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Me and Mr Cullen

2013-04-28T13:16:26-08:00

Author: Catastrophia
Twilight
English, Rated: M
Romance/Drama
Bella & Edward
Chapters: 32, Words: 114,319, Reviews: 7317, In-Progress

It was just a long weekend in Vegas, so how did eighteen year old high school senior Bella Swan end up married to thirty one year old movie exec, Edward Cullen? This is the story of their awkward life. Rated M for future lemons.

The Road of Stardom: A Me and Mr Cullen Outtake

2013-01-01T12:05:45-08:00

Author: Catastrophia
Twilight
English, Rated: M
General
Edward
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,276, Reviews: 71, Complete

The road of life is long and hard, filled with obstacles. The road of stardom is worse. There were many stops along that winding, challenging road, for the one and only, Mr. Edward Cullen.

Into The Deep

2012-12-16T16:01:35-08:00

Author: Catastrophia
Twilight
English, Rated: M
Romance/Hurt/Comfort
Bella & Edward
Chapters: 7, Words: 12,384, Reviews: 638, In-Progress

After an accident took Bella's parents, she is forced to live with her new guardian, family friend Edward Cullen. She's been drifting through life for the last year in a daze. Will Edward be able to get through to her and wake her from her living nightmare? Will her looming eighteenth birthday separate them, or bring them closer together?

Conventioneers

2012-12-12T19:41:48-08:00

Author: Catastrophia
Twilight
English, Rated: M
Romance/Humor
Bella & Edward
Chapters: 5, Words: 15,099, Reviews: 771, In-Progress

Innocent event coordinator Bella has her sanity challenged when the adult toy show comes to town. How will she cope with a world she's never seen and a man who's very comfortable in it? Rated M for lang and lemons

Temptation Divine

2012-11-20T09:29:33-08:00

Author: Catastrophia
Twilight
English, Rated: M
Romance/General
Edward & Bella
Chapters: 2, Words: 10,711, Reviews: 230, In-Progress

Though Edward is married, he can't stop fantasizing about Emmett's intern. Emmett, his best friend and work partner, has warned him to stay away from her… from his little sister. She's only nineteen, he's thirty three. Will Edward take the apple from his Eve and succumb to her temptation?

When Bunnies Attack

2012-11-11T12:43:36-08:00

Author: Catastrophia
Twilight
English, Rated: M
Humor/Romance
Bella & Edward
Chapters: 9, Words: 16,672, Reviews: 421, In-Progress

Flighty Bunny obsessed writer Bella and IT business owner Edward. A tale of plot bunnies, fate, flashlights, and lol. Short chapters and laughs. Rated M E/B OOC AH

Hate What You Do To Me

2012-10-20T18:20:06-08:00

Author: Catastrophia
Twilight
English, Rated: M
Romance/General
Bella & Edward
Chapters: 22, Words: 85,456, Reviews: 1548, Complete

Unemployed Bella Swan takes on a temp position. Little does she know it is as assistant to Edward Cullen, a man she despises! Chaos ensues, papers fly, and Cullen Enterprises is turned upside down. AH, slightly OOC. Rate M for Lemons and Language.

Shame

2012-09-08T06:43:08-08:00

Author: Catastrophia
Twilight
English, Rated: M
Romance/Drama
Bella & Edward
Chapters: 1, Words: 9,028, Reviews: 65, Complete

It was a union that was never supposed to happen, an affair that took over her life and altered it. Unable to keep him from advancing, can Bella keep her brother-in-law away and save her marriage? Or should she give in on what could possibly be what was always meant to be? Perhaps fate will make the decision for her.

Beyond the Scope

2012-06-11T05:29:28-08:00

Author: Catastrophia
Twilight
English, Rated: M
Romance/General
Bella & Edward
Chapters: 40, Words: 25,582, Reviews: 3121, Complete

The job market is bad, and recent college grad Bella's dreams of being a teacher are crumbling away. Edward is a single father and doctor, struggling to raise his seven year old daughter by himself. Fate intervenes, changing them both forever. Drabble fic

The Blackened Flame

2012-04-16T17:24:57-08:00

Author: Catastrophia
Twilight
English, Rated: M
Hurt/Comfort/Romance
Bella & Edward
Chapters: 72, Words: 16,357, Reviews: 3028, Complete

Six years ago he tore her apart, broke her. Bella's a new, take charge woman now. What will happen when Edward walks into her conference room, and back into her life, as her new client? Rated M for language and future lemons. Drabble fic.

Wind Chimes

2012-04-07T05:10:56-08:00

Author: Catastrophia
Twilight
English, Rated: M
Supernatural/Romance
Edward & Bella
Chapters: 1, Words: 7,212, Reviews: 94, Complete

Edward's been dead for years, trapped in his former home that was just purchased by Bella Swan, a woman more perceptive than most. Will he scare her away like the others, or will they form an unusual bond between the living and the dead? AU AH… and ghost

Faded Memories

2012-02-14T10:07:29-08:00

Author: Catastrophia
Twilight
English, Rated: M
Romance/Hurt/Comfort
Bella & Edward
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,712, Reviews: 78, Complete

Edward and Bella hardly speak anymore. Can Bella and her daughter take being ignored any longer? Can their marriage survive the realities of life, or fade into just a memory? AH

The Five Mistakes I Made That Led Me to You

2012-01-13T12:30:44-08:00

Author: Catastrophia
Twilight
English, Rated: M
Romance/General
Edward & Bella
Chapters: 24, Words: 19,217, Reviews: 1104, Complete

At 30, Edward realizes that he made five monumental mistakes in his life, but what he didn't realize was that those mistakes would be profoundly life altering; leading him to her. A romantic drabble in EPOV.

Down the Rabbit Hole

2011-11-27T06:01:59-08:00

Author: Catastrophia
Twilight
English, Rated: M
Romance/Drama
Bella & Edward
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,231, Reviews: 77, In-Progress

Bella and Edward are thrown together as roommates. Will Alice's meddling and the "pull" bring them together? Or will their pasts tear them apart? Rated M for lemons and a bit of violence in later chapters. a.k.a. fun with apple juice!

Welcome to the Cameo Hotel

2011-11-01T16:15:57-08:00

Author: Catastrophia
Twilight
English, Rated: M
Romance/General
Bella & Edward
Chapters: 3, Words: 15,897, Reviews: 234, In-Progress

Hotel supervisor, Isabella, is having a hard time with Cameo Hotel's newest guest, VP Edward Cullen. He's an ass and complains about everything! What is it that Mr. Cullen really wants? AH AU Rated M for lemons and language

Watching You

2011-09-26T17:32:39-08:00

Author: Catastrophia
Twilight
English, Rated: M
Romance/General
Bella & Edward
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,153, Reviews: 81, Complete

Edward's been watching Bella for three years during college and now graduation is only one week away! Will he finally man up and ask her out, or will he be too late? E/B AU AH ONE SHOT!

Fluid Mechanics

2011-07-22T16:59:19-08:00

Author: Catastrophia
Twilight
English, Rated: M
Romance/Humor
Edward & Bella
Chapters: 1, Words: 13,294, Reviews: 44, Complete

Virgin super kinky perv engineer, Dr. Edward Cullen has met his ultimate sexual fantasy in the flesh in pinup girl dressing fellow engineer, Dr. Bella Swan. Innuendos fly, but is Edward's geek factor too thick for Bella to get her point across? Rated M

29 Dimensions

2011-07-11T15:57:15-08:00

Author: Catastrophia
Twilight
English, Rated: M
Romance/Humor
Bella & Edward
Chapters: 13, Words: 35,271, Reviews: 485, Complete

Tired of looking for Mr. Right in all the wrong places Bella is pushed toward online dating by her friends. Just who will she meet, or not meet with 29 dimensions of compatibility at play? Find out! Rated M AH/AU Slightly OOC

It's My Party and I'll Grope If I Want Too

2011-01-01T17:19:31-08:00

Author: Catastrophia
Twilight
English, Rated: M
Romance/General
Bella & Jasper
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,606, Reviews: 16, Complete

What happens when a horny Jasper and Bella haven't seen each other in days and Rosalie decides to throw a party at their apartment? One shot. Rated M for lemons. Bella/Jasper AH

Hate What You Do To Me Goodies

2010-12-27T14:46:17-08:00

Author: Catastrophia
Twilight
English, Rated: M
Romance/Humor
Bella & Edward
Chapters: 2, Words: 6,007, Reviews: 33, Complete

Outtakes, bonus chapters, and other goodies from Hate What You Do To Me can be found here! Rated M for a reason! Best to read Hate What You Do To Me first in order to understand.