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Lust, Lies, and the Wrong Redhead

2005-06-11T20:16:43-08:00

Author: Swimmingly Yours
Category: Song of the Lioness
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Tortall & Tortall
Chapters: 15, Words: 14,533, Reviews: 67 Updated: 6-11-05 Published: 12-6-03
Status: In-Progress

Neal plans to marry Kel and adopt Cleon as a child. But when all goes wrong due to misunderstandings and evil, plotting, dead men, Neal and Kel have to work together in order to save their ideal future. contains SLASH funny slashbut is still KelNeal

Dear Mr Harry Potter

2005-05-22T19:26:00-08:00

Author: Swimmingly Yours
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 775, Reviews: 4 Published: 5-22-05
Status: In-Progress

From far, far away in Sydney, Australia, a devoted parent writes a letter to his children's hero, the famous four-eyed teenage wizard, Harry Potter.

The Chemically Correct Three Little Pigs

2005-04-27T19:26:23-08:00

Author: Swimmingly Yours
Category: Fairy Tales
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 700, Reviews: 6 Published: 4-27-05
Status: In-Progress

The three little pigs embark on their next journey -- to build houses for themselves. Little do they know that not understanding laws of chemistry will get them into a lot of trouble...

The Fellowship of the no longer existent Ring

2004-07-22T00:16:40-08:00

Author: Swimmingly Yours
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Pairing: Meriadoc B. & Gandalf
Chapters: 6, Words: 6,365, Reviews: 28 Updated: 7-22-04 Published: 1-24-04
Status: In-Progress

Chapter 6 up! AU. When Frodo manages to lose the Ring while the Fellowship passed through the snow, what will happen? Will Boromir have a mental breakdown? Will Gandalf finally turn evil? Will Merry die of being ignored all the time?

Your Dinner is Served

2004-07-09T23:36:39-08:00

Author: Swimmingly Yours
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Gimli & Legolas
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,011, Reviews: 8 Published: 7-9-04
Status: In-Progress

Gimli and Legolas have been put in change of cooking dinner for the Fellowship. The problem is that they REALLY do not cooperate with each other. A challenge from Bulma Greenleaf drove me to write this.

Point Of View

2004-04-24T05:02:00-08:00

Author: Swimmingly Yours
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Cho C. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 9, Words: 11,627, Reviews: 76 Updated: 4-24-04 Published: 11-9-02
Status: In-Progress

Chapter 9 up (The Weasley twins)! There is a Ball at Hogwarts. Everyone's really excited, especially Cho... Ginny learns of Cho's evil plans, and together, she and her friends begin to defeat Cho. Each chapter is in a different character's POV.

Claw

2004-03-06T02:28:47-08:00

Author: Swimmingly Yours
Category: Song of the Lioness
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Drama
Pairing: Tortall & Tortall
Chapters: 8, Words: 11,732, Reviews: 22 Updated: 3-6-04 Published: 1-26-03
Status: In-Progress

Ralon of Malven longs to go back to Corus, he longs for power and most of all, he longs for revenge... An extended spinoff about Ralon's life from leaving the Palace to reappearing in Corus as 'Claw'. Chapter 8 up.

Dear Roger

2004-02-29T17:29:07-08:00

Author: Swimmingly Yours
Category: Song of the Lioness
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 948, Reviews: 5 Published: 2-29-04
Status: Complete

Roger receives a letter from the King regarding the Sweating Sickness that he created. His reactions and thoughts. One-shot

My life is a Leglocker Jinx

2004-02-07T03:11:38-08:00

Author: Swimmingly Yours
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Pairing: Ron W. & Severus S.
Chapters: 7, Words: 4,056, Reviews: 60 Updated: 2-7-04 Published: 3-8-03
Status: Complete

Chapter 7 up! COMPLETE! Ron's entries into his diary. Ron can write very fast... Involves a flying pig, a violent paperweight, and a port-a-loo. Co-written with edgy wedgy. Ron has to take Snape to the Forbidden Forest. I will say no more.

Now get me cream

2004-01-07T02:50:01-08:00

Author: Swimmingly Yours
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Humor
Pairing: Sirius B. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,370, Reviews: 6 Published: 1-7-04
Status: Complete

One-shot, short, in memory of Sirius Black. Sirius and Snape have an interesting little discussion in the kitchen of the Noble House of Black. there's revelations, a little slash (but it's not serious at all) and a screaming feather duster.

The party that caused devastation

2003-09-29T22:49:30-08:00

Author: Swimmingly Yours
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Humor
Pairing: Arwen U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,805, Reviews: 3 Published: 9-29-03
Status: In-Progress

Arwen and Aragorn throw a party at their house and invite all their friends. But oh boy, what started out to be a great idea is turning... weird... 11 (last one) of A Series of Random Events. Joins on from 'Arwen-Sitter'

Arwen Sitter

2003-09-20T03:56:50-08:00

Author: Swimmingly Yours
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Pairing: Peregrin T. & Arwen U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 849, Reviews: 12 Published: 9-20-03
Status: In-Progress

Arwen's NOT very happy when Aragorn arranges for Pippin to baby-sit her. 10 of A Series of Random Events. Co-written with happy molecule.

The King's Jellybeans

2003-09-16T23:46:49-08:00

Author: Swimmingly Yours
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Gimli & Arwen U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 704, Reviews: 7 Published: 9-16-03
Status: In-Progress

All Gimli wanted to do was to go on a trip. But then, he gets caught for the randomest thing ever. 8 of 'A Series of Random Events'. Co-written with happy molecule.

A Fridgeling

2003-08-23T04:24:10-08:00

Author: Swimmingly Yours
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Frodo B. & Arwen U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,005, Reviews: 6 Published: 8-23-03
Status: In-Progress

Frodo is prepared to go to any measures to win over his museli bar wrapper's heart, even when this involves flirting with a pole with a really bad pick-up line. A must-read. 9 of A Series of Random Events. Co-written with happy molecule

Ode to a beer can

2003-06-24T03:29:23-08:00

Author: Swimmingly Yours
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Meriadoc B. & Arwen U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,321, Reviews: 9 Published: 6-24-03
Status: In-Progress

Merry's sad and depressed, but then Pippin unknowingly supplies him with another object of affection. What would it be? 5 of A Series of Random Events.(Contains essences of slash -- sorry, my fault!) CO-written with happy molecule.

The Watchers of the Weight

2003-05-17T04:21:42-08:00

Author: Swimmingly Yours
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Samwise G. & Arwen U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 986, Reviews: 20 Published: 5-17-03
Status: In-Progress

Sam decides to go to Weightwatchers' to lose some weight. 2 of A Series of Random Events. Check it out.

Happy Birthday

2003-02-23T15:52:39-08:00

Author: Swimmingly Yours
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Draco M.
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,637, Reviews: 14 Updated: 2-23-03 Published: 1-18-03
Status: In-Progress

There's these new students at Hogwarts... and Draco falls madly in love with the enigmatic Viola Luchien. Don't judge the story by its title. this is dedicated to Lil Miss Barton, for her BIRTHDAY!!!!

Harry and the strange place

2003-01-04T02:51:38-08:00

Author: Swimmingly Yours
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 165, Reviews: 24 Published: 1-4-03
Status: In-Progress

This is a story by my little sister who is five. So no flames whatsoever but please say something nice... for her sake, if not mine (even if you think i'm lame). Harry ges to a strange floating place.

Sorting Hat Song

2002-11-23T03:55:49-08:00

Author: Swimmingly Yours
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 221, Reviews: 22 Published: 11-23-02
Status: In-Progress

my answer to a challenge to write my own Sorting Hat Song.

The lamest HP theory daddy Voldemort

2002-10-10T05:22:04-08:00

Author: Swimmingly Yours
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Harry P. & Voldemort
Chapters: 2, Words: 572, Reviews: 35 Updated: 10-10-02 Published: 7-16-02
Status: In-Progress

Voldemort is Harry's dad! Surprise, surprise! Stroy starts chapter 2. PG for dilated pupils. (Tell me the absolute lamest HP theory that you can think of and/or make up and I'll write a story based on it.)

Hermione's Chocolate

2002-10-02T03:38:30-08:00

Author: Swimmingly Yours
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Hermione G.
Chapters: 4, Words: 1,846, Reviews: 15 Updated: 10-2-02 Published: 6-8-02
Status: Complete

**Chapter 4 is up, 'completed' in a way. read and it explains** I am strange, I know, but Hermione is strange too, model student, probably future prefect, and lots more, so why can't she have different food tastes?

Mmrr's Day

2002-10-02T03:33:01-08:00

Author: Swimmingly Yours
Category: David Eddings
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 838, Reviews: 17 Published: 10-2-02
Status: In-Progress

In 2nd person and present tense. You are Mmrr, and you are bored, so you go out to wander around. PG because of Elysoun and because I felt like it.

Ron and a bad day with a soccer ball

2002-09-28T05:31:53-08:00

Author: Swimmingly Yours
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Ron W. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 91, Reviews: 15 Published: 9-28-02
Status: In-Progress

Poor Ron... He just isn't up to playing Muggle sports.

Untitled

2002-09-14T04:29:16-08:00

Author: Swimmingly Yours
Category: Harry Potter
Language: French, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Harry P. & Harry P.
Chapters: 2, Words: 368, Reviews: 24 Published: 9-14-02
Status: In-Progress

C'est mon premiere histoire en francais. Aussi en anglais. Harry Potter s'est assis dans une salle. je sais elle est tres bete mais j'aime elle beaucoup. my first fic in French. English translation as well. Harry Potter sat in a room. I know it's stupid b

Another LOTR Nicola's version, not mine

2002-09-07T04:57:15-08:00

Author: Swimmingly Yours
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Aragorn
Chapters: 1, Words: 219, Reviews: 9 Published: 9-7-02
Status: In-Progress

This story is by Nicola. please read it. It's very short and wont take you much time... But blame Nicola if you hate it, ok?

The danger of sharp fans ( COMPLETE!!!)

2002-08-17T04:48:42-08:00

Author: Swimmingly Yours
Category: Song of the Lioness
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Drama
Chapters: 3, Words: 1,525, Reviews: 33 Updated: 8-17-02 Published: 7-13-02
Status: Complete

~~COMPLETE!!~~ Neal is lovestruck. He has received a beautiful fan from Yuki. But he doesn't know what to do with it. No-one ever told him. So being that ignorant, what's the most likely thing he will do?