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Going to the Chapel

2009-11-07T18:19:03-08:00

Author: Darthishtar
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: 11th Doctor & Amy
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,767, Reviews: 8 Published: 11-7-09
Status: In-Progress

It's the most important day of Donna Noble's life. Of course an old friend has to turn up. Non-AU 11/Amy story.

For Keeps

2009-09-14T15:32:23-08:00

Author: Darthishtar
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Ginny W. & Harry P.
Chapters: 10, Words: 21,752, Reviews: 39 Updated: 9-14-09 Published: 9-22-07
Status: In-Progress

The story of a girl, a boy and a Quidditch season. This is a story by a friend's request about the experience of Ginny Weasley being a Chudley Cannons fan. Lots of mush, quite a bit of humor and written with all the love and affection of a Red Sox fan.

What to do with a drunken Doctor

2009-05-15T12:26:53-08:00

Author: Darthishtar
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Humor
Pairing: 10th Doctor & Jack H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,415, Reviews: 6 Published: 5-15-09
Status: Complete

The Doctor's first Valentine's Day after Journey's End has a bit of a surprise.

Acceptance

2008-11-05T20:34:12-08:00

Author: Darthishtar
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Buffy S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 944, Reviews: 0 Published: 11-5-08
Status: Complete

Buffy's responses to college admissions essay. Pretty much humor and my first crack at this fandom.

Game On

2008-11-05T15:20:07-08:00

Author: Darthishtar
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Bella & Edward
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,842, Reviews: 18 Published: 11-5-08
Status: Complete

Baseball, Denali vs. Cullens style.

May We Have Our Halloween?

2008-10-31T13:11:14-08:00

Author: Darthishtar
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Renesmee C./Nessie & Bella
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,916, Reviews: 24 Published: 10-31-08
Status: Complete

It's Renesmee's first proper Halloween and the Cullens celebrate with a bit of a twist...

Creative Accounting

2008-10-24T23:54:59-08:00

Author: Darthishtar
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Bella & Edward
Chapters: 1, Words: 966, Reviews: 6 Published: 10-24-08
Status: Complete

Just how did Bella expect to pay for Dartmouth, anyway... A humorfic set near the end of Eclipse.

Making Beautiful Music together

2008-09-25T22:22:27-08:00

Author: Darthishtar
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Edward & Esme
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,399, Reviews: 6 Published: 9-25-08
Status: Complete

In Breaking Dawn, Edward recalls a time when Emmett and Rosalie were pretty hard to stomach as a couple. This is a story about his way of coping with it.

In the Right Spirit

2008-07-24T11:53:35-08:00

Author: Darthishtar
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Spiritual
Chapters: 3, Words: 4,702, Reviews: 44 Updated: 7-24-08 Published: 5-6-08
Status: Complete

All of the Cullens have their own ideas of heaven and hell, but what happens when two Mormon missionaries come to call? All in good fun but meant to be humorous. And before you think I'm not qualified to write this, I was a Mormon missionary in SoCal.

Crash Course

2008-07-18T14:41:48-08:00

Author: Darthishtar
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/General
Pairing: Bella & Angela
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,749, Reviews: 8 Published: 7-18-08
Status: Complete

Bella, Jessica and Angela are on a girl's night out in Port Angeles and there's not much that can really go wrong when you're just shopping, right? Response to Eowyn77's Danger Magnet Challenge.

Changeling

2008-07-10T14:50:12-08:00

Author: Darthishtar
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Bella & Edward
Chapters: 2, Words: 4,094, Reviews: 12 Updated: 7-10-08 Published: 7-2-08
Status: In-Progress

A year after the end of Twilight, Bella returns to Forks, WA a very changed person. An AU in which the battle against James didn't go as planned.

Wrong Turn at Nantucket

2008-07-04T17:10:33-08:00

Author: Darthishtar
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Harry P. & Ron W.
Chapters: 3, Words: 6,159, Reviews: 29 Updated: 7-4-08 Published: 12-13-07
Status: In-Progress

It's Harry and Ron's first time Apparating to America, but they miss their target. Latenight White House chaos ensues. west WingHarry Potter crossover.

Wonder and Awe

2008-07-02T14:01:40-08:00

Author: Darthishtar
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Bella
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,196, Reviews: 6 Published: 7-2-08
Status: Complete

*Breaking Dawn minor spoiler* In Chapter 1, Bella runs into two car fanatics while driving. This is their story.

Missing Her

2008-05-31T23:53:56-08:00

Author: Darthishtar
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,012, Reviews: 12 Published: 5-31-08
Status: Complete

The night that Bella went missing in the woods, from Mike Newton's point-of-view.

Cullen Couture

2008-05-27T10:25:31-08:00

Author: Darthishtar
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Chapters: 3, Words: 4,049, Reviews: 20 Updated: 5-27-08 Published: 4-24-08
Status: Complete

The year is 1975 and Rosalie and Alice decide to celebrate their latest graduation from high school by hitting Fashion Week in Milan. This is a response to a President's Day challenge to have the Cullens or Hales meet a historical figure. Guess who...

Maternal Instincts

2008-05-26T13:32:20-08:00

Author: Darthishtar
Category: Host
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/General
Chapters: 3, Words: 10,616, Reviews: 6 Updated: 5-26-08 Published: 5-13-08
Status: In-Progress

Posting here until ff.n has a section for The Host: A year after the souls begin to be implanted, a widowed mother comes to terms with the possibility that her newborn daughter might be one of the hosts.

Duck and Cover

2008-05-01T17:12:17-08:00

Author: Darthishtar
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,074, Reviews: 11 Published: 5-1-08
Status: Complete

It's no fun being a new student at Forks High. Mike Newton helps the new guy in his gym class, Edward Cullen, get adjusted.

In Absentia

2008-01-08T20:34:04-08:00

Author: Darthishtar
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Drama
Chapters: 8, Words: 4,253, Reviews: 10 Updated: 1-8-08 Published: 1-5-08
Status: In-Progress

The diary of an Imperial officer's wife and the Imperial 'home front.' Updated once daily for the year of 2008.

If You're Hoping I'll Return

2007-12-22T18:52:14-08:00

Author: Darthishtar
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Drama
Pairing: Hermione G. & Ron W.
Chapters: 4, Words: 9,464, Reviews: 60 Updated: 12-22-07 Published: 7-22-07
Status: In-Progress

Hermione, after the end of Deathly Hallows, is determined to do anything to reunite with her family. There are just a few snags to overcome in that process.

Heads Up

2007-11-18T00:53:46-08:00

Author: Darthishtar
Category: West Wing
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Josh L. & Donna M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,507, Reviews: 0 Published: 11-18-07
Status: Complete

Josh Lyman is apprised of a threat to the President. Well, sorta... This is a semicrossover of The West Wing and a delightful mockumentary called Duck, Duck Goose.

Wife of Deceit

2007-09-22T18:37:35-08:00

Author: Darthishtar
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: E. Palpatine
Chapters: 2, Words: 4,578, Reviews: 5 Updated: 9-22-07 Published: 9-7-07
Status: In-Progress

The love story of Senator Palpatine.

To Gather Stones Together

2007-09-22T18:34:04-08:00

Author: Darthishtar
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Leia O. & Luke S.
Chapters: 2, Words: 5,296, Reviews: 20 Updated: 9-22-07 Published: 6-22-07
Status: In-Progress

After the climactic ending of To Cast Away Stones, Luke, Leia and Han return to the Alliance. They must face the consequences of what they have discovered and to fulfill their mission, one way or another.

The Last Time I Carried Him

2007-07-25T01:33:39-08:00

Author: Darthishtar
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Drama
Pairing: Rubeus H. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,240, Reviews: 13 Published: 7-25-07
Status: Complete

Hagrid returns Harry to Hogwarts, his true home, but he has some last thoughts about the matter.

Friends

2007-07-22T02:53:23-08:00

Author: Darthishtar
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Drama
Pairing: Neville L. & Minerva M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,204, Reviews: 7 Published: 7-22-07
Status: In-Progress

Part 2 of my Fanfic 100 response, an exploration of Neville and McGonagall's friendship as they stand together against the Death Eaters at Hogwarts. Minor spoilers for Deathly Hallows.

Innocent Proven Guilty

2007-06-17T01:43:23-08:00

Author: Darthishtar
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,328, Reviews: 2 Published: 6-17-07
Status: Complete

Maura is five years old and doesn't dabble much in politics, but there is one thing that her parents make sure she knows: The Jedi are the enemy. The problem is, it's never that simple with a friend.

To Cast Away Stones

2007-06-17T01:37:13-08:00

Author: Darthishtar
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Leia O. & Luke S.
Chapters: 13, Words: 70,019, Reviews: 77 Updated: 6-17-07 Published: 5-6-06
Status: Complete

In order to change the course of history, the Alliance undertakes a dangerous mission to eliminate Vader, led by Leia Organa, the girl he tormented, and Luke Skywalker, the son of the man he murdered. There's just one catch: Vader doesn't exist yet.

Too Much For One Heart

2007-05-14T00:02:53-08:00

Author: Darthishtar
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Padmé Amidala & Luke S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,849, Reviews: 2 Published: 5-14-07
Status: Complete

In an AU vignette songfic, Padme reflects on her decision to raise her son and the dangers it presents. Written to Too Much for One Heart, a song cut from Miss Saigon.

Beginnings

2007-05-04T19:02:28-08:00

Author: Darthishtar
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Neville L. & Minerva M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,296, Reviews: 5 Published: 5-4-07
Status: Complete

It's not every day that your young man turns 11 and Neville isn't quite sure what will become of him. A McGonagall and Neville story, prompt 1 in the Fanfic 100 challenge.

In the Best Interests: Lovers

2007-05-04T15:20:09-08:00

Author: Darthishtar
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,477, Reviews: 1 Published: 5-4-07
Status: Complete

Bail Organa and Breha Antilles come to terms with the difficulties of courting a Queen. Prompt 23 of the Fanfic 100 challenge.

Not In the Plan

2007-04-07T08:27:12-08:00

Author: Darthishtar
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Angst
Pairing: Luke S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,052, Reviews: 12 Published: 4-7-07
Status: Complete

Luke Skywalker, hero of the Alliance, needs a new hand. Problem is, he first needs to get his insurance to cover it.

Questionable Charges

2007-04-04T21:04:59-08:00

Author: Darthishtar
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Darth V.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,328, Reviews: 13 Published: 4-4-07
Status: Complete

Someone's using Anakin Skywalker's bank accounts five years after his 'death' in the Jedi Purges. Can two intrepid financial agents figure out why?

Between the Lines

2007-03-29T22:35:36-08:00

Author: Darthishtar
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Angst
Pairing: Obi-Wan K. & Anakin S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 17,021, Reviews: 16 Published: 3-29-07
Status: Complete

As a new Master, ObiWan is asked to keep a journal for the first six weeks of training.

High Communication

2007-03-21T00:40:24-08:00

Author: Darthishtar
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Mystery
Pairing: Yoda
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,397, Reviews: 13 Published: 3-21-07
Status: Complete

A Jedi Padawan is lost 3,000,000 lightyears from home and his Master wants him back. If I gave away any more, this would be ruined, but it's a crossover. And it's ridiculously funny as an idea.

The Spirit Still Lingers

2006-12-20T15:27:14-08:00

Author: Darthishtar
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Leia O.
Chapters: 1, Words: 531, Reviews: 0 Published: 12-20-06
Status: Complete

Leia learns that death is not always the end of communication...

Wounds Within

2006-12-20T15:26:14-08:00

Author: Darthishtar
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Padmé Amidala
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,456, Reviews: 5 Published: 12-20-06
Status: Complete

In the aftermath of Revenge of the Sith, the Naberrie family tries to adjust to the fact that Aunt Padme went insane instead of dying.

Taking Sides

2006-09-27T13:35:26-08:00

Author: Darthishtar
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,449, Reviews: 1 Published: 9-27-06
Status: Complete

Stacey Pink 5 wants to get on with her life and get an education. Naturally, the best idea is to go to the Imperial Academy. There are just a couple of problems...

Totally My Squadron

2006-09-27T13:31:04-08:00

Author: Darthishtar
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 751, Reviews: 1 Published: 9-27-06
Status: Complete

Rogue Squadron needs new pilots, but what will Wedge Antilles do when a Valley Girl comes to apply? An authorized story in the Pink 5 universe.

Empty

2006-05-09T12:02:59-08:00

Author: Darthishtar
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,333, Reviews: 1 Published: 5-9-06
Status: Complete

The story of how Bail and Breha decided to adopt their daughter.

Love, QuiGon

2006-05-06T18:08:30-08:00

Author: Darthishtar
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Qui-Gon J.
Chapters: 1, Words: 629, Reviews: 2 Published: 5-6-06
Status: In-Progress

A friendship told in letters, starting when QuiGon was 15 and starting an Attachment note the capital with a 15yearold Alderaanian. It's not a romance.

Ennathing Everything Nothing and Sand

2006-01-14T21:10:15-08:00

Author: Darthishtar
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Pairing: Anakin S. & Obi-Wan K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,432, Reviews: 1 Published: 1-14-06
Status: In-Progress

A story of two New England violinists in a Galaxy Far Far Away. Chaos ensues, but that's only natural.

All the Wrong Places

2003-09-09T16:08:48-08:00

Author: Darthishtar
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Adventure
Chapters: 4, Words: 12,070, Reviews: 1 Published: 9-9-03
Status: In-Progress

My version of Ep 3--the fall of the Republic, the birth of the Empire, the extinction of the Jedi, and the start of a family

Victory Dawn

2001-02-19T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Darthishtar
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 3, Words: 13,688, Reviews: 5 Published: 2-19-01
Status: In-Progress

A story of the beginning of the end, the last days of a long war and the dawn of a new hope

SECOND CHANCES

2000-12-14T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Darthishtar
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 3, Words: 8,345, Reviews: 24 Published: 12-14-00
Status: In-Progress

In the weeks before the Empire attacks the Rebel base at Hoth, two tenuous friends learn that sometimes a second chance is crucial. A H/L fic.

THE LAST DAYS

2000-12-07T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Darthishtar
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 3, Words: 13,585, Reviews: 9 Published: 12-7-00
Status: In-Progress

A story of the last days of one life and the discovery of another. Aka Princess Leia Organa's last days before the Battle of Yavin

THE QUESTION

2000-11-17T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Darthishtar
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 461, Reviews: 18 Published: 11-17-00
Status: In-Progress

One day, someone asked the nagging question that has plagued SW fans for years: can stormtroopers actually hit a target? Read on for more details

RENDEZVOUS

2000-11-02T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Darthishtar
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,433, Reviews: 12 Published: 11-2-00
Status: In-Progress

After escaping from Duros, Han and Leia take some time to resolve issues. May I suggest reading Kathy Tyers' Balance Point first?

THOUGH DEEPENING TRIALS

2000-10-28T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Darthishtar
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 6, Words: 62,263, Reviews: 8 Published: 10-28-00
Status: In-Progress

For a thousand generations, the Jedi Knights were the guardians of peace and justice in the Old Republic. This is the story of two of them.

INTERLUDES

2000-10-25T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Darthishtar
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,729, Reviews: 15 Published: 10-25-00
Status: In-Progress

Here it is, the long-awaited companion to SOIREE. Read that first or this won't make sense; now it's Luke's turn to confront the man who calls himself his father. R/R!!!

SOIREE

2000-10-21T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Darthishtar
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,864, Reviews: 25 Published: 10-21-00
Status: In-Progress

At a diplomatic reception, the worst of enemies get the opportunity to confront each other on several issues. Darth Vader vs. Princess Leia. Things could get interesting.

AS I LAY ME DOWN

2000-10-21T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Darthishtar
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,360, Reviews: 19 Published: 10-21-00
Status: In-Progress

In the aftermath of Bespin, Luke and Leia deal with what's happened to them and confront the future.

Chosen Paths

2000-10-06T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Darthishtar
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,764, Reviews: 2 Published: 10-6-00
Status: In-Progress

A prequel version of Tangled Web. Focuses on Anakin and Amidala's relationship

Deadly Sunrise

2000-10-06T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Darthishtar
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,364, Reviews: 2 Published: 10-6-00
Status: In-Progress

A story of the unknown heroes of the Battle of Endor

Empty Chairs

2000-10-06T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Darthishtar
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,555, Reviews: 1 Published: 10-6-00
Status: In-Progress

A companion piece to Deadly Sunrise

Who Gives This

2000-10-05T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Darthishtar
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,314, Reviews: 33 Published: 10-5-00
Status: In-Progress

Just before Han and Leia's wedding, Luke has a few things to say.

Tangled Web

2000-10-05T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Darthishtar
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,394, Reviews: 8 Published: 10-5-00
Status: In-Progress

Some speculative plots that flesh out the SW characters' relationships, mostly L/L fic