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Sand Trap

2009-05-22T01:00:43-08:00

Author: X-parrot
Category: Man From UNCLE
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 13,768, Reviews: 9 Published: 5-22-09
Status: Complete

Injured and pursued by THRUSH, Illya and Napoleon must survive a trek through the Sahara to get vital information to U.N.C.L.E. in time. Classic h/c, just because I can.

Safekeeping

2008-05-11T22:22:31-08:00

Author: X-parrot
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/General
Pairing: Rodney M. & John S.
Chapters: 3, Words: 18,635, Reviews: 34 Updated: 5-11-08 Published: 5-7-08
Status: Complete

Getting captured by slavers is bad enough, and then Rodney eats the wrong dessert... Warnings for gratuitous h/c and Rodney-whump.

A Mantra for These Times

2008-03-20T10:39:29-08:00

Author: X-parrot
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Rodney M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 9,774, Reviews: 11 Published: 3-20-08
Status: Complete

Missing scenes for 4x20, "The Last Man": "It doesn't sound so bad." Untold parts of Rodney's story preceding his idea.

Games of Chance

2008-03-05T09:59:03-08:00

Author: X-parrot
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Suspense/Sci-Fi
Pairing: Rodney M. & John S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 12,938, Reviews: 15 Published: 3-5-08
Status: Complete

Sheppard's got one chance, and Rodney is going to find it, no matter what.

Tenets of Leadership in Vacuum

2008-03-03T21:54:46-08:00

Author: X-parrot
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: John S. & Rodney M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,413, Reviews: 17 Published: 3-3-08
Status: Complete

Tag to 4x17, "Midway". John wouldn't necessarily say that hanging out with Rodney was less stressful, but it did tend to leave fewer visible bruises.

Still Haven't Found

2008-02-23T10:22:11-08:00

Author: X-parrot
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: John S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 7,646, Reviews: 10 Published: 2-23-08
Status: Complete

Spoilers for "Outcast". "Already done that. Not very good at it." John/Nancy, three years of friendship and marriage and love and heartbreak.

On the Rocks, and I Mean Ice!

2008-02-21T21:27:52-08:00

Author: X-parrot
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: John S. & Rodney M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,388, Reviews: 11 Published: 2-21-08
Status: Complete

The boys, stuck overnight on Random Ice World No.69 But Who's Counting Except McKay, just trying to stay warm. 4th season.

Supply Run

2008-01-15T21:59:01-08:00

Author: X-parrot
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Horror
Pairing: John S. & Rodney M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,509, Reviews: 11 Published: 1-15-08
Status: Complete

A trading mission goes south for the team.

His Dinner with Jeannie

2008-01-13T23:42:39-08:00

Author: X-parrot
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Angst
Pairing: John S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,971, Reviews: 12 Published: 1-13-08
Status: Complete

A little while after 'Miller's Crossing,' John has a conversation with Jeannie about what transpired.

Mechanics of Coping

2007-12-22T21:31:34-08:00

Author: X-parrot
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Angst
Pairing: John S. & Rodney M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,385, Reviews: 9 Published: 12-22-07
Status: Complete

After yet another life threatening incident on Atlantis, Sheppard goes looking for McKay, and finds him somewhere unexpected.

The Company He Keeps

2007-12-08T06:01:28-08:00

Author: X-parrot
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: John S. & Rodney M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,550, Reviews: 24 Published: 12-8-07
Status: Complete

[xover, SG1 10x03 'The Pegasus Project' tag] Dr. Rodney McKay isn't Cam's first choice for an astrophysicist, he knows that before he ever meets the man in person.

Brother to the Executioner

2007-12-03T06:00:14-08:00

Author: X-parrot
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: John S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,051, Reviews: 15 Published: 12-3-07
Status: Complete

Miller's Crossing missing scene. There are many universes, but this is the one where he walks one step behind Henry Wallace.

Out Cold

2007-10-14T22:35:25-08:00

Author: X-parrot
Category: Psych
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Adventure
Chapters: 2, Words: 4,036, Reviews: 25 Updated: 10-14-07 Published: 10-9-07
Status: In-Progress

Hot on the trail of a criminal gang on a frozen mountainside, Shawn's bike skids out, and as usual it's Gus to the rescue. And everything goes downhill from there...

Read Between the Lines

2007-10-07T08:25:22-08:00

Author: X-parrot
Category: Psych
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,764, Reviews: 21 Published: 10-7-07
Status: Complete

or, Slash and the Modern Psychic Investigator. Gus is easily traumatized, and Shawn Spencer will break down the fourth wall with a laser printer to get what he wants. Slashish. Kinda. Maybe.

A Whisper to the Living

2007-10-03T21:51:23-08:00

Author: X-parrot
Category: Psych
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Chapters: 7, Words: 12,507, Reviews: 48 Updated: 10-3-07 Published: 9-24-07
Status: Complete

Ten years after the Psych agency closed, Shawn Spencer returns to Santa Barbara.

According to Plan

2007-03-05T21:35:52-08:00

Author: X-parrot
Crossover: Static Shock and Smallville
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Lex L.
Chapters: 3, Words: 22,781, Reviews: 24 Updated: 3-5-07 Published: 2-22-07
Status: Complete

Smallville x Static Shock crossover, futurefic. Mild slash. Having the world's number one supervillain in his office doesn't exactly make Robert Hawkins' day. And that's before they both get kidnapped.

Remembering to Breathe

2006-12-14T23:43:21-08:00

Author: X-parrot
Category: Saiyuki
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Drama
Pairing: Gojyo S. & Hakkai C.
Chapters: 21, Words: 54,158, Reviews: 360 Updated: 12-14-06 Published: 8-18-03
Status: Complete

Shattered by loss, the Sanzo ikkou must recover themselves, or else face annihilation. [Holy Toledo! Completed!]

Enough

2006-10-10T23:08:09-08:00

Author: X-parrot
Category: Eyeshield 21
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,524, Reviews: 17 Published: 10-10-06
Status: Complete

You will survive, as long as you have determination. Yukimitsu practices with his team captain, sometime before the Shinryuuji game.

The Night Winter Ends

2006-09-25T22:52:10-08:00

Author: X-parrot
Category: Princess Tutu
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,299, Reviews: 17 Published: 9-25-06
Status: Complete

A virtually unknown piece from early in the writer's career, unpublished until now. A short story about a boy, a duck, and the first dance of spring.

Tiger Hunt

2006-08-30T23:22:02-08:00

Author: X-parrot
Category: One Piece
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Suspense
Chapters: 16, Words: 36,820, Reviews: 430 Updated: 8-30-06 Published: 9-7-04
Status: In-Progress

A rainy night, an unexpected threat, a desperate crew. And Zoro has never been so lost.

Safeguard

2006-05-25T04:30:57-08:00

Author: X-parrot
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/General
Pairing: Seto K. & Mokuba K.
Chapters: 12, Words: 34,690, Reviews: 221 Updated: 5-25-06 Published: 9-1-05
Status: In-Progress

When tragedy befalls Kaiba, Yugi and his friends fear such a devastating loss may be too much for him, and now, unless he can fight a hostile takeover, he stands to lose Kaiba Corporation as well. Or is something else wrong?

Legally Insane

2006-04-26T01:26:20-08:00

Author: X-parrot
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Seto K. & Mokuba K.
Chapters: 13, Words: 34,809, Reviews: 241 Updated: 4-26-06 Published: 10-22-05
Status: Complete

According to popular belief, going more than three days without sleep means you're legally insane. Mokuba's kidnapped, Kaiba's losing it, and Yugi and his deck are just trying to help...

Wardrobe

2005-10-25T16:19:49-08:00

Author: X-parrot
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Humor
Pairing: Mokuba K. & Seto K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,313, Reviews: 20 Published: 10-25-05
Status: Complete

Mokuba hasn't gotten to give his brother many birthday presents.

Coming Home

2005-10-07T21:08:03-08:00

Author: X-parrot
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Mokuba K. & Seto K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,265, Reviews: 18 Published: 10-7-05
Status: Complete

The night after Duelist Kingdom, KaibaCorp's CEO makes his unexpected return, and Mokuba realizes that he finally has his brother back.

Summertime

2005-08-29T18:06:02-08:00

Author: X-parrot
Category: Static Shock
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Adventure
Chapters: 6, Words: 23,810, Reviews: 213 Updated: 8-29-05 Published: 2-12-05
Status: Complete

[complete] SLASH This wasn't the way Richie had planned to come out.

What Doesn't Kill You

2005-08-26T23:16:55-08:00

Author: X-parrot
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Seto K. & Mokuba K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,491, Reviews: 50 Published: 8-26-05
Status: Complete

Some people can handle being sick graciously. Kaiba Seto is not one of them. Fortunately he's got a little brother to take care of him... Kaiba brothers fluff [oneshot]

Worst Case Scenario

2005-08-23T15:29:55-08:00

Author: X-parrot
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Drama
Pairing: Seto K.
Chapters: 5, Words: 12,434, Reviews: 82 Updated: 8-23-05 Published: 7-29-05
Status: Complete

[complete] An experiment gone awry sends Kaiba through time to unexpected, unacceptable future.

Closing Day

2005-08-07T11:28:10-08:00

Author: X-parrot
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Mokuba K. & Seto K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,363, Reviews: 18 Published: 8-7-05
Status: Complete

The first day of the original Kaiba Land was also its last. Mokuba shuts down DeathT on its inaugural day, and deals with the aftermath of Yugi's victory.

Deconstruction

2005-07-12T19:48:26-08:00

Author: X-parrot
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Seto K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,396, Reviews: 33 Published: 7-12-05
Status: Complete

Concerning the formation of one Kaiba Seto.

Because

2005-06-09T18:25:21-08:00

Author: X-parrot
Category: One Piece
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,565, Reviews: 27 Published: 6-9-05
Status: Complete

Zoro asks, and Nami doesn't answer. Zoro x Nami, or possibly not a romance at all.

Bound & Determined

2005-02-02T05:46:48-08:00

Author: X-parrot
Category: One Piece
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 9, Words: 21,170, Reviews: 186 Updated: 2-2-05 Published: 10-14-04
Status: Complete

[complete] Jim and Blair—er, Starsky and Hutch—er, Zoro and Sanji get stuck in a bad cop-show fanfic cliche.

Ficcles & Drabblets

2004-08-30T18:06:46-08:00

Author: X-parrot
Crossover: One Piece and Get Backers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 11, Words: 2,600, Reviews: 45 Updated: 8-30-04 Published: 5-30-04
Status: In-Progress

Anything-goes shortfic 300 words or less for various series: GetBackers, One Piece

Darkness Visible

2004-08-08T17:48:56-08:00

Author: X-parrot
Category: Get Backers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Supernatural/Drama
Chapters: 6, Words: 18,465, Reviews: 132 Updated: 8-8-04 Published: 9-13-03
Status: In-Progress

Not just another day; not just another job. Nothing Ban and Ginji have seen before could prepare them for this, and never has success been more important.

Seven Deaths

2004-07-13T18:15:11-08:00

Author: X-parrot
Category: One Piece
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 14, Words: 49,867, Reviews: 374 Updated: 7-13-04 Published: 4-7-04
Status: Complete

[complete] The Sanji-torture fic. Sanji makes a mistake, and Zoro may be his only chance of surviving the consequences.

He Comes for Us All

2004-06-23T16:26:27-08:00

Author: X-parrot
Category: One Piece
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,739, Reviews: 87 Published: 6-23-04
Status: Complete

But there are exceptions to every rule. Not, in fact, a death fic.

The Execution

2004-06-16T16:14:23-08:00

Author: X-parrot
Category: One Piece
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 438, Reviews: 58 Published: 6-16-04
Status: Complete

Finding the One Piece had always been the goal. But had any of them truly realized the cost of becoming Pirate King, the most wanted man in the world?

The Going Rate of Pirates

2004-06-03T17:51:13-08:00

Author: X-parrot
Category: One Piece
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,106, Reviews: 29 Published: 6-3-04
Status: Complete

Right after Whiskey Peak, Nami helps Vivi understand the cost of their help.

Overboard

2004-04-02T21:42:10-08:00

Author: X-parrot
Category: One Piece
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Drama
Chapters: 7, Words: 20,552, Reviews: 135 Updated: 4-2-04 Published: 2-21-04
Status: Complete

[complete] A typhoon hits the Going Merry's crew harder than any of them could anticipate or accept.

Happily Ever After

2004-01-10T14:46:00-08:00

Author: X-parrot
Category: Get Backers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,575, Reviews: 25 Published: 1-10-04
Status: Complete

Once upon a time, there was an Emperor, who lived in a great and terrible Castle...

All That Is Not Forgotten

2004-01-08T18:01:21-08:00

Author: X-parrot
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,488, Reviews: 43 Published: 1-8-04
Status: Complete

He doesn't know how it's possible, but Alphonse Elric dreams.

Chill

2003-11-17T15:05:16-08:00

Author: X-parrot
Category: Get Backers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure
Chapters: 5, Words: 14,428, Reviews: 42 Updated: 11-17-03 Published: 10-21-03
Status: Complete

A retrieval in the mountains would be no trouble for the invincible GetBackers, if it weren't for that avalanche... [complete]

Ghost Stories

2003-10-31T22:35:22-08:00

Author: X-parrot
Category: Get Backers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,513, Reviews: 8 Published: 10-31-03
Status: Complete

All manner of restless spirits are abroad on Halloween...

Convergence

2003-10-08T15:52:07-08:00

Author: X-parrot
Category: Get Backers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,907, Reviews: 27 Published: 10-8-03
Status: Complete

Midou Ban vs. Raitei Amano Ginji, before the GetBackers

The Mickey

2003-09-24T20:39:24-08:00

Author: X-parrot
Category: Get Backers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,823, Reviews: 25 Published: 9-24-03
Status: Complete

Ban runs into a difficulty on a job. Unfortunately Shido's there to help.

Warm & Fuzzy

2003-09-18T20:14:05-08:00

Author: X-parrot
Category: Get Backers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,077, Reviews: 32 Published: 9-18-03
Status: Complete

Silly pajamas and shounen ai.

A Thousand Thousand Years

2003-09-10T17:58:23-08:00

Author: X-parrot
Category: Get Backers
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,863, Reviews: 9 Published: 9-10-03
Status: Complete

Ban & Ginji take a day off to go on a museum field trip. How educational!

Gang Aft Agley

2003-09-01T16:32:19-08:00

Author: X-parrot
Category: Get Backers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,363, Reviews: 33 Published: 9-1-03
Status: Complete

Ginji is sick. Ban takes care. This story is rated EF for Extremely Fluffy.

Nightmare

2003-08-21T16:57:29-08:00

Author: X-parrot
Category: Get Backers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,607, Reviews: 27 Published: 8-21-03
Status: Complete

Even Midou Ban has bad dreams sometimes...

Last Minute

2003-08-16T08:42:02-08:00

Author: X-parrot
Category: Get Backers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Tragedy/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,460, Reviews: 34 Published: 8-16-03
Status: Complete

Time and luck run out for the Get Backers.

And Miles to Go

2003-08-13T15:25:09-08:00

Author: X-parrot
Category: Saiyuki
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure
Chapters: 8, Words: 17,198, Reviews: 102 Updated: 8-13-03 Published: 7-2-03
Status: Complete

Because into every life, a little snow must fall. To say nothing of hypothermia, avalanches, and ice demons...it's going to be one of those days. [complete]

Insight

2003-08-06T16:51:11-08:00

Author: X-parrot
Category: Get Backers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,213, Reviews: 7 Published: 8-6-03
Status: Complete

Shido and Ban communicate...a little...a couple evenings after the IL retrieval.

Candlelight

2003-07-29T14:31:38-08:00

Author: X-parrot
Category: Get Backers
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,168, Reviews: 24 Published: 7-29-03
Status: Complete

Fluffy Ban & Ginji fluff, concerning a nighttime invader.

Transient

2003-07-23T18:49:46-08:00

Author: X-parrot
Category: Saiyuki
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,404, Reviews: 22 Published: 7-23-03
Status: Complete

A conversation, somewhere along the journey. Yaoi.

With Enemies Like These

2003-07-20T06:35:45-08:00

Author: X-parrot
Category: Get Backers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,720, Reviews: 31 Published: 7-20-03
Status: Complete

Akabane picks a fight, and Ginji begs to differ.

Red

2003-07-13T07:18:29-08:00

Author: X-parrot
Category: Saiyuki
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 890, Reviews: 18 Published: 7-13-03
Status: Complete

One tenth of one percent of the story.

High Stakes

2003-06-26T17:52:16-08:00

Author: X-parrot
Category: Saiyuki
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,117, Reviews: 43 Published: 6-26-03
Status: Complete

Some things are priceless. Even if Sanzo doesn't care to admit it.

Of Heroes and Villains and Partners

2003-03-09T17:57:26-08:00

Author: X-parrot
Crossover: Static Shock and Smallville
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,627, Reviews: 40 Published: 3-9-03
Status: Complete

SLASH Smallville xover. 'Give it up. They know.'

Achilles' Heel

2002-11-06T16:24:25-08:00

Author: X-parrot
Category: Smallville
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,253, Reviews: 15 Published: 11-6-02
Status: Complete

SLASH. Futurefic. Nemeses, secrets, vulnerabilities, and the truth. Rated for sexual situations and general twistedness.

Shining

2001-12-30T00:00:00-08:00

Author: X-parrot
Category: Gravitation
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Ryuichi S. & Tatsuha U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,056, Reviews: 38 Published: 12-30-01
Status: Complete

Sequel to What You Wish For. One day Ryuichi writes a song.

Tempus Fugit

2001-12-16T00:00:00-08:00

Author: X-parrot
Category: Gravitation
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Eiri Y. & Shuichi S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,331, Reviews: 36 Published: 12-16-01
Status: Complete

Time flies. Sap, pure YxS sap from the finest New England maples. And cliche sap to boot. But what are you going to do if even the best of us can't fight it, who am I to resist?

What You Wish For

2001-12-11T00:00:00-08:00

Author: X-parrot
Category: Gravitation
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 3, Words: 6,552, Reviews: 61 Published: 12-11-01
Status: Complete

Ryuichi x Tatsuha. Tatsuha has a religious experience — he meets his god...

The Price of Fame

2001-11-12T00:00:00-08:00

Author: X-parrot
Category: Gravitation
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,051, Reviews: 40 Published: 11-12-01
Status: Complete

Shuichi is educated in superstardom, hotel mattresses, and the wisdom of pink bunnies.

Requiem

2001-10-05T00:00:00-08:00

Author: X-parrot
Category: Gravitation
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Ryuichi S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,332, Reviews: 35 Published: 10-5-01
Status: Complete

Ryuichi mourns.

Interpretation

2001-07-21T00:00:00-08:00

Author: X-parrot
Category: Here is Greenwood
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 957, Reviews: 13 Published: 7-21-01
Status: Complete

Shonen ai. Vignette from Mitsuru's point of view.

A Soul Shared

2000-09-19T00:00:00-08:00

Author: X-parrot
Category: Pokemon
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,190, Reviews: 32 Published: 9-19-00
Status: Complete

Sooner or later, all things come to an end, and all that can be done is to say goodbye...