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Unforgivable

2013-04-07T09:30:59-08:00

Author: ICMezzo
Harry Potter
English, Rated: K+
Angst/General
Harry P. & Draco M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 475, Reviews: 5, Complete

Prompt fill for melusinahp 's One Prompt, Many Writers drabble challenge. (500 words, any pairing) Prompt: "To burn with desire and keep quiet about it is the greatest punishment we can bring on ourselves." ― Federico García Lorca, Blood Wedding and Yerma.

He walked

2013-03-03T10:02:18-08:00

Author: ICMezzo
Harry Potter
English, Rated: K+
Angst/General
Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 986, Reviews: 5, Complete

Harry walked, his eyes on the road instead of the horizon. Flashfic. Gen fic. Canon-compliant.

The Ugly Duckling

2013-02-26T20:13:31-08:00

Author: ICMezzo
Harry Potter
English, Rated: M
Humor/Romance
Draco M. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 17,241, Reviews: 21, Complete

Draco is all atwitter when he wakes up on his birthday with a few unexpected feathers. Suspecting foul play, he enlists Harry to help him get rid of his unfortunate birden—er, burden.

The Shoemaker and the Elves

2013-01-14T18:05:46-08:00

Author: ICMezzo
Harry Potter
English, Rated: T
Hurt/Comfort/General
Draco M. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 14,735, Reviews: 13, Complete

Draco makes shoes. Or, well, at least he would have done, except they started making themselves, and really, that was quite odd, if he thought about it.

Tooth Fairy Fights and Wisdom Teeth Wars

2012-11-06T17:38:15-08:00

Author: ICMezzo
Harry Potter
English, Rated: M
Humor/Romance
Harry P. & Draco M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 13,578, Reviews: 14, Complete

Harry never had a visit from the Tooth Fairy when he was a boy, but now that he's had his wisdom teeth pulled, he's tempted to try again. He knows it's silly. Obviously it is. Ridiculous, really. But then, sometimes it feels nice to believe in a little magic. Warnings/Content Notes: Expired potions, excessive silliness, and mild Hufflepuff bashing. May contain nuts and lulz.

Everything Forgotten To Memory

2012-07-13T19:11:53-08:00

Author: ICMezzo
Harry Potter
English, Rated: M
Drama/Romance
Harry P. & Draco M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 27,446, Reviews: 15, In-Progress

Harry couldn't remember and Draco knew too much. Or was it the other way around? Harry/Draco, Slash, Rated M. Written for the 2012 Smoochfest on LJ.

Redwood

2012-06-30T10:49:34-08:00

Author: ICMezzo
Harry Potter
English, Rated: M
Humor/General
Draco M. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,000, Reviews: 17, In-Progress

Draco's friends think his new wand seems awfully familiar, but Draco's positive it's just plain awful. Warnings: Crack comedy, terrible innuendo, and use of the phrase "impossibly hard."

Where the Sun Leads

2012-01-27T21:36:37-08:00

Author: ICMezzo
Twilight
English, Rated: M
Friendship/Romance
Edward & Jasper
Chapters: 1, Words: 10,233, Reviews: 44, Complete

In the ancient near east, small Israelite villages dot the plains, and survival requires every person to play a part. But in this world of foreordained roles and careful routine, the sudden presence of a stranger changes everything one man has ever known

Evergreen

2011-12-25T16:51:31-08:00

Author: ICMezzo
Twilight
English, Rated: T
Romance/General
Carlisle & Edward
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,449, Reviews: 29, Complete

Carlisle breathed in the heady air, filled to the brim with evergreen and spice and Christmas and... Edward. Vampires. Slash. Edward, Carlisle, and Christmas.

Ivory and Eyes

2011-12-08T08:11:36-08:00

Author: ICMezzo
Twilight
English, Rated: M
General
Edward
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,037, Reviews: 27, Complete

A thousand eyes are all singularly focused on him as he prepares to tear each member of the audience apart. If he is lucky, he too will come undone. This fic was written for the Twilight Kink Fest. Warnings: Autagonistophilia, sexual content. AH, Rated M

The Hidden Tails of Harry and Draco

2011-11-22T18:59:54-08:00

Author: ICMezzo
Harry Potter
English, Rated: M
Humor/Romance
Harry P. & Draco M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 8,612, Reviews: 39, Complete

Harry turned to Draco across the breakfast table. "I'll have to go away this weekend," he said. It was very nearly the truth... Rated M. Contains absurd quantities of H/D slash, animagus, and fluffity fluffy fluff. And maybe a few laughs.

The Missing One

2011-11-14T18:22:07-08:00

Author: ICMezzo
Twilight
English, Rated: T
Angst/Drama
Carlisle
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,134, Reviews: 20, Complete

Carlisle got home from the hospital, he toed off his shoes, draped his jacket over the top of his favorite chair, then went upstairs to wait. Vamp. AU. Flash fic written for the Vamp Halloween Fest.

Beaufort

2011-10-24T11:41:09-08:00

Author: ICMezzo
Twilight
English, Rated: M
Angst/Romance
Edward & Carlisle
Chapters: 1, Words: 9,623, Reviews: 43, Complete

This is the story of Edward. Of choices. And of the wind, which lifts and carries and bends us to its will. Bonds are tested, storms are weathered, and love is the measure against which all must be judged. Slash. Vampires. Edward/Carlisle. Rated M.

Passed in Paris

2011-09-24T07:04:00-08:00

Author: ICMezzo
Twilight
English, Rated: M
Hurt/Comfort/General
Edward
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,537, Reviews: 23, Complete

"You can't escape the past in Paris, and yet what's so wonderful about it is that the past and present intermingle so intangibly..." In Paris, he remembers. Slash. AH. Rated M.

Said and Not Quite Done: Outtakes & Futuretakes

2011-09-17T22:59:44-08:00

Author: ICMezzo
Twilight
English, Rated: M
Humor/Romance
Edward & Jasper
Chapters: 9, Words: 22,296, Reviews: 350, In-Progress

This is a series of outtakes and futuretakes to accompany the story "Said and Done". Edward/Jasper slash, vamp/human. Rated M.

Lithotripsy & Ballcocks:How Jasper Won the Lottery

2011-08-01T17:44:17-08:00

Author: ICMezzo
Twilight
English, Rated: M
Humor/Romance
Jasper & Edward
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,608, Reviews: 94, Complete

Jasper calls on Dr. Edward Cullen, Drain Surgeon, to help him with his leaking hose. Will Edward also fix his broken toilet? An entry for the Slash/Backslash 3.0 contest. Jasper/Edward. Rated M. AH. Comedy/Romance.

An Edward a Day

2011-07-06T15:27:57-08:00

Author: ICMezzo
Twilight
English, Rated: M
General
Edward
Chapters: 6, Words: 7,093, Reviews: 119, Complete

A compilation of flash fics featuring a series of different Edwards, different genres, and different pairings. Posted daily ish . Rated M to be safe.

The Lighthouse

2011-05-31T10:21:29-08:00

Author: ICMezzo
Twilight
English, Rated: M
Romance/Angst
Edward & Jasper
Chapters: 1, Words: 8,877, Reviews: 49, Complete

Salt and rocks. Edward and Jasper. Ocean, tears, and a chance to find their way home. A sequel to the one-shot "Rocky Shores." AH, slash, angst, rated M

Seamen Extraordinaire

2011-04-16T21:40:43-08:00

Author: ICMezzo
Twilight
English, Rated: M
Humor/Romance
Jasper & Emmett
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,262, Reviews: 43, Complete

Jasper and Emmett take to the water in: Seamen Extraordinaire. A tale of tight canals, sand-filled crevices, and vampires with little to do but each other. Written for Twilighted's Friday Free For All. Jasper/Emmett slash. Vampires. Crackfic. Rated M.

How could it not have been?

2011-03-10T05:57:26-08:00

Author: ICMezzo
Twilight
English, Rated: M
Drama/Romance
Carlisle & Edward
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,440, Reviews: 20, In-Progress

Temptation comes in many forms. Carlisle's thoughts to his mind-reader. Vamp C/E.

A Request Most Profane

2011-02-27T11:27:21-08:00

Author: ICMezzo
Twilight
English, Rated: M
Romance/Humor
Jasper & Edward
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,010, Reviews: 48, Complete

Edward loves Jasper's mouth; he just wishes he'd use it to its fullest potential. Jasper/Edward slash. Rated M. Written for the Dirty Talking Jasper contest.

Score!

2011-02-21T07:12:14-08:00

Author: ICMezzo
Twilight
English, Rated: T
Romance/Humor
Jasper & Edward
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,184, Reviews: 40, Complete

A tie game makes Jasper question the effectiveness of his lucky jersey until he meets a man with lucky socks. A birthday oneshot for SorceressCirce, inspired by her Sunday football tweeting. AH. J/E slash. Warning: May not be safe for Saints fans.

Said and done

2011-01-14T16:15:04-08:00

Author: ICMezzo
Twilight
English, Rated: M
Humor/Romance
Edward & Jasper
Chapters: 25, Words: 123,077, Reviews: 1787, Complete

Graduate students Edward and Jasper feel the connection, but is it enough to overcome their differences? EdwardxJasper slash, human/vampire love. RATED M.

Silent Night

2010-12-05T17:22:55-08:00

Author: ICMezzo
Twilight
English, Rated: M
Hurt/Comfort/Romance
Edward & Jasper
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,697, Reviews: 32, Complete

Alone with memories of Christmases past, Edward seeks comfort in the embrace of his future. Vampires, slash, Christmas, angst, lemon. EdwardxJasper. Rated M.

Observations of a Virginal Vampire

2010-11-16T14:31:56-08:00

Author: ICMezzo
Twilight
English, Rated: M
Humor/Family
Edward
Chapters: 7, Words: 6,976, Reviews: 237, Complete

Edward is spending his 92nd consecutive mating season alone and he's pretty sure it's time for a change. Vampires. Rated M.

Said and Wept Not

2010-10-30T11:34:23-08:00

Author: ICMezzo
Twilight
English, Rated: M
Humor/Romance
Edward & Jasper
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,468, Reviews: 47, Complete

Jasper sits down with a little story you might have read, but Edward has mixed feelings about it. A "Said and Done" outtake in honor of ArcadianMaggie's birthday. EdwardxJasper, vamp/human, slash, rated M

Rocky Shores

2010-10-02T08:52:21-08:00

Author: ICMezzo
Twilight
English, Rated: T
Angst/Hurt/Comfort
Jasper & Edward
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,714, Reviews: 36, Complete

Treading water is no longer an option. When a handsome stranger intervenes, will brokenhearted Jasper sink or swim?

Duette

2010-08-20T04:42:04-08:00

Author: ICMezzo
Twilight
English, Rated: M
Friendship/Romance
Kate & Garrett
Chapters: 1, Words: 7,018, Reviews: 12, Complete

There are two sides to every song. Winner of Judges' Pick in the Love for the Unloved - 2010 Contest. AH/AU, Rated M.

Worth the Climb

2010-08-08T19:11:58-08:00

Author: ICMezzo
Twilight
English, Rated: M
Humor/Romance
Edward & Jasper
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,960, Reviews: 117, Complete

Jasper drags Edward camping, but they both end up surprised by what comes out at night. AH, Rated M. Received honorable mention in the Slash Backslash 2.0 contest.

Seven Drops of Rain

2010-07-23T09:51:10-08:00

Author: ICMezzo
Twilight
English, Rated: M
Romance/Friendship
Edward & Jasper
Chapters: 1, Words: 781, Reviews: 19, Complete

Two vampires in love celebrating a birthday of their own. A little drabble arc in honor of OnTheTurningAway's birthday. Jasper/Edward, Slash, Rated M.

Instructions for Bare Hunting

2010-06-27T19:21:27-08:00

Author: ICMezzo
Twilight
English, Rated: M
Humor/Romance
Emmett & Jasper
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,664, Reviews: 31, Complete

Note: PLOT BUNNY CONTEST ENTRY. The odds that a bear, elk, mountain lion, etc., will survive a vampire attack are quite bad. The exception, of course, is when Jasper and Emmett are doing the hunting. Slash. Rated M for lemons and language.

Bella's Drinking Problem

2010-06-27T17:59:34-08:00

Author: ICMezzo
Twilight
English, Rated: M
Humor/Romance
Edward & Bella
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,045, Reviews: 13, Complete

Newbie vamp Bella has an itty-bitty problem: She just isn't in touch with her new body's needs. Can Edward help her find the instinct within? Bella x Edward. Rated M.

Round 3 of the Twilight 25 Challenge: What if?

2010-06-07T16:39:14-08:00

Author: ICMezzo
Twilight
English, Rated: M
Drama/Romance
Bella & Edward
Chapters: 25, Words: 3,815, Reviews: 58, Complete

These are my drabbles for round three of the Twilight Twenty-Five challenge. They are unrelated to each other, so you've got a little of everything thrown in. Includes many different characters/pairings. Rated M to be safe.

Jasper and the No Longer Remotely Private Parts

2010-01-19T15:57:13-08:00

Author: ICMezzo
Twilight
English, Rated: M
Humor/Romance
Jasper & Edward
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,888, Reviews: 68, Complete

Edward and Jasper have very busy lives, so Edward takes a step to ensure they can spend a special evening together. EdwardxJasper slash. AU/AH, Rated very, very M. One-shot written for the FML Contest at www dot fanfiction dot net/u/2187120/FML Contest