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Do No Harm

2009-11-20T10:02:07-08:00

Author: chris dee
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Bruce W. & Selina K.
Chapters: 3, Words: 20,232, Reviews: 20 Updated: 11-20-09 Published: 11-6-09
Status: In-Progress

Untold Tales from the first year of Bruce and Selina's relationship.

Demon's in the Details

2009-10-20T08:08:51-08:00

Author: chris dee
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Bruce W. & Selina K.
Chapters: 10, Words: 56,302, Reviews: 70 Updated: 10-20-09 Published: 4-7-09
Status: Complete

Cat—Tale 58: Ra's al Ghul. Atlantis. Batman. What could possibly go wrong?

Not My Kink

2009-03-09T14:14:53-08:00

Author: chris dee
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Selina K. & Bruce W.
Chapters: 8, Words: 37,946, Reviews: 71 Updated: 3-9-09 Published: 11-12-08
Status: Complete

Cat—Tale 57: Five weeks. Catwoman is no crimefighter. Never has been. Never will be. She just has to get through these next five weeks.

Armchair Detective

2008-10-29T12:57:58-08:00

Author: chris dee
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Mystery
Pairing: Bruce W. & Selina K.
Chapters: 7, Words: 35,294, Reviews: 55 Updated: 10-29-08 Published: 7-21-08
Status: Complete

Cat—Tale 56:Some nights you get to swing across the city on a silken batline, pose on rooftops like an ever-present Angel of Justice, and pummel bad guys to the pavement with a satisfying thump…Other times you have to sit and exercise the little gray cell

I Believe in Harvey Dent

2008-05-29T10:23:16-08:00

Author: chris dee
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Bruce W. & Selina K.
Chapters: 9, Words: 44,894, Reviews: 59 Updated: 5-29-08 Published: 2-22-08
Status: Complete

Cat—Tale 55: Sooner or later, everyone has to face the past

War of the Poses

2008-01-30T14:11:52-08:00

Author: chris dee
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Angst
Pairing: Bruce W. & Selina K.
Chapters: 8, Words: 41,698, Reviews: 67 Updated: 1-30-08 Published: 10-29-07
Status: Complete

Cat—Tale 54: All Sly wanted was to get through Vault's opening night without running out of bourbon. He never meant to crown Catwoman queen of the underworld. Nevertheless...

Short Tales

2007-10-08T08:28:09-08:00

Author: chris dee
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Selina K. & Bruce W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 10,457, Reviews: 16 Published: 10-8-07
Status: Complete

Cat—Tale 53: Interlinked tales of Bat, Cat, and Gotham.

Vault

2007-09-12T07:44:59-08:00

Author: chris dee
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Humor
Pairing: Selina K. & Bruce W.
Chapters: 10, Words: 56,602, Reviews: 70 Updated: 9-12-07 Published: 5-31-07
Status: Complete

Cat—Tale 52: The Iceberg burned down? An opportunity for Batman might not be very good news for Selina... or Gotham nightlife... or Swiss banking.

Riddle Me Tropolis

2007-05-08T10:50:26-08:00

Author: chris dee
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 9, Words: 59,511, Reviews: 91 Updated: 5-8-07 Published: 2-27-07
Status: Complete

Cat—Tale 51: Edward Nigma has had enough of Gotham, and really, who can blame him?

00000—001

2007-02-16T12:51:18-08:00

Author: chris dee
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Bruce W. & Selina K.
Chapters: 5, Words: 35,326, Reviews: 50 Updated: 2-16-07 Published: 1-5-07
Status: Complete

Cat—Tale 50: A double homicide in Gotham's Park Row, one witness, juvenile. Unsolved.

The New Black

2006-12-22T08:13:27-08:00

Author: chris dee
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Selina K. & Bruce W.
Chapters: 6, Words: 36,810, Reviews: 53 Updated: 12-22-06 Published: 10-31-06
Status: In-Progress

Cat—Tales 49: Bruce Wayne and Selina Kyle, Harvey Dent and Claudia Muffington, Could it be the new society trend? Are rogues The New Black?

amuse bouche

2006-10-25T12:26:50-08:00

Author: chris dee
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 9,637, Reviews: 12 Published: 10-25-06
Status: Complete

Cat—Tale 48: amuse bouche Fr. 1. to amuse the mouth, 2. a small bite before the meal begins.

Blueprints

2006-10-12T06:53:42-08:00

Author: chris dee
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Mystery
Pairing: Selina K. & Bruce W.
Chapters: 10, Words: 60,921, Reviews: 69 Updated: 10-12-06 Published: 8-3-06
Status: Complete

Cat—Tales 47: With nearly every Rogue in Gotham up the river, that must be good news for Batman, right? Right? RIGHT?

The Gotham Post

2006-07-26T11:23:15-08:00

Author: chris dee
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Angst
Pairing: Selina K. & Bruce W.
Chapters: 9, Words: 48,622, Reviews: 78 Updated: 7-26-06 Published: 4-4-06
Status: Complete

Cat—Tale 46: Once upon a time a tabloid went too far, Catwoman responded, and Gotham has never been the same. Wait til you see what happens this time.

Fortune Cookies

2006-03-22T05:53:10-08:00

Author: chris dee
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 7, Words: 36,532, Reviews: 50 Updated: 3-22-06 Published: 2-3-06
Status: Complete

Cat—Tale 45: After the Crisis Catverse, there's a lot of other Gothamites to catch up with.

String Theory

2006-01-24T16:01:18-08:00

Author: chris dee
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Suspense
Pairing: Selina K. & Bruce W.
Chapters: 11, Words: 65,518, Reviews: 119 Updated: 1-24-06 Published: 10-19-05
Status: Complete

Cat—Tale 44: That's not an infinite crisis. THIS is as an Infinite Crisis.

Napoleon's Plan

2005-10-11T11:08:15-08:00

Author: chris dee
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Bruce W. & Selina K.
Chapters: 6, Words: 34,297, Reviews: 59 Updated: 10-11-05 Published: 8-16-05
Status: Complete

Cat—Tale 43: Ra's al Ghul has a plan, a simple twopart plan: First we show up. Then we see what happens. What could go wrong?

Deja Vu All Over Again

2005-08-03T06:14:12-08:00

Author: chris dee
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 6, Words: 27,583, Reviews: 56 Updated: 8-3-05 Published: 5-19-05
Status: Complete

Cat—Tales 42: Hugo Strange, Beloved, The Post giving prominent Gothamites a radical makeover... Ever have that strange feeling this has all happened before?

Identity Element

2005-05-14T08:12:18-08:00

Author: chris dee
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 9, Words: 44,025, Reviews: 85 Updated: 5-14-05 Published: 2-15-05
Status: Complete

Cat—Tales 41: A Hell Month like never before as fallout from Identity Crisis reaches Gotham

Perennials

2005-02-03T10:03:18-08:00

Author: chris dee
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 5, Words: 21,878, Reviews: 44 Updated: 2-3-05 Published: 12-13-04
Status: Complete

Cat—Tales 40: No TwoFace? No Harley Quinn? Poison Ivy is not happy, and when Gaia's Chosen isn't happy...

Polishing Silver

2004-12-05T07:17:22-08:00

Author: chris dee
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 5, Words: 25,929, Reviews: 42 Updated: 12-5-04 Published: 10-20-04
Status: Complete

Cat—Tales 39: The Journal of Alfred Pennyworth offers a below stairs perspective of life at Wayne Manor.

Fool

2004-10-13T11:44:02-08:00

Author: chris dee
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 7, Words: 34,891, Reviews: 56 Updated: 10-13-04 Published: 8-17-04
Status: Complete

Cat—Tales 38: In Shakespeare, only the Fool can mock the king. In Gotham...it's Harley's birthday.

Strange Bedfellows

2004-08-06T07:15:59-08:00

Author: chris dee
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Angst
Chapters: 10, Words: 42,826, Reviews: 88 Updated: 8-6-04 Published: 5-19-04
Status: Complete

Cat—Tales 37: Luthor resigned, Riddler knows, Talia is... Story Concludes in Chapter 10Evolution

World's Finest: Red Cape, Big City

2004-05-12T05:58:29-08:00

Author: chris dee
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 8, Words: 48,263, Reviews: 58 Updated: 5-12-04 Published: 2-25-04
Status: Complete

Cat—Tales 36: a JLAin't Crossover when Clark and Lois come to Gotham. Chapter 8: Thou Twofaced Jerkwad Thou!

Go Rin No Sho

2004-02-11T06:51:46-08:00

Author: chris dee
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Bruce W. & Selina K.
Chapters: 6, Words: 14,304, Reviews: 33 Updated: 2-11-04 Published: 1-12-04
Status: Complete

Cat—Tales 35: The Book of Five Rings: Samurai Manual of Combat Strategy. The problem? How can Bruce Wayne be a playboy with a livein girlfriend?

An Iceberg Tale

2004-01-03T10:16:29-08:00

Author: chris dee
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 7, Words: 27,719, Reviews: 54 Updated: 1-3-04 Published: 11-4-03
Status: Complete

Cat—Tales 34: Sometimes even rogues want to go where everybody knows their name

Cattitude

2003-10-24T09:02:55-08:00

Author: chris dee
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 5, Words: 23,645, Reviews: 44 Updated: 10-24-03 Published: 9-27-03
Status: Complete

Cat—Tales 33: 'Selina had no one defining moment that made her Catwoman …but she didn't spring out of the sidewalk at age 23 wearing a catsuit either'

Women Lacking Complexity

2003-09-17T14:36:17-08:00

Author: chris dee
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Angst
Chapters: 7, Words: 22,883, Reviews: 46 Updated: 9-17-03 Published: 8-11-03
Status: Complete

Cat—Tales 32: The women of Gotham... and the men they confuse.

An Arkham Tale

2003-08-04T15:49:58-08:00

Author: chris dee
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 3, Words: 9,403, Reviews: 26 Updated: 8-4-03 Published: 7-24-03
Status: Complete

Cat—Tales 31: Life is seldom dull inside Dr. Jerry's house o fun

Splitzville

2003-07-17T09:18:04-08:00

Author: chris dee
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 7, Words: 23,610, Reviews: 56 Updated: 7-17-03 Published: 6-3-03
Status: Complete

Cat—Tales 30: Joker and Harley have split up. Meanwhile far from Gotham ......

Highland Games

2003-05-22T08:32:30-08:00

Author: chris dee
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 4, Words: 17,271, Reviews: 38 Updated: 5-22-03 Published: 4-29-03
Status: Complete

Cat—Tales 29: Life goes on after Hell Month. Jason Blood is back in Gotham, Dick is in a kilt, and Poison Ivy doesn't like the sound of this caber tossing

Awkward Pauses

2003-04-21T12:10:48-08:00

Author: chris dee
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Humor
Chapters: 14, Words: 47,175, Reviews: 99 Updated: 4-21-03 Published: 1-23-03
Status: Complete

Cat—Tales 28: A Cat—Tale and Twofaced Tale running in parallel

Secrets

2003-01-15T09:45:17-08:00

Author: chris dee
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 4, Words: 9,622, Reviews: 35 Updated: 1-15-03 Published: 12-4-02
Status: Complete

Cat—Tales 27: Houdini's Tome of Secrets is up for sale in Gotham. Riddler wants it, curse or no curse, so does Zatanna.

Blonde Jokes

2002-11-22T08:19:22-08:00

Author: chris dee
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 3, Words: 8,947, Reviews: 17 Updated: 11-22-02 Published: 11-16-02
Status: Complete

Cat—Tales 26: Joker's telling blonde jokes instead of killing people and that's not even the weird part

Torches

2002-11-05T14:53:11-08:00

Author: chris dee
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Angst
Chapters: 3, Words: 11,119, Reviews: 17 Updated: 11-5-02 Published: 10-24-02
Status: Complete

Cat—Tales 25: Vignettes of unrequited love, Country Music, and Bao Tu Jambon

Trick or Treat

2002-10-17T08:50:14-08:00

Author: chris dee
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Mystery/Romance
Chapters: 5, Words: 11,857, Reviews: 30 Updated: 10-17-02 Published: 10-3-02
Status: Complete

Cat—Tales 24: An exhibit celebrating the Mystery Whodunit opens on Halloween night

Loose Ends

2002-09-27T09:39:54-08:00

Author: chris dee
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Angst
Chapters: 5, Words: 12,006, Reviews: 23 Updated: 9-27-02 Published: 9-17-02
Status: Complete

Cat—Tales 23: Roadtrip!

Pussywhipped

2002-09-06T08:22:03-08:00

Author: chris dee
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 7,040, Reviews: 25 Published: 9-6-02
Status: Complete

Cat—Tales 22: F. Miller, author of CATWOMAN AN UNAUTHORIZED BIOGRAPHY, invades Selina's turf d'Annunzio's

What's New Pussycat

2002-08-24T09:21:57-08:00

Author: chris dee
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Angst
Chapters: 5, Words: 20,591, Reviews: 40 Updated: 8-24-02 Published: 7-14-02
Status: Complete

Cat—Tales 21 Heard the Latest? The Gotham RumorMill is humming louder than ever...

Knight Life

2002-06-29T15:02:50-08:00

Author: chris dee
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Chapters: 11, Words: 32,904, Reviews: 73 Updated: 6-29-02 Published: 4-18-02
Status: Complete

Cat—Tales 20 An ordinary night in the life of Batman... before complications set in.

Dearly Beloved

2002-04-08T09:40:06-08:00

Author: chris dee
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Barbara G. & Richard G.
Chapters: 3, Words: 12,547, Reviews: 26 Published: 4-8-02
Status: Complete

Cat—Tales 19: The good luck mojo old, new, borrowed and blue is in place...and now...

Something Blue

2002-03-25T08:34:54-08:00

Author: chris dee
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 3, Words: 6,792, Reviews: 33 Updated: 3-25-02 Published: 3-21-02
Status: Complete

Cat—Tales 18: Blue: 1 a primary color 2 offcolor, suggestive or lewd

Something Borrowed

2002-03-14T13:13:24-08:00

Author: chris dee
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 4, Words: 11,088, Reviews: 51 Updated: 3-14-02 Published: 3-7-02
Status: Complete

Cat—Tales 17: Borrowed like borrowed, or borrowed like STOLEN? This isn't a Martha Stewart Wedding

Something New

2002-03-01T10:04:22-08:00

Author: chris dee
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 3, Words: 8,583, Reviews: 34 Updated: 3-1-02 Published: 2-11-02
Status: Complete

Cat—Tales 16: Joker in Arkham doesn't necessarily mean Joker's out of the game.

Something Old

2002-02-06T08:50:38-08:00

Author: chris dee
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 4, Words: 14,254, Reviews: 42 Updated: 2-6-02 Published: 1-27-02
Status: Complete

Cat—Tales 15: Joker's back. But it's Alfred's archenemy, Anatole, the French Chef from next door who may be the greater cause for concern...

Times Gone By

2002-01-20T00:00:00-08:00

Author: chris dee
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Chapters: 7, Words: 18,320, Reviews: 41 Updated: 1-20-02 Published: 12-31-01
Status: Complete

Cat—Tales 14: No one could foresee what Dick & Barb's engagement set in motion

Knight Before Christmas

2001-12-17T00:00:00-08:00

Author: chris dee
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 2, Words: 7,491, Reviews: 14 Published: 12-17-01
Status: Complete

Cat—Tales 13: You think mistletoe is deadly? Stay away from the rumballs.

We Gather Together

2001-11-21T00:00:00-08:00

Author: chris dee
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,484, Reviews: 18 Published: 11-21-01
Status: Complete

Cat—Tales 12: Thanksgiving at Wayne Manor

Wateringhole

2001-11-12T00:00:00-08:00

Author: chris dee
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,255, Reviews: 10 Published: 11-12-01
Status: Complete

Cat—Tales 11: Where do they all get those wonderful toys?

The R—Word

2001-11-03T00:00:00-08:00

Author: chris dee
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Bruce W. & Selina K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,231, Reviews: 8 Published: 11-3-01
Status: Complete

Cat—Tales 10: If a certain Gothamite has really reformed, there's bound to be fallout

Satori

2001-11-01T00:00:00-08:00

Author: chris dee
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst
Chapters: 3, Words: 8,986, Reviews: 25 Updated: 11-1-01 Published: 10-5-01
Status: Complete

Cat—Tales 9: after the silliness in FUN & GAMES and PLAN 9, the pendulum swings back...

Plan 9 from the Demon's Head

2001-09-25T00:00:00-08:00

Author: chris dee
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 3, Words: 4,996, Reviews: 20 Updated: 9-25-01 Published: 9-21-01
Status: Complete

Cat—Tales 8: Smart Demon, Foolish Choices

Fun and Games

2001-09-15T00:00:00-08:00

Author: chris dee
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Bruce W. & Selina K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,322, Reviews: 31 Published: 9-15-01
Status: Complete

Cat—Tales 7: As the saying goes...'And Now for something Completely Different'

Domestic Affairs

2001-09-08T00:00:00-08:00

Author: chris dee
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Bruce W. & Selina K.
Chapters: 5, Words: 5,164, Reviews: 27 Updated: 9-8-01 Published: 9-7-01
Status: Complete

Cat—Tales 6: Man does not live by crimefighting alone

Such an Idiot

2001-08-30T00:00:00-08:00

Author: chris dee
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Bruce W. & Selina K.
Chapters: 7, Words: 8,633, Reviews: 24 Updated: 8-30-01 Published: 8-22-01
Status: Complete

Cat—Tales 5: It was only a matter of time before Batman realized the implications of his new girlfriend's criminal connections.

Catfight

2001-07-26T00:00:00-08:00

Author: chris dee
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Selina K. & Bruce W.
Chapters: 6, Words: 13,591, Reviews: 52 Updated: 7-26-01 Published: 6-19-01
Status: Complete

Cat—Tales 4: You all know what a catfight is, right?

Heard the latest?

2001-07-24T00:00:00-08:00

Author: chris dee
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,816, Reviews: 16 Published: 7-24-01
Status: Complete

Cat—Tales 3: Bruce and Selina aren’t the only Gothamites with private lives between the panels

Normal

2001-06-13T00:00:00-08:00

Author: chris dee
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Selina K. & Bruce W.
Chapters: 5, Words: 10,890, Reviews: 49 Updated: 6-13-01 Published: 4-17-01
Status: Complete

Cat—Tales 2: After 'A Girl's Got to Protect Her Reputation' Batman and Catwoman try to make sense of their relationship

A Girl’s Gotta Protect Her Reputation

2001-04-05T00:00:00-08:00

Author: chris dee
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Selina K. & Bruce W.
Chapters: 5, Words: 8,275, Reviews: 120 Updated: 4-5-01 Published: 3-8-01
Status: Complete

Cat—Tales 1: the stories about Catwoman are getting out of hand

The Morning After

2001-01-29T00:00:00-08:00

Author: chris dee
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,186, Reviews: 25 Updated: 1-29-01 Published: 10-15-00
Status: Complete

Dick Grayson makes a surprise visit to the manor

Two Days Later

2001-01-29T00:00:00-08:00

Author: chris dee
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 4, Words: 6,943, Reviews: 33 Updated: 1-29-01 Published: 10-20-00
Status: Complete

Bruce and Selina in the Art World of Gotham City

Catharsis

2000-12-24T00:00:00-08:00

Author: chris dee
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,205, Reviews: 23 Published: 12-24-00
Status: Complete

Alfred's cure for the holiday blues