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Get a Girlfriend!

2009-06-21T15:33:52-08:00

Author: fudge poptart
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Sora & Kairi
Chapters: 6, Words: 16,595, Reviews: 38 Updated: 6-21-09 Published: 5-1-09
Status: In-Progress

Sora accidentally gets cast in a reality show, forcing him to compete against his friends to win a girl's heart. The problem? He does NOT want a girlfriend. Or so he thinks.

Mishaps of Kingdom Hearts

2009-06-17T11:41:43-08:00

Author: fudge poptart
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Sora & Kairi
Chapters: 9, Words: 9,897, Reviews: 23 Updated: 6-17-09 Published: 3-31-09
Status: In-Progress

Collection of humorous and odd oneshots. If there are any pairings, they're probably SoKai or RoxNam. Story 9: Axel visits a shrink. It doesn't bode well. XD

Things to Hate About Love

2009-06-14T22:22:44-08:00

Author: fudge poptart
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Sora & Kairi
Chapters: 8, Words: 17,303, Reviews: 42 Updated: 6-14-09 Published: 4-2-09
Status: In-Progress

Sora hasn't had a girlfriend in all fifteen years of his life. Riku makes a bet that he can change that. Matchmaking plans and chaos ensue. But Kairi and Sora don't seem to get along. Will Riku have to give up his attempts at playing Cupid?...

Me No Speak English?

2009-06-14T08:52:11-08:00

Author: fudge poptart
Category: Happy Hustle High/H3スクール!
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,812, Reviews: 4 Published: 6-14-09
Status: Complete

Hanabi just met the most attractive guy she's ever laid eyes on. Too bad he doesn't speak her language. Oneshot. // "Du bist auch schön. Aber...dein Haar ist unordentlich." Hanabi had no idea what that meant, but it sounded hot. //

Oh, My Aching Crotch

2009-06-10T00:02:59-08:00

Author: fudge poptart
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Vexen & Axel
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,228, Reviews: 4 Published: 6-10-09
Status: Complete

Axel somehow pulls a muscle in his genitalia. How the heck do you heal an injury like that? Slight possible implied yaoi. Oneshot.

Ode to Kingdom Hearts

2009-05-26T05:21:38-08:00

Author: fudge poptart
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Poetry/Humor
Pairing: Sora & Riku
Chapters: 1, Words: 342, Reviews: 2 Published: 5-26-09
Status: Complete

A short, silly poemfic about Kingdom Hearts. "A dog and a duck // And breaking a card. // Oh, no--Sephiroth! // I just wet my unitard....."

Jiraiya's Umbrella

2009-05-22T19:44:27-08:00

Author: fudge poptart
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Jiraiya & Tsunade S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 347, Reviews: 2 Published: 5-22-09
Status: Complete

Jiraiya decides to create some innuendo mischief with an umbrella. Short oneshot. Funny. :D

Game Over

2009-04-14T17:25:12-08:00

Author: fudge poptart
Category: Tetris
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 267, Reviews: 8 Published: 4-14-09
Status: Complete

A oneshot that is not what it seems. Funny and very short. The two were bound together, and they were in absolute bliss. Until.....