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The Arrow Saga: The Tale of the Farm Girl

2013-04-24T19:42:25-08:00

Author: t.j.guard
Once Upon a Time
English, Rated: T
Supernatural/Adventure
Baelfire/Neal C. & Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold
Chapters: 21, Words: 20,505, Reviews: 0, Complete

In Oz, Dorothy is engaged in a power struggle against the land's most powerful magic users. In Storybrooke, Bae chances upon an unexpected object while the quest for a way out of the trapped town continues.

The Arrow Saga: The Tale of the Wanderer

2013-03-09T12:54:04-08:00

Author: t.j.guard
Once Upon a Time
English, Rated: T
Adventure/Supernatural
Baelfire/Neal C. & Dr. Whale/Dr. Victor Frankenstein
Chapters: 25, Words: 27,789, Reviews: 2, Complete

Baelfire's journey to his father has only just begun, and he has a long way to go yet, but even when he does arrive at his destination, he learns the hard way that the old saying is true: It's not over till the fat lady sings.

The Arrow Saga: The Tale of the Sensitive

2013-02-03T11:41:04-08:00

Author: t.j.guard
Once Upon a Time
English, Rated: T
Supernatural/Adventure
Baelfire/Neal C. & Moraine
Chapters: 27, Words: 28,019, Reviews: 6, Complete

Rumpelstiltskin has for centuries searched for his son, but what he never knew was that Bae was doing the same thing, and it has led him on a strange and twisted path through lands corrupted by dark magic and populated by heroes lost to legend.

Going Through Hell

2013-01-13T10:09:33-08:00

Author: t.j.guard
Night at the Museum
English, Rated: T
Adventure/Supernatural
Ahkmenrah & Kahmunrah
Chapters: 18, Words: 17,800, Reviews: 4, Complete

Set after an AU ending of Battle of the Smithsonian. Kahmunrah won the fight and the right to extend his reach across the world, but though he doesn't realize it yet, he got a lot more than he bargained for.

Fatal Fire: Defending Storybrooke

2012-11-04T17:16:23-08:00

Author: t.j.guard
Once Upon a Time
English, Rated: T
Adventure/Supernatural
Baelfire/Neal C. & Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold
Chapters: 8, Words: 6,827, Reviews: 8, Complete

Rumpelstiltskin and Regina both remember nothing of their lives, before or after the curse, and it's up to Baelfire to solve this problem. But there's also the matter of Cora and her various allies and their efforts to take over Storybrooke.

Fatal Fire: Traveler

2012-10-27T15:50:38-08:00

Author: t.j.guard
Once Upon a Time
English, Rated: T
Suspense/Supernatural
Baelfire/Neal C.
Chapters: 11, Words: 9,244, Reviews: 4, Complete

Bae continues his quest to break the Ring around Storybrooke, which leads him first to travel to Kansas, and then to race an escaped witch from the Enchanted Forest back to the real world-to Maine.

Fatal Fire: Soul

2012-10-19T15:27:42-08:00

Author: t.j.guard
Once Upon a Time
English, Rated: T
Supernatural/Mystery
Baelfire/Neal C.
Chapters: 7, Words: 6,934, Reviews: 3, Complete

Our good captain continues his quest to free his brother, and reluctantly, the Dark One's son agrees to help. But no one knows what awaits at the end of the tunnel.

Neverlander: The Epilogue

2012-10-14T09:47:29-08:00

Author: t.j.guard
Once Upon a Time
English, Rated: T
Adventure/Supernatural
Baelfire/Neal C. & Moraine
Chapters: 8, Words: 7,186, Reviews: 2, Complete

An epilogue in eight parts to the Neverlander series, which ties up a lot of the loose ends in the series and is meant to give a general conclusion to the plot.

Fatal Fire: Tempest

2012-10-14T09:36:26-08:00

Author: t.j.guard
Once Upon a Time
English, Rated: T
Supernatural/Suspense
Baelfire/Neal C. & Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold
Chapters: 11, Words: 10,242, Reviews: 8, Complete

The second he recieved word, he left, no questions asked. What he plunged into was a storm: a storm of emotions, identities, lies, and magic.

Neverlander: Wonderlander

2012-10-10T16:27:19-08:00

Author: t.j.guard
Once Upon a Time
English, Rated: T
Supernatural/Adventure
Baelfire/Neal C. & Moraine
Chapters: 12, Words: 12,322, Reviews: 5, Complete

Bae, Morraine, the Lost Boys, Captain Hook, and Tinker Bell are now trapped in Wonderland with no apparent exit and a cloud of mysterious origin and purpose. Can they survive what comes?

Neverlander: Wondrous Terrible

2012-10-02T17:27:48-08:00

Author: t.j.guard
Once Upon a Time
English, Rated: T
Adventure/Supernatural
Chapters: 11, Words: 12,444, Reviews: 6, Complete

Peter Pan has disappeared into Wonderland, and it's up to the Lost Boys, Tinker Bell, and Captain Hook to find him. But can they survive the strange environment they find themselves in, its soldiers and queen, or its secret but powerful evil?

Neverlander: Something Unacceptable

2012-09-23T08:48:37-08:00

Author: t.j.guard
Once Upon a Time
English, Rated: T
Adventure/Romance
Chapters: 12, Words: 13,760, Reviews: 16, Complete

Peter Pan has decided he wants to play a new and dangerous game, something unnaceptable to Captain Hook, Tinker Bell, and, to a lesser extent, Emma. Defeating him will take a combination of policework and something the eternal boy rejects in entirety.

Neverlander

2012-09-13T14:51:55-08:00

Author: t.j.guard
Once Upon a Time
English, Rated: T
Adventure/Suspense
Chapters: 16, Words: 20,330, Reviews: 10, Complete

Peter Pan is the symbol of eternal youth and childhood fantasies-and he's completely crazy. Only Captain Hook, his pirates, and those working for him stand between Peter and his control of the world beyond Neverland. As Emma works the case of the break-in at Rumpelstiltskin's pawn shop, what she doesn't know may come back to bite her, if she doesn't figure it out first.

Wraith and Love: End of Winter

2012-09-05T15:32:56-08:00

Author: t.j.guard
Once Upon a Time
English, Rated: T
Adventure/Supernatural
Baelfire/Neal C. & Moraine
Chapters: 14, Words: 15,673, Reviews: 10, Complete

Freed from their confinement to Storybrooke, the fairy tale characters would, under ordinary circumstances, think their ordeal over, but these aren't ordinary circumstances. It's now a matter of surviving the Black Forest and, when her wrath is incurred, conquering the queen of winter.

Wraith and Love: Broken Curses

2012-08-08T16:17:30-08:00

Author: t.j.guard
Once Upon a Time
English, Rated: T
Adventure/Supernatural
Baelfire/Neal C. & Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold
Chapters: 18, Words: 29,486, Reviews: 16, Complete

Prince John is dead and Bae is rebuilding his relationship with his father, but the fight isn't over. For one, they still need to return to the Enchanted Forest. And then there's the matter of the fairy tale characters being trapped in Storybrooke. But all that can be handled. Right?

Lock and Key

2012-08-05T11:57:15-08:00

Author: t.j.guard
National Treasure
English, Rated: T
Adventure/Romance
Riley P. & Ian H.
Chapters: 14, Words: 17,756, Reviews: 0, Complete

A revisitation of some of the character concepts in my Compass series, but with a completely different endgame. Picks up at the very end of National Treasure: Book of Secrets and reveals some of the secrets of the girl called Jacqueline by the creators, and the series of events in which she comes to work with Riley and Ben. And what face from the past has anything to do with this?

Wraith and Love

2012-06-20T14:57:56-08:00

Author: t.j.guard
Once Upon a Time
English, Rated: T
Adventure/Supernatural
Baelfire/Neal C. & Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold
Chapters: 22, Words: 34,176, Reviews: 12, Complete

Once upon a time, a boy fell through a portal to a new world, one he thought was without magic. But he was wrong, and he spent months in a life and death struggle with the ruler of the land. He had help from other kids of the forest. Together, they worked to find a way out of their world, and several months after his arrival, it was a success. This is where the real story begins.

Ceres: Finding the Wolf

2012-05-09T17:23:56-08:00

Author: t.j.guard
Cars
English, Rated: K+
Adventure/Mystery
Finn M.
Chapters: 13, Words: 13,244, Reviews: 3, Complete

"It all started when Alex Pacer was called down to the office." And it all ended with the finding of the wolf in sheep's clothing. Fourth in the Ceres series

Awakening: Turning Point

2012-04-18T13:46:52-08:00

Author: t.j.guard
Danny Phantom
English, Rated: K+
Adventure/Mystery
Dan Phantom & Danny F.
Chapters: 9, Words: 8,603, Reviews: 1, Complete

The Fenton Family and the rest of Amity Park prepare for battle with the King of All Ghosts, but what they don't plan for is that things aren't always as they seem. Third in the Awakening Series

Harvest Moon 3: Darkness Rising

2012-03-31T14:05:58-08:00

Author: t.j.guard
Little Vampire
English, Rated: K+
Adventure/Supernatural
Gregory S. & Rudolph S.
Chapters: 12, Words: 14,075, Reviews: 0, Complete

Dracula's gone, so everything should be good, right? Wrong. In fact, dozens of vampires are swarming McAshtonland, and several are claiming victims in a show of force and competition The Hunter has called in help, but things don't always go as planned.

Harvest Moon 2: Harvest of Blood

2012-03-12T19:37:02-08:00

Author: t.j.guard
Little Vampire
English, Rated: K+
Adventure/Supernatural
Gregory S. & Rudolph S.
Chapters: 13, Words: 12,430, Reviews: 2, Complete

Sequel to Rise of the Harvest Moon. The Count's coming back around, and he's willing to kill for the Stone of Attamon. The question, then, is can Tony and his friends escape with their lives?

Rise of the Harvest Moon

2012-03-01T14:28:21-08:00

Author: t.j.guard
Little Vampire
English, Rated: T
Adventure/Mystery
Gregory S. & Rudolph S.
Chapters: 16, Words: 15,645, Reviews: 6, Complete

Beware the light of the moon, beware the light of the cross, beware your own dreams, because the return of those presumed dead isn't the half of it. First in a series

Ceres: In the Shadow of the Valley of Death

2012-02-20T10:05:52-08:00

Author: t.j.guard
Cars
English, Rated: T
Adventure/Suspense
Finn M. & Professor Z.
Chapters: 17, Words: 18,781, Reviews: 3, Complete

With Montgomery's prison break imminent, a deadly chess game is underway, involving spies, lemons, and the Ceres.

Ceres: Grand Prix

2012-01-22T10:52:57-08:00

Author: t.j.guard
Cars
English, Rated: T
General
Lightning & Finn M.
Chapters: 11, Words: 12,267, Reviews: 3, Complete

With enemies in hot pursuit, the Ceres comes to understand the nature of their determination and must do everything in her power to counteract it and protect those around her.

Ceres: Found

2012-01-04T18:48:40-08:00

Author: t.j.guard
Cars
English, Rated: T
Adventure/Suspense
Lightning & Finn M.
Chapters: 13, Words: 14,936, Reviews: 4, Complete

After being captured, three workers on a top-secret project escape with their two products and split up. Years later, one of the products is facing an extraction team from the enemy and beginning to discover herself. Set after the Parts trilogy.

Parts: Everything in its Place

2011-12-16T17:24:10-08:00

Author: t.j.guard
Cars
English, Rated: T
Mystery/Adventure
Boost & Finn M.
Chapters: 12, Words: 11,145, Reviews: 8, Complete

At a drag race, Ice runs into a tuner asking for Axle. The tuner will hardly say why, with good reason.

Interdimensional: Continuing the Fight

2011-11-26T08:56:19-08:00

Author: t.j.guard
Phineas and Ferb
English, Rated: K+
Adventure/Mystery
Perry
Chapters: 14, Words: 14,758, Reviews: 28, Complete

Sequel to Long Days' Journey. The fight continues, and Perry and Platyborg are trying to bring it home, to the Second Dimension. However, not everthing works out exactly as it should.

Awakening: Rise of the King

2011-10-22T20:17:41-08:00

Author: t.j.guard
Danny Phantom
English, Rated: K+
Supernatural/Mystery
Dan Phantom & Danny F.
Chapters: 7, Words: 7,844, Reviews: 1, Complete

Normalcy is beginning to return to Amity Park, or so it seems. The Fentons are facing a catastrophe; can they decode Clockwork's poem before time is called? Sequel to Awakening

Awakening

2011-10-07T14:39:25-08:00

Author: t.j.guard
Danny Phantom
English, Rated: T
Mystery/Horror
Dan Phantom & Danny F.
Chapters: 10, Words: 14,193, Reviews: 1, Complete

Danny Fenton/Phantom has grown up and raised a family...of quarter-ghost children, the eldest of whom is about to become involved in a plot orchestrated by the Ghost of Time, and involving an enemy from her father's past.

Interdimensional: Long Days' Journey

2011-08-31T10:32:59-08:00

Author: t.j.guard
Phineas and Ferb
English, Rated: K+
Adventure/Suspense
Perry
Chapters: 11, Words: 9,715, Reviews: 17, Complete

Perry and Platyborg continue to chase down Rodney and his army of rogue Normbots, limited only by Perry's bandages and the clock.

Interdimensional: The Battle Begins

2011-08-26T11:45:34-08:00

Author: t.j.guard
Phineas and Ferb
English, Rated: T
General
Perry
Chapters: 13, Words: 13,188, Reviews: 31, Complete

Platyborg filches a device that his Doofenshmirtz has been working on, a device which allows him to cross over into the First Dimension. This simple act sets off a chain reaction which no one ever saw coming.

Perry Tells All

2011-08-09T17:35:26-08:00

Author: t.j.guard
Phineas and Ferb
English, Rated: K
General
Perry & Phineas
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,066, Reviews: 6, Complete

Perry, after some thinking, decides he's going to tell the boys his secret, in the safest manner possible, of course.

Parts: Coming Together

2011-08-01T10:29:25-08:00

Author: t.j.guard
Cars
English, Rated: T
Adventure/Mystery
Boost & Lightning
Chapters: 16, Words: 20,827, Reviews: 12, Complete

In which Francesco Bernoulli is placed in impromptu witness protection, Boost is confused and trying to find his way, and the lemons are out for revenge.

Parts

2011-07-19T07:23:54-08:00

Author: t.j.guard
Cars
English, Rated: T
Adventure/Suspense
Boost
Chapters: 17, Words: 23,345, Reviews: 12, Complete

Holley stifled her gasp and strained to hear what was going on. "...this car taken care of," the Mitsubishi said. "You know what to do." Crank was shoved violently toward the group of cars, and the Mitsubishi rolled back as if he wanted to watch.

Flames on Red Soil

2011-07-01T14:33:54-08:00

Author: t.j.guard
Zenon
English, Rated: T
Drama/Adventure
Chapters: 10, Words: 12,221, Reviews: 0, Complete

Third in the trilogy started by Finding Dasha. Zenon sets out to finish what she started opposite Numbar, which leads her all the way to Mars with Zoa and Dasha, and she's in for the challenge of her life.

The Blast Seen Around the World

2011-06-24T09:53:23-08:00

Author: t.j.guard
Zenon
English, Rated: T
Drama/Suspense
Chapters: 10, Words: 10,368, Reviews: 1, Complete

Sequel to Finding Dasha. Zenon recieves a strange premonition in her sleep which disperses the can of worms opened in Finding Dasha, and it seems Proto Zoa, Dasha, and the others are along for the ride. PZ/Z

Boost's Revelation

2011-06-03T19:33:40-08:00

Author: t.j.guard
Cars
English, Rated: T
Romance/General
Boost & Wingo
Chapters: 1, Words: 605, Reviews: 4, Complete

Humanized. Boost has something on his mind, and just by chance, the one person he needs to talk about it with shows up to do just that

Core

2011-04-29T19:38:56-08:00

Author: t.j.guard
National Treasure
English, Rated: K+
Adventure/General
Ian H. & Riley P.
Chapters: 12, Words: 16,928, Reviews: 0, Complete

The group are now coming close to finding the end of the treasure hunt, but, as with every other step, there's someone in hot pursuit who adds his own complications.

Chase

2011-03-29T08:14:00-08:00

Author: t.j.guard
National Treasure
English, Rated: T
Adventure/General
Ian H. & Riley P.
Chapters: 14, Words: 19,022, Reviews: 0, Complete

Tanya, Ian, and Riley are still on the case of Page Forty-seven and the trail of clues that follow, but even though Nathaniel's out of the picture, there's still someone that wants in on the action.

Penguin Underground

2011-01-27T17:12:45-08:00

Author: t.j.guard
Penguins of Madagascar
English, Rated: K+
General
Skipper & Private
Chapters: 7, Words: 6,855, Reviews: 3, Complete

A penguin on the run finds our favorite group of Penguins and seeks their help. This is more than just another day at the zoo. mild skivate, if you squint real hard

Clue

2011-01-22T08:07:29-08:00

Author: t.j.guard
National Treasure
English, Rated: T
Adventure/General
Ian H. & Riley P.
Chapters: 13, Words: 16,403, Reviews: 8, Complete

Sequel to Compass. Tanya, Ian, Riley, Ben, and Co. continue to decode the web of clues surrounding Page Forty-seven, but complicating matters is the fact that Nathaniel Howe has broken out of prison and is after them in earnest.

Compass

2010-12-27T09:22:55-08:00

Author: t.j.guard
National Treasure
English, Rated: K+
Adventure/Romance
Riley P. & Ian H.
Chapters: 13, Words: 16,839, Reviews: 19, Complete

First in a series. The girl Riley meets twice in Book of Secrets turns out to have some secrets, and they seem to revolve around an old compass and a family legacy, and certainly no one sees it coming. Riley/OC-sort of

Finding Dasha

2010-12-18T08:55:05-08:00

Author: t.j.guard
Zenon
English, Rated: K+
Suspense/Adventure
Chapters: 12, Words: 9,902, Reviews: 1, Complete

Zenon thought college and life were inky, but when a figure from her past kidnaps Dasha, it sets in motion a chain reaction which unravels secrets everyone thought could be kept buried forever. hints of PZ/Z

Z4

2010-12-01T17:01:20-08:00

Author: t.j.guard
Zenon
English, Rated: K+
Adventure/Romance
Chapters: 9, Words: 8,608, Reviews: 10, Complete

Zenon's world is in upheval mode extreme when she's asked if she wants to be cloned, so she seeks help from the only person she could think of: Proto Zoa. PZ/Z

Judgment Day

2010-11-28T10:20:19-08:00

Author: t.j.guard
Night at the Museum
English, Rated: T
Suspense/Supernatural
Chapters: 9, Words: 7,877, Reviews: 4, Complete

Apep returns, and this time, he means business. The question is, can Tally stop him in time?

Fighting for Dawn

2010-11-20T13:47:55-08:00

Author: t.j.guard
Night at the Museum
English, Rated: K+
Adventure/Supernatural
Chapters: 11, Words: 8,121, Reviews: 8, Complete

Sequel to Outlaw. An old enemy of Tally's returns, and the scene behind Jesse's display is right in the center of it all. Ahk/OC, hints of Jed/Oct

Outlaw

2010-10-16T16:41:48-08:00

Author: t.j.guard
Night at the Museum
English, Rated: T
Suspense/Adventure
Chapters: 12, Words: 10,092, Reviews: 9, Complete

Tally's returned to life as usual at the museum, save a few dreams she's been having lately which keep repeating themselves, but when a new transfer arrives, he comes complete with his own can of worms.

Date with the Devil

2010-09-18T13:02:36-08:00

Author: t.j.guard
Night at the Museum
English, Rated: T
Supernatural/Adventure
Chapters: 16, Words: 8,107, Reviews: 14, Complete

Post-Night Watch series. Tally finds herself on an entirely new adventure when she ends up face to face with the darkest of forces to be conjured up in the human mind, or anywhere else, for that matter.

Page 47

2010-08-27T08:30:26-08:00

Author: t.j.guard
National Treasure
English, Rated: K+
Adventure/Romance
Ian H.
Chapters: 14, Words: 12,148, Reviews: 1, Complete

Ian's high school love returns to his life, bringing her gift of sight and its consequences with her. Ian/OC

Forever

2010-08-03T15:31:39-08:00

Author: t.j.guard
Little Vampire
English, Rated: K+
Hurt/Comfort/Romance
Tony T. & Rudolph S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 530, Reviews: 6, In-Progress

Could be AU, depending. Rudolph finds Tony in a fairly unusual state, so he does his best to help. R/T

Birthday Gift

2010-08-02T11:55:27-08:00

Author: t.j.guard
Little Vampire
English, Rated: K+
Friendship/General
Tony T. & Rudolph S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 514, Reviews: 3, Complete

Slight AU. Tony struggles with the perfect birthday gift for his friend. Result inside. Tony/Rudolph mild , fluff, rated on the safer side.

Last Fight

2010-08-02T08:50:25-08:00

Author: t.j.guard
Night at the Museum
English, Rated: T
Supernatural/Adventure
Chapters: 11, Words: 6,579, Reviews: 9, Complete

Book 6 of the Night Watch series. This final installment finds Tally and co. facing not one, but two threats at the same time, and each must be dealt with before the whole world falls to chaos.

Good

2010-07-29T12:54:37-08:00

Author: t.j.guard
Chronicles of Vladimir Tod
English, Rated: K+
Hurt/Comfort/General
Vikas & Tristian
Chapters: 1, Words: 659, Reviews: 4, Complete

Pre-11GB. Vikas lets something slip which leads his drudge to fear the worst. Fluff, attempted suicide

To Close a Gate

2010-07-29T09:59:32-08:00

Author: t.j.guard
Night at the Museum
English, Rated: T
Supernatural/Adventure
Chapters: 12, Words: 7,594, Reviews: 9, Complete

Book 5 of the Night Watch series. The gate to the underworld remains open, and there's one person Tally knows that wants to keep it that way, just for the fun of it. Here we go again.

The Gates of Hell

2010-07-25T08:08:46-08:00

Author: t.j.guard
Night at the Museum
English, Rated: T
Supernatural/General
Chapters: 12, Words: 8,369, Reviews: 9, Complete

Book 4 of the Night Watch series. Ahkmenrah discovers a curse placed on his tomb at his death was a ruse... Tally finds herself facing no ordinary foe in this installment of the Night Watch series, and it takes all she has to fight it.

Tablet Thief

2010-07-22T07:56:15-08:00

Author: t.j.guard
Night at the Museum
English, Rated: T
Supernatural/Adventure
Chapters: 12, Words: 8,373, Reviews: 11, Complete

Book 3 of the Night Watch series. Tally's ex pays a visit to the museum, with a lot more on his mind than stealing someone's heart. His cover might not have worked as well as planned, but he's become the next-door neighbor to Chaos.

Shadowhaunt

2010-07-18T11:46:05-08:00

Author: t.j.guard
Night at the Museum
English, Rated: T
Suspense/Adventure
Chapters: 12, Words: 7,948, Reviews: 11, Complete

Book 2 of the Night Watch series, sequel to Canopic Chaos. The new curator looks like she belongs in a library, and she doesn't really like the museum her own self, or the rest of the world for that matter. Chaos just bought property.

Canopic Chaos

2010-07-14T11:29:26-08:00

Author: t.j.guard
Night at the Museum
English, Rated: T
Adventure/Supernatural
Chapters: 12, Words: 7,647, Reviews: 9, Complete

Chaos comes to town, following the museum's new night guard's family. All that remains in its way are two night guards, a museum's exhibits, and the will of one new exhibit who wants his afterlife back.