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Operation: Castration

2004-08-28T11:29:07-08:00

Author: jaded316
Category: X-Men: The Movie
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Pairing: Mystique
Chapters: 6, Words: 10,469, Reviews: 54 Updated: 8-28-04 Published: 12-25-03
Status: In-Progress

Chap.6 up!The X-Men and the Brotherhood join forces! We even hear from Jean! Kurt gets a lap dance, Xavier perfects the art of "pyschic slapping" and Logan puts a little more in Xavier's drink than he wanted... Guaranteed to make you laugh! R&R!

Betrayal is Universal

2003-12-13T17:51:33-08:00

Author: jaded316
Category: Smallville
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,383, Reviews: 5 Published: 12-13-03
Status: In-Progress

Post Shattered. Clark and Lex's thoughts after the events of Shattered. You'd be surprised how sinister a farm boy's thoughts could be. First Smallville fic ever but worth reading. Please R&R.

The Drunken Antics of Four Big Bads!

2003-12-07T08:37:44-08:00

Author: jaded316
Category: Matrix
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Pairing: Smith, A. & Twins
Chapters: 7, Words: 12,257, Reviews: 18 Updated: 12-7-03 Published: 10-25-03
Status: In-Progress

Finally! A proper ending! The four big bads learn the identity of their captor and get the answer they seek. But wait! Is there another evil force for them to worry about? It's the battle of the authors and the power of Clay Aiken is unleashed on them!R&R

Slayers R' Us

2003-10-24T17:14:22-08:00

Author: jaded316
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Buffy S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 914, Reviews: 2 Published: 10-24-03
Status: In-Progress

Thanks to Willow's spell, Slayers all over are awakened, right? But if The Watcher's Council is all ka-blowie, who will help the new slayers? That's where this story comes in. The Scooby Gang are Slayer teachers! Time for some fun...

Rest in Her Embrace

2003-06-21T21:18:42-08:00

Author: jaded316
Category: Angel
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 780, Reviews: 4 Published: 6-21-03
Status: In-Progress

Songfic-Set to "Rest in Pieces" by Saliva. One month after "Peace Out." A young man's feelings as he is forced to live on without Jasmine.It's really prttey good so plz R&R!

Next Time I'll Let The World Get Sucked Into Hell!

2003-06-14T18:33:56-08:00

Author: jaded316
Category: Buffy X-overs
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,315, Reviews: 2 Published: 6-14-03
Status: In-Progress

Seqeul to If This is Redemptin Then Let Me Be Damned! . Angel last season was too sad. Luckily Spike is comin' to brighten things up! Based on what I hope will happen next season. I promise this is funny stuff so plz R&R!!!!!!!

If THIS is Redemption Then Let Me be Damned!

2003-05-24T15:53:53-08:00

Author: jaded316
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Spike
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,162, Reviews: 3 Published: 5-24-03
Status: In-Progress

Set after Chosen.R/R Please!Spike's musings as he journeys into the hellmouth and as he sacrifices his unlife to save the world. Songfic-Black Hole Sun by Soundgarden. It's full of the funny don't worry!!!Sequel now found n the Angel section.

Corrupting The Heart of The Scooby Gang

2003-05-18T21:04:09-08:00

Author: jaded316
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Xander H.
Chapters: 7, Words: 7,807, Reviews: 37 Updated: 5-18-03 Published: 4-16-03
Status: In-Progress

Set after "Dirty Girls"*Finished* Will Xander get the peace he so desperately wants?And if he does what price does he pay? How could u guys think I made Xander a bad guy? I feel insulted!Thanks 4 the reviews guys! Luv U!Please R/R!!Love Jaded316

The Wacky Adventures of The New Trio

2003-05-03T21:00:22-08:00

Author: jaded316
Category: Buffy X-overs
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 3, Words: 2,985, Reviews: 8 Updated: 5-3-03 Published: 5-2-03
Status: In-Progress

Set during season 7. Buffy/WWE crossover! Chocolate covered Spike, too! Absolutely wierd,just like me!But wierd in a good way!R/R please.It's been revised and improved!!

The Dirtiest Girl

2003-04-19T17:03:11-08:00

Author: jaded316
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 532, Reviews: 2 Published: 4-19-03
Status: In-Progress

Takes place after "Dirty Girls." A deeper look into Caleb's thoughts as he looks at Buffy for the first time through The First.

Won't Back Down

2003-04-12T17:35:33-08:00

Author: jaded316
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama/General
Pairing: Spike
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,469, Reviews: 2 Published: 4-12-03
Status: In-Progress

Songfic-What if Spike had returned with a soul but als with the chip removed?Contains Big Bad Spike and Buffy bashing everywhere! Haven't seen any other fanfics with "Won't Back Down" by Fuel but its a really cool song.First fanfic ever but its really co