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Big Explosions and Pretty Camera Angles

2008-03-03T23:02:26-08:00

Author: Elfzilla
Category: Spider-Man
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,011, Reviews: 6 Published: 3-3-08
Status: In-Progress

A parody based off the Spiderman film. A satire comprised of the mundane story, dialogue and character development. Please review, even if you hate it!

Snape: The Tease of Hogwarts 3

2007-06-05T21:15:19-08:00

Author: Elfzilla
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,110, Reviews: 2 Published: 6-5-07
Status: Complete

Last of the trilogy. Snape gets crabs. Hilarity ensues. Please R&R.

Snape: The Tease of Hogwarts 2

2007-06-05T21:12:23-08:00

Author: Elfzilla
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 789, Reviews: 1 Published: 6-5-07
Status: Complete

Sequel. I think this quote from the story sums it up nicely: 'I WILL DEFLOWER YOU, MR WEASLEY! I WILL DEFLOWER YOU ALL! WAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA'. Please R&R!

Snape: The Tease of Hogwarts

2007-06-05T21:04:32-08:00

Author: Elfzilla
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 704, Reviews: 3 Published: 6-5-07
Status: Complete

Everyone wants a piece of Severus Snape and he is willing to give it. Please R&R.

Parasites in Mommy's Belly

2007-05-24T21:27:21-08:00

Author: Elfzilla
Category: Treasure Planet
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Parody
Chapters: 5, Words: 1,176, Reviews: 12 Updated: 5-24-07 Published: 5-8-07
Status: Complete

Warning: Don't read this crack fic. Side effects of reading this inlude bleeding gums, hysterical pregnancy, hairloss and genital implosion.

Treasure Planet Gets Spoofed

2003-07-08T16:44:46-08:00

Author: Elfzilla
Category: Treasure Planet
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 7, Words: 3,178, Reviews: 54 Updated: 7-8-03 Published: 5-29-03
Status: Complete

This is what would happen if I were in charge of writing the script of Treasure Planet. Includes: Naughty language, massive amounts of injuries, slashy spiders and general retardness. If you're offended by such things...then you smell funny.

Blood and Wine

2003-05-25T15:07:02-08:00

Author: Elfzilla
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Draco M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 13, Words: 8,080, Reviews: 10 Updated: 5-25-03 Published: 3-6-03
Status: Complete

Written before Order of the Phoenix was released. The sequel to Roses and Thorns. When Hermione and Draco become new professors, they realise they aren't children any more and don't have anything but their wands to protect them from Hogwart's horrors.

Roses and Thorns

2003-02-21T17:38:36-08:00

Author: Elfzilla
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Draco M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 10, Words: 9,315, Reviews: 34 Updated: 2-21-03 Published: 1-31-03
Status: Complete

Written before OOTP was released. Three years after Draco graduates, he hasn't seen Hermione since school graduation. His heart aches to just hear her soft voice, but later on he gets much more than soft whispers. Sequel is called Blood and Wine.