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Blind Seer

2005-10-09T19:26:25-08:00

Author: lalaithien
Category: Firefly
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/Fantasy
Pairing: River
Chapters: 1, Words: 57, Reviews: 2 Published: 10-9-05
Status: In-Progress

A short poem from River's POV.

CAPTAIN MALCOLM REYNOLDS: User's Guide and Manual

2005-09-21T08:50:48-08:00

Author: lalaithien
Category: Firefly
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Mal
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,312, Reviews: 23 Published: 9-21-05
Status: In-Progress

The evil technical advisor returns! In honor of Serenity the company presents yet another entirely twisted User's Guide, this time to everyone's favourite Manly and Impulsive Browncoat, because he is So...Very...Pretty. PG for mild innuendo.

OBI WAN KENOBI Owner's Guide and Manual

2005-06-01T13:34:11-08:00

Author: lalaithien
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Obi-Wan K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,385, Reviews: 22 Published: 6-1-05
Status: In-Progress

The Owner's Guide goes Geek! Includes handy tips and specifications for the highly-anticipated OBI-WAN unit, Mk II. With thanks to Theresa Green. :)

BOROMIR Owner's Guide and Manual

2005-05-28T18:56:04-08:00

Author: lalaithien
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Boromir
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,900, Reviews: 22 Published: 5-28-05
Status: In-Progress

The Owner's Guide series continues! Technical specs and handy user tips for the BOROMIR unit - slashfree. With thanks to and permission from the brilliant Theresa Green. :)

LEGOLAS Owner's Guide and Manual

2005-05-28T18:33:04-08:00

Author: lalaithien
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Legolas
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,667, Reviews: 22 Published: 5-28-05
Status: In-Progress

The Owner's Guide series continues; technical specifications and owner's tips for your LEGOLAS unit! With thanks to and permission from Theresa Green.

FARAMIR: Owner's Guide and Manual

2003-11-28T12:00:23-08:00

Author: lalaithien
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Faramir
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,760, Reviews: 78 Published: 11-28-03
Status: In-Progress

PG for mild innuendo. This is an homage to the brilliant Owner's Guides by Theresa Green, which I adore. If you enjoy, write a review and let me know!

Sons of the Steward Prologue and Introduction

2003-09-26T21:35:00-08:00

Author: lalaithien
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama/General
Pairing: Boromir & Faramir
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,670, Reviews: 3 Published: 9-26-03
Status: In-Progress

This provides some background and biographical information on the setting and characters in the story. Recommended for those unfamiliar with the books and appendices, or just seeking to get a bit of info.

Sons of the Steward

2003-09-26T20:10:49-08:00

Author: lalaithien
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama/General
Pairing: Boromir & Faramir
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,670, Reviews: 8 Published: 9-26-03
Status: In-Progress

This is part one of an ongoing series. An exploration of Boromir and Faramir's youth, and their family dynamic. Read, enjoy, and review!

The Secret Diary of Arwen Undomiel, Part II

2003-08-06T22:26:40-08:00

Author: lalaithien
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Arwen U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 496, Reviews: 6 Published: 8-6-03
Status: In-Progress

Another in the Two Towers diary series! Arwen's diary continued. If you haven't already, read part I first. Thanks and enjoy!

The Secret Diary of Elrond

2003-08-06T22:00:39-08:00

Author: lalaithien
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Elrond
Chapters: 1, Words: 692, Reviews: 7 Published: 8-6-03
Status: In-Progress

And yet another in the series. Hope you enjoy it!

The Secret Diary of Sauron

2003-08-06T16:45:17-08:00

Author: lalaithien
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Sauron
Chapters: 1, Words: 920, Reviews: 5 Published: 8-6-03
Status: In-Progress

Another wacky entry in my Secret Diary series. Enjoy, and be sure to leave your review! :-)

The Secret Diary of Legolas Greenleaf, Continued

2003-08-04T17:03:50-08:00

Author: lalaithien
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Legolas
Chapters: 1, Words: 809, Reviews: 10 Published: 8-4-03
Status: In-Progress

The second in my Two Towers Secret Diaries series. Legolas still narcissistic surfer-dude. V. fun. :-)

The Secret Diary of Theoden, King of Rohan

2003-08-03T22:38:23-08:00

Author: lalaithien
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Gandalf
Chapters: 1, Words: 736, Reviews: 7 Published: 8-3-03
Status: In-Progress

My first Secret Diary from The Two Towers! Enjoy or hate - your choice. But please, no hate-mail!

The Secret Diary of Frodo Baggins

2003-08-03T21:12:46-08:00

Author: lalaithien
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Frodo B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 755, Reviews: 3 Published: 8-3-03
Status: In-Progress

Another Secret Diary. Enjoy or hate - your choice. But please, no derisive emails!

The Secret Diary of Legolas Greenleaf

2003-08-01T23:25:19-08:00

Author: lalaithien
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Legolas
Chapters: 1, Words: 794, Reviews: 14 Published: 8-1-03
Status: In-Progress

Yet another of my Secret Diaries. Enjoy it or hate it, but please no hate-mail!!

The Secret Diary of Boromir of Gondor

2003-08-01T21:36:39-08:00

Author: lalaithien
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Boromir
Chapters: 1, Words: 522, Reviews: 4 Published: 8-1-03
Status: In-Progress

At last, another entry in my secret diary series. Had to upload it again to get the pagination to work right. Nothing nasty, just good fun. Enjoy!

Undecided

2002-08-17T19:55:09-08:00

Author: lalaithien
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Boromir
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,367, Reviews: 3 Published: 8-17-02
Status: In-Progress

So far, a snippet of a story that came to me in the place of sleep. Feel free to love or hate it. :)

Gandalf's Secret Diary

2002-06-01T08:56:07-08:00

Author: lalaithien
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Gandalf
Chapters: 1, Words: 593, Reviews: 11 Published: 6-1-02
Status: In-Progress

The series continues. Completely ridiculous but all in good fun. No hatemail, please! :)

The Secret Diaries of Aragorn

2002-05-29T21:02:55-08:00

Author: lalaithien
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Aragorn
Chapters: 1, Words: 729, Reviews: 13 Published: 5-29-02
Status: In-Progress

Another installment in my "Secret Diaries" series. Completely, outrageously silly. For fun only - no disrespect intended!!

Dormant Joy

2002-05-28T18:03:11-08:00

Author: lalaithien
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Poetry
Pairing: Eowyn
Chapters: 1, Words: 300, Reviews: 10 Published: 5-28-02
Status: In-Progress

A poem I wrote about Eowyn. Perhaps you'll like it, perhaps you won't. It's rather sentimental.

Arwen's Secret Diary

2002-05-27T20:58:45-08:00

Author: lalaithien
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Arwen U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 334, Reviews: 17 Published: 5-27-02
Status: In-Progress

Completely silly take on characters from the Lord of the Rings. Me at my most twisted.

No Road Less Perilous

2002-05-26T18:47:19-08:00

Author: lalaithien
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Boromir & Faramir
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,250, Reviews: 4 Published: 5-26-02
Status: In-Progress

What happened before Boromir set out for Imladris - strictly imagination! But happily 100% slash/sex-free. :)

Boromir's Sorrow

2002-05-23T15:26:37-08:00

Author: lalaithien
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 959, Reviews: 6 Published: 5-23-02
Status: In-Progress

The meeting with Galadriel from Boromir's perspective - drawing from both the book and the film.