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Up With the Kirovs

2008-12-24T21:21:32-08:00

Author: Book-Master
Category: Command & Conquer
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 323, Reviews: 0 Published: 12-24-08
Status: Complete

I'm back for a Christmas writing tribute. Enjoy another exciting parody song from that C&C master: Book-Master! This time, we hear about the terror of the Kirov to the tune of "Up On the House Top". R/R!

Flaktracks Roasting on a Tesla Coil

2007-07-29T17:01:22-08:00

Author: Book-Master
Category: Command & Conquer
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 365, Reviews: 5 Published: 7-29-07
Status: Complete

This was a holiday greeting for 2006 that I never published... I am pathetic, heh. Published here because I don't want to wait for next Christmas. Enjoy!

Catchin' Romanov in Underwear!

2006-11-23T21:09:52-08:00

Author: Book-Master
Category: Command & Conquer
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 297, Reviews: 4 Published: 11-23-06
Status: Complete

BM has returned with a seasonal Christmas parody song for you all! Enjoy! :D

SWS: The Legend of Marshall Raynor

2004-06-23T22:55:44-08:00

Author: Book-Master
Category: StarCraft
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 4, Words: 2,762, Reviews: 11 Updated: 6-23-04 Published: 11-16-02
Status: In-Progress

CHAPTER 3 & 4 OUT NOW! LAST CHAPTER SOON! PLEASE RR!

The Twelve Things of Red Alert

2004-03-12T16:03:03-08:00

Author: Book-Master
Category: Command & Conquer
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 4, Words: 1,439, Reviews: 28 Updated: 3-12-04 Published: 5-26-02
Status: Complete

SPEACIL YURI EDITION OUT NOW! Comentary now included. Read and Review!

Xmen: Truths Revealed

2003-05-17T18:22:52-08:00

Author: Book-Master
Category: X-Men: The Movie
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Drama
Pairing: Wolverine & Jean G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 996, Reviews: 10 Published: 5-17-03
Status: In-Progress

Post-X-men-2. Wolverine finally begins to open up his past. A surprise visitor comes back to the mansion. Who are they? Why are they here. All these questions, and many more will be answered.

BMIS: Starcraft Interviews Expansion

2003-04-27T14:46:23-08:00

Author: Book-Master
Category: StarCraft
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 14, Words: 9,020, Reviews: 52 Updated: 4-27-03 Published: 5-27-02
Status: In-Progress

The newly weded couple Hyperion and Norad II come on... and Bush! RR!

The Novaya Russia

2003-04-10T12:38:03-08:00

Author: Book-Master
Category: JAG
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Drama
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,661, Reviews: 11 Updated: 4-10-03 Published: 4-8-03
Status: In-Progress

Harm is thrown into a struggle for his life and world stability when the communist state is re-established in Russia, and he is sent on a mission, along with Mac, to go into enemy waters. (PG-13 for Violence, languege) CHAPTER 2 IS UP!

Crazy ways to look at it

2003-01-29T07:16:12-08:00

Author: Book-Master
Category: StarCraft
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Humor
Chapters: 3, Words: 2,247, Reviews: 48 Updated: 1-29-03 Published: 7-26-02
Status: In-Progress

HEEEERRRRRRRREEEESSS Part 3! This one funnier! (Revised) PLEASE RR!

Bob's Flaming Frenzy

2003-01-18T04:06:28-08:00

Author: Book-Master
Category: Grand Theft Auto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 486, Reviews: 14 Published: 1-18-03
Status: Complete

A very, VERY, short story about a guy named Bob, who picks up a Killling Frenzy! Not really that funny unless your a killing maniac. Please RR!

Rando warps to Disney

2003-01-17T05:08:47-08:00

Author: Book-Master
Category: Disney
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure/Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,925, Reviews: 11 Updated: 1-17-03 Published: 1-10-03
Status: In-Progress

The Amazing Rando, and Weenie Man, follow Dr. M into his newst plot, to go through a dimensional warp, and change the endings of the best Disney movies!!!(Rated PG For Suspencful moments, and action scenes)

The Twelve Pains of Starcraft

2003-01-03T03:39:00-08:00

Author: Book-Master
Category: StarCraft
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 924, Reviews: 23 Published: 1-3-03
Status: Complete

Ummmm, another warped idea from me 00.. RR!

Reflections

2002-12-24T16:50:54-08:00

Author: Book-Master
Category: Command & Conquer
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,218, Reviews: 3 Published: 12-24-02
Status: In-Progress

A simple thing that I intended to publish a few months ago, but never got around to it. A C&C version of 9/11. Please R/R!!!

C&C: Cut Scenes and Bad Takes

2002-11-10T03:33:27-08:00

Author: Book-Master
Category: Command & Conquer
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 520, Reviews: 15 Published: 11-10-02
Status: In-Progress

The greatest spoof of C&C games in the hsitory of PELASE RR! More chapters are coming, so stanad by!

Carivlle's Tune

2002-11-08T14:45:11-08:00

Author: Book-Master
Category: Command & Conquer
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 236, Reviews: 4 Published: 11-8-02
Status: In-Progress

Carville's way of "singing" to the motherland, A MUST READ STORY!! PEASE R/R!!

The Land of Russia

2002-11-08T14:31:15-08:00

Author: Book-Master
Category: Command & Conquer
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 211, Reviews: 3 Published: 11-8-02
Status: In-Progress

Another song by me, Book-Master!!! Thanks to a reviewers idea, I wrote this song, going to the tune of(The Land of Dixie), What is it with me and songs? I don't know

AOE2 & Pokemon

2002-10-20T15:32:16-08:00

Author: Book-Master
Category: Pokemon
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 868, Reviews: 10 Published: 10-20-02
Status: Complete

A AOE2 Pokemon crossover, really funny... to me. lol PLEASE RR!

LTS: Tesla Coil

2002-10-20T04:26:43-08:00

Author: Book-Master
Category: Command & Conquer
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 622, Reviews: 10 Published: 10-20-02
Status: In-Progress

The second in the series, an invigerating tale of last moments in the mind of a Telsa Coil victim.

LTS: Grinder

2002-10-18T12:23:31-08:00

Author: Book-Master
Category: Command & Conquer
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 551, Reviews: 6 Published: 10-18-02
Status: Complete

The first in a new series Last Thoughts Series, a man reflects on thoughts while on his way to the Grinder.

The Great Slave Revlot of '66

2002-10-05T03:06:20-08:00

Author: Book-Master
Category: Command & Conquer
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,133, Reviews: 8 Published: 10-5-02
Status: Complete

YUri's prime ore isaland is run by tons of slaves, and one guy named Bob get's an idea, PG for Swearing and Mild Violence

Here Comes Romanov

2002-10-03T03:56:27-08:00

Author: Book-Master
Category: Command & Conquer
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 180, Reviews: 8 Published: 10-3-02
Status: In-Progress

YES!!! ANOTHER SONG BY ME!!! YOU MSUT READ IT!! PLEASE R/R!!

Nova

2002-10-02T03:38:52-08:00

Author: Book-Master
Category: StarCraft
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Sci-Fi/Drama
Chapters: 3, Words: 6,530, Reviews: 21 Updated: 10-2-02 Published: 9-27-02
Status: In-Progress

CH 2 IS UP! The ongoing drama about Nova's life as a Ghost, and the story of how she found her past, and what lies ahead. REVIEW! I'm back ya'll! How many years? Too many. Updated!

Last Days

2002-09-27T15:25:50-08:00

Author: Book-Master
Category: Rugrats
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,153, Reviews: 10 Published: 9-27-02
Status: In-Progress

As the title would suggest, this is meant to be the last story on the Rugrats. Taking palce after the story "College Years". The Rugrats are thrown into a story Of Love and War, where they meat some new and old friends, as well as enw and old enimies. PLE

Levoca Castle

2002-09-01T14:56:51-08:00

Author: Book-Master
Category: Command & Conquer
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Supernatural
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,207, Reviews: 8 Published: 9-1-02
Status: In-Progress

The story of why the war began

Captain Hamer and Private Smith2

2002-08-26T11:53:36-08:00

Author: Book-Master
Category: StarCraft
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,015, Reviews: 5 Published: 8-26-02
Status: Complete

Second in the series of shorts. Captain Hamer and his assistant have been sent to a new patrol station. What awaits them? PLEASE RR!

Captain Hamer and Private Smith1

2002-08-26T11:51:33-08:00

Author: Book-Master
Category: StarCraft
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 809, Reviews: 5 Published: 8-26-02
Status: Complete

First in a mini series of shorts. Captain Hamer is an experienced fighting man, and along with his nimcompoop assistant, they find adventures PLEASE RR!

Starcraft: Final Conflict

2002-08-24T12:42:21-08:00

Author: Book-Master
Category: StarCraft
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Sci-Fi
Chapters: 3, Words: 1,499, Reviews: 11 Published: 8-24-02
Status: In-Progress

Third part to Starcraft (If they ever bother to make one), PG-13 for Language and Violence(REVISED!!!)

Why do we fight?

2002-07-25T16:45:27-08:00

Author: Book-Master
Category: Mario
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Humor
Pairing: Mario & Bowser
Chapters: 1, Words: 175, Reviews: 17 Published: 7-25-02
Status: In-Progress

What would happen if Bowser suddenly asked Mario a question? RR!

Nadia and Joseph Stalin

2002-05-27T09:12:38-08:00

Author: Book-Master
Category: Command & Conquer
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 224, Reviews: 9 Published: 5-27-02
Status: Complete

Another song that I've been working on... please dont criticize... just RR!

The Allies Groups of GI's

2002-05-26T03:19:44-08:00

Author: Book-Master
Category: Command & Conquer
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 427, Reviews: 5 Published: 5-26-02
Status: In-Progress

A song that goes to the tune of "The battle Hymn of the Republic" If yuo don't know that your just plain out of luck. PLEASE R/R!!

The Starcraft Stupid Story

2002-05-25T17:28:33-08:00

Author: Book-Master
Category: StarCraft
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Sci-Fi
Chapters: 1, Words: 420, Reviews: 8 Published: 5-25-02
Status: Complete

OK I WROTE THIS STUPID STORY FOR A STUPID REASON! But I just wrote it for the heck of it so please RR!

Tanya And Stupid People

2002-05-25T13:56:38-08:00

Author: Book-Master
Category: Command & Conquer
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 609, Reviews: 10 Published: 5-25-02
Status: Complete

A thing I wrote with just my thoughts to guide me. It seems a little stupid to me, but I wrote it to see if people would laugh. PLEASE RR!

Dashing Round The Field

2002-05-25T09:04:07-08:00

Author: Book-Master
Category: Command & Conquer
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 349, Reviews: 7 Published: 5-25-02
Status: In-Progress

A Updated version of my origanal song because it had some flaws. REMEMBER R/R!!

OH, Tesla Coil

2002-05-23T10:54:06-08:00

Author: Book-Master
Category: Command & Conquer
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 156, Reviews: 15 Published: 5-23-02
Status: In-Progress

A song I wrote to the tune of OH, Christmas Tree Please RR