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The Rixa Reports

2009-11-17T08:11:24-08:00

Author: Technician Fan
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,863, Reviews: 5 Updated: 11-17-09 Published: 4-26-09
Status: In-Progress

It was dark and rainy in the world that never was... what else is new! but the organztion gets its newest headache on one such night. but through her insanity she may be the only hope for them all. No pairings... maybe?

Omelets Lead to Purple Wormholes

2009-11-08T11:53:36-08:00

Author: Technician Fan
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Family
Pairing: John S.
Chapters: 21, Words: 34,843, Reviews: 35 Updated: 11-8-09 Published: 4-20-09
Status: Complete

A girl from the future claiming to be Sheppard's daughter inflicts craziness upon Atlantis. T for language. RM/JK, RD/AB, AB/C, JK/RD, RM/KB, EL/LC, JS/Surprise. Sort of AU

Where's Chuck?

2009-11-06T10:29:26-08:00

Author: Technician Fan
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Pairing: Amelia B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,472, Reviews: 2 Published: 11-6-09
Status: Complete

Amelia wants to play chess with Chuck, but Chuck is missing and Amelia is on the war path, look out Pegasus Galaxy! Can the team, plus a rather unhappy guest, find Chuck before its too late? WARNING! this story is pure crack!

Closer Than Ever

2009-10-28T14:35:08-08:00

Author: Technician Fan
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: E. Lorne & Laura C.
Chapters: 6, Words: 12,067, Reviews: 17 Updated: 10-28-09 Published: 8-25-09
Status: Complete

Lorne and Cadman are handcuffed together by Sheppard the Great, who manages to lose the key. How are they going to live out their lives when they can't be two feet from each other? Lorne/Cadman, some Sheyla and McKeller later. AUish.

Life on The Nebuchadenezzar

2009-10-04T20:21:15-08:00

Author: Technician Fan
Category: Matrix
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Switch
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,447, Reviews: 0 Published: 10-4-09
Status: In-Progress

A Bunch of random Stories about the crew. It Includes the following Pairings: SwitchXApoc, NeoXTrinity, DozerXCas, TankXOC, MouseXOC, MorpheusXNiobe, and LinkXZee in later chapters.

I Lost You

2009-10-04T08:34:16-08:00

Author: Technician Fan
Category: +Anima
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Family/Humor
Pairing: Senri
Chapters: 1, Words: 803, Reviews: 1 Published: 10-4-09
Status: In-Progress

A girl escapes from her capturers when they burn her village. She escapes by becoming a Anima but she is only a pup who can not survive on her own. She is determined to find her family and her older brother. My Summary Sucks.

The Werewolf, the Blonde, and the Potatoes

2009-08-10T10:30:10-08:00

Author: Technician Fan
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Jacob & Rosalie
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,285, Reviews: 4 Published: 8-10-09
Status: Complete

Jacob at his best with his blonde jokes! But then all goes wrong when Rosalie remembers that she vowed to get revenge on him for getting food in her hair . . . . here's how!

Surprise!

2009-08-06T10:37:25-08:00

Author: Technician Fan
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Family/Friendship
Pairing: E. Lorne & Carson B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,184, Reviews: 6 Published: 8-6-09
Status: Complete

What would you do if you come back from the dead, sort of, and find out that your ex-girlfriend is now pregnant with a man that you once worked with? EL/LC/CB

Rosalie's Secret

2009-07-24T10:23:11-08:00

Author: Technician Fan
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Rosalie & Emmett
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,014, Reviews: 4 Published: 7-24-09
Status: Complete

Rosalie has a secret that nobody, not even herself, knows about. One-shot. Alternated "war" in Breaking Dawn, where they find out about it.

Christmas Songs

2009-05-13T12:04:51-08:00

Author: Technician Fan
Crossover: Stargate: SG-1 and Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 658, Reviews: 2 Published: 5-13-09
Status: Complete

These are just some random songs containing SG-1 and Atlantis characters. Enjoy!

Memories of Naught

2009-04-22T12:37:52-08:00

Author: Technician Fan
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,538, Reviews: 1 Published: 4-22-09
Status: In-Progress

On a routine survey of a supposedly uninhabited planet,Sheppard and the rest find a stasis pod in a abandoned Wraith facility, who is she? and what secrets are hidden in her past? can the team figure them out... before she drives them insane!

Love's A Game

2009-04-20T07:01:43-08:00

Author: Technician Fan
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,281, Reviews: 2 Published: 4-20-09
Status: In-Progress

SG-1 goes through the gate to pick up some friends and then they go through and get trapped on some other world where in order to get out, you must help and work with the person you hate. Please R&R!T for language. D/J, D/V, J/S, T/Ish/OC, S/Mart