mini-ficlet.

Games They Might Still Play

2009-06-18T00:33:37-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Veronica Mars
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Logan & Mac
Chapters: 1, Words: 307, Reviews: 3 Published: 6-18-09
Status: Complete

Logan/Mac ficlet. They're not sure if they can last as a couple, but at least they know they can bond over video games. Banter from Logan and Mac.

Why Would Anyone Want to Do That?

2009-06-18T00:25:05-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Leverage
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Eliot S. & Alec H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 359, Reviews: 3 Published: 6-18-09
Status: Complete

Alec/Eliot SLASH. Alec tries to convince Eliot that cybersex might be fun. Cracky humor ficlet.

Why can't I just be a roadie instead?

2009-06-18T00:19:59-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Leverage
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Eliot S. & Alec H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 265, Reviews: 2 Published: 6-18-09
Status: Complete

Eliot has to pose as a musician for a job. He doesn't want to go onstage. Humor ficlet with implied slash/three of Parker/Hardison/Eliot.

Mohinder Suresh Is an Ethical Man

2009-06-18T00:15:12-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Heroes
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/General
Pairing: Mohinder S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 354, Reviews: 0 Published: 6-18-09
Status: Complete

Mohinder is a scientist for the Company and tests Dr. Crane aka Scarecrow to see if he has powers. X-over with Batman:The Dark Knight. Implied slash and dark themes; don't read if you don't like.

Worse Than Telemarketers

2009-06-17T23:55:30-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Dark Angel
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Alec & Logan
Chapters: 1, Words: 794, Reviews: 2 Published: 6-17-09
Status: Complete

Humor fic where Alec tries to prank call, then dirty-call Logan, but Logan has to explain how it's done. Alec/Logan slashiness.

Cas Knows the Rules

2009-06-17T23:47:23-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Sam W. & Castiel
Chapters: 1, Words: 163, Reviews: 2 Published: 6-17-09
Status: Complete

Against his better judgment, Cas is curious enough to want to be with Sam. Mini-ficlet. Sam/Cas slash.

Pyro and Iceman Are Bad at Keeping Secrets

2009-06-17T23:33:25-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: X-Men: The Movie
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Pyro & Iceman
Chapters: 1, Words: 355, Reviews: 3 Published: 6-17-09
Status: Complete

Pyro/Iceman SLASH. Humorfic about what happens when someone walks in on them together, as they use their powers in bed. Don't read if you don't like slash and/or crack!fic

Driver Picks the Music, Shotgun Has a Breakdown

2009-06-17T23:23:14-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/General
Pairing: Sam W. & Dean W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 423, Reviews: 4 Published: 6-17-09
Status: Complete

Sam struggles with whether to install an ipod in the Impala; he's not dealing well with being apart from Dean. Angsty mini-fic about the time when Dean was gone.

There's Rules Against Killing the Messenger,Right?

2009-06-17T23:13:27-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Bobby S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 245, Reviews: 2 Published: 6-17-09
Status: Complete

Bobby was hit with a love potion and had to find a mate. Cracky humorfic about what happens when he wakes up and realized what happened. SLASH

Bedside Reading

2009-06-17T22:57:50-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Dean W. & Sam W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 423, Reviews: 3 Published: 6-17-09
Status: Complete

Dean reads the Supernatural books to find out some of Sam's memories about the girls he used to date specifically the 'full frontal' memories . Much mocking ensues. Gen.

The Princess and the Plan

2009-06-17T22:51:09-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Fairy Tales
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,692, Reviews: 1 Published: 6-17-09
Status: Complete

Humorfic. A clever princess wants to escape the tower the evil Duke locked her in. Warnings for language and for people who can't read non-hetero sex - don't read if you don't like.

Some Voices Pull You In

2009-06-17T22:35:31-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/General
Pairing: Dean W. & Castiel
Chapters: 1, Words: 697, Reviews: 2 Published: 6-17-09
Status: Complete

Slash-ish discussion of Cas/Dean from Anna's POV ; Anna can see how much Dean means to Cas; she's proud of Cas for being willing to care for a human so much past Anna/Cas implied

Message From Dean's Cell

2009-06-12T02:48:29-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Dean W. & Sam W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 186, Reviews: 9 Published: 6-12-09
Status: Complete

Sam/Dean SLASH. Dean discovers sexting sexual text messaging . Humorfic. Wincest and total crack!fic - don't read if you don't like.

Fairness and Accuracy on Television

2009-06-12T02:43:53-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Leverage
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Nathan F. & Eliot S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 581, Reviews: 3 Published: 6-12-09
Status: Complete

Nathan/Eliot SLASH Crack!fic Don't read if you don't like . Crack!ficlet with Vampire!Eliot and Nate discussing television vampires and what they do and don't get right. Warnings for slash, vampires that bite, parodies of deconstruction, and sexy math

Reasonable Response

2009-06-12T02:37:39-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Burn Notice
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 146, Reviews: 1 Published: 6-12-09
Status: Complete

Victor/Michael crack!fluff/humor mini-ficlet. SLASH. Victor thinks his efforts in bed are going unappreciated.

Recruitment

2009-06-12T02:32:31-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Burn Notice
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 798, Reviews: 4 Published: 6-12-09
Status: In-Progress

Michael/Victor SLASH Don't read if you don't like . Michael has to think of some creative ways to get Victor to join his team.

Zoe Waits

2009-06-12T02:25:21-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Firefly
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Angst
Pairing: Zoe
Chapters: 1, Words: 645, Reviews: 0 Published: 6-12-09
Status: Complete

Zoe looks at Simon and Kaylee's new relationship and uses to remember; other times, she uses it to forget. MAJOR SPOILERS for the BDM Serenity ; Do NOT read if you don't want spoilers for Serenity.

Big Brother's Watching You

2009-06-12T01:00:41-08:00

Author: Daria234
Crossover: Firefly and Supernatural
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Family
Pairing: Simon & Sam W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 487, Reviews: 3 Published: 6-12-09
Status: Complete

Sam and River get engaged; Dean and Simon have surprisingly similar reactions

Location, Location, Location

2009-06-12T00:56:59-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Firefly
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Simon & Kaylee
Chapters: 1, Words: 286, Reviews: 1 Published: 6-12-09
Status: Complete

Simon/Kaylee discuss the best places on the ship for their intimate encounters. Fluffy humorfic w/ some other relationships het and slash briefly implied.

Old Acquaintances

2009-06-12T00:53:46-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Veronica Mars
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Drama
Pairing: Veronica & Logan
Chapters: 1, Words: 903, Reviews: 2 Published: 6-12-09
Status: Complete

Futurefic with FBI Veronica, Veronica/Logan, they argue about one of her cases involving a lot of old memories.

Hammerable Fans Unite

2009-06-12T00:50:22-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Captain Hammer & Dr. Horrible/Billy
Chapters: 1, Words: 350, Reviews: 2 Published: 6-12-09
Status: Complete

Crack!fic: What if one of Hammer's groupies noticed that there's something beneath the surface of Hammer's and Horrible's relationship? Hammer/Horrible slash

Driver Picks the Music

2009-06-12T00:45:54-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Angst
Pairing: Sam W. & Dean W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 458, Reviews: 1 Published: 6-12-09
Status: Complete

Sam/Dean. Warnings for Wincest - don't read if you don't like. Why it's more than it seems when Dean and Sam argue about music.

Steampunk Leverage Team and the Creepy Automata

2009-06-12T00:41:44-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Leverage
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Eliot S. & Parker
Chapters: 1, Words: 860, Reviews: 1 Published: 6-12-09
Status: In-Progress

Parker/Eliot fic. Steampunk!AU Leverage Team 19th Century AU , everyone's creeped out by the new robot-like machines, but Parker gets along with them just fine.

Please Tell Me You Don't Work Here

2009-06-12T00:22:22-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Veronica Mars
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Veronica & Logan
Chapters: 1, Words: 337, Reviews: 4 Published: 6-12-09
Status: Complete

Semi-crack!fic Veronica/Logan set in a future where Veronica is an FBI agent and Logan has a very unconventional job.

Taking Control

2009-06-12T00:19:34-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Eureka
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Nathan S. & Jack C.
Chapters: 1, Words: 372, Reviews: 3 Published: 6-12-09
Status: Complete

Humorous Crack!fic where Jack has a sexual fantasy about Nathan but fantasy!Nathan just keeps acting exasperating. Jack/Nathan slash. Mild BDSM, mostly verbal sparring.

An Uncomfortable Phonecall

2009-06-12T00:14:18-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Captain Hammer & Dr. Horrible/Billy
Chapters: 1, Words: 322, Reviews: 1 Published: 6-12-09
Status: Complete

Horrible/Hammer SLASH, Crack!fic, where Horrible likes getting a phone call from Captain Hammer a little more than he should.

Mugen's Visit

2009-06-12T00:09:42-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Samurai Champloo
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Jin & Mugen
Chapters: 1, Words: 454, Reviews: 0 Published: 6-12-09
Status: Complete

Jin/Mugen SLASH Don't read if you don't like .

Not What I Had in Mind

2009-06-11T23:16:06-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: O'Neill, J. & Jackson, D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 212, Reviews: 0 Published: 6-11-09
Status: Complete

Humorous little mini-ficlet about what goes wrong when Daniel wants to make love in front of the Stargate. Jack/Daniel SLASH.

Pillowtalk for Beatrice and Benedick

2009-06-11T23:11:09-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Shakespeare
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 656, Reviews: 10 Published: 6-11-09
Status: Complete

Beatrice and Benedick discuss zoology, facial expressions, and the nature of fools. And sex.

Zack Knows He's Not Ben

2009-06-11T23:04:21-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Dark Angel
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Zack
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,616, Reviews: 3 Published: 6-11-09
Status: Complete

X-over with Supernatural. Zack/Dean. SLASH and ANGST - don't read if you don't like. Zack meets a smartass demon-hunter who looks just like Ben. Zack reacts in a rational, non-overprotective manner. Or maybe he does the opposite of that.

Still Obsessed With Jake

2009-06-11T22:58:29-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Jake 2.0
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 435, Reviews: 0 Published: 6-11-09
Status: Complete

Jake/Dumont slash. Slash, dubcon sleeping with someone because of a mission , rough sex, threats. DON'T READ IF YOU DON'T LIKE. Alternative Universe ficlet where Dumont gets the nanites and Jake only has his commitment to the mission to take him down

If On a Winter's Night an Old Friend Appears

2009-06-05T00:02:47-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Heroes
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Peter P. & Mohinder S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 677, Reviews: 1 Published: 6-5-09
Status: Complete

Peter and Mohinder find that there are things that get in the way of their relationship. Angst and sex and romance mini-fic. Peter/Mohinder SLASH.

Shapeshifting Is Easier than Changing Obsessions

2009-06-04T23:30:50-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Heroes
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/General
Pairing: Sylar/Gabriel G. & Peter P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 569, Reviews: 4 Published: 6-4-09
Status: Complete

Sylar/Peter slash, with reflections on obsession, destiny, and the history of their relationship. Angsty ficlet about something that might happen in the future. Warnings for captor/prisoner sex.

In Which Adam is A Sarcastic but Sexy Bastard

2009-06-04T23:22:53-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Highlander
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Methos & Joe
Chapters: 1, Words: 469, Reviews: 2 Published: 6-4-09
Status: Complete

Joe/Adam!Methos SLASH don't read if you don't like . Humor ficlet. Not so much bastardry - actually more like banter. Established relationship Watcher!slash where Joe thinks Adam is mortal.

Good Reasons to Dress Like an Unkempt Accountant

2009-06-04T23:17:18-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Dean W. & Castiel
Chapters: 1, Words: 309, Reviews: 5 Published: 6-4-09
Status: Complete

Dean/Cas slash. Dean fixes Cas' tie and tries to avoid being distracted by his thoughts about Cas.

I'm Totally Batman

2009-06-04T23:09:13-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Sam W. & Dean W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 431, Reviews: 2 Published: 6-4-09
Status: Complete

Humor ficlet. Dean and Sam have a hunting job that requires them to go to a comic convention. But not everybody's happy with their costumes. Slightly implied Sam/Dean slash .

Reasons Not To Leave

2009-06-04T22:56:32-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Highlander
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Amanda
Chapters: 1, Words: 516, Reviews: 2 Published: 6-4-09
Status: Complete

Romantic and some angst. Amanda and John male character from Supernatural X-over.

You shouldn't wear the crown in bed

2009-05-29T18:52:46-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: King Arthur
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Arthur & Lancelot
Chapters: 1, Words: 695, Reviews: 0 Published: 5-29-09
Status: Complete

Arthur/Lancelot SLASH relationship. Don't read if you don't like slash Arthur has to make a decision that will affect his and Lancelot's future. Ficlet. Based on various Arthurian legends but with slashiness added,appearance by Forest!Merlin

Silent Song

2009-05-29T18:31:42-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: X-Men: The Movie
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Iceman & Pyro
Chapters: 1, Words: 287, Reviews: 1 Published: 5-29-09
Status: Complete

John/Bobby SLASH relationship. They give each other what nobody else can. Mini-ficlet.

John is a Righteous Man

2009-05-28T19:14:55-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/General
Pairing: John W. & Dean W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 493, Reviews: 2 Published: 5-28-09
Status: Complete

John/Dean in the time of the Salem witch trials. AlternateUniverse. Angst, violence, non-graphic sex, very dark themes. John/Dean SLASH. In this AU/past, John and Dean are NOT related, but if it squicks you out, don't read.

Maybe It Shouldn't Be Called a Safehouse

2009-05-28T19:04:57-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: NCIS
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General
Pairing: Leroy Jethro Gibbs & Tony D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 631, Reviews: 2 Published: 5-28-09
Status: Complete

AU Where Gibbs is Prohibition-era gangster in the 30's, and Tony has to pay a debt. TotalBastard!Gibbs/Flapper!Abby/Speakeasy!Tony. Slash and het and threesome. Don't read if you don't like.

Jack's Hangover

2009-05-28T18:54:45-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Eureka
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Jack C.
Chapters: 1, Words: 382, Reviews: 2 Published: 5-28-09
Status: Complete

SLASH humor ficlet.

If they don't recognize your humanity, you fail

2009-05-28T18:49:42-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Misc. Books
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Tragedy/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 323, Reviews: 1 Published: 5-28-09
Status: Complete

Historical ficlet about Alan Turing and his views on sex and love and loss. And machines. Not actually about the Turing test, no claims to accuracy just fic. Angst. Written for comment fic on livejournal

There's Not Going to Be Kissing, Is There?

2009-05-28T18:32:32-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: NCIS
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Leroy Jethro Gibbs & Tony D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 658, Reviews: 4 Published: 5-28-09
Status: Complete

CRACK humor ficlet about Gibbs/Dinozzo set in The Princess Bride universe. Tony/Gibbs SLASH - don't read if you don't like.

The diary of the Princess of Denmark

2009-05-28T18:19:58-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Shakespeare
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 585, Reviews: 2 Published: 5-28-09
Status: Complete

CRACKy Humorfic. girl!Hamlet writes to her diary about all the crazy things that are happening to her. Parody - don't read if you don't like CRACKiness.

Humans Can't Be Tamed

2009-05-24T23:46:03-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Firefly
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Jayne & Mal
Chapters: 1, Words: 609, Reviews: 7 Published: 5-24-09
Status: Complete

SLASH Mal/Jayne. Dark fic about Mal and Jayne's relationship. Mal knows he has to be cruel if he wants to keep Jayne in line. He just doesn't always like it so much.

Some Things Never Change

2009-05-24T23:31:14-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Firefly
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Zoe & Mal
Chapters: 1, Words: 227, Reviews: 2 Published: 5-24-09
Status: Complete

Mini-ficlet. AU where Zoe is the kickass Captain of Serenity. Appearances by several characters.

Ballard and Topher Don't See Eye to Eye

2009-05-24T23:24:52-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Dollhouse
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Topher B. & Paul B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 214, Reviews: 2 Published: 5-24-09
Status: Complete

Ballard/Topher SLASH don't read if you don't like . Mini-ficlet about sex and ethics. Mostly the first one. Rated M to be safe, probably more like T.

We Only Admire Those Who Remind Us of Ourselves

2009-05-24T23:17:44-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Heroes
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Matt P. & Adam M./Takezo Kensei
Chapters: 1, Words: 172, Reviews: 3 Published: 5-24-09
Status: Complete

Crackfic! Humor ficlet. Matt and Adam enjoy watching good TV shows together and debating about the characters ;

He's not who he used to be

2009-05-24T23:08:45-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Family/Angst
Pairing: John C. & Derek R.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,842, Reviews: 3 Published: 5-24-09
Status: Complete

FutureJohn and Derek need to talk. AU where Derek is ordered to jump back to the future, meets with FutureJohn again, and Derek has trouble adapting to the change, especially since he thinks of John as both his leader/general and his nephew.

Sweet Treats for Simon and Kaylee

2009-05-24T21:51:01-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Firefly
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Simon & Kaylee
Chapters: 1, Words: 302, Reviews: 1 Published: 5-24-09
Status: Complete

Simon/Kaylee ficlet. Schmoopy/sexy scene were Simon and Kaylee enjoy a new candy treat.

Pull Your Punches

2009-05-24T21:45:16-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Dark Angel
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Logan & Alec
Chapters: 1, Words: 529, Reviews: 0 Published: 5-24-09
Status: Complete

Logan is upset that Alec got into a bar brawl. But Logan is more upset about the secret he's keeping from Alec. Alec/Logan established relationship SLASH. Darkish angsty-ish ficlet.

Demon Kings Like to See the Big Picture

2009-05-23T12:15:02-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Charmed
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Supernatural/Romance
Pairing: Wyatt H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 778, Reviews: 1 Published: 5-23-09
Status: Complete

Evil!Wyatt/Evil!Sam X-over with Supernatural . Wyatt and Supernatural's Sam form an alliance to rule demons together and combat an outside threat. It turns out better than they had hoped. SLASH Sam/Wyatt. DARK themes, slash, don't read if you don't like

A Knock at the Door

2009-05-23T01:29:57-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: John W. & Bobby S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 569, Reviews: 1 Published: 5-23-09
Status: Complete

Crackfic! John and Bobby go door-to-door trying to sell encyclopedias about the supernatural. John thinks he's smooth. Bobby doesn;t agree. Humor mini-ficlet. Gen.

The Same Mistake Twice

2009-05-23T01:25:19-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Supernatural/Adventure
Pairing: Ellen H. & Dean W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 656, Reviews: 0 Published: 5-23-09
Status: Complete

Sam/Dean/Ellen plus violence against demons. Implied Wincest/trio. Ellen is a badas . So are the boys. But each person refrains from doing something ill-thought-out that they've done before.

Office Romance

2009-05-23T01:18:46-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Leverage
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Alec H. & Eliot S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 293, Reviews: 3 Published: 5-23-09
Status: Complete

Couples have to find space in the offices to get together. Humor ficlet with both HET and SLASH couple.

True Stories Aren't Always Polite

2009-05-18T22:33:21-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Dark Angel
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Logan & Alec
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,076, Reviews: 2 Updated: 5-18-09 Published: 4-19-09
Status: Complete

There are some questions Logan just can't ask Alec. It affects their relationship in surprising ways. Alternates between Logan's and Alec's POV. Slash. Alec/Logan. Angst. UPDATED with new ending.

Sylar's Skin

2009-05-18T22:31:40-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Heroes
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/General
Pairing: Sylar/Gabriel G. & Mohinder S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 351, Reviews: 0 Published: 5-18-09
Status: Complete

How it feels when Sylar changes shape. Hints at slash relationships. Angsty mini-ficlet.

A Kiss and a Taste of Something Unfulfilled

2009-05-18T22:27:39-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Dark Angel
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Alec & Max
Chapters: 1, Words: 276, Reviews: 3 Published: 5-18-09
Status: Complete

Alec/Max, angsty ficlet about their first kiss.

Don't Ask Me What Will Make Me Happy

2009-05-16T20:24:14-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Dark Angel
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Alec & Logan
Chapters: 1, Words: 519, Reviews: 0 Published: 5-16-09
Status: Complete

Alec/Logan SLASH. Angsty fic about why Alec doesn't have answers for the questions that Logan asks. Established relationship Alec/Logan.

Dream a little Dream

2009-05-16T11:42:24-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Heroes
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Matt P. & Mohinder S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 374, Reviews: 1 Published: 5-16-09
Status: Complete

SLASH and implied slash and het. Matt lives down the hall from Mohinder, but his power makes it so he can always hear what Mohinder is thinking during a sex dream. Matt can't unlearn all the things he finds out about Mohinder's former partners.

Assuming you know someone

2009-05-16T11:28:01-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Angst/General
Pairing: Dean W. & Sam W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 383, Reviews: 3 Published: 5-16-09
Status: Complete

SPOILERS for SPN Season 4 Finale. SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS. DO not read if you do not want spoilers. Angsty Mini-ficlet of a Sam and Dean conversation that takes place 2 months after the Finale. SPOILERS

Meeting of the Minds

2009-05-14T16:18:50-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Heroes
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Matt P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 229, Reviews: 8 Published: 5-14-09
Status: Complete

Matt uses his mind-reading powers while he sleeps with various characters. One of them is a little different than the others. Numerous SLASH and HET pairings. Brief little humor ficlet.

Jack does his part to protect the world

2009-05-14T16:14:29-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Eureka
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Nathan S. & Jack C.
Chapters: 1, Words: 528, Reviews: 8 Published: 5-14-09
Status: Complete

Jack/Nathan SLASH. Established relationship humorfic. Jack wonders if Nathan's big plans for GD are really all that wise. He comes up with ways to distract Nathan.:

Creative Expression

2009-05-14T16:10:05-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Leverage
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Alec H. & Eliot S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 545, Reviews: 3 Published: 5-14-09
Status: Complete

Hardison/Eliot SLASH. Established relationship humor ficlet. Eliot's cooking. Hardison is patiently waiting and letting his creative mind wander.

Chuck vs the Bleepin' Bleepity Bleeps

2009-05-13T20:45:18-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Chuck
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Chuck B. & John C.
Chapters: 1, Words: 415, Reviews: 6 Published: 5-13-09
Status: Complete

Chuck wants Casey to stop verbally attacking him. Casey thinks Chuck is a pathetic @# ! Rated M for very obscene language and obscene imagery. Seriously, it's a story ABOUT profanity. Don't read if you don't want.

Emma Decides to Share Her Wise Counsel

2009-05-13T20:38:03-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Emma
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 221, Reviews: 5 Published: 5-13-09
Status: Complete

Emma and Knightley, after their wedding night. Humor ficlet. Emma has great confidence in herself.

Monty Cora takes a hit

2009-05-13T20:30:27-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Dark Angel
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Alec
Chapters: 1, Words: 728, Reviews: 0 Published: 5-13-09
Status: Complete

Alec fights Eliot from Leverage Xover with the TV show Leverage . Later, Eliot confronts Alec for a rematch, but they both end up surprised how it turns out. Alec/Eliot SLASH relationship.

Sylar always has to carry the picnic basket

2009-05-13T20:21:06-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Heroes
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Peter P. & Sylar/Gabriel G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 452, Reviews: 6 Published: 5-13-09
Status: Complete

Peter/Sylar slash. Humorfic/TOTAL CRACK! established relationship ficlet from Peter's POV. Peter and Sylar go on a picnic but Peter has some concerns about their relationship.

Truth She Hides, Truth She Reveals

2009-05-08T23:15:22-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Cameron & Sarah C.
Chapters: 1, Words: 639, Reviews: 1 Published: 5-8-09
Status: Complete

Femslash and implied femslash. Sarah/Cameron, Cameron/Jessie, Riley/Jessie. How these women think about each other, fantasize about each other, and what they learn about themselves from each other. Reviews welcome.

Don't Say That To Casey

2009-05-08T17:07:10-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Chuck
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Chuck B. & John C.
Chapters: 1, Words: 629, Reviews: 17 Published: 5-8-09
Status: Complete

Chuck annoys Casey; Casey loses it a little and starts listing things that annoy. The list has a lot of Chuck-related things. Humor ficlet. Also a costume party. CRACK

Don't Judge Me by My Fandom

2009-05-08T16:56:43-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Castiel
Chapters: 1, Words: 535, Reviews: 3 Published: 5-8-09
Status: Complete

Castiel and Uriel discuss the TV show Heroes and how they relate to Sam and Dean. Implied Sam/Dean slash.

Smooth Operator

2009-05-08T16:50:25-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Smallville
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Clark K. & Oliver Q.
Chapters: 1, Words: 520, Reviews: 2 Published: 5-8-09
Status: Complete

Oliver's side of a conversation. He is trying to get Clark in bed, but not having much luck. Humorfic. SLASH

Not Funny

2009-05-08T16:43:59-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Watchmen
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/General
Pairing: Walter K./Rorschach & Edward B./The Comedian
Chapters: 1, Words: 129, Reviews: 3 Published: 5-8-09
Status: Complete

Mini-ficlet. SLASH sexual relationship Rorschach/Comedian. Don't read if you don't like slash. Basically a tiny glimpse into how Rorschach feels about this completely f-ed up relationship based on insanity and not much else.

It's Like You Don't Want Me to Have Any Fun

2009-05-08T16:39:16-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Scrubs
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Dr. Cox/Perry & Jordan S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 519, Reviews: 5 Published: 5-8-09
Status: Complete

Jordan/Cox and implied threesome. CRACKfic. Cox is not happy about Jordan's foreplay demands.

Perfect 10

2009-05-08T16:32:03-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: G. House & J. Wilson
Chapters: 1, Words: 318, Reviews: 5 Published: 5-8-09
Status: Complete

crack!fic about House and Wilson watching a beauty pageant and the mischief it inspires.

In the Distance, Logan Standing on the Shore

2009-05-08T16:27:29-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Dark Angel
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Alec & Logan
Chapters: 1, Words: 667, Reviews: 1 Published: 5-8-09
Status: Complete

Alec/Logan slash. Angst. What Alec fears, what Alec wants, and why it might keep the two apart.

Derek Is Not a Machine

2009-05-08T16:12:18-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Derek R. & Cameron
Chapters: 1, Words: 351, Reviews: 2 Published: 5-8-09
Status: Complete

Cameron's thoughts on Derek, and what she observes about his relationship with John and Sarah.

Fear and Lust

2009-05-02T13:39:57-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: R. Chase & G. House
Chapters: 1, Words: 756, Reviews: 3 Published: 5-2-09
Status: Complete

SLASH Chase/House. Top!Chase/SubmissiveHouse, implied Wilson/House. Kinkfic. Chase explains to House that he figured something out and he's not jealous of Wilson.

Friendly Competition

2009-05-02T13:35:42-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Heroes
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Mohinder S. & Adam M./Takezo Kensei
Chapters: 1, Words: 564, Reviews: 7 Published: 5-2-09
Status: Complete

Humorfic about Mohinder judging who's prettiest among Matt, Adam, and Sylar.

Chuck Vs The New Grunt

2009-04-27T23:38:53-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Chuck
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: John C. & Chuck B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 371, Reviews: 7 Published: 4-27-09
Status: Complete

Chuck/Casey slash. After a narrow escape, Chuck admires Casey and Casey wants Chuck. Sort of.

Share and Share Alike

2009-04-27T23:33:19-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Eureka
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Jack C. & Nathan S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 375, Reviews: 2 Published: 4-27-09
Status: Complete

Nathan/Carter slash. They are literally stuck together after an accident at Global Dynamics, and they find creative ways to bother and tease each other.

Dangerous Beauties

2009-04-27T23:31:09-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Burn Notice
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 294, Reviews: 1 Published: 4-27-09
Status: Complete

Ficlet about Michael/Victor/Fiona, and the plans Fiona has for them

Something Completely Different

2009-04-27T23:28:22-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Heroes
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Mohinder S. & Nathan P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 192, Reviews: 1 Published: 4-27-09
Status: Complete

Slash ficlet - Nathan does his best to seduce Mohinder. Nathan/Mohinder, implied Sylar/Mohinder.

Too Fast

2009-04-27T23:21:47-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Heroes
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Nathan P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 331, Reviews: 1 Published: 4-27-09
Status: Complete

Slash ficlet, Nathan with Angel from Xmen. Flight feels differently for the two men - longing for the sensation of the other man's means of flight.

After Sex

2009-04-27T23:17:14-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Dark Angel
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Logan & Alec
Chapters: 1, Words: 211, Reviews: 2 Published: 4-27-09
Status: Complete

Alec/Logan slash ficlet. Alec's POV, why he loves the imperfections and the messiness of sex.

How Simon Keeps Jayne

2009-04-19T20:56:38-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Firefly
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/General
Pairing: Simon & Jayne
Chapters: 1, Words: 266, Reviews: 3 Published: 4-19-09
Status: In-Progress

melancholy drabble, Simon/Jayne SLASH

No More Pity

2009-04-19T20:54:07-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Dark Angel
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Alec & Logan
Chapters: 1, Words: 363, Reviews: 2 Published: 4-19-09
Status: Complete

Alec/Logan SLASH established relationship, Alec is pissed off and tries to lay down the law

Friends ands Rivals

2009-04-19T20:51:14-08:00

Author: Daria234
Crossover: Batman Begins/Dark Knight and Heroes
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Bruce W./Batman & Noah B./HRG
Chapters: 1, Words: 265, Reviews: 1 Published: 4-19-09
Status: Complete

Slash. Ficlet about HRG and Bruce.

New Power, New Possibilities

2009-04-19T20:49:06-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Heroes
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Sylar/Gabriel G. & Peter P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 491, Reviews: 6 Published: 4-19-09
Status: Complete

Sylar gets the power of super-attractiveness. The results are not what Sylar planned. Crack fic. Several pairings, mostly slash, none explicit.

Best burn ever

2009-04-19T20:44:55-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Scrubs
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: John D./J.D. & Dr. Cox/Perry
Chapters: 1, Words: 528, Reviews: 4 Published: 4-19-09
Status: In-Progress

SLASH JD/Cox JD decides to do something about Cox's insensitive attitude

AwesomeDemon

2009-04-19T20:42:06-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Sam W. & Dean W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 182, Reviews: 7 Published: 4-19-09
Status: Complete

mini-ficlet where Sam and Dean are surprised to discover youtube videos about hunters

Funny business

2009-04-19T20:39:26-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Psych
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Shawn S. & Carlton L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 282, Reviews: 3 Published: 4-19-09
Status: Complete

Shawn decides it's a good idea to tease Lassiter. Slash, established relationship.

Distractions

2009-04-19T20:31:29-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: O'Neill, J. & Jackson, D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 293, Reviews: 1 Published: 4-19-09
Status: Complete

Crack!ficlet about body switching with mild slash and/or het

The End of Things

2009-04-19T20:29:17-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/General
Pairing: Sam W. & Dean W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 927, Reviews: 1 Published: 4-19-09
Status: Complete

Sam and Dean meet a 19-year-old John Connor from Terminator:TSSC? They find they have a LOT in common. SLASH Sam/Dean and Sam/John Connor

Roadhouse

2009-04-19T20:26:19-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: John W. & Ellen H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 510, Reviews: 0 Published: 4-19-09
Status: Complete

John/Ellen/Eliot x-over from Leverage spend the night together. PWP.

Good Records

2009-04-19T20:23:40-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Burn Notice
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 242, Reviews: 4 Published: 4-19-09
Status: Complete

Victor is curious about what Michael has in his little book - slash V/M humor ficlet.

St Patrick's Day in Eureka

2009-03-17T17:14:57-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Eureka
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Jack C. & Nathan S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 374, Reviews: 2 Published: 3-17-09
Status: Complete

Nathan tricks Carter into revealing some secrets. General drunkenness as well. Slash

Meet Me Halfway

2009-03-17T17:12:32-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Heroes
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Angst
Pairing: Mohinder S. & Sylar/Gabriel G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 407, Reviews: 0 Published: 3-17-09
Status: Complete

Mylar Crackfic fun. Warning: DubCon

Agreeable

2009-03-17T17:08:32-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Burn Notice
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 175, Reviews: 2 Published: 3-17-09
Status: Complete

Very short fic about Victor and Michael's working relationship. Slash.

Compare and Contrast

2009-03-17T17:06:43-08:00

Author: Daria234
Category: Burn Notice
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,923, Reviews: 5 Published: 3-17-09
Status: Complete

Compare and Contrast: How Michael Learned to Live With Victor." Michael/Victor slash. AU from Season finale. Hurt/comfort with some humor.