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The hero, the broken, the saviour

2007-05-10T15:24:56-08:00

Author: canihavea-soda
Category: Legend of Zelda
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure
Chapters: 25, Words: 247,379, Reviews: 85 Updated: 5-10-07 Published: 4-15-04
Status: In-Progress

Three triangles. The great power of a forgotten land. And now, the Great Sea is under threat, and two, one Hylian, one Sheikah, will set out to protect it. But the legends of a disappeared Hero play upon the minds of many...

Interview with a boy who lived

2005-11-06T13:53:04-08:00

Author: canihavea-soda
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Harry P. & Severus S.
Chapters: 4, Words: 25,916, Reviews: 17 Updated: 11-6-05 Published: 9-1-05
Status: In-Progress

What would happen if the fiction we all know and love had been based on reality? What if that reality had been toned down to make it child friendly? Perhaps our reporter will discover that things are not always as they seem? Sex and scandals abound.

Illicit solicitations

2005-10-19T05:59:32-08:00

Author: canihavea-soda
Category: Legend of Zelda
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Zelda & Sheik
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,035, Reviews: 8 Published: 10-19-05
Status: Complete

During Link’s seven year sleep, there was no one to comfort the Princess, other than her stern Shekiah companion. Sheik reflects on their past together. Warning: female!own person Sheik and femmeslash

War paint

2005-04-22T15:14:19-08:00

Author: canihavea-soda
Category: Legend of Zelda
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Suspense/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,451, Reviews: 9 Published: 4-22-05
Status: Complete

Adult KafeiOni Link pairing. 'Masks can be both proverbial and physical.' Involves some philosophy, grown mean teasing each other, and a game of strippoker. Everything you could want from a slash fic really.

Hiding behind words

2005-03-15T08:09:37-08:00

Author: canihavea-soda
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Parody
Pairing: Draco M. & Harry P.
Chapters: 4, Words: 11,058, Reviews: 17 Updated: 3-15-05 Published: 1-6-05
Status: In-Progress

A slight parody on the HarryDraco pairing. In which Draco must hide behind words in the fashion of a politician, in order to make himself understood. Alas, he's never been particularly eloquent. Tentative homosexual relationship in the making.

My funny valentine

2005-02-14T09:30:40-08:00

Author: canihavea-soda
Category: Legend of Zelda
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,808, Reviews: 6 Published: 2-14-05
Status: Complete

Post Ganondorf, AU, LinkDarklink. The couple meet up after some time apart and chat, fight and make up in the way that lovers do. Darklink receives a new name, gets called fat by Link and has a nightmare. One shot for Valentine's day. To Lossemare and H7.

Why I hate you

2004-12-27T16:25:32-08:00

Author: canihavea-soda
Category: Legend of Zelda
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,689, Reviews: 5 Published: 12-27-04
Status: Complete

Link muses about Zelda, and what she’s done to him. Includes an incident in which Zelda’s dress catches fire. OoT, post final battle.

Love Hate

2004-11-29T13:49:55-08:00

Author: canihavea-soda
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Lucius M. & Draco M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,204, Reviews: 48 Published: 11-29-04
Status: Complete

Sometimes love and hate aren't so different as you might think... Malfoycest quick fic for those of you in need of smutt.

Paradoxical

2004-11-08T10:18:52-08:00

Author: canihavea-soda
Category: Legend of Zelda
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Adventure
Chapters: 2, Words: 4,631, Reviews: 4 Updated: 11-8-04 Published: 10-31-04
Status: In-Progress

When self inserts start going awry, isn't it about time that authors start being able to poke fun at themselves? Join Soda (alias Helena) on her journey to prove that not all parodies have to be written as script!

Discovering Snape

2004-10-12T13:07:31-08:00

Author: canihavea-soda
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Parody
Pairing: Severus S. & Draco M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,455, Reviews: 12 Published: 10-12-04
Status: In-Progress

A parody of all good student teacher relations. Because, well, we all know Snape's a sexpot. High PG13

Refraction

2004-09-20T12:18:13-08:00

Author: canihavea-soda
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Draco M. & Lucius M.
Chapters: 11, Words: 58,863, Reviews: 74 Updated: 9-20-04 Published: 6-29-04
Status: Complete

There are some feelings that can never be expressed...as Lucius Malfoy well knows. He is constantly tormented by the very thing he can never have. Slash. Violence. Rape. Murder. Substance abuse. Angst. You are warned.

Such is my prize

2004-08-22T13:49:18-08:00

Author: canihavea-soda
Category: Legend of Zelda
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 636, Reviews: 7 Published: 8-22-04
Status: Complete

Sheik muses on his feelings for Link. Angsty, unrequited love. Short and sweet.

Satirical misadventures

2004-06-20T14:25:57-08:00

Author: canihavea-soda
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 3, Words: 5,051, Reviews: 7 Updated: 6-20-04 Published: 1-2-04
Status: In-Progress

It's about time authors were able to poke fun at themselves. So, here is 'Soda', the attempting self-insertee, for whom everything, including her own Mary-Sue-isation, will go wrong. A mere parody...

Monologue

2004-04-19T10:29:34-08:00

Author: canihavea-soda
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Horror/Drama
Pairing: Lily Evans P. & James P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 419, Reviews: 5 Published: 4-19-04
Status: Complete

In which the final few minutes of James and Lily Potter are recorded in a most novel way. Morbid anyone?

Identity Crisis

2004-04-05T10:07:34-08:00

Author: canihavea-soda
Category: Legend of Zelda
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,440, Reviews: 12 Published: 4-5-04
Status: Complete

For H7 Link won't believe that Sheik is his own man, and threatens to kill him, assuming him to be Zelda, the one who sent him on his 'adventures' in the first place. Angsty, blatant implications of LinkSheik.

Thievery

2004-03-06T08:13:40-08:00

Author: canihavea-soda
Category: Legend of Zelda
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Angst
Chapters: 12, Words: 69,405, Reviews: 52 Updated: 3-6-04 Published: 8-5-03
Status: In-Progress

The criminal who once protected worlds only because she had to, returns to the one world that felt almost like a home. But, her mission this time is more tactile and secretive than the last - can she hide again? (Sequel to 'Repaying a Debt')

Mortis

2004-02-18T03:59:19-08:00

Author: canihavea-soda
Category: Legend of Zelda
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Suspense
Chapters: 4, Words: 8,820, Reviews: 12 Published: 2-18-04
Status: Complete

Yet another take on the Dark Link room in the Water Temple. What if Link couldn't beat his shadow self? AU, some slashiness, in which Sheik appears briefly as his own person

Slavers

2004-02-09T11:09:24-08:00

Author: canihavea-soda
Category: Legend of Zelda
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,163, Reviews: 1 Published: 2-9-04
Status: Complete

A brief idea of what life must have been like for the slaves that Ganondorf surely had during the seven years of darkness. Sheik as his own person features somewhere near the end. AU

Memories

2003-12-27T16:17:35-08:00

Author: canihavea-soda
Category: Legend of Zelda
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst
Chapters: 12, Words: 13,299, Reviews: 46 Updated: 12-27-03 Published: 6-29-03
Status: Complete

The past cannot be remedied - and neither can it be forgotten. Such is the curse for those who played the central rolls in the seven years of darkness, and Ganondorf Dragmire's defeat. Complete

I've done

2003-10-04T16:26:51-08:00

Author: canihavea-soda
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,319, Reviews: 3 Published: 10-4-03
Status: Complete

Severus laments over the past over what he's done, and then what he still has to do. It all comes down to that first time. When the blood flowed freely across the ground, and he was one of the darkness.

A quiet interlude

2003-07-31T15:21:05-08:00

Author: canihavea-soda
Category: Legend of Zelda
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Angst
Pairing: Link & Sheik
Chapters: 2, Words: 5,316, Reviews: 4 Published: 7-31-03
Status: Complete

The adjoining interlude between 'Repaying a Debt', and it's sequel 'Thievery'. On what happens to Hyrule after the adventures end, and how the people left behind cope or in some cases, they don't

Repaying a debt

2003-07-06T12:34:44-08:00

Author: canihavea-soda
Category: Legend of Zelda
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Angst
Chapters: 23, Words: 141,857, Reviews: 87 Updated: 7-6-03 Published: 11-20-02
Status: Complete

A criminal set to save the worlds. Hyrule is the next project, but this world knows too much of her. She must balance hiding the truth, keeping her memories at bay and fighting to save Hyrule from the great and evil Gerudo king. Completed

If you're not the one

2003-05-18T09:32:00-08:00

Author: canihavea-soda
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Severus S. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,485, Reviews: 8 Published: 5-18-03
Status: Complete

SSSB, from Sirius' POV, in which he angsts...for Severus will not reciprocate his feelings in the way he wishes he would. Severus will admit to nothing, especially not to the folly of love.

Protector

2003-05-13T13:02:21-08:00

Author: canihavea-soda
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Severus S. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 3, Words: 4,450, Reviews: 25 Updated: 5-13-03 Published: 5-12-03
Status: Complete

Sequel to 'Saviour'. So, Sirius has been rescued? But wolves mate for life, do they not? Remus isn't going to give up easily on keeping his subserviant playmate.

Saviour

2003-05-12T15:40:44-08:00

Author: canihavea-soda
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Sirius B. & Severus S.
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,780, Reviews: 8 Published: 5-12-03
Status: Complete

SBRL, progressing into hinted SBSS. Remus isn't exactly the kindhearted, tame werewolf he makes out to be. As only one person knows...and the secret is torturing him...

Untold tales : Sheik

2002-11-21T13:04:48-08:00

Author: canihavea-soda
Category: Legend of Zelda
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Drama
Chapters: 7, Words: 42,692, Reviews: 49 Updated: 11-21-02 Published: 11-9-02
Status: Complete

Not everyone was allowed the bliss of sleep for seven years. Some had to live through it all. And one in particular a mysterious Sheikah boy had a very definite, dangerous and important task. This is his telling of those times. Complete

Fear

2002-05-02T08:56:05-08:00

Author: canihavea-soda
Category: Legend of Zelda
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Zelda
Chapters: 1, Words: 662, Reviews: 8 Published: 5-2-02
Status: Complete

This is just a little vignette that spouted from my pen. It's a strange piece, in which Zelda voices why she was and perhaps still is afraid of the Gerudo, Ganondorf Dragmire.