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In My Own Little Cell

2009-10-24T23:50:24-08:00

Author: KatxValentine
Category: Batman Begins/Dark Knight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Joker
Chapters: 5, Words: 6,503, Reviews: 14 Updated: 10-24-09 Published: 9-7-09
Status: In-Progress

Inmate number 0801. Name: The Joker. Afton Kennedy Flynn has a lot on her plate as Arkham's newest psychiatrist. Can she manage to, at the very least, integrate the notorious Clown Prince into normal behavior? Never say never..

Hunt

2009-10-23T16:19:10-08:00

Author: KatxValentine
Category: Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 554, Reviews: 5 Published: 10-23-09
Status: In-Progress

-Post Hannibal- Dr. Lecter's life is incomplete without Clarice in it. After a lengthy repose, perhaps a new little game will stoke the embers in Agent Starling back to life..

The Princess and the Bat

2009-10-05T21:03:00-08:00

Author: KatxValentine
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Harley Quinn & Bruce W.
Chapters: 7, Words: 7,010, Reviews: 65 Updated: 10-5-09 Published: 9-1-09
Status: In-Progress

When Harley Quinn decides to be free of the Joker for good, only one man can protect her from his inevitable onslaught. It's so unlikely, the way worst enemies turn to so much more. All you need is a little blackmail. -Eventual Harley/Bruce-

Trivial Pursuit

2009-08-30T10:33:41-08:00

Author: KatxValentine
Category: Dragon Ball Z
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Bulma & Vegeta
Chapters: 1, Words: 210, Reviews: 1 Published: 8-30-09
Status: In-Progress

Trivial: Of little value or importance. Pursuit: The action of following someone or something. What did Bulma Briefs matter to the Prince of all Saiyans? He was too good for a woman, anyway.

Memento

2009-08-20T21:58:11-08:00

Author: KatxValentine
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Buffy S. & Faith L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 502, Reviews: 0 Published: 8-20-09
Status: In-Progress

-Post Chosen- Faith Lehane is both everywhere and nowhere. She'll never fit, besides, in a perfect world.

Impromptu

2009-05-28T00:44:42-08:00

Author: KatxValentine
Category: Angel
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Drama
Pairing: Faith & Angel
Chapters: 1, Words: 830, Reviews: 3 Published: 5-28-09
Status: Complete

-Circa 'Sanctuary'. Very Angel/Faith, hints of Buffy/Faith mentioned- Redemption is as elusive as peace and the attainment of it is just as painful. Angel can only watch Faith deal with her devils; his own will always be there.

Baptized

2009-04-26T23:07:10-08:00

Author: KatxValentine
Category: Resident Evil
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Jill V.
Chapters: 1, Words: 406, Reviews: 3 Published: 4-26-09
Status: Complete

-Resident Evil 5- She couldn't find her humanity as easily as she once could; oh, how the mighty have fallen. Jill Valentine can hardly look herself in the face.

A Desirable Madness

2009-03-24T23:17:28-08:00

Author: KatxValentine
Category: Devil Wears Prada
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 3, Words: 2,481, Reviews: 18 Updated: 3-24-09 Published: 9-14-08
Status: In-Progress

Andrea Sachs and her big, stupid, naïve, moronic, sweet brown eyes. Andy's resignation leaves a restlessly irate Miranda determined to sort out her thoughts, whether it be by pursuit or otherwise. Andy swears it's becoming a twisted form of courtship.

An Insignificant Speck

2009-02-14T22:55:25-08:00

Author: KatxValentine
Crossover: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer and Repo! The Genetic Opera
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Humor
Pairing: R. Giles
Chapters: 2, Words: 859, Reviews: 16 Updated: 2-14-09 Published: 2-12-09
Status: In-Progress

-Buffy/Repo! Crossover- Rupert Giles can't possibly explain how he got where he is now.

How To Raise a Ten Year Old During the Apocalypse

2009-01-26T06:52:10-08:00

Author: KatxValentine
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Buffy S. & Faith L.
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,447, Reviews: 6 Updated: 1-26-09 Published: 1-6-09
Status: In-Progress

-During Season VII, possibly eventual Faith/Buffy pairing- After Willow and Buffy activate each Potential, the gang finds themselves in over their heads with a very unique one. Enter Cassie, a hyperactive ten year old. One problem. She's a Slayer.

Rarest Peace

2009-01-05T11:50:38-08:00

Author: KatxValentine
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Hurt/Comfort
Chapters: 1, Words: 272, Reviews: 2 Published: 1-5-09
Status: Complete

-Vaguely a couplet to my other story, Waltz and Tango- Buffy's hug feels infinite, and Faith is at rest.

Waltz and Tango

2009-01-01T01:31:42-08:00

Author: KatxValentine
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Faith L. & Buffy S.
Chapters: 11, Words: 7,403, Reviews: 30 Updated: 1-1-09 Published: 11-22-08
Status: Complete

Buffy is structured, elegant though well put together; Faith is passion set ablaze, fire kindled aflame. When Faith sustains a formidable blow to the head, she has no choice but to shack up with the blonde Slayer.

End of Days

2008-12-25T19:03:53-08:00

Author: KatxValentine
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Drama
Pairing: Buffy S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 192, Reviews: 1 Published: 12-25-08
Status: Complete

190 word drabble on the episode 'Prophecy Girl' in season I. It's so easy when you're not the one about to die.

The Jackal is Not a Woman

2008-12-03T17:24:58-08:00

Author: KatxValentine
Category: 13 Ghosts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 535, Reviews: 5 Published: 12-3-08
Status: In-Progress

-Not to be taken seriously, just for fun- Myself and a friend 'inherit' Cyrus' grand creation from her 'dead uncle' and thorough panic ensues. Twelve ghosts aren't fond of two teenage girls.

A Paler Shade of Grey

2008-11-10T09:24:57-08:00

Author: KatxValentine
Category: Batman Begins/Dark Knight
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Humor
Pairing: Joker
Chapters: 27, Words: 28,141, Reviews: 184 Updated: 11-10-08 Published: 9-1-08
Status: Complete

-Third in the Dark Side of the Moon series- Harvey Tinkle, the unexpected Harley Quinn, finds herself pregnant with the Joker's child. When tensions between she and Cleave grow too overbearing, a certain villainess picks up the pieces. Enter: Poison Ivy.

One Thing

2008-10-10T23:24:56-08:00

Author: KatxValentine
Category: Mean Girls
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 126, Reviews: 2 Published: 10-10-08
Status: In-Progress

Regina George has gained and lost and gained again, but when it all comes down to it there's only one thing she wants. Femslash-ReginaCady

Irrevocable

2008-09-04T21:02:40-08:00

Author: KatxValentine
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Poison Ivy & Harley Quinn
Chapters: 3, Words: 2,045, Reviews: 17 Updated: 9-4-08 Published: 8-23-08
Status: Complete

As far as Ivy was concerned, once was too much. Getting rid of Harley Quinn and the feelings she came with felt impossible. A series of encounters and a number of lessons not learned.

Dance With the Devil

2008-08-31T00:48:36-08:00

Author: KatxValentine
Category: Batman Begins/Dark Knight
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Joker
Chapters: 15, Words: 14,961, Reviews: 158 Updated: 8-31-08 Published: 8-11-08
Status: Complete

-Second in the Dark Side of the Moon series- Trip, stumble, fall and bumble your way through, romance with the devil is romance, regardless. Harvey's learning that the hard way.

Roommates From Hell

2008-08-12T16:40:33-08:00

Author: KatxValentine
Category: Batman Begins/Dark Knight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,485, Reviews: 10 Published: 8-12-08
Status: In-Progress

Set pre-Dark Side of the Moon and beginning Saviors and Hellion Smiles: Collab. between KatxValentine and Harlequin Sequins Chelsea Grant needs a roommate. Unfortunately, Harvey Tinkle fits that bill.

Dark Side of the Moon

2008-08-08T10:51:10-08:00

Author: KatxValentine
Category: Batman Begins/Dark Knight
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Joker
Chapters: 27, Words: 30,368, Reviews: 367 Updated: 8-8-08 Published: 7-21-08
Status: Complete

-First in the Dark Side of the Moon series- Gotham City is the new home to lackluster journalist Harvey Tinkle, a failure in most respects. But when she meets Cleveland, her neighbor, she's in for more than she bargained for. Enter: the Joker.

Serpentine

2008-07-19T00:42:15-08:00

Author: KatxValentine
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Suspense/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 646, Reviews: 9 Published: 7-19-08
Status: Complete

One-shot, Inspired by Heath Ledger's Joker The newly-appointed Commissioner Gordon and a certain Clown Prince of Crime have a chat.

Canine Mishaps

2008-07-06T16:00:33-08:00

Author: KatxValentine
Category: Phantom of the Opera
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Angst
Chapters: 9, Words: 8,406, Reviews: 113 Updated: 7-6-08 Published: 11-10-05
Status: In-Progress

Puppies are always wonderful. Except when that puppy was once the Phantom of the Opera and is now your vicious little monster.

Mishaps That Shouldn't Exist

2008-06-29T14:53:11-08:00

Author: KatxValentine
Category: Phantom of the Opera
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Chapters: 3, Words: 2,391, Reviews: 12 Updated: 6-29-08 Published: 6-24-08
Status: In-Progress

Watch as I gradually mess up the plot to Phantom of my own fangirlish will. Revision of MegMichele, ChristineKat and the Gaping Plot-Hole .

Blond

2008-06-05T12:10:24-08:00

Author: KatxValentine
Category: Pushing Daisies
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 3, Words: 1,552, Reviews: 13 Updated: 6-5-08 Published: 12-1-07
Status: In-Progress

Charlotte Charles has always, admittedly, admired a particular shade of gold, or any difference she, herself, could not possess. Olive Snook harbors that fiery uniqueness, but how will the brunette come about speaking how deeply she loves that? OliveChuck

Suffering

2008-06-05T11:51:54-08:00

Author: KatxValentine
Category: Phantom of the Opera
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Christine
Chapters: 1, Words: 302, Reviews: 2 Published: 6-5-08
Status: In-Progress

“We’re all dead,” she remarks, her stare distant, doomed, “we’re all done for because of me.”

The Space

2008-02-23T10:42:59-08:00

Author: KatxValentine
Category: Batman
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 230, Reviews: 5 Published: 2-23-08
Status: Complete

Bruce Wayne bores holes into her when he stares; he eats away at her being with his cold, blue eyes.

MegMichele, ChristineKat and the Gaping Plothole

2007-06-03T08:58:28-08:00

Author: KatxValentine
Category: Phantom of the Opera
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Humor
Chapters: 17, Words: 25,624, Reviews: 81 Updated: 6-3-07 Published: 9-3-05
Status: In-Progress

See what happens when I wake up as Christine and my friend wakes up as Meg in the Phantom universe. One issue, I'm deadset on making the Phantom happy and ruining the plot.

Anima:The Illness Inducing Aeon

2006-08-19T18:01:09-08:00

Author: KatxValentine
Category: Final Fantasy X
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,105, Reviews: 8 Published: 8-19-06
Status: Complete

They had to do it. No one wanted to, but it had to be done. Anima. [oneshot]

OWN

2006-07-18T15:45:39-08:00

Author: KatxValentine
Category: RENT
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 919, Reviews: 11 Published: 7-18-06
Status: In-Progress

Roger's emo. Mark is poor. Angel half and half. Collins is SMRT. Mimi got hit by a truck many times. Joanne's there. Maureen a whorebag. Together they form, THE CAST OF RENT!

La

2006-06-15T07:18:49-08:00

Author: KatxValentine
Category: Phantom of the Opera
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Christine & Erik
Chapters: 1, Words: 642, Reviews: 8 Published: 6-15-06
Status: Complete

[oneshot]Erik's blood pressure is a thing to behold.

Download!

2006-02-21T16:01:23-08:00

Author: KatxValentine
Category: Hellsing
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 4, Words: 3,285, Reviews: 44 Updated: 2-21-06 Published: 11-20-05
Status: In-Progress

Integra loves her Corpsey. Corpsey wants a sandwich. Walter loves his Integra and is old. Seras loves her gun...ohh, and her master...mostly her gun.

Sometimes

2006-02-09T15:00:41-08:00

Author: KatxValentine
Category: Wicked
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 447, Reviews: 5 Published: 2-9-06
Status: Complete

[Oneshot] Relationships are funny things...

Jade

2006-02-03T12:27:45-08:00

Author: KatxValentine
Category: Wicked
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 876, Reviews: 7 Published: 2-3-06
Status: Complete

Third in my one shot series. Glinda takes one last look on that day, back at the Emerald City..to be read after 'Eyeliner' and 'Tiara'. Slightly slashy, not much though.

Tiara

2006-01-21T18:27:57-08:00

Author: KatxValentine
Category: Wicked
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 706, Reviews: 9 Published: 1-21-06
Status: Complete

Time ticks and tocks, but you never forget what you lost. Slightly slashy, more drabble than oneshot.

In Dreams

2005-12-29T10:08:12-08:00

Author: KatxValentine
Category: Phantom of the Opera
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Christine & Erik
Chapters: 1, Words: 676, Reviews: 5 Published: 12-29-05
Status: Complete

Only in dreams can she love him....[Oneshot]

Eyeliner

2005-12-29T10:07:03-08:00

Author: KatxValentine
Category: Wicked
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 734, Reviews: 21 Published: 12-29-05
Status: Complete

And the eyeliner dripped down her cheeks, marring her infallibity, erasing her perfection...[Oneshot]

Almost

2005-10-20T12:36:38-08:00

Author: KatxValentine
Category: Phantom of the Opera
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 442, Reviews: 4 Published: 10-20-05
Status: In-Progress

Almost, almost, but never quite enough....

Everyone Has Their Issues

2005-10-16T20:04:45-08:00

Author: KatxValentine
Category: Grey's Anatomy
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 634, Reviews: 7 Published: 10-16-05
Status: Complete

[Oneshot] Everyone has problems, Meredith Grey is no exception.

Bleed

2005-10-16T17:03:48-08:00

Author: KatxValentine
Category: Phantom of the Opera
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 626, Reviews: 4 Published: 10-16-05
Status: Complete

[Oneshot] And even when it's over, the pain never goes away.

All the World's a Stage

2005-09-29T14:46:57-08:00

Author: KatxValentine
Category: Phantom of the Opera
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 892, Reviews: 4 Published: 9-29-05
Status: Complete

All the world's a stage, and all its people players. Oneshot.

Silence

2005-09-25T11:40:23-08:00

Author: KatxValentine
Category: Phantom of the Opera
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 663, Reviews: 3 Published: 9-25-05
Status: Complete

[Oneshot] When Erik calls into the darkness, there's never an answer to his pain.

Letting Go

2005-09-15T11:57:20-08:00

Author: KatxValentine
Category: Phantom of the Opera
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 393, Reviews: 5 Published: 9-15-05
Status: Complete

Christine Daae knows letting go will kill Erik, but what must be done must be done. For the good of everyone. Oneshot

Things Too Big to Fit Through a Mirror

2005-09-09T09:46:00-08:00

Author: KatxValentine
Category: Phantom of the Opera
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 5, Words: 4,931, Reviews: 40 Updated: 9-9-05 Published: 8-21-05
Status: In-Progress

Ever wonder how Erik got all that crap down there....

My Mirror

2005-08-31T09:13:05-08:00

Author: KatxValentine
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Akito S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,461, Reviews: 5 Published: 8-31-05
Status: Complete

The day before Akito dies, he orders a visit from the rat. But he gets more than he expected when Yuki Sohma stands up to him and says one last goodbye. Slight YukiAkito Yaoi, but barely even really there. Oneshot.

The Consequences of One's Actions'

2005-01-27T15:11:15-08:00

Author: KatxValentine
Category: Misc. Plays/Musicals
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,661, Reviews: 2 Published: 1-27-05
Status: Complete

After Elphie left, the old Glinda was gone. There was but a saddened shell of her former self. Perhaps, a nice note can fix the broken good witch. One shot, playverse ficcy. R&R please!