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The Socially Unacceptable Courtship

2009-11-19T14:49:13-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Hinata H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,668, Reviews: 26 Published: 11-19-09
Status: Complete

Of Hyuuga Hinata. "I am so not helping them with the hand-holding," Hanabi sighed. "Seriously." SasuHina cracktastic oneshot.

Scorpius Malfoy and the Improbable Plot

2009-10-31T16:35:50-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Scorpius M. & Harry P.
Chapters: 19, Words: 48,776, Reviews: 885 Updated: 10-31-09 Published: 6-29-08
Status: In-Progress

Scorpius really should have listened to his father's numerous and dire warnings about the Potter clan. Harry feels his pain. Gen crackfic WIP, yo. Seriously, so cracky.

The Difference

2009-10-23T07:40:53-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Hikaru no Go
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Angst
Pairing: Akira T. & Hikaru S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 277, Reviews: 9 Published: 10-23-09
Status: Complete

The first time Shindo willingly brings up Sai without being goaded into it, they're playing a casual game at the salon.

Better Than Spandex

2009-10-17T09:23:00-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Hikaru no Go
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Akira T. & Hikaru S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 982, Reviews: 23 Published: 10-17-09
Status: Complete

Akira might have even felt a little touched by Shindo's staunch faith in his sportsmanship, if they hadn't been talking about their hypothetical mutant powers.

Five Scenes Over a Goban

2009-09-23T22:31:26-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Hikaru no Go
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Angst
Pairing: Hikaru S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,663, Reviews: 39 Published: 9-23-09
Status: Complete

Ichikawa laughs until she chokes, and Akira suddenly understands why Shindo spends so much of his time yelling at people to stop hitting him already. Slight HikaruAkira.

The Desk

2009-09-23T18:07:15-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,548, Reviews: 79 Published: 9-23-09
Status: Complete

Crack oneshot. Malcolm Baddock fails at office warfare, and Harry teaches his desk to speak.

Call It Revolution

2009-08-08T00:48:56-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Gundam Wing/AC
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Heero Y. & Duo M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,714, Reviews: 11 Published: 8-8-09
Status: Complete

He doesn't know why some people say Duo's eyes are violet. To him, they are very blue. 1x2, background 3x4.

Harry Potter, Transdimensional Guidance Counselor

2009-08-07T16:15:40-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 4, Words: 9,342, Reviews: 296 Updated: 8-7-09 Published: 1-8-09
Status: In-Progress

Part of being Head Auror is tracking down potential future heroes and villains and giving them a good talking-to. Harry really wishes he'd known this ahead of time. Multi-crossover crackfic WIP.

Five Things Yumichika Doesn't Talk About

2009-04-06T12:33:27-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Angst
Pairing: Yumichika A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 694, Reviews: 9 Published: 4-6-09
Status: Complete

Table manners are not your enemy, Ikkaku." Rated for 11th Division-ness.

Folks Like Us Do It In DeLoreans

2009-01-10T10:56:02-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Castiel & Ruby
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,286, Reviews: 42 Published: 1-10-09
Status: In-Progress

Castiel has a cunning plan. It involves Ruby, time travel, and setting up house to raise the Boy King right. Yes. Gen crackfic of epic proportions, yo.

Broccoli and the Art of Subterfuge

2008-08-31T00:02:13-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Harry P. & Albus S. P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,615, Reviews: 132 Published: 8-31-08
Status: Complete

Harry has some rather questionable parenting methods. And he may or may not be responsible for Draco Malfoy's receding hairline. NextGen crackfic oneshot!

The WorldSaving Properties of Hot Threesome Sex

2008-08-26T19:07:55-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,713, Reviews: 123 Published: 8-26-08
Status: Complete

Harry's straight, he really is. Unfortunately, no one believes it but him. HarryLunaBlaise crackfic AHOY.

The Wendell That Wasn't

2008-07-15T00:43:19-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Ginny W. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,814, Reviews: 181 Published: 7-15-08
Status: Complete

The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.

Gossip Queens

2008-07-12T12:28:12-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Harry P. & Neville L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,209, Reviews: 144 Published: 7-12-08
Status: Complete

After the war, Neville and Harry meet up to mock people and get drunk. It's a good life. Post-DH oneshot crackfic.

Spice of Life

2008-07-10T23:41:13-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Harry P. & Ginny W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 730, Reviews: 29 Published: 7-10-08
Status: Complete

Harry thinks Ginny's getting bored. Ginny thinks she's not nearly bored enough, really. Also, there may or may not be gerbils. PostDH HarryGinny crackfic oneshot.

Some Days

2008-07-10T22:37:40-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Harry P. & Ginny W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 434, Reviews: 20 Published: 7-10-08
Status: Complete

Ginny's not like Harry. She doesn't get to talk to the dead. PostDH oneshot.

The Preservation of Memory

2008-07-03T00:59:56-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Drama
Pairing: Teddy L. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,136, Reviews: 35 Published: 7-3-08
Status: Complete

Teddy Lupin's parents are dead, but he still finds traces of them in the oddest places. Oneshot, slight TeddyVictoire.

Fathers of the Year

2008-07-02T17:04:17-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Harry P. & Draco M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 531, Reviews: 121 Published: 7-2-08
Status: Complete

Harry and Draco find ways to keep the hate alive. Albus Severus and Scorpius approve. NextGen oneshot crackfic ahoy!

The Photograph of You and Me

2007-12-27T04:57:03-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Drama
Pairing: Sam W. & Dean W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,963, Reviews: 24 Published: 12-27-07
Status: Complete

Gen WIaWSNB coda. No one should be able to pull off belligerent sincerity, but Sam’s master of the mixed emotion, always has been, and there’s a lump in Dean’s throat that stops him from arguing back.

Revenge of the Genius Baby

2006-12-02T03:22:16-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Carter, S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 777, Reviews: 15 Published: 12-2-06
Status: Complete

Sam, McKay, three tall, handsome, muscular nannies, and a baby destined to become a socially inept, emotionally stunted supergenius. Why yes, this is SamMcKay. Ish.

Rise and Shine

2006-11-06T00:34:17-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Firefly
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Wash & Zoe
Chapters: 1, Words: 114, Reviews: 14 Published: 11-6-06
Status: Complete

WashZoe drabble. In which there is basking, and Wash's dinosaurs face imminent doom.

Dumbledore's Man

2006-10-15T02:19:45-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Angst
Pairing: Harry P. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,117, Reviews: 94 Published: 10-15-06
Status: Complete

Every October, Harry visits the grave. PostHBP oneshot.

Grey

2006-08-24T00:18:20-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Harry P. & Ginny W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 730, Reviews: 61 Published: 8-24-06
Status: Complete

Heroes don't get fairytale endings, and rainbows eventually fade to grey. HarryGinny oneshot.

The Birthday Present

2006-08-09T12:44:33-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Harry P. & Ginny W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,196, Reviews: 98 Published: 8-9-06
Status: Complete

Harry's an idiot, and Ginny helps save the world without even trying. PostHBP HarryGinny oneshot.

The Ballad of Annabelle Jones

2006-08-06T23:32:36-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Harry P. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,744, Reviews: 47 Published: 8-6-06
Status: Complete

Harry runs into some trouble while searching for Slytherin's locket. Trouble named Annabelle Jones. Oneshot crackfic, and I make no apologies!

Said the Spider

2006-08-06T01:24:14-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Harry P. & Blaise Z.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,906, Reviews: 93 Published: 8-6-06
Status: Complete

The first time Blaise kissed him, Harry bolted. PostHBP slashtastic oneshot.

Chocolate Frogs

2006-08-03T23:43:24-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Harry P. & Blaise Z.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,440, Reviews: 57 Published: 8-3-06
Status: Complete

Harry had never heard the Second War referred to as a bit of unpleasantness before, and he found that it was almost…reassuring. Zabini didn’t care about him and he didn’t care about Zabini, and he didn’t have to bother hiding. HarryBlaise slash.

The Raffle Ticket

2006-07-29T14:20:48-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Harry P. & Draco M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 646, Reviews: 50 Published: 7-29-06
Status: Complete

Buying a raffle ticket to fund SPEW was one thing, but being the prize was another thing entirely, and why, exactly, was he friends with Hermione in the first place? HPDM oneshot.

The Day Harry Potter Retired

2006-07-28T23:29:54-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Harry P. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,462, Reviews: 49 Published: 7-28-06
Status: Complete

Harry's done being a hero, but Snape may just be a god. Harry, Hermione, and a sky full of clouds. Oneshot.

Whiskey

2006-07-28T21:56:23-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Firefly
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: River & Mal
Chapters: 1, Words: 726, Reviews: 9 Published: 7-28-06
Status: Complete

A man, Mal thinks, shouldn’t ought to get so turned around and dizzy, not on account of a woman. MalRiver oneshot, postBDM.

By Fives

2006-07-19T07:40:56-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Angst/General
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 3, Words: 2,875, Reviews: 105 Updated: 7-19-06 Published: 7-6-06
Status: In-Progress

It's Harry's fifteenth birthday, and he can't help realizing that nothing ever really changes.

The Nature of Fire

2006-06-14T01:35:03-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Harry P. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 794, Reviews: 40 Published: 6-14-06
Status: Complete

He doesn’t see red when he finally catches up with Professor Snape.

Life After

2006-06-04T21:36:42-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Harry P. & Ginny W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 674, Reviews: 23 Published: 6-4-06
Status: Complete

Life after death in the wizarding world. HarryGinny.

Harry Potter and the Insert Title Here

2006-04-17T18:54:19-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Harry P. & Ginny W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,612, Reviews: 119 Published: 4-17-06
Status: Complete

How Harry defeated the Dark Lord. 'Flounce, little veela! Flounce like the wind.' PostHBP HarryGinny oneshot.

Impractical Heroics

2006-04-10T17:03:04-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 2, Words: 4,128, Reviews: 170 Updated: 4-10-06 Published: 4-4-06
Status: In-Progress

PostHBP, Harry has a plan. He also has a concussion and a close encounter of the Slytherin kind. This will not end well.

Beast to Bird

2006-03-24T12:54:47-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Firefly
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Drama
Pairing: River & Zoe
Chapters: 1, Words: 757, Reviews: 10 Published: 3-24-06
Status: Complete

After Miranda, River comforts Zoe. 'Wound's still open,' River murmurs, 'but now it's disinfected.'

Unraveled

2006-03-21T21:07:58-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Firefly
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: River & Mal
Chapters: 1, Words: 576, Reviews: 11 Published: 3-21-06
Status: Complete

Love is just another madness that afflicts River Tam. Mostly MalRiver.

The Truth

2006-01-08T04:25:46-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Regulus B. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 740, Reviews: 47 Published: 1-8-06
Status: Complete

He almost writes the letter three times. Regulus and the truth.

End of the World

2006-01-05T23:26:41-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Angel
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Angel & Spike
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,050, Reviews: 7 Published: 1-5-06
Status: Complete

It's the end of the world as we know it, and Spike feels just fine. AngelSpike, way postNFA.

Second Best

2005-12-28T11:58:42-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Angel
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/General
Pairing: Angel & Spike
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,721, Reviews: 11 Published: 12-28-05
Status: Complete

Angelus hated coming in second. Set after The Girl in Question, S5. AngelSpike.

The Greatest Evil

2005-12-13T16:43:29-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Angel
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Angel & Spike
Chapters: 1, Words: 687, Reviews: 26 Published: 12-13-05
Status: Complete

PostNFA. Spike has a plan, and Angel knows that's NEVER good.

GreenEyed Monster

2005-12-10T19:00:09-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Harry P. & Ginny W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 232, Reviews: 55 Published: 12-10-05
Status: Complete

During HBP, HarryGinny oneshot. Because no matter how much I love HG, that Monster in Harry's chest was totally lame.

To the Flame

2005-12-08T01:56:58-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Ginny W. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,378, Reviews: 31 Published: 12-8-05
Status: Complete

PostHBP oneshot. 'He’s never been mine, not really. I don’t think a hero can belong to just one person.' HarryGinny, RemusSirius, RemusTonks.

Operation Boyfriend Retention

2005-12-05T14:27:45-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Harry P. & Ginny W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,140, Reviews: 81 Published: 12-5-05
Status: Complete

PostHBP, HarryGinny. Ginny Weasley was on a mission, and she was bloody well going to succeed.

A Right Hufflepuff

2005-12-05T13:52:50-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Harry P. & Ron W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 686, Reviews: 77 Published: 12-5-05
Status: Complete

PostHBP, Ron's POV. 'I swear, Harry’s turned me into a right Hufflepuff.'

Harry Potter's Guide to the Dark Arts

2005-11-30T13:34:18-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,596, Reviews: 283 Published: 11-30-05
Status: Complete

Harry Potter has once again showcased his pathological need for attention by writing and publishing a completely uninformative pamphlet on the Dark Arts. Utterly useless rubbish. – The Daily Prophet

The Hazards of Knowing It All

2005-11-29T16:10:38-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Cedric D. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 979, Reviews: 65 Published: 11-29-05
Status: Complete

Onesided CedricHarry, Hermione's POV. What's smart isn't always what's best.

Next Great Adventure

2005-11-28T19:01:51-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,132, Reviews: 90 Published: 11-28-05
Status: Complete

When Dumbledore told him that death was the next great adventure, Harry hadn’t thought he’d meant it quite so literally. PostHBP.

Destructively Ever After

2005-11-27T17:15:38-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Harry P. & Ginny W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 835, Reviews: 77 Published: 11-27-05
Status: Complete

Harry Potter was about to receive the Order of Merlin, First Class, and he was not best pleased. PostHBP HarryGinny oneshot.

Ginny Weasley and the Pillow of Doom

2005-11-27T13:37:58-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Ginny W. & George W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,833, Reviews: 45 Published: 11-27-05
Status: Complete

PostHBP, oneshot. In which Ginny angsts over Harry's absence, Fred and George are complete prats, and weaponry is employed to fight brotherly oppression. HarryGinny.

Invictus

2005-11-21T15:20:09-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Humor
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 16, Words: 87,960, Reviews: 2288 Updated: 11-21-05 Published: 1-22-05
Status: In-Progress

Harry Potter disappeared from Privet Drive when he was six years old. Now, ten years later, he's been found...and he's not about to be anyone's hero. ON HIATUS.

Crosswords

2005-08-31T21:47:26-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 488, Reviews: 40 Published: 8-31-05
Status: Complete

And he spirals down, down and deeper down, forgetting and forgotten, but always, always, something brings him back. Oneshot of Sirius in Azkaban.

Patchwork Perfection

2005-08-30T17:02:51-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 259, Reviews: 25 Published: 8-30-05
Status: Complete

After all, dreams can be forgotten, pushed aside, left behind...but they never die.

Sugar Quills

2005-08-29T00:07:51-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Blaise Z. & Neville L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,789, Reviews: 78 Published: 8-29-05
Status: Complete

HBP spoilers and NevilleBlaise slash. Longbottom liked him, Blaise was certain of it. The adorably shy...no, the stupidly incompetent...no, the...the...

Undead and Unashamed

2005-08-28T18:06:14-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Lily Evans P. & James P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 518, Reviews: 86 Published: 8-28-05
Status: Complete

LilyJames. 'How about this: you go to the dance as my date, and I won't try to eat your brain.'

Dust

2005-08-28T17:08:45-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Hermione G. & Ron W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 238, Reviews: 28 Published: 8-28-05
Status: Complete

RonHermione. And perhaps books have souls after all, and perhaps they can die...

Hero's Welcome

2005-08-27T04:16:24-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Harry P. & Ginny W.
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,325, Reviews: 102 Updated: 8-27-05 Published: 8-25-05
Status: In-Progress

HBP spoilers, HarryGinny, and RonHermione. Harry's return home after Voldemort's defeat doesn't go quite as expected. Warning: bad jokes and pointlessness ahead.

Keep from Crying

2005-08-27T02:31:59-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Molly W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 387, Reviews: 12 Published: 8-27-05
Status: Complete

She has Arthur, but he doesn't understand, can't understand what it's like to feel your entire world slip through your fingers and shatter on the ground.

SecondRate Star

2005-08-25T22:51:06-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Sirius B. & Regulus B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 232, Reviews: 19 Published: 8-25-05
Status: Complete

Regulus wishes, sometimes, that he had the nerve to be like Sirius, to defy their parents and make his own way through life.

Narcissus Drowning

2005-08-24T22:33:10-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Alias
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Sark, J. & Sydney B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 418, Reviews: 8 Published: 8-24-05
Status: Complete

Sarkney, SarkLauren. Sark prided himself on learning from others' mistakes.

Wake Up Smiling

2005-08-24T11:15:36-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Alias
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Sydney B. & Vaughn, M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 150, Reviews: 3 Published: 8-24-05
Status: Complete

SydVaughn drabble, and unmitigated fluff. She wakes up next to Vaughn almost every morning, and somehow life has never been better.

Victory

2005-08-23T14:41:55-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Alias
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Sydney B. & Vaughn, M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 178, Reviews: 3 Published: 8-23-05
Status: Complete

He tastes like ashes, and for the first time Sydney thinks she might have moved on while mourning him. SydVaughn drabble.

Plan C

2005-08-22T12:40:21-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 302, Reviews: 16 Published: 8-22-05
Status: Complete

Are you saying my plans aren't good? Jack demanded, stung. No respect. He got no respect at all.

The Scent of Fire

2005-08-21T03:36:03-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Alias
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Sydney B. & Vaughn, M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 198, Reviews: 3 Published: 8-21-05
Status: Complete

By the dying fire's flickering amber light, he's almost beautiful. Season 3, SydVaughn.

Just to Belong

2005-08-21T02:39:44-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Merope G. & Tom R. Sr.
Chapters: 1, Words: 382, Reviews: 13 Published: 8-21-05
Status: Complete

Merope isn't sure, at first, why she keeps going back to Tom Riddle.

Darkest Dreams

2005-08-15T01:56:29-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Alias
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Sydney B. & Sark, J.
Chapters: 1, Words: 515, Reviews: 5 Published: 8-15-05
Status: Complete

Sarkney and SydVaughn. It's her darkest dreams that scare her.

Freedom

2005-08-14T13:28:21-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Regulus B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 320, Reviews: 14 Published: 8-14-05
Status: Complete

Regulus in present tense. Choices make us who we are, and freedom is a choice. HBP spoilers.

Need

2005-08-13T14:11:14-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Harry P. & Ginny W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 404, Reviews: 51 Published: 8-13-05
Status: Complete

Beware: HBP spoilers and nonfluffy HarryGinny. Denial's just a river in Egypt, and she doesn't need him at all.

Unspoken

2005-08-12T20:01:44-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Hermione G. & Ron W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 950, Reviews: 33 Published: 8-12-05
Status: Complete

HBP spoilers, and RonHermione. Some words are never spoken.

Fade to Morning

2005-08-04T00:36:03-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Harry P. & Ginny W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,006, Reviews: 21 Published: 8-4-05
Status: Complete

They don't speak, but the silence is comfortable, rich with understanding and support. Post HBP. HarryGinny, HarryOC, GinnyNeville.

Grief and Healing

2005-07-27T04:01:14-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Remus L. & N. Tonks
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,604, Reviews: 17 Published: 7-27-05
Status: Complete

There was a tender amusement in Remus' voice when he mentioned Harry that made Tonks' insides feel all gushy, like chocolate left out too long in the sun. She tried to remind herself sternly that she was an auror, tough and rough and mean. RS, RT.

Beautiful

2005-06-28T01:22:44-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Molly W. & Arthur W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 316, Reviews: 50 Published: 6-28-05
Status: Complete

But it had been Arthur who won her heart, and Arthur who kept it. She'd been beautiful, yes, but she'd never had eyes for anyone but the gawky redheaded Weasley boy with his awkward, lopsided smile. MollyArthur fluff.

Perfect Wish

2005-06-27T22:53:05-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 229, Reviews: 25 Published: 6-27-05
Status: Complete

Sirius' POV There will be sunlight, when he is free.

Moonlight

2005-06-25T13:13:56-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Remus L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 869, Reviews: 19 Published: 6-25-05
Status: Complete

Sometimes, Remus hates the moon. He hates the deceptive way it glows, all purity and innocence. He hates the pretense, how the moon can make the night seem less cold, less deadly.

Heaven

2005-06-13T02:21:06-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Luna L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 367, Reviews: 50 Published: 6-13-05
Status: Complete

Luna's POV. 'Sometimes, I wish others could see life the way I do.'

None So Blind

2005-06-09T15:19:46-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Albus D. & Petunia D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 729, Reviews: 46 Published: 6-9-05
Status: Complete

...as those who refuse to see. Dumbledore visits Petunia the summer after Harry's fifth year. Oneshot.

Here and Now

2005-06-01T21:56:10-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Drama
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 616, Reviews: 26 Published: 6-1-05
Status: Complete

It's terribly easy, in the end, to decide to lose himself in his reflection. Harry and the Mirror of Erised, mentions of RHr.

Shades of Darkness

2005-05-26T21:43:51-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 426, Reviews: 29 Published: 5-26-05
Status: Complete

When Harry hates, he does so with a passion.

Drooble's Best Blowing Gum

2005-05-22T22:11:46-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Neville L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 476, Reviews: 32 Published: 5-22-05
Status: Complete

Once upon a time, there was a boy named Neville.

Doctor Jackson's Journals

2005-05-18T22:09:16-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Jackson, D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,250, Reviews: 17 Published: 5-18-05
Status: In-Progress

Daniel's account of his time on SG-1. - Am very young, apparently. And very stupid, according to race desperately in need of hair care.

In Dreams

2005-05-15T19:30:54-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Harry P. & Ginny W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 251, Reviews: 34 Published: 5-15-05
Status: Complete

Ginny never regrets loving Harry.

Harry Potter and the Attack of UST

2005-05-02T14:40:47-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Harry P. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 860, Reviews: 84 Published: 5-2-05
Status: Complete

Harry's feet continued to carry him towards Snape's office, while his mind was battered relentlessly by comments such as, 'I'm sure kissing Snape would be wonderful, even if he doesn't brush his teeth' and 'you know what they say about men with big noses'

Sorting Hats

2005-04-26T11:11:21-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 305, Reviews: 31 Published: 4-26-05
Status: Complete

Thus begins Vera Potter's time at Hogwarts... Continuation of Pet Names and Role Models.

Should Have Been

2005-03-22T20:59:35-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 746, Reviews: 12 Published: 3-22-05
Status: Complete

SamJack, set in a future season. Daniel has a phone call to make. Warning: major character death.

Hell and High Water

2005-03-01T23:32:32-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/General
Pairing: Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 711, Reviews: 21 Published: 3-1-05
Status: Complete

RHr. I wonder, as Ron slides an arm around my waist and pulls me tighter against his side, if Harry will need us anymore, now that Voldemort is gone.

Mary Sue and the Hogwarts Express

2005-02-22T20:08:47-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,049, Reviews: 111 Published: 2-22-05
Status: Complete

This is a blatant parody of Mary Sue fics. -- Mary Sue is headed to Hogwarts...but nothing goes the way she expects. One-shot.

The Problem With Cupboards

2005-02-19T15:07:51-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 741, Reviews: 94 Published: 2-19-05
Status: Complete

As far as I can tell, the main problem with growing up in a cupboard is that it gets you used to living in a cage. - Harry's POV. One-shot.

The Cowardly Lion

2005-02-12T01:11:41-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Humor
Pairing: Harry P. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,297, Reviews: 61 Published: 2-12-05
Status: Complete

HPSS slash. How Severus Snape saved Harry Potter, and how Harry Potter fell in love with a greasyhaired, bignosed, sallowskinned git.

A Grand Romance

2005-02-10T08:27:26-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Harry P. & Ginny W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 764, Reviews: 30 Published: 2-10-05
Status: Complete

Nothing worth having comes easy, and maybe romance isn't quite what it seems. HarryGinny oneshot.

Role Models

2005-02-07T20:32:44-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Harry P. & Ginny W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 507, Reviews: 62 Published: 2-7-05
Status: Complete

When Vera Potter was five years old, she found her role model. No one expected it to be Severus Snape. HarryGinny fluff fic, set after Hogwarts.

Still Standing

2005-02-05T18:07:06-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 179, Reviews: 32 Published: 2-5-05
Status: Complete

He's won the war. He's won the war and vanquished the villain, and he can't remember why he bothered.

Until the End

2005-01-29T22:46:41-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Harry P. & Ginny W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,255, Reviews: 14 Published: 1-29-05
Status: Complete

Harry and Ginny on Sirius' birthday, post OotP. Everything about him was forbidding and unyielding. He had the air of a griffin ready to spring.

Fortune Favors the Bold

2005-01-25T10:00:26-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Harry P. & Bill W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 467, Reviews: 154 Published: 1-25-05
Status: Complete

BillHarry slash. Ginny was the first to recognize the signs. The reddened cheeks, the sidelong glances, the funny little smiles...

Must Be Love

2005-01-23T11:17:34-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Hermione G. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,257, Reviews: 86 Published: 1-23-05
Status: Complete

HGSS. A quirk of Snape's lips, an arch of his eyebrows, a tilt of Hermione's head... They were holding their own conversation the whole meeting through, without saying a word. Harry's POV.

Pet Names

2005-01-23T00:38:30-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Ginny W. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 384, Reviews: 39 Published: 1-23-05
Status: Complete

HarryGinny fluff. Ginny decides her seven year old daughter needs a pet name. The daughter in question is less than pleased.

Lucifer in Starlight

2005-01-20T20:14:22-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Drama
Pairing: Harry P. & Severus S.
Chapters: 7, Words: 19,804, Reviews: 234 Updated: 1-20-05 Published: 3-21-04
Status: In-Progress

AU: Voldemort was a bit more cautious. So were the Potters. And now Harry's got a whole new load of problems. Slytherin!Harry with a number of twists.

Light

2005-01-19T20:10:48-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Harry P. & Ginny W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 571, Reviews: 33 Published: 1-19-05
Status: Complete

Lying pale and vulnerable in an infirmary bed, Harry Potter had never looked less like a hero, and Ginny Weasley had never loved him more. Mentions of RHr and NL.

A Very Happy Birthday Indeed

2005-01-18T00:17:09-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Harry P. & Ginny W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,719, Reviews: 48 Published: 1-18-05
Status: Complete

HarryGinny fluff. It's Ginny's eighteenth birthday, and has Harry got a surprise for her! Of course, this being Harry, he gets it all wrong... There's some minor RHr as well.

Headline Material

2005-01-17T21:25:52-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Harry P. & Ginny W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 210, Reviews: 24 Published: 1-17-05
Status: Complete

HarryGinny angst. Excerpt: And that's why I, Harry Potter, the Man Who Defeated Voldemort, am being sentenced to Azkaban for the next two years.

Growing Up

2005-01-16T12:24:36-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Harry P. & Ginny W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 216, Reviews: 24 Published: 1-16-05
Status: Complete

HarryGinny fluff. Growing up, Ginny always wanted to be like her brothers.

Chess

2005-01-16T11:22:10-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Ron W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,423, Reviews: 101 Published: 1-16-05
Status: Complete

Ron and McGonagall play a game of chess. Ron loses his temper, Gryffindor loses points, and McGonagall loses a few comforting illusions. But maybe something's gained in the end... Slight RHr.

Bitter

2005-01-08T21:44:20-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Harry P. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 312, Reviews: 44 Published: 1-8-05
Status: Complete

HPSB. Yes, that means this is HarrySirius slash. Sirius is dead, and Harry remembers. Dark.

Go Gentle

2005-01-04T19:38:00-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,125, Reviews: 23 Published: 1-4-05
Status: Complete

Harry has a letter to write, a decision to make, and a life to abandon...or possibly reclaim. Set Post-Hogwarts. One-shot.

This Side of Silence

2005-01-01T21:53:32-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Remus L. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,018, Reviews: 26 Published: 1-1-05
Status: Complete

Dumbledore learns something rather disturbing about Hogwarts' resident werewolf. Onesided HPRL. Yes, that means it's slashy.

To Love

2004-12-31T16:03:55-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Harry P. & Ginny W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 915, Reviews: 28 Published: 12-31-04
Status: Complete

HarryGinny fluff. Scheming!Zacharias. She grinned, looking absolutely stunning in the moonlight. 'I love you, you utter moron. Now kiss me.'

Midnight

2004-12-31T15:54:56-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 222, Reviews: 12 Published: 12-31-04
Status: Complete

Harry knows that a prayer is a wish that won't ever be granted. One-shot.

Green

2004-12-31T05:08:42-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Drama
Pairing: Severus S. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 656, Reviews: 16 Published: 12-31-04
Status: Complete

Severus Snape was, by nature, a man of obsession. Onesided HPSS, rated for language.

At First Sight

2004-12-27T00:27:55-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Ginny W. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 760, Reviews: 67 Published: 12-27-04
Status: Complete

If there was one sin, Ginny later decided, one unforgivable sin shared by the world, it was that no one saw Harry. Not Ron, not Hermione, and until that moment, not her.

Golden

2004-11-30T18:56:21-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Harry P. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 320, Reviews: 21 Published: 11-30-04
Status: Complete

HPSS. ...because you know, when you hurt, that you're alive. You know, if you're bleeding, that you can fight. And you know that what you have, what you have isn't weak, isn't golden...

A Simple Story

2004-11-30T18:39:50-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Drama
Pairing: Luna L. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 317, Reviews: 30 Published: 11-30-04
Status: Complete

Loony Luna has a simple little story to tell, about The Hero and The Villain. A teeny bit of HG. 'The Hero always wins because, in the end, he has the most to lose.'

Three Parts of a Whole

2004-11-27T16:26:42-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Hermione G. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 577, Reviews: 34 Published: 11-27-04
Status: Complete

RHHr...yes, it's a Trio threesome. Hermione's POV. 'He doesn't laugh often. He normally doesn't even smile anymore, unless he's alone with Ron and me.'

How It Ends

2004-11-27T16:20:37-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Harry P. & Voldemort
Chapters: 1, Words: 105, Reviews: 19 Published: 11-27-04
Status: Complete

...in the end, only two bodies remain untouched by the fire: and neither shall live...

Epitaph

2004-11-25T21:28:50-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Drama
Pairing: Harry P. & Ginny W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 282, Reviews: 15 Published: 11-25-04
Status: Complete

She knew what he wanted she'd planned on it, expected it. Because Ginny Weasley understood love, and so she understood Harry.

Majesty and Mischief

2004-11-10T20:07:13-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Song of the Lioness
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Humor
Pairing: Tortall
Chapters: 15, Words: 21,291, Reviews: 455 Updated: 11-10-04 Published: 3-21-04
Status: In-Progress

Convent!Alanna. Because it's classic. NOT AJ! - Chapter Fourteen: House Arrest

Like Diamonds

2004-11-10T18:09:35-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Harry P. & Ginny W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 214, Reviews: 20 Published: 11-10-04
Status: Complete

Ginny's POV. I remember when I first saw him, and I thought that he had the most beautiful green eyes, eyes that glowed like emeralds.

Life and Legend

2004-09-18T10:47:43-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Draco M. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 597, Reviews: 62 Published: 9-18-04
Status: Complete

DMHP Draco Malfoy knew better. He'd loved the boy, after all. But Draco could never have loved the legend.

Blood and Laughter

2004-09-17T19:12:46-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Harry P. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 283, Reviews: 17 Published: 9-17-04
Status: Complete

Did you laugh when he died? o0o Harry's pissed. Snape's amused.

And Beggars Will Ride

2004-09-17T18:56:03-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Drama
Pairing: Albus D. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 770, Reviews: 77 Published: 9-17-04
Status: Complete

A boy lives in a cupboard, a strange, pale boy with green eyes and a wistful smile. Dumbledore's thoughts on Harry from PSSS through OotP. Manipulative!Dumbledore

Breaking Harry Potter

2004-07-12T23:45:00-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 270, Reviews: 27 Published: 7-12-04
Status: Complete

Nothing good can come, when you've no happy memories.

The Words Left Unsaid

2004-04-02T15:39:58-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Angst
Pairing: Carter, S. & Jackson, D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 873, Reviews: 5 Published: 4-2-04
Status: Complete

Set during Heroes Part 2: Sam and Daniel have a little talk about loss and love and words left unsaid.

Faith

2004-03-21T16:24:12-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: O'Neill, J.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,643, Reviews: 18 Updated: 3-21-04 Published: 8-10-02
Status: Complete

Just what was Daniel so passionate about when he asked Jack that infamous question in Window of Opportunity? Now you know.

She's Like Coffee

2004-03-21T16:22:37-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Carter, S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 779, Reviews: 10 Published: 3-21-04
Status: Complete

Warning: horribly, terribly corny. SG1's guys contemplate Sam.

Snow in Summer

2004-03-21T00:59:25-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Suspense
Pairing: Remus L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 656, Reviews: 28 Published: 3-21-04
Status: Complete

Remus Lupin as a child. His mother muses. One-shot.

Happily Ever After Is For Wimps

2002-10-23T20:49:07-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Carter, S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,084, Reviews: 18 Published: 10-23-02
Status: Complete

1st Season, PostEmancipation: SG1, meet Jonas Hansen.

Men Are From Chulak, Women Are From Cimmeria

2002-10-18T20:02:33-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Carter, S. & Fraiser, J.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,355, Reviews: 30 Published: 10-18-02
Status: Complete

The differences between the fairer gender and the stinkier. Or, the differences between women and men. Or Sam with PMS

It's a Military Thing

2002-10-18T19:56:11-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Carter, S. & Quinn, J.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,667, Reviews: 11 Published: 10-18-02
Status: Complete

Epilogue to Descent. Sam and Jonas have a little talk about love, duty, honor, and Jack O'Neill.