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Beer and Twinkies

2009-01-09T07:12:02-08:00

Author: Connecticut Junkie
Category: X-Men
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Jubilee & James H./Wolverine/Logan
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,181, Reviews: 20 Published: 1-9-09
Status: Complete

Logan takes Jubilee to a bar. But who really gets corrupted? Sequel to "To Catch a Twinkie Thief" and "Logan's Twinkie Run"

The Venerable Ugly Doll

2009-01-09T06:44:04-08:00

Author: Connecticut Junkie
Category: 30 Rock
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,034, Reviews: 14 Published: 1-9-09
Status: Complete

Jack is fascinated by the Obama girls

For Procreational Purposes Only

2007-06-14T15:14:49-08:00

Author: Connecticut Junkie
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: G. House & L. Cuddy
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,231, Reviews: 22 Published: 6-14-07
Status: Complete

Cuddy enlists House's mad baby making skills.

Logan's Twinkie Run

2005-04-05T16:14:06-08:00

Author: Connecticut Junkie
Category: X-Men
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: James H./Wolverine/Logan & Jubilee
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,319, Reviews: 31 Published: 4-5-05
Status: Complete

Logan and Jubes get gas. The fuel variety, like, ew! Grow up, dude. Sequel to "To Catch a Twinkie Thief." Set in movie-verse, but for explanation as to why its over here, see prior story

Spoonful of Yummy

2003-08-11T22:25:09-08:00

Author: Connecticut Junkie
Category: X-Men
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,443, Reviews: 30 Published: 8-11-03
Status: In-Progress

Chili is made by one, snogging is made by two, and insults are made by many. Rogue, Gambit, Jubilee, and Wolverine waste a few minutes in the kitchen

To Catch a Twinkie Thief

2003-07-12T23:04:06-08:00

Author: Connecticut Junkie
Category: X-Men
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: James H./Wolverine/Logan & Jubilee
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,234, Reviews: 57 Published: 7-12-03
Status: Complete

Jubilee and Logan meet up in the kitchen, and sparks fly. But only 'cause that's her mutant power. Like, duh.

Babysitting Does Not Entail Actually Sitting

2003-07-10T02:44:56-08:00

Author: Connecticut Junkie
Category: Gilmore Girls
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,830, Reviews: 27 Published: 7-10-03
Status: In-Progress

Luke reluctantly babysits. Feeding, entertaining, and keeping another human being from accidentally killing themselves. So it ain’t too hard, considering he’s practically been doing the same thing to Lorelai for years.

Dead Girls Don't Kiss

2003-06-16T23:49:45-08:00

Author: Connecticut Junkie
Category: X-Men
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,636, Reviews: 22 Published: 6-16-03
Status: In-Progress

She came back darker, harder, all edges and angles where it used to be softness and shiny, pink bubbles of gum. She came back as two people- the girl who’d tagged after him in her formative years, and the woman who kept herself distant. (W/J)

Even Butterflies Rest

2003-05-18T23:56:56-08:00

Author: Connecticut Junkie
Category: X-Men
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 824, Reviews: 37 Published: 5-18-03
Status: In-Progress

A quiet moment for Logan and Jubilee in the aftermath. (Post Uncanny #423, but not completely necessary to read that)

Pact Like Sardines

2003-05-09T23:51:11-08:00

Author: Connecticut Junkie
Category: Gilmore Girls
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,098, Reviews: 40 Published: 5-9-03
Status: In-Progress

Like heartburn, Lorelai also strikes without warning in the middle of the night. A little JavaJunkie flufferoo.

Whirled Peas

2003-03-13T23:36:47-08:00

Author: Connecticut Junkie
Category: Gilmore Girls
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,161, Reviews: 14 Published: 3-13-03
Status: In-Progress

Taylor throws a birthday party for carrots. Sookie’s baby is fated to rule the world. Kirk becomes a god. Lorelai suspects that no one in Stars Hollow is who they say they are- including her. (Fic sponsored by CT Junkie’s crack dealer, Snook Diddle.)

Jelly Bean Pancakes and Coffles

2003-03-05T00:56:19-08:00

Author: Connecticut Junkie
Category: Gilmore Girls
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,770, Reviews: 12 Published: 3-5-03
Status: In-Progress

Lorelai tries to make breakfast. CT Junkie tries to make Spanish fic. Of course, both of us are out of our minds. Tune in for when Experiments Go Wonky. Future Fic. (ENGLISH VERSION)

Jellybeancakes Y Coffles

2003-03-05T00:32:33-08:00

Author: Connecticut Junkie
Category: Gilmore Girls
Language: Spanish, Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 831, Reviews: 18 Published: 3-5-03
Status: In-Progress

Lorelai cocina el desayuno. Por supuesto, con Lorelai, incluso el desayuno es extraño.

View From the Morgue

2003-03-01T22:11:47-08:00

Author: Connecticut Junkie
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Buffy S. & Spike
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,944, Reviews: 16 Published: 3-1-03
Status: In-Progress

Buffy, Spike, and Sunnydale from a Medical Examiner’s POV. And if that doesn’t get you reading, Spike is SHIRTLESS. Ooh yeah. Or, no. Depending on your own POV.

Saturday Night ShopORama

2003-03-01T22:04:03-08:00

Author: Connecticut Junkie
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Angst
Pairing: Buffy S. & Spike
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,422, Reviews: 12 Published: 3-1-03
Status: In-Progress

What could be more fun on a Saturday night than grocery shopping with a mystical energy sister and a tag-along vampire? Pretty much anything. (Season 6)

Normal People Need Not Apply

2003-03-01T21:48:23-08:00

Author: Connecticut Junkie
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Angst
Pairing: Buffy S. & Spike
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,298, Reviews: 7 Published: 3-1-03
Status: In-Progress

Ten words randomly picked from a dictionary. A vampire and a slayer not so randomly picked from a show. (S6, Post 'Gone' and DmP)

The Substitute

2003-01-24T21:22:37-08:00

Author: Connecticut Junkie
Category: Gilmore Girls
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 18, Words: 38,063, Reviews: 433 Updated: 1-24-03 Published: 8-7-02
Status: In-Progress

*NO Chapter- Author's Note only* Stars Hollow gets a new resident, one who’s perfect for Luke. Lorelai’s not jealous. Really. Not even a teeny, tiny bit. No siree, Bob. Okay. Maybe she is. Just a little. (Luke/Other, Luke/Lorelai)

Not Enough

2003-01-16T22:11:56-08:00

Author: Connecticut Junkie
Category: Gilmore Girls
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Romance
Chapters: 15, Words: 57,545, Reviews: 247 Updated: 1-16-03 Published: 9-24-02
Status: In-Progress

*Ch. 15 up* Hey! Got some semi-Resolved Sexual Tension! ** Lorelai drinks coffee. Luke wears flannel. And yet, their lives are changing, because what they had before was good, but it's not enough.

Whatever You Can Do In Ten Minutes

2002-11-12T22:01:38-08:00

Author: Connecticut Junkie
Category: Gilmore Girls
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,889, Reviews: 47 Published: 11-12-02
Status: In-Progress

*Repost- a few typos fixed* Just what the hell were Luke and Lorelai doing during the Rory/Jess/Dean showdown at the Dance Marathon? Being all flirty and stuff, that's what!

El Kirko

2002-10-02T23:16:05-08:00

Author: Connecticut Junkie
Category: Gilmore Girls
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Fantasy
Chapters: 3, Words: 5,365, Reviews: 76 Updated: 10-2-02 Published: 8-24-02
Status: In-Progress

Summary: Kirk builds a machine that controls the weather- can the Gilmore Girls (with their trusty sidekicks, Luke and Jess) stop him in time? [VERY SILLY fic. Fluff. Fluff. Fluff. More Fluff than a Fluffernutter.]

Newton's Law Reversed

2002-08-04T23:19:03-08:00

Author: Connecticut Junkie
Category: Gilmore Girls
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Romance
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,146, Reviews: 50 Published: 8-4-02
Status: In-Progress

Post Season 2. Luke and Lorelai try to make things like they used to be. Except they end up making them a whole lot better.