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Let's Do the Time Loop Again

2008-10-05T12:44:10-08:00

Author: Spoofmaster
Crossover: Doctor Who and Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Sci-Fi/Humor
Pairing: 10th Doctor
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,912, Reviews: 22 Published: 10-5-08
Status: Complete

A Doctor Who/Stargate SG-1 crossover, originally written for the 2008 dw-cross ficathon on LiveJournal. Jack and Teal'c thought they were the only people other than Malikai who were able to sense the time loop, but what if they were wrong?

The Scientific Method

2007-12-23T21:58:17-08:00

Author: Spoofmaster
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Sci-Fi
Pairing: 10th Doctor & Martha J.
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,402, Reviews: 36 Updated: 12-23-07 Published: 5-10-07
Status: Complete

Martha Jones discovers one of the Doctor's less sanitary habits.

The Many OOC Faces of a Certain Jack Sparrow

2007-06-06T22:14:48-08:00

Author: Spoofmaster
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 24, Words: 24,762, Reviews: 436 Updated: 6-6-07 Published: 10-29-04
Status: In-Progress

It's back! Ever get tired of seeing authors write Jack two dimensionally because they can't grasp more than one facet of his character? Then this story is for you! Watch Jack go wildly out of character for your amusement! Chapter 24: Infatuated!Jack

The Time of His Life

2007-04-13T00:20:00-08:00

Author: Spoofmaster
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Supernatural
Chapters: 1, Words: 917, Reviews: 21 Published: 4-13-07
Status: Complete

Everything dies. Even a Time Lord will eventually use up all his get out of jail free cards, but the Doctor isn't about to make it easy for Death to claim him. Thirteenth Doctor.

But What If?

2007-02-18T22:16:45-08:00

Author: Spoofmaster
Category: Phantom of the Opera
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Erik
Chapters: 4, Words: 4,198, Reviews: 15 Updated: 2-18-07 Published: 7-17-06
Status: In-Progress

A series of oneshots looking at the 2004 film and wondering: what if one or two things had just gone a little differently? A wide variety of events and topics will be covered without favoring one character over another.

Protectors of the Plot Continuum RC 213

2006-06-12T23:48:02-08:00

Author: Spoofmaster
Category: Phantom of the Opera
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,452, Reviews: 7 Published: 6-12-06
Status: In-Progress

Follow the adventures of Agents Gammut and Debris as they fight against badphic...as well as each other. Written with permission from the PPC.

LotU: The Two Towers wink wink nudge nudge

2005-07-26T13:01:20-08:00

Author: Spoofmaster
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Aragorn & Frodo B.
Chapters: 10, Words: 20,435, Reviews: 71 Updated: 7-26-05 Published: 8-8-04
Status: In-Progress

A Two Towers parody, sequel to Fellowship of the Bra. LotU stands for Lord of the Undergarments. Legolas is straight but dyslexic, Aragorn's filthy, and Frodo's a moron. Incomplete and no longer updating. Feel free to enjoy what's there, though.

The Masquerade

2005-06-28T23:59:07-08:00

Author: Spoofmaster
Category: Phantom of the Opera
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Erik & Christine
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,063, Reviews: 6 Published: 6-28-05
Status: Complete

An essay based on an AP prompt exploring the book version of the Masquerade and what it reveals. I promise it's not as dry as I just made it sound.

Sauron's Night Before Christmas

2004-12-29T23:21:22-08:00

Author: Spoofmaster
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Pairing: Sauron
Chapters: 1, Words: 606, Reviews: 12 Published: 12-29-04
Status: Complete

A Christmas poem. Sauron, unhappy that others are enjoying the holiday, goes around giving everyone poo to dampen their spirits. PG for references to poo. Semicontinuity with my parody and the parody that Frotu used to have up.

The Fellowship of the Bra

2004-06-20T23:07:44-08:00

Author: Spoofmaster
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Frodo B. & Aragorn
Chapters: 12, Words: 23,423, Reviews: 129 Updated: 6-20-04 Published: 3-28-04
Status: Complete

The Fellowship of the Bra begin their quest to Mordor. Dyslexic elves, delinquent hobbits, pothead wizards, and horny future kings abound. It may sound like a slash or sex fic, but it isn't, because those suck. Complete!

The End

2004-06-18T19:58:57-08:00

Author: Spoofmaster
Category: Captain Planet
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,113, Reviews: 31 Published: 6-18-04
Status: Complete

What happens when the Planeteers die? C'mon, you didn't really think they were the only set Gaia ever had, did you?

The Peril of a Fish

2004-02-11T20:16:37-08:00

Author: Spoofmaster
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Zim & Dib
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,683, Reviews: 24 Published: 2-11-04
Status: Complete

A crossover with the anime Ranma, but you'll understand it even if you haven't seen it. Also note: No slash or other retarded things that suck.

Once Upon a Time at Mexico and Chambers

2003-12-31T14:45:57-08:00

Author: Spoofmaster
Category: Once Upon a Time in Mexico
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 7, Words: 9,491, Reviews: 15 Updated: 12-31-03 Published: 12-11-03
Status: Complete

Finished! A parody of OUaTiM that takes place entirely at a single intersection. I don't own anything.

Ode to a Many Armed Man

2003-10-02T20:33:01-08:00

Author: Spoofmaster
Category: Once Upon a Time in Mexico
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 216, Reviews: 17 Published: 10-2-03
Status: Complete

An ode to Agent Sands.

The Headfull Horseguy

2003-08-21T13:20:39-08:00

Author: Spoofmaster
Category: Sleepy Hollow
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 9, Words: 12,061, Reviews: 77 Updated: 8-21-03 Published: 3-9-03
Status: Complete

A moviebased parody. Ickyboo Crow goes to Stupid Hollow to solve the mystery of the bodystealing Horseguy. Woooooooo. Now edited for typos.

InuYasha at the Hellmouth

2003-04-12T16:07:31-08:00

Author: Spoofmaster
Category: Inuyasha
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Fantasy
Pairing: Inuyasha
Chapters: 17, Words: 17,822, Reviews: 61 Updated: 4-12-03 Published: 1-30-03
Status: Complete

When the Hellmouth goes screwy and affects a certain well, InuYasha is sent to Sunnydale. This was an early fic of mine, and, bad as it is, I don't have the heart to delete it.

Lexx And The Many Obscure References

2003-02-02T19:29:24-08:00

Author: Spoofmaster
Category: Lexx
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,638, Reviews: 7 Published: 2-2-03
Status: Complete

Prince has an idea to torment the crew of the Lexx for no reason.

Mario's Next Adventure

2002-12-30T19:12:03-08:00

Author: Spoofmaster
Category: Mario
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 6, Words: 3,209, Reviews: 37 Published: 12-30-02
Status: Complete

Very offensive, but funny if you have a sick scense of humor. Not for children or those easily offended.