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2009-07-29T08:04:22-08:00

Author: Anakin McFly
Category: Back to the Future
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Sci-Fi/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,117, Reviews: 4 Published: 7-29-09
Status: Complete

Because there's such a thing as too much time travel.

I'll Never Ride a Bus Again

2009-07-01T01:20:57-08:00

Author: Anakin McFly
Category: Speed series
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 301, Reviews: 1 Published: 7-1-09
Status: Complete

Songfic, set to the tune of 'I'll Never Fall in Love Again'. Title is self-explanatory.

There is No Caffeine

2009-05-07T06:46:53-08:00

Author: Anakin McFly
Category: Matrix
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Sci-Fi/General
Pairing: Neo
Chapters: 8, Words: 9,195, Reviews: 59 Updated: 5-7-09 Published: 4-2-05
Status: In-Progress

A collection of Matrix vignettes, mostly Neo-centric. #8 - Secret Window

This Sucks

2009-05-04T01:21:55-08:00

Author: Anakin McFly
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Angst
Chapters: 3, Words: 3,499, Reviews: 24 Updated: 5-4-09 Published: 4-30-09
Status: In-Progress

Ash gets her wish of entering the Harry Potter universe. The catch - she is transformed into a Mary Sue. And she hates Mary Sues. But no matter how hard she tries, she cannot mar her hated perfection...

Speed to the Future!

2008-06-24T18:21:03-08:00

Author: Anakin McFly
Category: Back to the Future
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 492, Reviews: 5 Published: 6-24-08
Status: Complete

Speed crossover. Yep, it's as bad as it sounds. Hopefully worse. FEAR ME AND MY CRACK!FIC. Rated T for mindless deaths.

Time Is An Illusion

2008-06-06T08:37:27-08:00

Author: Anakin McFly
Crossover: Matrix and Back to the Future
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Sci-Fi/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,309, Reviews: 9 Published: 6-6-08
Status: Complete

Matrix crossover. Wake up, Marty.

The Worst Poems Ever

2008-05-31T07:38:20-08:00

Author: Anakin McFly
Category: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Chapters: 7, Words: 1,798, Reviews: 134 Updated: 5-31-08 Published: 6-14-05
Status: In-Progress

Presenting The Ode to the Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning, My Favourite Bathtime Gurgles, and the varied colourful works of Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings...

Tales of the Flux Capacitor

2008-03-25T07:42:09-08:00

Author: Anakin McFly
Category: Back to the Future
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 17, Words: 17,606, Reviews: 162 Updated: 3-25-08 Published: 11-28-02
Status: In-Progress

A assortment of short stories that explore the different aspects of the BTTF universe. STORY 17 UP

Sunglasses

2008-02-11T23:24:55-08:00

Author: Anakin McFly
Category: Minesweeper
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Angst
Chapters: 6, Words: 9,996, Reviews: 163 Updated: 2-11-08 Published: 12-6-02
Status: Complete

It's the life of the Smiley. Go into The Room. Play The Game. Die. At least, that's how things were... until one Smiley decided to change it all. FINISHED

Matrix Revolutions, The Other Versions

2008-01-30T04:21:31-08:00

Author: Anakin McFly
Category: Matrix
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Neo & Smith, A.
Chapters: 15, Words: 16,089, Reviews: 151 Updated: 1-30-08 Published: 8-7-05
Status: In-Progress

Chapter 15 up: The D-Movie Magic Version

The Llama Song Has You

2008-01-03T06:58:57-08:00

Author: Anakin McFly
Category: Matrix
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Smith, A. & Neo
Chapters: 12, Words: 2,821, Reviews: 169 Updated: 1-3-08 Published: 3-7-05
Status: In-Progress

The Matrix versions of The Llama Song: The Agent Song, The Neo Song, The Morpheus Song, The Cypher Song, The Mero Song, The Oracle Song, The Trinity Song, The Mouse Song, The Squiddy Song, The Cookie Song, The Redpill Song and now The Sati Song

Trilobites!

2007-10-25T21:17:28-08:00

Author: Anakin McFly
Category: Animorphs
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 453, Reviews: 4 Published: 10-25-07
Status: Complete

One day at the Museum of Natural History...

The Matrix: Replayed

2007-08-12T00:23:59-08:00

Author: Anakin McFly
Category: Matrix
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Pairing: Neo
Chapters: 1, Words: 876, Reviews: 3 Published: 8-12-07
Status: Complete

The Matrix trilogy, condensed and set to the tune of American Pie

The Matrix Still Has You

2007-06-19T20:36:17-08:00

Author: Anakin McFly
Category: Matrix
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 955, Reviews: 7 Published: 6-19-07
Status: Complete

Freedom is arbitrary.

Do You Remember the Future? and other poems

2007-06-02T01:58:33-08:00

Author: Anakin McFly
Category: Back to the Future
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Poetry
Chapters: 4, Words: 1,606, Reviews: 27 Updated: 6-2-07 Published: 7-15-05
Status: Complete

A Back to the Future poem collection.

The Cylon Song

2007-04-17T02:52:49-08:00

Author: Anakin McFly
Category: Battlestar Galactica: 2003
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 226, Reviews: 4 Published: 4-17-07
Status: Complete

The BSG version of The Llama Song

Matrix ABCs!

2007-04-08T07:00:32-08:00

Author: Anakin McFly
Category: Matrix
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 343, Reviews: 8 Published: 4-8-07
Status: Complete

A is for the Architect. He's always watching you...

Wayfarers of the Space Time Continuum

2007-04-02T06:08:55-08:00

Author: Anakin McFly
Crossover: Matrix and Back to the Future
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Fantasy/Humor
Pairing: Neo
Chapters: 6, Words: 12,876, Reviews: 16 Updated: 4-2-07 Published: 9-4-05
Status: In-Progress

Four travellers find themselves stuck in a place where time and space has no meaning... Crossover between Back to the Future, The Matrix, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure and The Frighteners.

Blue Pills

2007-03-15T21:20:32-08:00

Author: Anakin McFly
Category: Matrix
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 403, Reviews: 6 Published: 3-15-07
Status: Complete

He remembers. A Scanner Darkly crossover.

They've Got Mail

2006-12-19T23:17:58-08:00

Author: Anakin McFly
Crossover: Matrix and Back to the Future
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Angst
Chapters: 29, Words: 79,888, Reviews: 330 Updated: 12-19-06 Published: 5-5-03
Status: Complete

NOVELISATION IS HERE. Go straight to the last chapter for details.

Pygmy Puffs' Mating Season!

2006-11-29T19:38:58-08:00

Author: Anakin McFly
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 299, Reviews: 13 Published: 11-29-06
Status: Complete

They have to reproduce some time, you know. MARY SUE ALERT.

The Next Generation

2006-10-15T17:00:51-08:00

Author: Anakin McFly
Category: Matrix
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Sci-Fi/Adventure
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,282, Reviews: 3 Updated: 10-15-06 Published: 10-13-06
Status: In-Progress

PostRev. The saga continues. CHAPTER TWO UP.

Hitchhiker's ABCs

2006-10-03T07:57:35-08:00

Author: Anakin McFly
Category: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 372, Reviews: 36 Published: 10-3-06
Status: Complete

A is for Arthur, who's always drinking tea...

Breaking the Fourth Wall

2006-08-21T05:29:15-08:00

Author: Anakin McFly
Category: Matrix
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Sci-Fi
Pairing: Neo & Morpheus
Chapters: 1, Words: 405, Reviews: 4 Published: 8-21-06
Status: Complete

There's a little glitch in reality...

Attack of the Lava and Other Poems

2006-06-16T21:35:21-08:00

Author: Anakin McFly
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Pairing: Anakin S. & Obi-Wan K.
Chapters: 6, Words: 2,608, Reviews: 94 Updated: 6-16-06 Published: 5-24-05
Status: In-Progress

Anakin Skywalker burnt by lava... English Language avenges itself on Yoda... the Bunsen burner strikes back... Star Wars poetry standards die... Limerick attack! And more. UPDATED

In Another's Shoes

2006-05-16T03:46:14-08:00

Author: Anakin McFly
Category: Back to the Future
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Sci-Fi/Humor
Chapters: 3, Words: 6,046, Reviews: 19 Updated: 5-16-06 Published: 7-10-05
Status: In-Progress

Sometimes you have to look at things from a different point of view...

On Display

2005-12-31T01:07:21-08:00

Author: Anakin McFly
Category: Matrix
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Sci-Fi
Pairing: Neo
Chapters: 3, Words: 3,265, Reviews: 26 Updated: 12-31-05 Published: 12-24-04
Status: Complete

Welcome to the real world, Neo. The real real world. Really. Does the name K.C. Reeves ring a bell? FINISHED

There Is No Hair

2005-12-18T18:47:14-08:00

Author: Anakin McFly
Category: Matrix
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Angst
Pairing: Morpheus
Chapters: 1, Words: 495, Reviews: 20 Published: 12-18-05
Status: Complete

Morpheus angsts.

The Rufus Song

2005-10-26T23:54:36-08:00

Author: Anakin McFly
Category: Misc. Movies
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 215, Reviews: 16 Published: 10-26-05
Status: Complete

The Bill and Ted version of The Llama Song...

The Bricks

2005-09-12T21:15:40-08:00

Author: Anakin McFly
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,174, Reviews: 12 Published: 9-12-05
Status: Complete

They make up the wall behind the Leaky Cauldron that leads to Diagon Alley, and this is their story... Brick POV.

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Poem

2005-08-26T00:02:06-08:00

Author: Anakin McFly
Category: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 4, Words: 1,562, Reviews: 42 Updated: 8-26-05 Published: 6-21-05
Status: In-Progress

Far out in the vast uncharted reaches of, uh, space, There lived a group of creatures, known as the human race...

So Long, and Thanks for All the Fun

2005-08-08T07:04:57-08:00

Author: Anakin McFly
Category: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 194, Reviews: 18 Published: 8-8-05
Status: Complete

To the tune of 'So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish'. A tribute to Douglas Noel Adams.

Arthur and Ford's Excellent Adventure

2005-07-19T01:30:16-08:00

Author: Anakin McFly
Category: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,873, Reviews: 12 Published: 7-19-05
Status: In-Progress

The dudeified version of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Party on, dudes.

The Potter Song

2005-06-01T00:34:23-08:00

Author: Anakin McFly
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 190, Reviews: 83 Published: 6-1-05
Status: Complete

The Harry Potter version of The Llama Song.

Cookies

2005-05-06T01:09:17-08:00

Author: Anakin McFly
Category: Matrix
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 864, Reviews: 13 Published: 5-6-05
Status: Complete

The journey of a cookie is a perilous one...

The Marty Song

2005-03-11T19:33:49-08:00

Author: Anakin McFly
Category: Back to the Future
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 209, Reviews: 20 Published: 3-11-05
Status: Complete

The BTTF version of The Llama Song. How could I desert my main fandom?

The Yoda Song

2005-03-04T02:46:46-08:00

Author: Anakin McFly
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 190, Reviews: 41 Published: 3-4-05
Status: Complete

The Star Wars version of The Llama Song. Need I say more?

The Arthur Song

2005-03-02T01:14:45-08:00

Author: Anakin McFly
Category: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 192, Reviews: 27 Published: 3-2-05
Status: Complete

The H2G2 version of The Llama Song.

Spoon's Story

2005-02-05T01:24:36-08:00

Author: Anakin McFly
Category: Matrix
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Angst
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,051, Reviews: 33 Updated: 2-5-05 Published: 12-7-04
Status: In-Progress

I'm the spoon. Everyone says I don't exist. But I do, I do!

Electrocution

2005-01-12T00:51:03-08:00

Author: Anakin McFly
Category: Teletubbies
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 429, Reviews: 55 Published: 1-12-05
Status: Complete

An educational story about electricity and why it is fatal to Teletubbies.

Death of the Stupid, Oversized Colourful Aliens

2004-12-03T22:50:53-08:00

Author: Anakin McFly
Category: Teletubbies
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 510, Reviews: 37 Published: 12-3-04
Status: Complete

The Teletubbies meet their end, one by one...

The Waterbottle

2004-06-03T18:31:03-08:00

Author: Anakin McFly
Category: Marching Band
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 318, Reviews: 11 Published: 6-3-04
Status: Complete

The Reed, The Flute Stand, The Chairs... now, it's THE WATERBOTTLE.

When Worlds Collide and Go Kaboom

2004-06-03T18:30:12-08:00

Author: Anakin McFly
Category: Back to the Future
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure/Humor
Chapters: 9, Words: 13,363, Reviews: 93 Updated: 6-3-04 Published: 12-7-02
Status: In-Progress

Doc and Marty are sent from one dimension to the other until an accident strands them in a foreign one, with a broken flux capacitor and no way home... (CHAPTER 9 UP)

The Sunless Years

2004-04-29T02:28:56-08:00

Author: Anakin McFly
Category: Misc. Books
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,206, Reviews: 12 Published: 4-29-04
Status: Complete

Based on the short story All Summer in a Day by Ray Bradbury What happened after Margot was let out of the closet

The Reed

2004-04-17T23:54:05-08:00

Author: Anakin McFly
Category: Marching Band
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Parody
Chapters: 28, Words: 20,202, Reviews: 300 Updated: 4-17-04 Published: 12-6-02
Status: In-Progress

The Reed has killed two. It must be destroyed... LOTR parody. (REED 3 CHAPTER 2 UP!)

What If?

2004-04-17T23:53:21-08:00

Author: Anakin McFly
Category: Back to the Future
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 147, Reviews: 16 Published: 4-17-04
Status: Complete

An alternate ending to Part 1...

Strange Stories from a Galaxy Far, Far Away

2004-04-07T01:39:31-08:00

Author: Anakin McFly
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 3, Words: 1,517, Reviews: 35 Updated: 4-7-04 Published: 4-5-03
Status: In-Progress

A collection of pointless, weird and stupid Star Wars short stories. You have been warned... (STORY 3 UP!)

Lord of the Rings: The SHORT version

2003-12-30T21:22:14-08:00

Author: Anakin McFly
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Frodo B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 209, Reviews: 49 Published: 12-30-03
Status: Complete

Everything could have been ended so early. All Frodo had to do was give that Sauron dude the Ring...

Play to the Future

2003-12-16T19:20:51-08:00

Author: Anakin McFly
Category: Marching Band
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Parody/Sci-Fi
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,046, Reviews: 13 Updated: 12-16-03 Published: 10-29-03
Status: In-Progress

(COMPANION TO THE REED) You mean you made a time machine... out of a FLUTE? (CHAPTER 2 UP)

Back to the Future: The Weakest Link

2003-12-05T19:36:00-08:00

Author: Anakin McFly
Category: Back to the Future
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 7, Words: 4,051, Reviews: 61 Updated: 12-5-03 Published: 1-5-03
Status: In-Progress

8 contestants play the game for a million cents. Who will win? There's only one way to find out... CHAP 7 UP!

The Chairs

2003-09-05T05:56:12-08:00

Author: Anakin McFly
Category: Marching Band
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 214, Reviews: 16 Published: 9-5-03
Status: Complete

The Reed, The Flute Stand... Now, it's THE CHAIRS.

The Twisted Diary Entries of Marty McFly

2003-07-31T01:32:29-08:00

Author: Anakin McFly
Category: Back to the Future
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 7, Words: 3,661, Reviews: 63 Updated: 7-31-03 Published: 1-21-03
Status: In-Progress

Just as the title says, dude! *CHAPTER 7 UP!*

The Twisted Diary Entries of Jaina Solo

2003-07-31T01:31:45-08:00

Author: Anakin McFly
Category: Young Jedi Knights
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 5, Words: 2,150, Reviews: 78 Updated: 7-31-03 Published: 1-28-03
Status: In-Progress

Just as the title says, dude! *CHAPTER 5 UP!*

The Strangest Thing

2003-04-03T22:20:11-08:00

Author: Anakin McFly
Category: Back to the Future
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Suspense
Chapters: 2, Words: 810, Reviews: 14 Published: 4-3-03
Status: Complete

What cannot happen... will happen. Twilight Zone crossover.

There's Always a First Time

2003-03-30T19:31:58-08:00

Author: Anakin McFly
Category: Back to the Future
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 254, Reviews: 30 Updated: 3-30-03 Published: 12-6-02
Status: Complete

Extended due to pop. demand

The Cinnamon Bun

2003-03-25T05:02:46-08:00

Author: Anakin McFly
Category: Animorphs
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 554, Reviews: 31 Published: 3-25-03
Status: Complete

I was just a happy little cinnamon bun, until one day...

36 Days to SYF

2003-03-01T20:26:15-08:00

Author: Anakin McFly
Category: Marching Band
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 120, Reviews: 4 Published: 3-1-03
Status: Complete

The SYF competition is coming... WE'RE ALL DOOMED!

The Death of Pizza the Hutt

2003-02-21T22:57:39-08:00

Author: Anakin McFly
Crossover: Star Wars and Spaceballs
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 337, Reviews: 25 Published: 2-21-03
Status: Complete

Pizza the Hutt has died... and someone has been sent to tell Jabba. Spaceballs xover.

The Pointless Ode to Al Bhed

2003-02-07T21:41:44-08:00

Author: Anakin McFly
Category: Final Fantasy X
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 112, Reviews: 11 Published: 2-7-03
Status: Complete

Just as the title says... written in Al Bhed. Duh.

The Short Green Dude is EEVIL!

2003-01-26T00:08:19-08:00

Author: Anakin McFly
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 217, Reviews: 14 Published: 1-26-03
Status: Complete

Dude, are the Jedi REALLY who they say they are? PG for Luke getting killed.

The Flute Stand

2003-01-18T06:36:19-08:00

Author: Anakin McFly
Category: Marching Band
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 686, Reviews: 23 Published: 1-18-03
Status: Complete

First the Reed... now the Flute Stand...

Dude, Where's My DeLorean?

2002-12-23T19:02:01-08:00

Author: Anakin McFly
Category: Back to the Future
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 258, Reviews: 26 Published: 12-23-02
Status: Complete

The cast were off on holiday... So two dudes took their places.

Somefink Under the Bed is Drooling

2002-12-19T21:35:56-08:00

Author: Anakin McFly
Category: Calvin & Hobbes
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 406, Reviews: 16 Published: 12-19-02
Status: Complete

Just as the title says...

T'was Three Nights Before Friday the 13th

2002-12-18T04:25:37-08:00

Author: Anakin McFly
Category: Marching Band
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 607, Reviews: 9 Published: 12-18-02
Status: Complete

That time at band camp... Talk about a boring summary. Now nobody's going to read this.

The History of Choo Choo Ravine

2002-12-16T23:56:48-08:00

Author: Anakin McFly
Category: Back to the Future
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 276, Reviews: 14 Published: 12-16-02
Status: Complete

Alternate ending to Part III

Steering Trouble

2002-12-06T06:17:22-08:00

Author: Anakin McFly
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 324, Reviews: 14 Published: 12-6-02
Status: Complete

How Part 4 would have ended if the XWing controls were faulty

Lunch

2002-11-28T17:46:47-08:00

Author: Anakin McFly
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 141, Reviews: 16 Published: 11-28-02
Status: Complete

Read it and find out...