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Akatsuki Dreams

2009-08-12T19:17:09-08:00

Author: Kantayra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Pein & Konan
Chapters: 6, Words: 6,740, Reviews: 55 Updated: 8-12-09 Published: 7-30-08
Status: In-Progress

In their final moments before death, the members of Akatsuki experience one last vision of their past, their present, and what could be. This chapter: Pain.

Ninja Pirates from the Planet Jupiter

2008-12-11T17:14:46-08:00

Author: Kantayra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Iruka U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,515, Reviews: 30 Published: 12-11-08
Status: Complete

Why teaching a class of young, would-be ninjas is every teacher's nightmare. Dedicated to poor, long-suffering Iruka.

Diagnosis: Clueless

2008-11-22T16:39:24-08:00

Author: Kantayra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,761, Reviews: 70 Published: 11-22-08
Status: Complete

Sasuke suspects he's being poisoned. Sakura suspects he just needs a little tongue time with Naruto. Naruto/Sasuke or Sasuke/Naruto, whichever.

Not Quite Scheherazade

2008-11-14T15:35:39-08:00

Author: Kantayra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,519, Reviews: 60 Published: 11-14-08
Status: Complete

There is only one power in the universe capable of bringing even the most powerful ninja to their knees. Watch, as Naruto defeats Sasuke using the horrifying might that is *filler*! Naruto/Sasuke, silly fic.

Flesh and Blood

2008-11-10T07:57:45-08:00

Author: Kantayra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Adventure
Pairing: Sasori & Deidara
Chapters: 21, Words: 97,773, Reviews: 368 Updated: 11-10-08 Published: 8-17-08
Status: Complete

Sasori had planned his death and his miraculous resurrection into a human body. What he hadn't planned was how his brand new flesh and blood would affect him once he reunited with his old partner. Sasori/Deidara. Post-Shippuuden, Deidara and Sasori live!

Commiseration Night

2008-10-27T17:12:35-08:00

Author: Kantayra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,155, Reviews: 52 Published: 10-27-08
Status: Complete

Now that they're jounin, husbands, and fathers, the men of the Konoha 11 get together once a week to commiserate about their sex lives...only Naruto doesn't seem to get point when he talks about his marriage to Sasuke. Naruto/Sasuke/Naruto.

A Tomato and a Punch in the Face

2008-10-05T18:51:49-08:00

Author: Kantayra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,123, Reviews: 62 Published: 10-5-08
Status: Complete

For Sasuke's thirteenth birthday, Naruto got him a tomato and a punch in the face. It must be love! Naruto/Sasuke.

Pick Me Up

2008-09-10T15:24:05-08:00

Author: Kantayra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,814, Reviews: 87 Published: 9-10-08
Status: Complete

Sasuke finally meets his greatest enemy: the singles bar. Faced with fangirls, fanboys, and bad pick-up lines, only Naruto can save him from this unstoppable terror. Naruto/Sasuke or Sasuke/Naruto, whichever.

A Brief Mission

2008-08-22T08:47:42-08:00

Author: Kantayra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,266, Reviews: 53 Published: 8-22-08
Status: Complete

Naruto regales the Konohamaru Corps with the tale of his most dangerous mission ever. Sasuke is not amused. Naruto/Sasuke.

The Game

2008-08-14T07:39:33-08:00

Author: Kantayra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Shikamaru N. & Neji H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,301, Reviews: 14 Published: 8-14-08
Status: Complete

Shikamaru and Neji face off in the long-awaited genius battle of the century...or maybe just because they're both extremely bored.

No, You're Sexy!

2008-08-12T18:08:01-08:00

Author: Kantayra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 730, Reviews: 61 Published: 8-12-08
Status: Complete

Naruto and Sasuke have the amazing power to argue about anything, even sex. Naruto/Sasuke.

The Subtle Art of Uchiha Seduction

2008-08-08T07:43:48-08:00

Author: Kantayra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,006, Reviews: 129 Published: 8-8-08
Status: Complete

Sasuke's finally decided on his chosen mate, and he pursues him with the same ruthless determination he does everything else. Unfortunately, it's all too subtle for Naruto. Naruto/Sasuke.

About Ten

2008-08-04T15:29:33-08:00

Author: Kantayra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Madara U. & Pein
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,693, Reviews: 53 Published: 8-4-08
Status: Complete

The mysterious organization called Akatsuki is made up of about ten shinobi. Who would have thought that maintaining an evil criminal organization of *exactly* ten members would be so difficult? Pure crack!fic.

Teambuilding

2008-07-28T11:06:27-08:00

Author: Kantayra
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,650, Reviews: 46 Published: 7-28-08
Status: Complete

Kakashi assigns Naruto and Sasuke teambuilding exercises, yet somehow they keep ending up in compromising positions. Naruto/Sasuke.

Communication

2002-05-25T17:34:28-08:00

Author: Kantayra
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,922, Reviews: 24 Published: 5-25-02
Status: Complete

S5. Buffy and Riley decide they need to talk, yet somehow the conversation turns to Spike... Transition from B/R to B/S. *COMPLETE*